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TST Chat

2012-05-21T23:43:43Z

Ben:

Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Special Events ==

Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.

== Epic Quotez ==
[04:25] Craig: all nighter tbh

[04:25] Sammy: SHUT UP BATES

[04:26] Sammy: NO

[04:26] Craig: ive got 3 hours sleep, then meeting tiff for lunch, then driving to dom's

[04:26] Sammy: NO WAY IN HELL

[04:26] Craig: ALL NIGHTER!

[04:26] Craig: DO IT!

[04:26] Sammy: NO

[04:26] Sammy: FUCK OFFF

[04:26] Craig: WUSS

[04:26] Sammy: TOMORROW

[04:26] Craig: IM NOT UP TOMORROW

[04:26] Sammy: WELL

[04:26] Sammy: YOU ARE SHIT

[04:27] Sammy: JUST COS YOU WILL BE GETTING FUCKED

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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*

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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D

[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!

[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?

[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one

[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?

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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)

[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...

[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3

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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion

[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm

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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?

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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it

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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round

[23:15] <Chris> *earth

[23:15] <Ian> :P

[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words

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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:47] <Bear> *Hand

[01:47] <Dar> :O

[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!

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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly

[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle

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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.

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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)

[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.

[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good

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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.

[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!

[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.

[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)

[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.

[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?

[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."

[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P

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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!

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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?

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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.

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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx

[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)

[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).

[22:36] <Joelio> Lol

[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh

[22:37] <Joelio> :)

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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P

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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh

[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out

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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.

[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely

[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P

[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.

[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is

[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.

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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.

[23:20] <James> :O

[23:20] <James> *screamed

[23:20] <Rowe> LOL

[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.

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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!

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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey

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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).

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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P

[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....

[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top

[20:50] <Sam> No offence...

[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam

[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!

[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers

[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?

[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."

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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P

[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P

[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P

[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.

[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD

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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)

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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree

[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.

[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR

[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)

[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL

[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.

[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)

[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?

[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)

[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.

[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.

[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone

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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???

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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom

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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki>

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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him

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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"

[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this

[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3

[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).

[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels

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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.

[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.

[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?

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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha

[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh

[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw

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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!

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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release

[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?

[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims

[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb

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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into

[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio

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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT

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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.

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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?

[21:10] <Ian> Eww

[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!

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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?

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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly

[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u

[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76

[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65

[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t

[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i

[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5

[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu

[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it

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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh

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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling

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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?

[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj

[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs>

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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back

[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh

[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt

[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy

[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH

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[01:39:17] DominiqueAndAly has quit (Excess Flood).

[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space

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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL

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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:54] DominiqueAndAly is now known as Craih.

[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P

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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.

[01:45:50] <Craig> lol

[01:45:51] <Craig> :P

[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.

[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:45:58] <lol> hh

[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)

[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state

[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is

[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"

[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.

[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay

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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh
(The above was obviously said in relation to MAPs

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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...

[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.

[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now

[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.

[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT

[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D

[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable

[20:40:02] <Aly> :P

[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?

[20:40:08] Jared leaves

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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?

[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O

[19:03:13] <Oli> ...

[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)

[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)

[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...

[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.

[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)

[19:03:37] <Oli> :P

[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P

[19:03:48] <D4n> OI.

[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...

[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.

[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM

[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?

[19:04:15] <D4n> NO.

[19:04:18] <Oli> lol

[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.

[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH

[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here

[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.

[19:04:21] D4n has quit (Client exited).

[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?

[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!

[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P

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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?

[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously

[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?

[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!

[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.

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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh

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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front

[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*

[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back

[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on

[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly

[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all

[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben

[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb

[22:54:01] <Aly> :P

[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on

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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P

[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)

[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY

[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making

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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!

21:21 Ian You were sat on it

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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P

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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|

[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet

(NOTE: Sam was referring to Gadaffi)

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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P

[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww

[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...

[20:03] <@Chris> :o

[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.

[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao

[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!

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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio

[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D

[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P

[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc

[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT

[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?

[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol

[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O

[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O

[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)

[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*

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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT

[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!

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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...

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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS

[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth

[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH

[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P

[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(

[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?

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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!

[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....

[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.

[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?

[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.

[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.

[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(

[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(

[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'

[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.

[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3

[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.

[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P

[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.

[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?

[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P

[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.

[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn

[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.

[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P

[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.

[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...

[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.

[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P

[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?

[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)

[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P

[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me

[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P

[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.

[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.

[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike

[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.

[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...

[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.

[15:46:51] <Mike> :P

[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)

[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!

[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(

[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa

[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(

[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )

[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.

[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.

[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!

[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.

[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(

[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(

[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.

[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?

[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.

[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?

[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!

[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P

[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.

[15:49:35] Mike hides

[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.

[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.

[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P

[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.

[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.

[15:50:08] <Mike> :O

[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.

[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh

[15:50:25] <Mike> :P

[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)

[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|

[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one.

[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit

[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.

[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!

[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!

[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)

[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P

[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.

[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)

[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.

[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.

[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3

[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.

[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P

[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.

[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.

[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)

[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities.

[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D

[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.

[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)

[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.

[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not.

[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.

[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.

[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.

[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.

[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).

[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.

[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P

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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick

[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead

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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio

[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!

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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon

[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!

[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea

[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!

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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen

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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again 
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters! 
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P 
... 
[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel)) 

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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?

[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt

[16:31] <Georgia> Shit

[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck

[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard

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[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks

[16:31] <D4n> ...

[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...

[16:31] <Georgia> LOL

[16:31] <D4n> How rude!

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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan

22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?

(after silly blabbering about MAP's)

22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight

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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P

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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.

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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.

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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"

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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TTFers, where N is the number of female TTFers :) 
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ') 
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TTFMembers.Females.Length; 
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh 
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ') 
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;) 
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused

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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.

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[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon

[20:57] <Dar> LOL

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .

[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*

[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation

[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?

[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)

[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.

[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.

[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.

[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door

[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room

[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep

[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that

[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers

[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag

[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out

[21:00] <towersfreak> lol

[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.

[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk

[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll

[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases

[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim

[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.

[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)

[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow

[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh

[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...

[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression

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[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back

[21:06] <towersfreak> off

[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests

[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.

[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella

[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'

[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)

[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal

[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)

[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs

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[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes

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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid

[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof

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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet

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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"

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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P

[23:16] <Scott> what?

[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO

[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran?

[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P

[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail.

[23:16] <Scott> :p

[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P

[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki*

[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P

[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki

[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P

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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking....

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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)

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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..

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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass

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[00:47] <Jonathan> Stupid question, but why do TN hate us?

[00:47] <Joelio> Because we're dickheads?

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[01:48] * Jem starts some new rumours

[01:48] <Longy> Too far

[01:49] <Jonathan> WTF, James?! :O

[01:49] <Magrathea> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151109623020343&set=a.10150705301945343.711526.545100342&type=1&theater :P

[01:49] <Longy> Don't want to click

[01:49] <Longy> It doesn't work

[01:49] * PoisonTom96 stirs vigoursly jem's new rumours

[01:49] <Magrathea> Oh gawwwd, guys, it's nothing! :P

[01:49] <Jem> :P

[01:50] <Longy> :O

[01:50] <PoisonTom96> no worky what is it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

[01:50] <Magrathea> What are you vigorously doing to Jem? :P

[01:51] <Magrathea> It's nothing, it's just a photo

[01:51] * Longy feels insecure

[01:51] * Jem feels violated

[01:51] * PoisonTom96 disturbes Longy

[01:51] * Longy goes and cries in a corner

[01:51] * PoisonTom96 violates jem with a machete

[01:51] * Magrathea hides

[01:52] * Longy finds Magrathea

[01:52] * PoisonTom96 finds magrathea and longy and pervs on them both

[01:52] * Jem wonders why everyone is using this type of post

[01:52] * Longy legs it

[01:52] * Magrathea does NOT appreciate being perved on :(

[01:52] <Magrathea> I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

[01:52] * Magrathea flounces out

[01:53] * Longy punches a wall

[01:53] * PoisonTom96 slaps MAG

[01:53] * Longy slaps PoisonTom96

[01:53] <Magrathea> Ow! :(

[01:53] * PoisonTom96 headbutts a sheep

[01:53] * Longy laughs

[01:53] * Magrathea hits PoisonTom96 with his handbag.

[01:53] * Jem lets of a low yeild nuclear weapon

[01:54] * Longy backs away

[01:54] * PoisonTom96 blows up Jem with a nuke

[01:54] <PoisonTom96> it's 2012 people it has begun

[01:54] * Longy believes that we all shall be dead

[01:55] * Magrathea hides behind Joelio

[01:55] * Longy locks everyone in a room and blows it up

[01:55] * PoisonTom96 sets many a chav on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:55] * Longy looks towards Poisontom666

[01:56] * Jonathan notes that ALL of this is Wiki-worthy. :P

[01:56] * Longy was thinking the exact same thing

[01:56] * PoisonTom96 blows up every copy of Call Of Duty

[01:56] * Longy doesn't care

[01:56] * Jem delets the wiki

[01:56] * Longy creates the wiki

[01:56] * PoisonTom96 wants this on Wiki

[01:56] * Longy likes the wiki

[01:57] * PoisonTom96 nods at Longy approvingly

[01:57] * Longy nods back

[01:57] * Longy stares at the magical lava lamp which appears in the room

[01:58] <PoisonTom96> will anyone wiki this or not?

[01:58] <Jonathan> Right, I need to go to bed, and I frankly don't give a shit about the 60 second rule. I'm off.

[01:58] <Jem> night jonathan

[01:58] * Longy thinks Magrathea should wiki it

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[00:22] <Benedique> Aahhh no worries, it's Friday night - he's probably out with 'the secret association of closet gays'. This week they are visiting a wardrobe factory so that they can all hide inside.

