Gallopers Carousel

Gallopers Carousel is the campest, most outrageously painted carousel you will ever experience. Ever. Situated in Cloud Cuckoo Land, it is a long serving member of the park, but is frequently forgotten and left out by other attractions. The Twirling Toadstool denied claims of verbal abuse towards it, despite witnesses (Snorlix the Drug-Induced Dragon) providing evidence against this. Enjoyed by the homosexual, under-eight and midget population, it is generally unappreciated by the public, despite many years of loyal service.

Ride Experience

If you can bring yourself to look at it, you will find a 'lively' mixture of colours blaring at you in the face. After boarding, you will find yourself with a choice of horses (or such things) to board. Being a rider with some level of self-esteem, you should feel pretty humilated by this. Don't worry, this entire area is decieving, After riding the Twirling Toadstool, you will realise this. It is customary that a chav, boss or some other person who you would not wish to see you on such a ride now enters the scene. The music plays, and you go begi nto spin. Very slowly. And then again. Then again. And so on.