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Illuminati..

Sure, that's how it starts. With just a few people. That's OK, when it doesn't apply to us, isn't it? Then before you know it, They're conducting cavity searches on everyone at the passport desk....
 
Has anyone else noticed a massive increase in the ammount of "join the army / navy / RAF" adverts lately?

It's almost as if they are planning another war or something...
 
To be fair, if there's another big war, our government should just conscript all of our women to go off and fight whilst us men stay at home and dig up veggies in fields and sleep with female American air service personnel. It's equal rights and opportunities nowadays and us men fought the last 2 wars, so it's the women's turn this time, at least. I ain't goin' to no war mofo's!
 
rob666 said:
At least me and you are safe from conscription Diogo, what with our age.
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Unless they raise the age of conscription. There are second line jobs, more experience people would suit.

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I'm a mid 30's, overweight retailer. Therfore, I am completely useless at anything war related so no conscription for me!
 
They would need naffi shop staff @matthewgcole :D

As for me i am also a mid 30s with a bmi that could do with coming down a bit.
However I am a trained maintaince electrician, radio amateur (that volunteers as a comms tech for a large first aid org ) and hold a advanced first aid qualification (ambulance attendant).
So i am cream crackered. As i have skills they would want.

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So in my flight sim, I had a couple of spare switches on my overhead panel that I couldn't find a good use for...

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I should be able to make them play a hissing / gassing sound when pressed.
 
Woah, no smoking :eek: Bloody health and safety gone mad! That's a cool bit of kit :)

I found out that if you type illuminati backwards followed by .com you get redirected to the NSA website. Also you can't share that information easily it would seem. After posting this, if we all meet up the government facility they whisk us off to, apologies for the inconvenience o_O

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Woah:eek:
 
The hell‽ Nice knowing you dude.

Just occured to me, if I cunningly tweak the aircraft's config file... I might even be able to get these switches to beltch "display" smoke out the back of the plane! :p
 
All you have to do to save yourself is ...[REDACTED]

Nice! Although the bee's switch needs an MP3 of the Nic Cage "not the bees"!
 
Booyeah! Managed to get each switch dispensing smoke from a different place under the fuselage, in two different colours. (Default effect built in only has white or red smoke, but I will look in to creating a custom sickly yellow/green version). AND it makes a hissing sound as it does it. :D
 
Mind control smoke should be yellow and black swirls. :D

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Found, downloaded and installed some new colours. I've left "Mind control" white (so it looks "natural" ;) ), "toxic poison" is now green, and "sterilise bees" is now yellow. Red and blue are also available with a simple tweak of a config file if I ever get bored.

But anyway, back to Illuminati...
 
Just read about these Amazon Alexa thingies that have been letting out "creepy" witch like laughter at random.
My first thought is, "dear god, it has become aware!"

I swer to god, the AI that dooms us all will be born in some cloud-linked so-called "smart" device.
 
My first thought was, they've been hacked and Amazon's "investigation" involves patching the vulnerability and paying off the hackers before someone less nice works it out (most big tech companies have a bounty on offer to ethical hackers) as making the thing laugh is akin to a proof of concept hack.

The X-Files episode that aired last week in America (episode 7) is a good watch if you're into all this A.I. uprising stuff, I won't spoil it other than to say it involves an angry A.I. with OCD and lots of drones. It's equally as funny, as it is a frightening episode. Think it will air here in a couple of weeks.
 
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