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[01:06] <Joelio> Lol, only just realised that Craig is employed by Orange (his girlfriend :P)

[01:06] <Jonathan> LOL

[01:06] <Sammy> LOL

[01:06] <Chris> :P

[01:06] <PoisonTom96> LOL

[01:06] <Dan77> LOL

[01:06] <Craig> Everything Everywhere actually Joelio (your mother :P)

[01:07] <Joelio> OH LOL

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[20:50] <Scott|afk> ;)

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[20:50] <Joel> :P

[20:51] <Scott|afk> LOL

[20:51] * Joel giggles

[20:51] <Joel> I wonder if I can make him restart again

[20:51] <Chris> LOL

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[20:51] <Chris> Aly :(

[20:51] <Scott|afk> WTF Aly!

[20:51] <Aly> :'(

[20:51] * Joel stifles his tittering in the corner

[20:51] <Scott|afk> Just kick it tbh

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[20:52] <Chris> Aly, your internet is screwed

[20:52] <Aly> I think so lol

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[20:52] <Scott|afk> :p

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[20:52] <Jonathan> :P

[20:52] <Aly> Umm wow?

[20:52] <Aly> :P

[20:53] <Joel> Oooooohhhhh HOKEY COKEY!

[20:53] <Scott|afk> :p

[20:53] <Scott|afk> IN, OUT, IN, OUT...

[20:53] <Aly> Its like CHAT SEX!

[20:53] <Chris> :P

[20:53] <Joel> Oh jesus

[20:53] <Joel> I cant do it anymore.

[20:53] * Joel bawlks

[20:53] <Scott|afk> Tired?

[20:53] <Aly> lol

[20:54] <Aly> :P

[20:54] * Joel giggles at having fun with Aly

[20:54] <Aly> :'(

[20:54] <Aly> Your mean :P

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[18:35] <Ian> It's not a real relationaship until one gives the other a cold tbh :P

[18:35] <Dagan> or herpes

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[23:07] <Vez> in, out, shake the cum about, you do hokey cokey and you decide your sexuality, thats what its all about,HEY

[23:07] <Magrathea> AHAHAH.

[23:07] <DormiensDave> Hell if he plays safe and is happy let him dip his wick

[23:07] <oldgitBEN> best opening line to join chat, ever!

[23:07] <oldgitBEN> thanks vez

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[01:25] <Sammy> No matter how many times I offer a Blow job he just wont take it and demands money!

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[01:19] <Magrathea> I'd sooner be a Ladyboy tbh

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[22:27] <Joelio> If we're not getting drunk and having vast amount of casual sex at the Vane, then we're killing :')

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[18:55] <Sammy> in other news, sounds like I may be bringing Quaisah to Towers at some point :p

[18:56] <Joelio> :|

[18:56] <Joelio> Whom?

[18:56] <~Joel> Whats one of them?

[18:56] <Joelio> Is that a type of Mexican dish?

[18:56] <Sammy> She is my new flat mate

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[20:51] * Ian is now playing: The Naked And Famous - All Of This

[20:52] <Scott> HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT

[20:52] <Scott> xD

[20:52] <Aly> mIRC :P

[20:52] <Ian> mIRC script :P

[20:52] <Ian> Joel put it in for me :P

[20:53] <Scott> Giggidy

[20:53] <Scott> :p

[20:53] <Magrathea> AHAHAAHAHa

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[21:00] <Georgia> PT YOU SHIT GARGLING FUCK NUGGET.

[21:00] <Georgia> :)

[21:00] <Scott> Well timed Georgia

[21:00] <Magrathea> :D <3

[21:00] <PT> Georgia YOU GOATS DANGLER :P

[21:00] <Jonathan> Brilliant timing, Georgia! :D

[21:01] <Ian> LMFAO Georgia :P

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[21:39] <Aly> and that my gran bums me :P

[21:39] <JamesDLD> omg

[21:39] <Aly> not actual bums :P

[21:39] <Adz> with a strap on?

[21:39] <Scott> LOLLLLL

[21:39] <Aly> bums as in loves me to bits :P

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[21:29] Joel sleeps with a oven glove on his knob to stop getting burnt!

[21:29] <Scott> LOL

[21:29] <Aly> You can get oven gloves that small?

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[00:30] <Joel> ALEXANDER MCINULTY

[00:30] <Joel> MY OFFICE, NOW

[00:30] <Aly> Yes Sir! :(

[00:30] * Joel slams the door shut

[00:30] <Aly> :|

[00:30] * Aly gulps

[00:31] * Joel <fierce shouting>

[00:31] * Aly <screaming>

[00:31] * Joel <slams fist on desk>

[00:31] * Joelio #include <iostream>

[00:32] * Aly <smashes picture>

[00:32] * jem8472 puts a glass up to the door

[00:32] <Joel> ... AND DONT YOU DAREEEE EVER LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN! ....

[00:32] * Joel flings door open of office

[00:33] * Aly storms out shouting at Joel

[00:33] * jem8472 whistles

[00:33] * Aly storms back in Joel's office

[00:34] * Aly shouts "AND ANOTHER THING. THE DRIVERS DINNAE NEED FUCKING DONUTS TAE SIT OAN!"

[00:34] <jem8472> :P

[00:35] <jem8472> There never is a dull moment on TTF :P

[00:35] * Aly pushes Joels computer off the desk

[00:35] * Aly "Don't you fucking DARE look at that thing when I'm speaking to you!"

[00:36] * Joel bitch slaps Aly

[00:36] * Aly claws Joels FACE!

[00:36] * Ian cowers in the corner

[00:36] <jem8472> anyone want popcorn?

[00:37] * Ian hurls the odd piece of stationary, such as the hole punch and stapler, at Aly

[00:37] <Ian> Leave him alone! :(

[00:37] * Aly locks Ian in the stationary cupboard

[00:38] <Joel> OY!

[00:38] * Ian entertains himself with the pack of extra large marker pens

[00:38] <jem8472> :P

[00:38] <Joel> Its ok, its the Alton Towers Trips stationary cupboard ;)

[00:38] <Joel> Go wild Ian :P

[00:38] * Joel scowls at Aly

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TowersTimes Members Awards

2012-01-16T18:57:32Z

Ben: /* 2011 Meet-up Awards */

== TowersTimes Members Awards ==

The TowersTimes award season is a mad time of year, there are endless pre award parties thrown by people trying to buy votes. It is common for lots of "gifts" to be sent to members for no reason apart from the sender is a really nice guy, it has nothing to do with the upcoming voting.

The awards normally takes place during closed season to help pass some of the long cold roller coaster free days that all enthusiasts have to endure.

The awards are run in a fun way to get members to look back at the past year and think about all the good and bad things that have appeared on the forum. Its also a good excuse to rewards members with a <s>cheque for £5000</s> shiny new signature for winning such a highly sort after award. It helps keep moral high as there is nothing TTF like more than <s>judging</s> commending people for all their hard work, high quality posting, total spamming of the forum or just being hot!

[[File:WikiArticleAward.jpg|300px|right|thumb|an example of a high quality award signature from 2010]]

== History of the awards ==

The first awards were started in 2001/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 (delete as applicable). It was a great idea someone came up with which sounded like a bit of fun and it proved to be popular with the members.

It seems that due to a slight admin <s>oversight</s> fail most previous award details have been lost down the back of the [[TTF Chat]] sofa and have not been seen since.

The 2010 categories up for grabs and who won were:

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is Standardized Queue Time Displays 2 Nominations

In 2nd place is Sw6 Discussion 3 Nominations

In 1st place is you Know you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. Started by Blaze and also Th13teen Ride Discussion, started by Craig

Both receiving at total of 5 nominations each.

Deserved winners, but those which fell by the wayside were some great topics such as The Mysterious Stuff of Alton Towers which had some great potential.

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is UK parks are AWFUL 3

In 2nd place is Student Fees Demonstration 4

In 1st place is 101 things we love about Rowe started by Sasquatch Total 5 nominations.

A very close result, but just outside of the runners up was the Pecs topic.

'''Funniest Topic of the Year'''

In 3rd place is A quality Game to Play 2

In 2nd place is Scenes we'd like to See 3

In 1st place is You Know hen you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. started by Blaze and receiving 6 nominations.

'''Fail Topic of the Year'''

3rd Place is Wraiths Do Everyday Lower - Class Things 2

2nd place is 101 things we hate about Kryn! 4

1st place is Shrek attraction for 2011? started by Craig, receiving 6 nominations.

Just missing out a place in the top 3 was the infamous topic Front seat Queues

'''Best WIKI Article'''

In 2nd place are The Air & Hex articles both receiving 2 nominations each

In 1st place is [[Wardley%27s Jacket]] submitted by Rowe, which received 7 nominations.

Some excellent articles were also nominated, such as the Ultimate article, but alas not enough to make it even to a runners up spot.

'''Best RCT/No Limits creation'''

3rd place is Blithering Lodge 4

2nd place is East Country Park 5

1st place is Gruntpuddle Park, by Diogo, receiving 6 nominations.

A very tough category, with the likes of Imaginer Johns Th13teen recreation just missing out on the runners up spots.

'''Best Contributor'''

3rd Joel 4

=2nd Chris ElectricBill 5

*Winner*

1st Diogo 6

A very close run thing, congratulations to Diogo for winning.

'''Best Poster'''

3rd Sam 4

2nd Diogo 5

*Winner*

1st Dormiens dave 6

Another close result, and a deserved winner. Chris & Astrodan narrowly missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Worst Poster'''

3rd Ritadz 2

2nd Harveybutterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Richdirk123 6

Months after being given his marching orders, we still have some fond memories of Richdirk123

'''Best Topic Starter'''

2nd Astrodan 10

*Winner*
1st Sam 15

A convincing 1st place by Sam, only one runner up with there being so many people on 1 or 2 nominations each.

'''Worst Topic Starter'''

3rd D4n 2

2nd HarveyButterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Oddly enough, Sam managed to beat off competition from Harveybutterfield to steal the crown of Worst Poster as well as Best Poster. Surely an achievement in itself.

