Bizarre Dreams

Thought I'd make this topic where anyone can detail any weird and bizarre dreams they may have had (not Towers-related, as we already have a topic for those. I'll start the ball rolling with a couple of my own.

1. A few years ago, I had a dream that I was having sex with a rather large woman on the back of a sofa. Well, we all know how that turned out.
2. A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that my mum tried to pierce my ear with a craft knife.

Neither are terribly entertaining, but they're just a bit bizarre. What about you guys? Any random dreams you've had recently or longer ago?

I had a dream a few years back where there were dinosaurs that lived on the other side of my old school, whenever you walked over there for a lesson you ran the risk of being eaten However, nobody else knew the dinosaurs were there apart from me...

I had one where i was in the drivers seat of my works minibus, however there was no steering wheel, peddles, gear stick and handbrake.
There was a button on the dash where the steering wheel should come out, labelled 'OH S***' that did not work. as the minibus dives around the roads in a manner that make me scream "I'm going to DIE"

I had some weird dream last night (well more like earlier this morning) where all I did was just drink tea and coffee, nothing amazing, but certainly bizarre to dream that.

I once had a dream that I was on a massive bed with wheels, going at high speed down a windy road with a sheer drop either side. There were loads of other people on the bed too, including Victoria Beckham, of all people!

The night before last I had a horrible dream during which a service user I used to support, was in an accident and died. Weirdly, I only started working with him when he was 17/18, but he was about 14 in the dream. I couldn't shake the feeling of it so ended up texting a friend to check the guy is ok. Pregnancy is known to cause very odd, vivid dreams though.

I had a dream last night which somehow involved me being in the Australian soap 'Neighbours', which had an episode with scenes at Towers. (For reference, I'll be using Neighbours character names throughout to make it easier.) I'd gone to one of the restaurants somewhere to get food, and initially opted for a steak which was being kept warm under heat lamps, but then decided to go elsewhere. I sat down at a table where Kyle Canning was, and we just started talking about some random stuff, when something caught my eye. Mark Brennan was talking to some girl (he was out of his seat at this point), and appearing over the top of his jeans was the waistband of what looked like a pair of male thongs. I had a bit of a joke about this with Kyle. He then proceeded to ask me how it's possible to tell that you're gay - in full knowledge that I'm gay - which I thought a bit odd, given that in the show, he's been sharing a house with Chris Pappas (the show's first regular homosexual male character) for a few years now, and I would've thought that a topic like that would've been discussed beforehand. Still, I was about to tell him, but I then got woken up by a text confirming my appointment at Specsavers in Congleton tomorrow afternoon.

So here's one from Last night: I was at towers and SW8 was open. But it was a launch into a bend into a straight into a bend and into the station again. But you could see them building the actual proper layout for SW8 while on the ride and it would connect into the ride...

I once had a dream which was essentially The Hunger Games but for cats, and I've two cats and they were both in it. I was trying to help them to win despite knowing only one could. I didn't get as far as finishing the dream but they were doing well.

I had a dream once where I was at Thorpe Park where the Swarm was opened but the coaster had not been finished, Rush was a water version of Irn Bru Revoultion, and there seem to be a underground cave like scaremaze under Port Atlantis. That's what being interested in theme parks does to you I suppose

I keep having weird dreams involving me going to Norwich to visit mates at uni. Weird thing is I don't know anyone who goes to UEA (Or anyone at my uni whose from there) and I just end up befriending random people in the city centre. Creepiest part is that I've never been to Norwich before, yet I looked on google maps and some parts of the city I actually recognised from the dreams, which sent my head west just thinking about how the hell I could've known what a city I've never been to looks like in my dreams.

Had a dream this morning that we were on a meet at EP, and discovered a whole new "secret" second park. It seems it had been built a few years ago, and everything was there, buildings, shops, fountains, lights. It looked ready to open. The only thing missing was ride hardware.
We snuk in, and found the one single switch that turned everything on, then went exploring. There was a dark ride building with all the theming complete, but no actual ride. There were lots of very impressive waterfalls.

The theme was pretty much Scandanavia tbh, so why this was a seperate park makes no sense. Oh wait. It was a dream, that's why.

Had a dream last night that I had recorded and released a christmas number one pop song in the early 90's but no one believed me.
After a lot of searching on google I finally found it,
It was rubbish, but I did have a christmas number one song in the charts! yeah!

Now in the cold light of morning, wide awake, I still have a feeling... did I ever record a song and release it , hmmmm

btw I cant sing and have no musical talent what so ever

I had one whereby I met the queen last night. She met me at my house and I was invited into the back of a long, posh Limo and we hit it off and became great friends. We then ended up at a chippy in Great Yarmouth for some reason, which was owned by Merlin...

Me again. Last nights dream was that I worked for Roland Mack and on leaving to go work elsewhere, he gave me a cheque for "more money then you could ever want".

Had a dream last night I was working at the petrol station, but for some reason, we had a mortuary on site as well, accessed by a door into the shop. Had an undertaker deliver some more bodies as well, but I left the mortuary, as I didn't want to see what was going to happen. Also, the bodies were just delivered in bags - held in the same way you'd handle big black bags of rubbish. It was really, really weird.

Had a dream that featured Robbie Williams and Prince Charles having a piss up inside the clock tower of the Elizabeth tower, before Robbie fell out onto the ground and was presumed dead. The media were in hysterics when it was discovered he wasn't infact dead just a bit injured.

Had a dream last night of a dancing heart swinging it Purkinje fibers like a tassel.
(St john reassessment day was today)

Not a dream but a insomnia induced thought

Thought of the day. Some don't use contraception as pregnancy is gods will.
Does that mean erectile dysfunction is gods will too

Last night I dreamt that Air had been reduced to just three rows per train and repainted purple and gold. Safe to say, throughput was horrendous.

I just had a very strange dream...

I was in what I can only assume was my bedroom and I was sitting on the bed talking to this girl, just joking and laughing together, while the relationship seemed to be just friends, it was non-the-less mildly flirtatious (or at least my waking mind seems to think so) it was at this point, her brother stepped out of the darkness and had in fact been there the whole time just kind of observing. (I felt that we both knew he was there and was fine with it)
he gave us (specifically) a venison pasty (it was dry and tough) for whatever reason, I decided against eating it.(throughout this, the brother was just kind of hovering around, which I only started to find odd, at this point in the dream)
Then the girl said that she was going back home to cyrodill (cyrodill is a place from the Elder Scrolls game series (...yes, skyrim...))

The dream just kind of cut, to me seeing what was happening back at her house.
I could see the brother holding a knife, psychotically ranting about how the pasty was laced with a sleeping drug and he was going to murder his sister while laughing like a maniac.
The (for lack of a better word) camera followed him on his way to his sisters room while he continued his psychotic ramblings.

Then the dream cut to me at her house, where I went up to her room and found it covered in blood (specifically the blood stained wall and floor textures from Elder Scrolls 4, Oblivion) when I entered the room, there was what appeared to be a strange iron maiden looking thing on the wall by the door (I wouldn't have mentioned it but it seemed to stand out)
I made my way over to her bed, passing a box with her pet rat in (hanging by the neck, dead!) The bed was empty apart from her childhood doll on the pillow...her spirit was trapped in it, I then went to burn it but was unsure if it would release her, or condemn her to eternal suffering...this in mind, I burnt it...

Then I woke up genuinely saddened at her loss (just a bit, but still) I had to convince myself that I freed her just to feel better, tough, even now...I think burning the doll probably did the whole eternal suffering thing!

What a strange, oddly specific dream!