The theme park-based jokes thread

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  1. skyscraper

    skyscraper TowersStreet Member

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    post your jokes here! they can be about anything associated with theme parks.
    to start off, here's one i thought of earlier this afternoon:

    J: what did the ride operator say when the dentist asked him to open his mouth?

    A: Galacticaaaaaaaaa!
     
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  2. Spike

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    G-Force at Drayton Manor
     
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    skyscraper TowersStreet Member

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    not a joke! did you read the first post?
     
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    Can we ride the monorail at Blackpool please beach?

    No. It was removed ages ago!

    No. I mean the big one
     
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    J: which theme park do Super Heroes go to?

    A: Alton Powers!
     
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    Oh believe you me, that ride is a joke lol!
     
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    J: What are you guys at AT going to replace Ripsaw with?

    A: Forbidden Sweep!

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk
     
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    J: why did the Flume close?

    A: someone pulled the plug out!
     
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    I went out with a girl who worked on the Waltzer. Everything had to revolve around her.
     
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    skyscraper TowersStreet Member

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    J: what's a fare-evader's favorite funfair ride?

    A: the Freek-Out!
     
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    Please at least start thread titles with a capital letter, it's not hard to do so and keeps the forum look far tidier.

    Thanks.

    :)
     
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    Theme Park Review.
     
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    When I was a kid I had an addiction to Helter Skelters. One day it spiraled out of control.
     
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    skyscraper TowersStreet Member

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    J: how does a pig enter a theme park?

    A: it goes through a turnstyle!
     
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    Some of these are awful haha!
     
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    doctor, doctor, i feel like one of Rita's trains!
    you need to slow down a bit.
     
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    Doctor, Doctor, I always in a spin and have no money
    Your a theme park enthusiast
     
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    Doctor, doctor, i feel like a ride that's been emergency-stopped!
    reset yourself, then you'll feel much better!
     
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    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like i am cured by an old begger woman!
    hibernate for a season, you will feel better in march
     
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