'''Best New Member'''

3rd Jordan 5

2nd Jolieo 8

*Winner*
1st Nora 12

We've had some fantastic new members on TTF over the last 12-18 months. Just missing out on those runners up places were Michael & badgy amongst others.

'''Geekiest Member'''

3rd Cheese 4

2nd Astrodan 5

*Winner*
1st John 9

Without a doubt a deserved winner of this award, we are sure john will relish it. Some very tough competition though, and Sam just missed out on a runners up place there.

'''Funniest Member'''

=3rd Astrodan Gloomydude 3

2nd Joel 4

*Winner*
1st Diogo 6

Plenty of different nominations for this, and congratulations to Diogo on bagging another award.

'''Most serious member'''

3rd John 4

2nd BrettS 5

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Serious Sam eh :!: , commiserations to both John and BrettS who just missed out on this prestigious award.

'''Most helpful member'''

3rd Vik 5

2nd Astrodan 6

*Winner*
1st Chris 7

Another close run category, with Dean missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Most irritating Member'''

2nd Kryn 3

*Winner*
1st D4N ...BrettS 5

Two winners here, with both BrettS & D4N receiving 5 nominations each. A much sought after award, which was last won by John(Duckman) back in 2007.

'''Spammer of the Year'''

2nd Harveybutterfield 2

*Winner*
Kryn 6

Trouncing Harveybutterfield, Kryn comes out victorious as being Spammer of the Year

'''Hottest Member of the year'''

3rd Sazzle 3

2nd Kaycee 5

*Winner*
1st Benedique 6

Just narrowly missing out on a runners up spot was Chris, being pipped at the post by Sazzle. So no males in hottest member of the year top 3.

'''Poser of the Year'''

=3rd Sam ...Kaycee 3

2nd Hark 4

*Winner*
1st Rowe 9

Great win by Rowe, commiserations to Hark who couldn't quite cut it here.

'''Biggest Lift Scab'''

=3rd Rob ...Sam 3

2nd Diogo 4

*Winner*
1st Hark 7

But Hark redeems himself by bagging the biggest lift scab of 2010, leaving Diogo and Sam looking like pretenders for the title. Better try harder next year chaps. :wink:

'''Best Lift giver'''

3rd MattMash 3

2nd Stu 5

*Winner*
1st Vik 7

Just missing out on those all important runners up places were DanB , Russell & Cheese.

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

3rd Failteen 2

2nd WOW, look at those... 4

*Winner*
1st Billy Billy!, started by the legendry Astrodan 9

A convincing win for Astrodan and his Billy! Billy! catchphrase.

'''Faff Magnet'''

3rd PopTART 3

2nd Astrodan 7

*Winner*
1st Rob 9

Congratulations to Rob for just pipping Astrodan for being the biggest general faffer. Also well done to PopTART, who hasn't attended many meets this year, but still a runner up with 3 nominations.

'''The Anthony Speers Award for Best Dressed'''
=2nd Simon ...tidy_martin 2

*Winner*
1st Judy-Poody 8

Congratulations to Jude, you now are officially the best dressed person on TTF. Well deserved.

'''Funniest Moment of the Year'''

2nd The canine adventures of Sam 2

*Winner*
=1st YMCA on the ULTIMATE ..Notts Natts slide exit at Europa Park 3 each

Joint first with YMCA on the Ultimate and Notts Natts epic slide exit at Europa. Though as the award can only go to an individual, then Notts Natt scoops this award.

'''Biggest Fail moment'''

2nd Th13teen opening day stampede 2

*Winner*
1st Dislocate Gate, featuring Alex & Nora 12

What can we say, the winner by a convincing margin was Dislocate Gate. The incident where poor Alex was violently abused by Nora (Ellie), and resulted in a trip to A&E. Alex has been traumatised ever since and has needed counselling to overcome his fear on Ellie. Both Alex and Nora will both receive the award for this category.

'''Biggest Shop Faffer'''

3rd Russell 2

2nd Astrodan 4

*Winner*
1st Rob 14

Rob comes out top again in a Faff category. If it's not buying an On Ride Photo, it's stopping to buy some snacks and merch. Well done Rob, we hope you savour this award for years to come.

'''Campest member'''
3rd Sam 4

2nd SAM93 7

*Winner*
1st tidy_martin 9

Fighting off some hardy competition from SAM93, tidy_martin manages to bag Campest Member of the year. Stu just missing out on a runners up spot, along with PopTART.

'''Most violent member'''

3rd Hark 2

2nd Astrodan 3

*Winner*
1st Nora 20

== 2011 Awards ==

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: 2011 The Honest Truth by Astrodan

AstroDans fantastic exposition on one of the parks most disappointing seasons, this topic gained a staggering 70% of the vote!

2nd Place: SW7 (we had lots of votes for SW7 without specifying which exact topic they liked (there being 2) so we bunched these together).

3rd Place: Joint 3rd place goes to "2012 Enthusiast Wish list" and "Nemesis: Sub Terra"

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: Thorpe Park 2012: The Swarm by jmdarsenal

The most exciting rollercoaster development in the UK for many years, the Swarm topic is a worthy winner

2nd Place: EuropaPark 2012 (lots of future woody talk in your very own "EPTimes")

3rd Place: EuropaPark 2011 (EP strikes again as the reviews of the 2011 season came in)

'''Funniest Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: Hitler finds out about Shaun Sanbrooke by Sam

Our favourite coaster enthusiast was the topic of conversation when Hitler finds out something shocking about our good friend.

2nd Place: “-“ The topic that is simple in title and deed came a deserving second

3rd Place: Scumbag TT

Interestingly the topic that gained the most votes behind the winner was TT Flowchart by oldgitBEN HOWEVER unfortunately as this topic was created in 2012 it was not valid as a winner.

'''Fail Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: 101 Reasons Why We Love ATJoseph by ATJoseph

Here we have the standout fail topic from ATJoseph, don’t think we ever got to 101 but at least he tries.

2nd Place: Alton Towers 2011: Shrek 4D (well TT was ready for Shrek but Towers wasn’t as this project was dropped leaving us with nothing to talk about)

3rd Place: 101 Things we Hate About D4n (we really don’t)

'''Best RCT/ No-Limits creation:'''

Winner: Fissure Lake by Nightfall

Our most talked about RCT/NL topic was the incredibly detailed FissureLake by long standing contributor Nightfall.

Joint 2nd & 3rd Place: LC12-The Swarm by Fredward and Rivervale Park by Bote take joint 2nd Place

'''Best Wiki Page of the year:'''

Winner – TTF Chat Well why wouldn’t the banter of TTF Chat make a good wiki

2nd Place: Acceptable Wetness

3rd Place: “RMT Ring”, “ThemeParkMugs Database” & “Faff” take joint third place.

===2011 Forum Awards===

'''Best Contributor:'''

Winner: AstroDan

He is the man with the golden keyboard, his contributions to the forum are legendary and he is still as active as ever! Well done Dan

2nd Place: James

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Best Poster:'''

Winner: Dormiens-Dave Why Thankyou

2nd Place: AstoDan

3rd: Shared with James and Sam

'''Worst Poster:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

Our very own ATJoseph has swept the board with the votes for Worst Poster, however some of our previous worst posters have gone on to do amazing things

2nd place: Blaze

3rd Place: Shared between TowersJake, Sam and SpinballEdders

'''Best Topic Starter:'''

Winner: Sam

Sam has decisively been crowned best topic starter of 2011, whether he is enthusing over a new coaster or fighting the causes of downloading music Sam certainly knows how to get a discussion going.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: DormiensDave

'''Worst Topic Starter:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

ATJoseph strikes again as he takes the glory of some of the worst topics ever started, with the worst Topic award already in the bag this was alost certainly a foregone conclusion.

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: SpinballEdders

'''Best New Member:'''

Winner: mrbrightside

Obviously new members are the lifeblood of the forum and its great to be able to offer the award of “Best New Member” to mrbrightside, who has seamlessly fitted into the madness of TowersTimes Forum.

2nd Place: Is shared by the Alton Towers “Resort Director” dsteel (something to brag about in the office) as well as Stelios7.

3rd Place: Georgiaa

'''The John Wardley Appreciation Society Geekiest Member of the Year Award:'''

Winner: John (not wardley)

The geek amongst geeks…. The lord of the enthusiasts is this year non other than John. Never happier than when he is calculating throughputs at breakneck speed (which is often more than can be said for the throughputs) An inspiration to us all!

2nd Place: Cheese

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Funniest Member:'''

Winner: Joelio

Our new class clown for 2011 is Joelio, this lad from ‘Ull often x-rated humour has charmed the membership of TTF and he deservedly takes away his membership into the comedy hall of fame.

2nd Place: DiogoJ42

3rd Place: D4n

'''Most serious member:'''

Winner: Islander

Islander though our most serious member is not a bore and indeed has become a firm favourite amongst the madness of the TTF meets. At Europa-Park on New Years Eve, Islander famously answered every question correctly and his lightning wit refered to "Blue Fire: What Lies Beneath" when in the maintenance garage and challenged by one of the parks senior managers. However his cool serious nature has bagged him this most coveted of awards.

2nd Place: Blaze

3rd Place: Sam

'''Most helpful member:'''

Winner: Chris

Our knight in shining armour this year is Chris, if you need some help or support Chris will be there in his cape and spandex (don’t ask)

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Islander

'''Spammer of the Year:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

What more is there to say, he is storming away with the awards this year

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: ATJakee

'''Hottest Male Member of the year:'''

Winner: Shared by Bote and Chris The spread of votes in this award was large with 25 guys nominated, but with 4 votes each Bote and Chris get to strut away with this award

2nd Place: Shared by Joel & Russell

3rd Place: everyone else nominated

'''Hottest Female Member of the year:'''

Winner: Benedique

She may think Scampi are fish but hey when you look like she does who cares… The probably future Mrs Bates has taken the Ms TTF 2011 Crown

2nd Place: Saz

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Poser of the Year:'''

Winner: Magrathea/ Jane

People seemed to find Magrathea’s alter-ego Jane quite the poser last year. Either way he looks damn good as a woman.

