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You Know You're Addicted to Alton Towers (and tst) When....

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When you are driving to work (near Alton Towers) and you see a lorry with some massive steel work on it that looks like coaster track - only to get nearer to see its just some boring none rollercoaster related steelwork :(
 
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When your day is made when Alton Towers replies to your tweet :D
 
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When you get told by John Wardley:

"Get...a...LIFE!"
 
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YKYATAT(and TST)W...

You make a Nemesis: Sub-Terra model as your D&T Res. project.
 
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When in conversation you accidentally refer a local road (Fairybank Road) as Forbidden Valley.
 
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...every single weekend your colleagues ask you if you're going to Alton Towers, and are genuinely shocked when you say no.

A couple of my colleagues nearly had their eyes pop out of their head when I told them my annual pass had expired! "SARAH, what are you going to do now??" ... "Renew it next week!"
 
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When you know every date you've been on park since opening day 2008
 
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when you seriously start working out how to get a reliable car and Alton Towers annual passes for your daughter and yourself.
 
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When you go to buy something from a normal shop and hand over your annual pass thinking you get 20% discount
 
You Know Your Addicted to Alton Towers (and tst) When....

josht said:
When you go to buy something from a normal shop and hand over your annual pass thinking you get 20% discount
That's too funny!

However we do now get discounts at any Moto service stations on the motorway so it's not too bad!
 
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T said:
josht said:
When you go to buy something from a normal shop and hand over your annual pass thinking you get 20% discount
That's too funny!

However we do now get discounts at any Moto service stations on the motorway so it's not too bad!
Yeah done it about 4 times they just look at me and wonder what it is. fairly imbrassing
 
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YKYATATATSTW somebody mentions Alton Towers and you, blurt out with loads of facts automatically.
 
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you offer to forgo the overtime you be on in the middle of the day to take a trip from your college to Alton Towers.

and you suggestion for team bonding is a trip to alton towers.
 
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when you pass a sign to alton towers on the way back from where ever and start screaming ''make it stop! it burns! aaaaaaaah!'' very loudly and nearly burst into tears
 
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queenofspeed said:
start screaming ''make it stop! it burns! aaaaaaaah!'' very loudly and nearly burst into tears

Oh I've heard of worse side effects... I draped my trousers out of the window in agony. And that Battle Galleons had made them wet through anyway!
 
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When you think up a series of superhero comics starring 'Frank the Magic Binman'
 
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When you come up with an Alton Towers Version of "Settlers of Catan" using Flat rides and Coasters instead of settlements and cities :)
 
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when a shipping container turns up at work to become a storage shed and you look for any marking that might link it to Alton Towers :D
 
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When you do impressions of the voice that tells you to mind the doors on the monorail, while not at Alton. :p
 
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Stelios said:
queenofspeed said:
start screaming ''make it stop! it burns! aaaaaaaah!'' very loudly and nearly burst into tears

Oh I've heard of worse side effects... I draped my trousers out of the window in agony. And that Battle Galleons had made them wet through anyway!

Even worse,My dad chucked a shoe at a sign on the way home from Alton.
 
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