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RicketyCricket said:
Another, slightly more understandable theory is that this could be a dirty protest scenario.

''2 hours I've been queueing for Wickerman, £5 for parking, closing at 4pm. Cant wait to take this out on the toilet".
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Given its prevalence in Britain, men everywhere must be protesting about something.
 
I have to admit, when going for a number 1 in the parks, id rather not wash my hands. I know little simon is probably alot cleaner than the taps in these places. I always carry hand gel in my bag so i use that.
 
DiogoJ42 said:
I often use a cubicle over a urinal, for two very important reasons.
1) There's nothing more offputting that trying to wazz when a little kid runs up to the urinal next to you, especially when there are plenty spare (seems to happen a lot in theme parks).
And
2) I wear light coloured combats or shorts. They show up every last drop of urinal splashback. :/

.... But I ALWAYS lift the seat!
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Or you could have a posh sit down wee! Think it’s included with map? Need to check
 
Reminds me of the old joke about a US Marine sargent on attachment to the Australian Army...

He finds himself at a urinal next to an Aussie private, and the Antipodean finishes first, then zips up and goes to leave without washing his hands. The Yank explodes with anger at this,
"What is your major malfunction soldier‽ In the USMC, we are taught that hygene is of the highest importance in the battle field! One small infection can take out a whole battalion!!!"
The private turns to him and says,
"Yeah mate, but in the Aussie Army, they teach us not to p¡ss on our hands."
 
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The last time I went to towers I took a bad tummy pull instead of a hay fever tablet :tearsofjoy: might be the way forward
 
I will use the loos at towers for a poo. Usually they are cleaner than most service station bogs.



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You have to admit they are themed to 80s motorway toilets. However they are cleaner than the modern service station toilets.

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delta79 said:
You have to admit they are themed to 80s motorway toilets. However they are cleaner than the modern service station toilets.

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Granada, Welcome Break and Roadchef themes in abundance. Don't forget they have to come complete with electric blue coloured bins!
 
Whoever used DF bogs around 1pm today. I think they had inserted a dead rat up their arse. Held it there for a few months before unloading it.
Made me gag
There’s no need to inflict that stench on the unsurspecting public :confused:
 
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