2nd Place: John Wan & Sam share

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Cutest Couple:'''

Winner: Rowe and Cheese

They have melted our hearts with their romantic ways, Rowe and Cheese are the TTF couple of the year, and long may they continue.

2nd Place: Satch and Simon (Who's heart doesn’t melt when they see these two together)

3rd Place: Dar and Josh (another beautiful couple who seem made for each other)

=== 2011 Meet-up Awards ===

'''Lift Scab'''

Winner: Jordan Get a car!

Yes our Jordan depends on his good friends to get him from A to B. But we don’t mind as the more the merrier.

2nd Place: Joelio

3rd Place: Magrathea and Sam share

'''The Peugeot 206 Driving School Lift Giver Award'''

Winner: Vik & AstroDan

share this award Yes these two work tirelessly ferrying members from themeparks to train stations to ensure everyone who wants to make a meet can do so. So to them and their mighty vehicles… we salute you.

2nd Place: Mattmash and Stu share 2nd place

3rd Place: Dean

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

Winner: “Forwards not Sideways” & “WTF…(generic resort themepark related name here) WTF”

Yes these two well worn catchphrases have stolen the hearts of TTF meet members this year. To avoid litigation we cannot fully share the joys of the second winner but come on a meet and I’m sure you will find out more. And to know the reasons behind the popularity see our Best Topic winner.

2nd Place: LINDA

3rd Place: The Ultimate [insert name here] Every [insert name here] You have ever dreamed of in one!

'''The Simon and Satch Faff Magnet Award'''

Winner: Rob

Yes Rob has won the biggest faff magnet for the second year running. If he isn’t buying ride photos or merchandise he is taking photos or lingering at the back. Yes Rob steals more minutes of the day than anyone else yet we still love him.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Sam93

'''The Gok Wan Best Dressed Award'''

Winner: Jude

Her style is unique yet she stuns the TTF catwalk all the time with her perfect poise and well turned heal as she struts her stuff showing off the fashions that make her the most presentable member.

2nd Place: Dave (Whitehurst) Well he works for a clothes shop and wears gay boots… of course he comes second.

3rd Place: Magrathea (again we think this is based on Jane)

'''Best Scarefest Costume'''

Winner: Russell

His hunchbacked creation was the talk of scarefest in 2011. It took him 4 hours to put on and he looked a sensation. A very deserved winner.

2nd Place: Rob (I’m a tree)

3rd Place: Magrathea and Jude came joint 3rd

'''Funniest Moment'''

Winner: James Paulding and the Bourbon

The origins of the Glourious Bourbons and pink wafers that maintain the nutritional needs of the higher powers of Alton Towers are maybe a distant memory but the presentation of a Bourbon to Mr Pauding was deemed TTF’s funniest moment of 2011… not sure he got the joke though.

2nd Place: There are lots… Nemesis Clapping - Last Day, “R Mel”, “John, What are your opinions on Storm Surge”, Frau Holle

No Third place as there where too many second place nominees

'''Best New Meet Member (Sponsored by Deans Meet-up Hotline)'''

Winner: Joelio

The funny man strikes again as he made the biggest impression on TTF meet members in 2011. This maybe goes someway in explaining why a TTF meet would make a good study for any sociology professor.

2nd Place: Magrathea

3rd Place: djtruefitt.

'''Lateness Award'''

Winner: Sam93

So…. You know when you decide to pull an all-night drinking session the night before the scarefest meet… And it gets to 5am and you’re being picked up by Dormiens-Dave (that rather helpful and dare I say sexy team member) at 6am…. But you decide “its okay… I will have a little nap”… and then aforementioned handsome team member sits outside of your halls of residence for an HOUR trying to ring your SWITCHED OFF MOBILE PHONE!!!! Until he gives up and carried on to the rather fantastic Scarefest meet… therefore you end up having to get 2 trains and a bus there instead….. you just know your going to get a lot of stick and the 2011 Lateness Award….. Bravo

2nd Place: Joel and Ian

3rd Place: AstroDan & Mike

'''Biggest Ride Whore'''

Winner: DiogoJ42

He loves his ride…. Ohh yes he does. Diogo wins the coverted Ride Whore award. Which he can treasure and dream of during those times stood in the single rider queue

2nd Place: John

3rd Place: Dean

'''TTF Gold Awards 2011'''

The first (hopefully) annual TTF Gold awards are designed to recognise those members who have made a significant contribution to the forum and meets. Obviously many people have made TTF what it is over the last 10 years and the decision process wasn’t easy. The only stipulation on nominations was that the member had been with TTF for a significant amount of time and the member was still active on either the forums or meets. This year we have awarded 5 Gold awards

So the winners are.....

'''Satch'''
A TowersTimes veteran (although shhh he'll get tetchy over his age), Satch has been around on both forum and meets for a number of years. Always willing to dive into topics with some brilliant discussion points, the place wouldn't quite feel the same without him!

'''Dan B'''
Normally Always found with a camera in tow, DanB is perhaps more well known for his attendance on meetups rather than the forum. However, behind the scenes he's helped out countless times with photos for the site, particularly during the recent archive trip. Always willing to help meetup newbies along, his contribution over the years is long overdue some recognition!

'''Saz'''
Another TowersTimes veteran, Sazzle has been around as a member since this place was but a glint in many people's eyes. Constantly attending meetups (we can't get rid of her!), she's normally found shouting the current season's random catchphrases!

'''Sam'''
No stranger to controversy, Sam is however a passionate member of TTF engaging in every debate going. Whether you agree or not you cannot help but admire the fire he has in his heart for the causes he cares about (Bubbleworks is really better than Valhalla). He is also a regular attender to TTF meets and entertains and amuses us all with his thoughts on themepark, life and everything.

'''Nightfall'''
A long time poster and one of the most respected members on the forum, his posts are well constructed, fantastically thought-out and always helping to engage and move the debate. He is friendly to members both old and new as well as a generally nice person to debate with.

Finally...

Congratulations to our winners and runners-up, all winners will recieve their "winners signature" in the next few days and the ranks will be adjusted as soon as possible... Until next year

TowersTimes Members Awards

2012-01-16T18:56:12Z

Ben: /* 2011 Forum Awards */

== TowersTimes Members Awards ==

The TowersTimes award season is a mad time of year, there are endless pre award parties thrown by people trying to buy votes. It is common for lots of "gifts" to be sent to members for no reason apart from the sender is a really nice guy, it has nothing to do with the upcoming voting.

The awards normally takes place during closed season to help pass some of the long cold roller coaster free days that all enthusiasts have to endure.

The awards are run in a fun way to get members to look back at the past year and think about all the good and bad things that have appeared on the forum. Its also a good excuse to rewards members with a <s>cheque for £5000</s> shiny new signature for winning such a highly sort after award. It helps keep moral high as there is nothing TTF like more than <s>judging</s> commending people for all their hard work, high quality posting, total spamming of the forum or just being hot!

[[File:WikiArticleAward.jpg|300px|right|thumb|an example of a high quality award signature from 2010]]

== History of the awards ==

The first awards were started in 2001/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 (delete as applicable). It was a great idea someone came up with which sounded like a bit of fun and it proved to be popular with the members.

It seems that due to a slight admin <s>oversight</s> fail most previous award details have been lost down the back of the [[TTF Chat]] sofa and have not been seen since.

The 2010 categories up for grabs and who won were:

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is Standardized Queue Time Displays 2 Nominations

In 2nd place is Sw6 Discussion 3 Nominations

In 1st place is you Know you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. Started by Blaze and also Th13teen Ride Discussion, started by Craig

Both receiving at total of 5 nominations each.

Deserved winners, but those which fell by the wayside were some great topics such as The Mysterious Stuff of Alton Towers which had some great potential.

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is UK parks are AWFUL 3

In 2nd place is Student Fees Demonstration 4

In 1st place is 101 things we love about Rowe started by Sasquatch Total 5 nominations.

A very close result, but just outside of the runners up was the Pecs topic.

'''Funniest Topic of the Year'''

In 3rd place is A quality Game to Play 2

In 2nd place is Scenes we'd like to See 3

In 1st place is You Know hen you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. started by Blaze and receiving 6 nominations.

'''Fail Topic of the Year'''

3rd Place is Wraiths Do Everyday Lower - Class Things 2

2nd place is 101 things we hate about Kryn! 4

1st place is Shrek attraction for 2011? started by Craig, receiving 6 nominations.

Just missing out a place in the top 3 was the infamous topic Front seat Queues

'''Best WIKI Article'''

In 2nd place are The Air & Hex articles both receiving 2 nominations each

In 1st place is [[Wardley%27s Jacket]] submitted by Rowe, which received 7 nominations.

Some excellent articles were also nominated, such as the Ultimate article, but alas not enough to make it even to a runners up spot.

'''Best RCT/No Limits creation'''

3rd place is Blithering Lodge 4

2nd place is East Country Park 5

1st place is Gruntpuddle Park, by Diogo, receiving 6 nominations.

A very tough category, with the likes of Imaginer Johns Th13teen recreation just missing out on the runners up spots.

'''Best Contributor'''

3rd Joel 4

=2nd Chris ElectricBill 5

*Winner*

1st Diogo 6

A very close run thing, congratulations to Diogo for winning.

'''Best Poster'''

3rd Sam 4

2nd Diogo 5

*Winner*

1st Dormiens dave 6

Another close result, and a deserved winner. Chris & Astrodan narrowly missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Worst Poster'''

3rd Ritadz 2

2nd Harveybutterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Richdirk123 6

Months after being given his marching orders, we still have some fond memories of Richdirk123

'''Best Topic Starter'''

2nd Astrodan 10

*Winner*
1st Sam 15

A convincing 1st place by Sam, only one runner up with there being so many people on 1 or 2 nominations each.

'''Worst Topic Starter'''

3rd D4n 2

2nd HarveyButterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Oddly enough, Sam managed to beat off competition from Harveybutterfield to steal the crown of Worst Poster as well as Best Poster. Surely an achievement in itself.

