The resolution of the Mystery of the Monorail Airgates.
Nope, got all the early season weekends in, knowing what was coming.
Called the Harbinger of Doom by the Crevettes staff.
Longest I've gone without a coaster in thirty years.
Feels long but long at the same time.
Happy closed season end everybody.
Paid £14 an hour underneath the Ritz on our last trip to Thorpe!
You can park closer to the Beach for free than you can in express at the Towers!
Masses of free parking within a ten minute walk of the main entrance.
Now you see dippy, if you didn't have a mobile phone, or access to your emails for a whole six months, you wouldn't have such issues.
All those years I've been telling lies about the Rat being rented...
With the pace of ice melt at both of the poles, it is meant to be coming all the faster Roy.
And I thought every other coastal garden was falling...
I think the new rides are rented, like their dark coaster.
Having done both parks,repeatedly, I would say Mingo has about twice the attractions...
It could just be the fact that they are very skint and haven't got the money to complete the ride until they get punters back in in the summer....
Dieselgate...Large companies lied about the performance of their vehicles for profit.
Should they not be punished for gaining an unfair advantage...
Why presume the park will get things right this year, when they have been getting things wrong, year in, year out, for about two decades.
As they have had sod all income for six months, and massive outgoings feeding and vetting all those animals, it is fair to presume they are on the...
Grounded just as the coasters and pubs reopen.
Used to have artisan glass blowers and potters on the park.
Chop down a few trees for a wood turners of Towers trees as well.
Even had a resident...
...but the dome was cleared out at the end of last season...what if Crevettes has just vanished???
Oh FY4 and Bernard.
But life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease, that is going to destroy the planet that we live on in the long run probably.
God I need a...
The Beach is on BBC Breakfast this morning.
Opening up feature.
Learn the geekery!
That is the tromell, been dead for years now, ovoid not cylindrical.
To some of us, Mr Funshine never went away.
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