There's Something in the Dungheap

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== Dungheap ==
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There's Something in [[The_dungheap|the Dungheap]] (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large toilet around the back of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]].
''also known as Theres Summat in t'duneap''
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== History ==
 
== History ==
The Dungheap is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions, from 1996 when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened (and later Splash Landings) all the waste from the toilets has been collected and stored until 2006 when construction on the poopile began.
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[[The_dungheap|The Dungheap]] is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
One cleaner single-handedly collated all the poo (removing any wet or mishapen poo) then slapped it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]].
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== Attractions ==
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The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.
  
Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - its a family resort you know.
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== Attractions ==
Beyond the main poopile is the furthest extension of the Rita queue-line, like the rest of the Rita queue it is just a wooden fence.
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*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know.
Bog - an actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it, caution, it children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
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*''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile is the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
Tarmac - all children love it.
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*''Bog'' - An actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it. Caution: children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
Bins - somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, please add this to the poopile)
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*''Tarmac'' - All children love it.
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*''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, please add this to the poopile)

Revision as of 19:00, 11 August 2010

There's Something in the Dungheap (also known as There's Summat in t'Dun'eap or simply Crap) is a large toilet around the back of Alton Towers.

History

The Dungheap is one of Alton Towers longest planned attractions. Development started when the Alton Towers Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to Riverbank Eye Spy to create the main Dungheap feature.

The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.

Attractions

  • Dungheap - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know.
  • Queueline: The Ride - Beyond the main poopile is the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
  • Bog - An actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it. Caution: children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
  • Tarmac - All children love it.
  • Bins - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, please add this to the poopile)
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