'''Best New Member'''

3rd Jordan 5

2nd Jolieo 8

*Winner*
1st Nora 12

We've had some fantastic new members on TTF over the last 12-18 months. Just missing out on those runners up places were Michael & badgy amongst others.

'''Geekiest Member'''

3rd Cheese 4

2nd Astrodan 5

*Winner*
1st John 9

Without a doubt a deserved winner of this award, we are sure john will relish it. Some very tough competition though, and Sam just missed out on a runners up place there.

'''Funniest Member'''

=3rd Astrodan Gloomydude 3

2nd Joel 4

*Winner*
1st Diogo 6

Plenty of different nominations for this, and congratulations to Diogo on bagging another award.

'''Most serious member'''

3rd John 4

2nd BrettS 5

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Serious Sam eh :!: , commiserations to both John and BrettS who just missed out on this prestigious award.

'''Most helpful member'''

3rd Vik 5

2nd Astrodan 6

*Winner*
1st Chris 7

Another close run category, with Dean missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Most irritating Member'''

2nd Kryn 3

*Winner*
1st D4N ...BrettS 5

Two winners here, with both BrettS & D4N receiving 5 nominations each. A much sought after award, which was last won by John(Duckman) back in 2007.

'''Spammer of the Year'''

2nd Harveybutterfield 2

*Winner*
Kryn 6

Trouncing Harveybutterfield, Kryn comes out victorious as being Spammer of the Year

'''Hottest Member of the year'''

3rd Sazzle 3

2nd Kaycee 5

*Winner*
1st Benedique 6

Just narrowly missing out on a runners up spot was Chris, being pipped at the post by Sazzle. So no males in hottest member of the year top 3.

'''Poser of the Year'''

=3rd Sam ...Kaycee 3

2nd Hark 4

*Winner*
1st Rowe 9

Great win by Rowe, commiserations to Hark who couldn't quite cut it here.

'''Biggest Lift Scab'''

=3rd Rob ...Sam 3

2nd Diogo 4

*Winner*
1st Hark 7

But Hark redeems himself by bagging the biggest lift scab of 2010, leaving Diogo and Sam looking like pretenders for the title. Better try harder next year chaps. :wink:

'''Best Lift giver'''

3rd MattMash 3

2nd Stu 5

*Winner*
1st Vik 7

Just missing out on those all important runners up places were DanB , Russell & Cheese.

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

3rd Failteen 2

2nd WOW, look at those... 4

*Winner*
1st Billy Billy!, started by the legendry Astrodan 9

A convincing win for Astrodan and his Billy! Billy! catchphrase.

'''Faff Magnet'''

3rd PopTART 3

2nd Astrodan 7

*Winner*
1st Rob 9

Congratulations to Rob for just pipping Astrodan for being the biggest general faffer. Also well done to PopTART, who hasn't attended many meets this year, but still a runner up with 3 nominations.

'''The Anthony Speers Award for Best Dressed'''
=2nd Simon ...tidy_martin 2

*Winner*
1st Judy-Poody 8

Congratulations to Jude, you now are officially the best dressed person on TTF. Well deserved.

'''Funniest Moment of the Year'''

2nd The canine adventures of Sam 2

*Winner*
=1st YMCA on the ULTIMATE ..Notts Natts slide exit at Europa Park 3 each

Joint first with YMCA on the Ultimate and Notts Natts epic slide exit at Europa. Though as the award can only go to an individual, then Notts Natt scoops this award.

'''Biggest Fail moment'''

2nd Th13teen opening day stampede 2

*Winner*
1st Dislocate Gate, featuring Alex & Nora 12

What can we say, the winner by a convincing margin was Dislocate Gate. The incident where poor Alex was violently abused by Nora (Ellie), and resulted in a trip to A&E. Alex has been traumatised ever since and has needed counselling to overcome his fear on Ellie. Both Alex and Nora will both receive the award for this category.

'''Biggest Shop Faffer'''

3rd Russell 2

2nd Astrodan 4

*Winner*
1st Rob 14

Rob comes out top again in a Faff category. If it's not buying an On Ride Photo, it's stopping to buy some snacks and merch. Well done Rob, we hope you savour this award for years to come.

'''Campest member'''
3rd Sam 4

2nd SAM93 7

*Winner*
1st tidy_martin 9

Fighting off some hardy competition from SAM93, tidy_martin manages to bag Campest Member of the year. Stu just missing out on a runners up spot, along with PopTART.

'''Most violent member'''

3rd Hark 2

2nd Astrodan 3

*Winner*
1st Nora 20

== 2011 Awards ==

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: 2011 The Honest Truth by Astrodan

AstroDans fantastic exposition on one of the parks most disappointing seasons, this topic gained a staggering 70% of the vote!

2nd Place: SW7 (we had lots of votes for SW7 without specifying which exact topic they liked (there being 2) so we bunched these together).

3rd Place: Joint 3rd place goes to "2012 Enthusiast Wish list" and "Nemesis: Sub Terra"

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: Thorpe Park 2012: The Swarm by jmdarsenal

The most exciting rollercoaster development in the UK for many years, the Swarm topic is a worthy winner

2nd Place: EuropaPark 2012 (lots of future woody talk in your very own "EPTimes")

3rd Place: EuropaPark 2011 (EP strikes again as the reviews of the 2011 season came in)

'''Funniest Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: Hitler finds out about Shaun Sanbrooke by Sam

Our favourite coaster enthusiast was the topic of conversation when Hitler finds out something shocking about our good friend.

2nd Place: “-“ The topic that is simple in title and deed came a deserving second

3rd Place: Scumbag TT

Interestingly the topic that gained the most votes behind the winner was TT Flowchart by oldgitBEN HOWEVER unfortunately as this topic was created in 2012 it was not valid as a winner.

'''Fail Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: 101 Reasons Why We Love ATJoseph by ATJoseph

Here we have the standout fail topic from ATJoseph, don’t think we ever got to 101 but at least he tries.

2nd Place: Alton Towers 2011: Shrek 4D (well TT was ready for Shrek but Towers wasn’t as this project was dropped leaving us with nothing to talk about)

3rd Place: 101 Things we Hate About D4n (we really don’t)

'''Best RCT/ No-Limits creation:'''

Winner: Fissure Lake by Nightfall

Our most talked about RCT/NL topic was the incredibly detailed FissureLake by long standing contributor Nightfall.

Joint 2nd & 3rd Place: LC12-The Swarm by Fredward and Rivervale Park by Bote take joint 2nd Place

'''Best Wiki Page of the year:'''

Winner – TTF Chat Well why wouldn’t the banter of TTF Chat make a good wiki

2nd Place: Acceptable Wetness

3rd Place: “RMT Ring”, “ThemeParkMugs Database” & “Faff” take joint third place.

===2011 Forum Awards===

'''Best Contributor:'''

Winner: AstroDan

He is the man with the golden keyboard, his contributions to the forum are legendary and he is still as active as ever! Well done Dan

2nd Place: James

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Best Poster:'''

Winner: Dormiens-Dave Why Thankyou

2nd Place: AstoDan

3rd: Shared with James and Sam

'''Worst Poster:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

Our very own ATJoseph has swept the board with the votes for Worst Poster, however some of our previous worst posters have gone on to do amazing things

2nd place: Blaze

3rd Place: Shared between TowersJake, Sam and SpinballEdders

'''Best Topic Starter:'''

Winner: Sam

Sam has decisively been crowned best topic starter of 2011, whether he is enthusing over a new coaster or fighting the causes of downloading music Sam certainly knows how to get a discussion going.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: DormiensDave

'''Worst Topic Starter:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

ATJoseph strikes again as he takes the glory of some of the worst topics ever started, with the worst Topic award already in the bag this was alost certainly a foregone conclusion.

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: SpinballEdders

'''Best New Member:'''

Winner: mrbrightside

Obviously new members are the lifeblood of the forum and its great to be able to offer the award of “Best New Member” to mrbrightside, who has seamlessly fitted into the madness of TowersTimes Forum.

2nd Place: Is shared by the Alton Towers “Resort Director” dsteel (something to brag about in the office) as well as Stelios7.

3rd Place: Georgiaa

'''The John Wardley Appreciation Society Geekiest Member of the Year Award:'''

Winner: John (not wardley)

The geek amongst geeks…. The lord of the enthusiasts is this year non other than John. Never happier than when he is calculating throughputs at breakneck speed (which is often more than can be said for the throughputs) An inspiration to us all!

2nd Place: Cheese

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Funniest Member:'''

Winner: Joelio

Our new class clown for 2011 is Joelio, this lad from ‘Ull often x-rated humour has charmed the membership of TTF and he deservedly takes away his membership into the comedy hall of fame.

2nd Place: DiogoJ42

3rd Place: D4n

'''Most serious member:'''

Winner: Islander

Islander though our most serious member is not a bore and indeed has become a firm favourite amongst the madness of the TTF meets. At Europa-Park on New Years Eve, Islander famously answered every question correctly and his lightning wit refered to "Blue Fire: What Lies Beneath" when in the maintenance garage and challenged by one of the parks senior managers. However his cool serious nature has bagged him this most coveted of awards.

2nd Place: Blaze

3rd Place: Sam

'''Most helpful member:'''

Winner: Chris

Our knight in shining armour this year is Chris, if you need some help or support Chris will be there in his cape and spandex (don’t ask)

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Islander

'''Spammer of the Year:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

What more is there to say, he is storming away with the awards this year

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: ATJakee

'''Hottest Male Member of the year:'''

Winner: Shared by Bote and Chris The spread of votes in this award was large with 25 guys nominated, but with 4 votes each Bote and Chris get to strut away with this award

2nd Place: Shared by Joel & Russell

3rd Place: everyone else nominated

'''Hottest Female Member of the year:'''

Winner: Benedique

She may think Scampi are fish but hey when you look like she does who cares… The probably future Mrs Bates has taken the Ms TTF 2011 Crown

2nd Place: Saz

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Poser of the Year:'''

Winner: Magrathea/ Jane

People seemed to find Magrathea’s alter-ego Jane quite the poser last year. Either way he looks damn good as a woman.

