Maybe they imprison them and force them to work on Wuzeball or something.
Following the release of a teaser video earlier today, the latest rumoured act is the fantastic John Newman. Provided the song's good and the...
I can't remotely operate a petrol station. Don't think it'd necessarily be legal.
It wasn't at the time, but looking back on it, it was. :P
Fine by me, so long as I get to attend at least one of the shows. :P
With regards to who we could be sending, the BBC have signed a deal with...
I know you were joking, mate - I was just making a point. :P
You do realise Eurovision has nothing to do with the EU, yeah? ;)
Latest rumoured act for us is Mabel. I wouldn't say no.
We're well into the throes of Gay Christmas Eurovision 2020 season, and I've held off posting this thread until now. Why? Well, our entrant will...
Well, it’s one way to earn ‘Cheapskate of the Year’. ;)
I can go worse. Try being stuck on a Ryanair plane when your friends a few rows ahead think it'll be a great idea to constantly fart to the point...
You, my friend, are evil for putting these two together. :P
Says a lot about our feelings on the UK theme park industry when we're excited for a new coaster at Flamingoland. Admittedly, it's a Colossus...
I'm gonna say the toilets in Mille-Fleurs.
Nah, I'd rather have a recreation of The Rimmer Experience tbh. :P
I'm up for that. :P
I think someone (probably @Ian) once posed the idea of building an Intamin Accelerator from here to America, using Ireland as the launch room. :P
Words cannot express the stupid.
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