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Alton Towers advert script ideas

Jack_TPW

TS Member
Lets see if you lot can create some scripts for Alton Towers promotional adverts....Who knows...they might even get used haha

A PLACE THAT HAS MORE TWISTS......*footage of Nemesis first inversion + Ripsaw + Marauders Mayhem + Sonic Spinball*
THAN ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.....
A PLACE THAT HAS MORE MYSTERIES.....*footage of Duel, Th13teen and Hex*
THAN YOUR EVERYDAY STORY.....
A PLACE FULL OF FUN AND LAUGHTER.....*footage of younger guest attractions*
AND HEART-PUMPING ADRENALINE! *mash up shots of all thrill rides*
A PLACE THAT LETS YOU RELAX AND UNWIND IN THE MIDDLE OF A FANTASY *footage of hotels and Resort side*
IT COULD ONLY BE......
THE ALTON TOWERS RESORT! CREATING A WORLD OF MAGIC THAT NEVER ENDS!

(all with ITHOTMK building up in the background)
 
2008 advert hoping nobody will notice due to the cuts
 
Jack_TPW said:
Lets see if you lot can create some scripts for Alton Towers promotional adverts....Who knows...they might even get used haha

A PLACE THAT HAS MORE UPSELLING......*footage of Towers Street + Fastrack salesman at ride entrance + Various Shops you have to walk through at the end of rides*
THAN ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.....
A PLACE THAT HAS MORE RIP OFFS.....*footage of Fastrack Platinum, Entrance fee, VIP Car parking*
THAN YOUR EVERYDAY TOWN CENTRE.....
A PLACE FULL OF TORTURE DEVICES *footage of Submission*
AND WRONGLY MARKETED ATTRACTIONS! *mash up shots of Thirteen and Sub Terra*
A PLACE THAT LETS YOU IMAGINE BEING AT A MUCH NICER THEME PARK *footage of Europa Park*
IT COULD ONLY BE......
ALTON TOWERS!

(all with ITHOTMK building up in the background)

Fixed that for you mate. ;)
 
Adz95 said:
Jack_TPW said:
Lets see if you lot can create some scripts for Alton Towers promotional adverts....Who knows...they might even get used haha

A PLACE THAT HAS MORE UPSELLING......*footage of Towers Street + Fastrack salesman at ride entrance + Various Shops you have to walk through at the end of rides*
THAN ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.....
A PLACE THAT HAS MORE RIP OFFS.....*footage of Fastrack Platinum, Entrance fee, VIP Car parking*
THAN YOUR EVERYDAY TOWN CENTRE.....
A PLACE FULL OF TORTURE DEVICES *footage of Submission*
AND WRONGLY MARKETED ATTRACTIONS! *mash up shots of Thirteen and Sub Terra*
A PLACE THAT LETS YOU IMAGINE BEING AT A MUCH NICER THEME PARK *footage of Europa Park*
IT COULD ONLY BE......
ALTON TOWERS!

(all with ITHOTMK building up in the background)

Fixed that for you mate. ;)

This has made my day, thanks Adz! ;D
 
Adz95 said:
Jack_TPW said:
Lets see if you lot can create some scripts for Alton Towers promotional adverts....Who knows...they might even get used haha

A PLACE THAT HAS MORE UPSELLING......*footage of Towers Street + Fastrack salesman at ride entrance + Various Shops you have to walk through at the end of rides*
THAN ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.....
A PLACE THAT HAS MORE RIP OFFS.....*footage of Fastrack Platinum, Entrance fee, VIP Car parking*
THAN YOUR EVERYDAY TOWN CENTRE.....
A PLACE FULL OF TORTURE DEVICES *footage of Submission*
AND WRONGLY MARKETED ATTRACTIONS! *mash up shots of Thirteen and Sub Terra*
A PLACE THAT LETS YOU IMAGINE BEING AT A MUCH NICER THEME PARK *footage of Europa Park*
IT COULD ONLY BE......
ALTON TOWERS!

(all with ITHOTMK building up in the background)

Fixed that for you mate. ;)

Hahaha thanks! Thats much more realistic. :p
 
An updated version of the 96 Hotel advert but replacing the line "Everyone's cup of tea" with something else and update it with newer attractions.

Also Adz, thanks for the free smiles.
 
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