2nd Place: John Wan & Sam share

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Cutest Couple:'''

Winner: Rowe and Cheese

They have melted our hearts with their romantic ways, Rowe and Cheese are the TTF couple of the year, and long may they continue.

2nd Place: Satch and Simon (Who's heart doesn’t melt when they see these two together)

3rd Place: Dar and Josh (another beautiful couple who seem made for each other)

=== 2011 Meet-up Awards ===

'''Lift Scab'''

Winner: Jordan Get a car! Yes our Jordan depends on his good friends to get him from A to B. But we don’t mind as the more the merrier.

2nd Place: Joelio

3rd Place: Magrathea and Sam share

'''The Peugeot 206 Driving School Lift Giver Award'''

Winner: Vik & AstroDan share this award Yes these two work tirelessly ferrying members from themeparks to train stations to ensure everyone who wants to make a meet can do so. So to them and their mighty vehicles… we salute you.

2nd Place: Mattmash and Stu share 2nd place

3rd Place: Dean

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

Winner: “Forwards not Sideways” & “WTF…(generic resort themepark related name here) WTF” Yes these two well worn catchphrases have stolen the hearts of TTF meet members this year. To avoid litigation we cannot fully share the joys of the second winner but come on a meet and I’m sure you will find out more. And to know the reasons behind the popularity see our Best Topic winner.

2nd Place: LINDA

3rd Place: The Ultimate [insert name here] Every [insert name here] You have ever dreamed of in one!

'''The Simon and Satch Faff Magnet Award'''

Winner: Rob Yes Rob has won the biggest faff magnet for the second year running. If he isn’t buying ride photos or merchandise he is taking photos or lingering at the back. Yes Rob steals more minutes of the day than anyone else yet we still love him.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Sam93

'''The Gok Wan Best Dressed Award'''

Winner: Jude Her style is unique yet she stuns the TTF catwalk all the time with her perfect poise and well turned heal as she struts her stuff showing off the fashions that make her the most presentable member.

2nd Place: Dave (Whitehurst) Well he works for a clothes shop and wears gay boots… of course he comes second.

3rd Place: Magrathea (again we think this is based on Jane)

'''Best Scarefest Costume'''

Winner: Russell His hunchbacked creation was the talk of scarefest in 2011. It took him 4 hours to put on and he looked a sensation. A very deserved winner.

2nd Place: Rob (I’m a tree)

3rd Place: Magrathea and Jude came joint 3rd

'''Funniest Moment'''

Winner: James Paulding and the Bourbon The origins of the Glourious Bourbons and pink wafers that maintain the nutritional needs of the higher powers of Alton Towers are maybe a distant memory but the presentation of a Bourbon to Mr Pauding was deemed TTF’s funniest moment of 2011… not sure he got the joke though.

2nd Place: There are lots… Nemesis Clapping - Last Day, “R Mel”, “John, What are your opinions on Storm Surge”, Frau Holle

No Third place as there where too many second place nominees

'''Best New Meet Member (Sponsored by Deans Meet-up Hotline)'''

Winner: Joelio The funny man strikes again as he made the biggest impression on TTF meet members in 2011. This maybe goes someway in explaining why a TTF meet would make a good study for any sociology professor.

2nd Place: Magrathea

3rd Place: djtruefitt.

'''Lateness Award'''

Winner: Sam93
So…. You know when you decide to pull an all-night drinking session the night before the scarefest meet… And it gets to 5am and you’re being picked up by Dormiens-Dave (that rather helpful and dare I say sexy team member) at 6am…. But you decide “its okay… I will have a little nap”… and then aforementioned handsome team member sits outside of your halls of residence for an HOUR trying to ring your SWITCHED OFF MOBILE PHONE!!!! Until he gives up and carried on to the rather fantastic Scarefest meet… therefore you end up having to get 2 trains and a bus there instead….. you just know your going to get a lot of stick and the 2011 Lateness Award….. Bravo

2nd Place: Joel and Ian

3rd Place: AstroDan & Mike

'''Biggest Ride Whore'''

Winner: DiogoJ42
He loves his ride…. Ohh yes he does. Diogo wins the coverted Ride Whore award. Which he can treasure and dream of during those times stood in the single rider queue

2nd Place: John

3rd Place: Dean

'''TTF Gold Awards 2011'''

The first (hopefully) annual TTF Gold awards are designed to recognise those members who have made a significant contribution to the forum and meets. Obviously many people have made TTF what it is over the last 10 years and the decision process wasn’t easy. The only stipulation on nominations was that the member had been with TTF for a significant amount of time and the member was still active on either the forums or meets. This year we have awarded 5 Gold awards

So the winners are.....

'''Satch'''
A TowersTimes veteran (although shhh he'll get tetchy over his age), Satch has been around on both forum and meets for a number of years. Always willing to dive into topics with some brilliant discussion points, the place wouldn't quite feel the same without him!

'''Dan B'''
Normally Always found with a camera in tow, DanB is perhaps more well known for his attendance on meetups rather than the forum. However, behind the scenes he's helped out countless times with photos for the site, particularly during the recent archive trip. Always willing to help meetup newbies along, his contribution over the years is long overdue some recognition!

'''Saz'''
Another TowersTimes veteran, Sazzle has been around as a member since this place was but a glint in many people's eyes. Constantly attending meetups (we can't get rid of her!), she's normally found shouting the current season's random catchphrases!

'''Sam'''
No stranger to controversy, Sam is however a passionate member of TTF engaging in every debate going. Whether you agree or not you cannot help but admire the fire he has in his heart for the causes he cares about (Bubbleworks is really better than Valhalla). He is also a regular attender to TTF meets and entertains and amuses us all with his thoughts on themepark, life and everything.

'''Nightfall'''
A long time poster and one of the most respected members on the forum, his posts are well constructed, fantastically thought-out and always helping to engage and move the debate. He is friendly to members both old and new as well as a generally nice person to debate with.

Finally...

Congratulations to our winners and runners-up, all winners will recieve their "winners signature" in the next few days and the ranks will be adjusted as soon as possible... Until next year

TowersTimes Members Awards

2012-01-15T18:59:55Z

Ben:

== TowersTimes Members Awards ==

The TowersTimes award season is a mad time of year, there are endless pre award parties thrown by people trying to buy votes. It is common for lots of "gifts" to be sent to members for no reason apart from the sender is a really nice guy, it has nothing to do with the upcoming voting.

The awards normally takes place during closed season to help pass some of the long cold roller coaster free days that all enthusiasts have to endure.

The awards are run in a fun way to get members to look back at the past year and think about all the good and bad things that have appeared on the forum. Its also a good excuse to rewards members with a <s>cheque for £5000</s> shiny new signature for winning such a highly sort after award. It helps keep moral high as there is nothing TTF like more than <s>judging</s> commending people for all their hard work, high quality posting, total spamming of the forum or just being hot!

[[File:WikiArticleAward.jpg|300px|right|thumb|an example of a high quality award signature from 2010]]

== History of the awards ==

The first awards were started in 2001/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 (delete as applicable). It was a great idea someone came up with which sounded like a bit of fun and it proved to be popular with the members.

It seems that due to a slight admin <s>oversight</s> fail most previous award details have been lost down the back of the [[TTF Chat]] sofa and have not been seen since.

The 2010 categories up for grabs and who won were:

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is Standardized Queue Time Displays 2 Nominations

In 2nd place is Sw6 Discussion 3 Nominations

In 1st place is you Know you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. Started by Blaze and also Th13teen Ride Discussion, started by Craig

Both receiving at total of 5 nominations each.

Deserved winners, but those which fell by the wayside were some great topics such as The Mysterious Stuff of Alton Towers which had some great potential.

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic'''

In 3rd place is UK parks are AWFUL 3

In 2nd place is Student Fees Demonstration 4

In 1st place is 101 things we love about Rowe started by Sasquatch Total 5 nominations.

A very close result, but just outside of the runners up was the Pecs topic.

'''Funniest Topic of the Year'''

In 3rd place is A quality Game to Play 2

In 2nd place is Scenes we'd like to See 3

In 1st place is You Know hen you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. started by Blaze and receiving 6 nominations.

'''Fail Topic of the Year'''

3rd Place is Wraiths Do Everyday Lower - Class Things 2

2nd place is 101 things we hate about Kryn! 4

1st place is Shrek attraction for 2011? started by Craig, receiving 6 nominations.

Just missing out a place in the top 3 was the infamous topic Front seat Queues

'''Best WIKI Article'''

In 2nd place are The Air & Hex articles both receiving 2 nominations each

In 1st place is [[Wardley%27s Jacket]] submitted by Rowe, which received 7 nominations.

Some excellent articles were also nominated, such as the Ultimate article, but alas not enough to make it even to a runners up spot.

'''Best RCT/No Limits creation'''

3rd place is Blithering Lodge 4

2nd place is East Country Park 5

1st place is Gruntpuddle Park, by Diogo, receiving 6 nominations.

A very tough category, with the likes of Imaginer Johns Th13teen recreation just missing out on the runners up spots.

'''Best Contributor'''

3rd Joel 4

=2nd Chris ElectricBill 5

*Winner*

1st Diogo 6

A very close run thing, congratulations to Diogo for winning.

'''Best Poster'''

3rd Sam 4

2nd Diogo 5

*Winner*

1st Dormiens dave 6

Another close result, and a deserved winner. Chris & Astrodan narrowly missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Worst Poster'''

3rd Ritadz 2

2nd Harveybutterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Richdirk123 6

Months after being given his marching orders, we still have some fond memories of Richdirk123

'''Best Topic Starter'''

2nd Astrodan 10

*Winner*
1st Sam 15

A convincing 1st place by Sam, only one runner up with there being so many people on 1 or 2 nominations each.

'''Worst Topic Starter'''

3rd D4n 2

2nd HarveyButterfield 3

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Oddly enough, Sam managed to beat off competition from Harveybutterfield to steal the crown of Worst Poster as well as Best Poster. Surely an achievement in itself.

