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At Alton towers they realised they put the entrance in the wrong place. Instead of moving the entrance, they added a monorail and this is what the <s>idiots</s> people at Alton Towers said:
 
 
 
 
Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified six-car monorail!
 
Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified six-car monorail!
  

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Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified six-car monorail!

What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

(Monorail, Monorail, Monorail, Monorail)

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail, monorail, monorail!

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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