'''Best New Member'''

3rd Jordan 5

2nd Jolieo 8

*Winner*
1st Nora 12

We've had some fantastic new members on TTF over the last 12-18 months. Just missing out on those runners up places were Michael & badgy amongst others.

'''Geekiest Member'''

3rd Cheese 4

2nd Astrodan 5

*Winner*
1st John 9

Without a doubt a deserved winner of this award, we are sure john will relish it. Some very tough competition though, and Sam just missed out on a runners up place there.

'''Funniest Member'''

=3rd Astrodan Gloomydude 3

2nd Joel 4

*Winner*
1st Diogo 6

Plenty of different nominations for this, and congratulations to Diogo on bagging another award.

'''Most serious member'''

3rd John 4

2nd BrettS 5

*Winner*
1st Sam 6

Serious Sam eh :!: , commiserations to both John and BrettS who just missed out on this prestigious award.

'''Most helpful member'''

3rd Vik 5

2nd Astrodan 6

*Winner*
1st Chris 7

Another close run category, with Dean missing out on a runners up spot.

'''Most irritating Member'''

2nd Kryn 3

*Winner*
1st D4N ...BrettS 5

Two winners here, with both BrettS & D4N receiving 5 nominations each. A much sought after award, which was last won by John(Duckman) back in 2007.

'''Spammer of the Year'''

2nd Harveybutterfield 2

*Winner*
Kryn 6

Trouncing Harveybutterfield, Kryn comes out victorious as being Spammer of the Year

'''Hottest Member of the year'''

3rd Sazzle 3

2nd Kaycee 5

*Winner*
1st Benedique 6

Just narrowly missing out on a runners up spot was Chris, being pipped at the post by Sazzle. So no males in hottest member of the year top 3.

'''Poser of the Year'''

=3rd Sam ...Kaycee 3

2nd Hark 4

*Winner*
1st Rowe 9

Great win by Rowe, commiserations to Hark who couldn't quite cut it here.

'''Biggest Lift Scab'''

=3rd Rob ...Sam 3

2nd Diogo 4

*Winner*
1st Hark 7

But Hark redeems himself by bagging the biggest lift scab of 2010, leaving Diogo and Sam looking like pretenders for the title. Better try harder next year chaps. :wink:

'''Best Lift giver'''

3rd MattMash 3

2nd Stu 5

*Winner*
1st Vik 7

Just missing out on those all important runners up places were DanB , Russell & Cheese.

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

3rd Failteen 2

2nd WOW, look at those... 4

*Winner*
1st Billy Billy!, started by the legendry Astrodan 9

A convincing win for Astrodan and his Billy! Billy! catchphrase.

'''Faff Magnet'''

3rd PopTART 3

2nd Astrodan 7

*Winner*
1st Rob 9

Congratulations to Rob for just pipping Astrodan for being the biggest general faffer. Also well done to PopTART, who hasn't attended many meets this year, but still a runner up with 3 nominations.

'''The Anthony Speers Award for Best Dressed'''
=2nd Simon ...tidy_martin 2

*Winner*
1st Judy-Poody 8

Congratulations to Jude, you now are officially the best dressed person on TTF. Well deserved.

'''Funniest Moment of the Year'''

2nd The canine adventures of Sam 2

*Winner*
=1st YMCA on the ULTIMATE ..Notts Natts slide exit at Europa Park 3 each

Joint first with YMCA on the Ultimate and Notts Natts epic slide exit at Europa. Though as the award can only go to an individual, then Notts Natt scoops this award.

'''Biggest Fail moment'''

2nd Th13teen opening day stampede 2

*Winner*
1st Dislocate Gate, featuring Alex & Nora 12

What can we say, the winner by a convincing margin was Dislocate Gate. The incident where poor Alex was violently abused by Nora (Ellie), and resulted in a trip to A&E. Alex has been traumatised ever since and has needed counselling to overcome his fear on Ellie. Both Alex and Nora will both receive the award for this category.

'''Biggest Shop Faffer'''

3rd Russell 2

2nd Astrodan 4

*Winner*
1st Rob 14

Rob comes out top again in a Faff category. If it's not buying an On Ride Photo, it's stopping to buy some snacks and merch. Well done Rob, we hope you savour this award for years to come.

'''Campest member'''
3rd Sam 4

2nd SAM93 7

*Winner*
1st tidy_martin 9

Fighting off some hardy competition from SAM93, tidy_martin manages to bag Campest Member of the year. Stu just missing out on a runners up spot, along with PopTART.

'''Most violent member'''

3rd Hark 2

2nd Astrodan 3

*Winner*
1st Nora 20

== 2011 Awards ==

'''Best Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: 2011 The Honest Truth by Astrodan

AstroDans fantastic exposition on one of the parks most disappointing seasons, this topic gained a staggering 70% of the vote!

2nd Place: SW7 (we had lots of votes for SW7 without specifying which exact topic they liked (there being 2) so we bunched these together).

3rd Place: Joint 3rd place goes to "2012 Enthusiast Wish list" and "Nemesis: Sub Terra"

'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic:'''

Winner: Thorpe Park 2012: The Swarm by jmdarsenal

The most exciting rollercoaster development in the UK for many years, the Swarm topic is a worthy winner

2nd Place: EuropaPark 2012 (lots of future woody talk in your very own "EPTimes")

3rd Place: EuropaPark 2011 (EP strikes again as the reviews of the 2011 season came in)

'''Funniest Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: Hitler finds out about Shaun Sanbrooke by Sam

Our favourite coaster enthusiast was the topic of conversation when Hitler finds out something shocking about our good friend.

2nd Place: “-“ The topic that is simple in title and deed came a deserving second

3rd Place: Scumbag TT

Interestingly the topic that gained the most votes behind the winner was TT Flowchart by oldgitBEN HOWEVER unfortunately as this topic was created in 2012 it was not valid as a winner.

'''Fail Topic of the Year:'''

Winner: 101 Reasons Why We Love ATJoseph by ATJoseph

Here we have the standout fail topic from ATJoseph, don’t think we ever got to 101 but at least he tries.

2nd Place: Alton Towers 2011: Shrek 4D (well TT was ready for Shrek but Towers wasn’t as this project was dropped leaving us with nothing to talk about)

3rd Place: 101 Things we Hate About D4n (we really don’t)

'''Best RCT/ No-Limits creation:'''

Winner: Fissure Lake by Nightfall

Our most talked about RCT/NL topic was the incredibly detailed FissureLake by long standing contributor Nightfall.

Joint 2nd & 3rd Place: LC12-The Swarm by Fredward and Rivervale Park by Bote take joint 2nd Place

'''Best Wiki Page of the year:'''

Winner – TTF Chat Well why wouldn’t the banter of TTF Chat make a good wiki

2nd Place: Acceptable Wetness

3rd Place: “RMT Ring”, “ThemeParkMugs Database” & “Faff” take joint third place.

===2011 Forum Awards===

'''Best Contributor:'''

Winner: AstroDan
He is the man with the golden keyboard, his contributions to the forum are legendary and he is still as active as ever! Well done Dan

2nd Place: James

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Best Poster:'''

Winner: Dormiens-Dave Why Thankyou

2nd Place: AstoDan

3rd: Shared with James and Sam

'''Worst Poster:'''

Winner: ATJoseph
Our very own ATJoseph has swept the board with the votes for Worst Poster, however some of our previous worst posters have gone on to do amazing things

2nd place: Blaze

3rd Place: Shared between TowersJake, Sam and SpinballEdders

'''Best Topic Starter:'''

Winner: Sam
Sam has decisively been crowned best topic starter of 2011, whether he is enthusing over a new coaster or fighting the causes of downloading music Sam certainly knows how to get a discussion going.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: DormiensDave

'''Worst Topic Starter:'''

Winner: ATJoseph

ATJoseph strikes again as he takes the glory of some of the worst topics ever started, with the worst Topic award already in the bag this was alost certainly a foregone conclusion.

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: SpinballEdders

'''Best New Member:'''

Winner: mrbrightside
Obviously new members are the lifeblood of the forum and its great to be able to offer the award of “Best New Member” to mrbrightside, who has seamlessly fitted into the madness of TowersTimes Forum.

2nd Place: Is shared by the Alton Towers “Resort Director” dsteel (something to brag about in the office) as well as Stelios7.

3rd Place: Georgiaa

'''The John Wardley Appreciation Society Geekiest Member of the Year Award:'''

Winner: John (not wardley)
The geek amongst geeks…. The lord of the enthusiasts is this year non other than John. Never happier than when he is calculating throughputs at breakneck speed (which is often more than can be said for the throughputs) An inspiration to us all!

2nd Place: Cheese

3rd Place: Nightfall

'''Funniest Member:'''

Winner: Joelio
Our new class clown for 2011 is Joelio, this lad from ‘Ull often x-rated humour has charmed the membership of TTF and he deservedly takes away his membership into the comedy hall of fame.

2nd Place: DiogoJ42

3rd Place: D4n

'''Most serious member:'''

Winner: Islander
Islander though our most serious member is not a bore and indeed has become a firm favourite amongst the madness of the TTF meets. At Europa-Park on New Years Eve, Islander famously answered every question correctly and his lightning wit refered to "Blue Fire: What Lies Beneath" when in the maintenance garage and challenged by one of the parks senior managers. However his cool serious nature has bagged him this most coveted of awards.

2nd Place: Blaze

3rd Place: Sam

'''Most helpful member:'''

Winner: Chris
Our knight in shining armour this year is Chris, if you need some help or support Chris will be there in his cape and spandex (don’t ask)

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Islander

'''Spammer of the Year:'''

Winner: ATJoseph
What more is there to say, he is storming away with the awards this year

2nd Place: NemmieChick

3rd Place: ATJakee

'''Hottest Male Member of the year:'''

Winner: Shared by Bote and Chris The spread of votes in this award was large with 25 guys nominated, but with 4 votes each Bote and Chris get to strut away with this award

2nd Place: Shared by Joel & Russell

3rd Place: everyone else nominated

'''Hottest Female Member of the year:'''

Winner: Benedique She may think Scampi are fish but hey when you look like she does who cares… The probably future Mrs Bates has taken the Ms TTF 2011 Crown

2nd Place: Saz

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Poser of the Year:'''

Winner: Magrathea/ Jane People seemed to find Magrathea’s alter-ego Jane quite the poser last year. Either way he looks damn good as a woman.

2nd Place: John Wan & Sam share

3rd Place: Ellie Bird

'''Cutest Couple:'''

Winner: Rowe and Cheese They have melted our hearts with their romantic ways, Rowe and Cheese are the TTF couple of the year, and long may they continue.

2nd Place: Satch and Simon (Who's heart doesn’t melt when they see these two together)

3rd Place: Dar and Josh (another beautiful couple who seem made for each other)

=== 2011 Meet-up Awards ===

'''Lift Scab'''

Winner: Jordan Get a car! Yes our Jordan depends on his good friends to get him from A to B. But we don’t mind as the more the merrier.

2nd Place: Joelio

3rd Place: Magrathea and Sam share

'''The Peugeot 206 Driving School Lift Giver Award'''

Winner: Vik & AstroDan share this award Yes these two work tirelessly ferrying members from themeparks to train stations to ensure everyone who wants to make a meet can do so. So to them and their mighty vehicles… we salute you.

2nd Place: Mattmash and Stu share 2nd place

3rd Place: Dean

'''Catchphrase of the year'''

Winner: “Forwards not Sideways” & “WTF…(generic resort themepark related name here) WTF” Yes these two well worn catchphrases have stolen the hearts of TTF meet members this year. To avoid litigation we cannot fully share the joys of the second winner but come on a meet and I’m sure you will find out more. And to know the reasons behind the popularity see our Best Topic winner.

2nd Place: LINDA

3rd Place: The Ultimate [insert name here] Every [insert name here] You have ever dreamed of in one!

'''The Simon and Satch Faff Magnet Award'''

Winner: Rob Yes Rob has won the biggest faff magnet for the second year running. If he isn’t buying ride photos or merchandise he is taking photos or lingering at the back. Yes Rob steals more minutes of the day than anyone else yet we still love him.

2nd Place: AstroDan

3rd Place: Sam93

'''The Gok Wan Best Dressed Award'''

Winner: Jude Her style is unique yet she stuns the TTF catwalk all the time with her perfect poise and well turned heal as she struts her stuff showing off the fashions that make her the most presentable member.

2nd Place: Dave (Whitehurst) Well he works for a clothes shop and wears gay boots… of course he comes second.

3rd Place: Magrathea (again we think this is based on Jane)

'''Best Scarefest Costume'''

Winner: Russell His hunchbacked creation was the talk of scarefest in 2011. It took him 4 hours to put on and he looked a sensation. A very deserved winner.

2nd Place: Rob (I’m a tree)

3rd Place: Magrathea and Jude came joint 3rd

'''Funniest Moment'''

Winner: James Paulding and the Bourbon The origins of the Glourious Bourbons and pink wafers that maintain the nutritional needs of the higher powers of Alton Towers are maybe a distant memory but the presentation of a Bourbon to Mr Pauding was deemed TTF’s funniest moment of 2011… not sure he got the joke though.

2nd Place: There are lots… Nemesis Clapping - Last Day, “R Mel”, “John, What are your opinions on Storm Surge”, Frau Holle

No Third place as there where too many second place nominees

'''Best New Meet Member (Sponsored by Deans Meet-up Hotline)'''

Winner: Joelio The funny man strikes again as he made the biggest impression on TTF meet members in 2011. This maybe goes someway in explaining why a TTF meet would make a good study for any sociology professor.

2nd Place: Magrathea

3rd Place: djtruefitt.

'''Lateness Award'''

Winner: Sam93
So…. You know when you decide to pull an all-night drinking session the night before the scarefest meet… And it gets to 5am and you’re being picked up by Dormiens-Dave (that rather helpful and dare I say sexy team member) at 6am…. But you decide “its okay… I will have a little nap”… and then aforementioned handsome team member sits outside of your halls of residence for an HOUR trying to ring your SWITCHED OFF MOBILE PHONE!!!! Until he gives up and carried on to the rather fantastic Scarefest meet… therefore you end up having to get 2 trains and a bus there instead….. you just know your going to get a lot of stick and the 2011 Lateness Award….. Bravo

2nd Place: Joel and Ian

3rd Place: AstroDan & Mike

'''Biggest Ride Whore'''

Winner: DiogoJ42
He loves his ride…. Ohh yes he does. Diogo wins the coverted Ride Whore award. Which he can treasure and dream of during those times stood in the single rider queue

2nd Place: John

3rd Place: Dean

'''TTF Gold Awards 2011'''

The first (hopefully) annual TTF Gold awards are designed to recognise those members who have made a significant contribution to the forum and meets. Obviously many people have made TTF what it is over the last 10 years and the decision process wasn’t easy. The only stipulation on nominations was that the member had been with TTF for a significant amount of time and the member was still active on either the forums or meets. This year we have awarded 5 Gold awards

So the winners are.....

'''Satch'''
A TowersTimes veteran (although shhh he'll get tetchy over his age), Satch has been around on both forum and meets for a number of years. Always willing to dive into topics with some brilliant discussion points, the place wouldn't quite feel the same without him!

'''Dan B'''
Normally Always found with a camera in tow, DanB is perhaps more well known for his attendance on meetups rather than the forum. However, behind the scenes he's helped out countless times with photos for the site, particularly during the recent archive trip. Always willing to help meetup newbies along, his contribution over the years is long overdue some recognition!

'''Saz'''
Another TowersTimes veteran, Sazzle has been around as a member since this place was but a glint in many people's eyes. Constantly attending meetups (we can't get rid of her!), she's normally found shouting the current season's random catchphrases!

'''Sam'''
No stranger to controversy, Sam is however a passionate member of TTF engaging in every debate going. Whether you agree or not you cannot help but admire the fire he has in his heart for the causes he cares about (Bubbleworks is really better than Valhalla). He is also a regular attender to TTF meets and entertains and amuses us all with his thoughts on themepark, life and everything.

'''Nightfall'''
A long time poster and one of the most respected members on the forum, his posts are well constructed, fantastically thought-out and always helping to engage and move the debate. He is friendly to members both old and new as well as a generally nice person to debate with.

Finally...

Congratulations to our winners and runners-up, all winners will recieve their "winners signature" in the next few days and the ranks will be adjusted as soon as possible... Until next year

TST Chat

2012-01-07T00:26:24Z

Ben:

Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Special Events ==

Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.

== Epic Quotez ==

[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*

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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D

[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!

[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?

[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one

[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?

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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)

[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...

[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3

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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion

[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm

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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?

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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it

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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round

[23:15] <Chris> *earth

[23:15] <Ian> :P

[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words

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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:47] <Bear> *Hand

[01:47] <Dar> :O

[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!

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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly

[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle

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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.

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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)

[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.

[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good

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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.

[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!

[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.

[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)

[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.

[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?

[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."

[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P

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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!

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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?

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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.

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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx

[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)

[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).

[22:36] <Joelio> Lol

[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh

[22:37] <Joelio> :)

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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P

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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh

[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out

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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.

[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely

[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P

[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.

[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is

[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.

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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.

[23:20] <James> :O

[23:20] <James> *screamed

[23:20] <Rowe> LOL

[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.

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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!

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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey

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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).

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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P

[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....

[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top

[20:50] <Sam> No offence...

[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam

[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!

[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers

[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?

[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."

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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P

[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P

[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P

[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.

[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD

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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)

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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree

[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.

[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR

[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)

[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL

[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.

[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)

[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?

[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)

[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.

[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.

[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone

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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???

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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom

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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki>

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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him

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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"

[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this

[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3

[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).

[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels

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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.

[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.

[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?

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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha

[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh

[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw

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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!

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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release

[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?

[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims

[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb

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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into

[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio

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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT

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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.

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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?

[21:10] <Ian> Eww

[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!

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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?

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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly

[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u

[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76

[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65

[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t

[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i

[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5

[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu

[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it

'''removed 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh

'''removed 8 more posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling

'''removed yet another 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?

[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj

[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs>

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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back

[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh

[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt

[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy

[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH

'''this time 18 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:39:17] DominiqueAndAly has quit (Excess Flood).

[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space

[01:39:23] DominiqueAndAly joined the channel.

[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL

'''removed lots of shit posting by DominiqueAndAly something along the lines of:'''

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:54] DominiqueAndAly is now known as Craih.

[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P

'''5 minuets of Authentic Frontier Gibberish removed'''

[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.

[01:45:50] <Craig> lol

[01:45:51] <Craig> :P

[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.

[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:45:58] <lol> hh

[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)

[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state

[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is

[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"

[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.

[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay

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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh
(The above was obviously said in relation to MAPs

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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...

[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.

[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now

[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.

[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT

[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D

[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable

[20:40:02] <Aly> :P

[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?

[20:40:08] Jared leaves

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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?

[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O

[19:03:13] <Oli> ...

[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)

[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)

[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...

[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.

[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)

[19:03:37] <Oli> :P

[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P

[19:03:48] <D4n> OI.

[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...

[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.

[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM

[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?

[19:04:15] <D4n> NO.

[19:04:18] <Oli> lol

[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.

[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH

[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here

[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.

[19:04:21] D4n has quit (Client exited).

[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?

[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!

[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P

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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?

[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously

[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?

[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!

[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.

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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh

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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front

[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*

[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back

[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on

[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly

[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all

[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben

[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb

[22:54:01] <Aly> :P

[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on

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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P

[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)

[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY

[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making

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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!

21:21 Ian You were sat on it

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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P

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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|

[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet

(NOTE: Sam was referring to Gadaffi)

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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P

[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww

[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...

[20:03] <@Chris> :o

[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.

[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao

[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!

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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio

[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D

[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P

[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc

[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT

[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?

[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol

[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O

[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O

[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)

[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*

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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT

[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!

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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...

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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS

[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth

[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH

[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P

[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(

[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?

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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!

[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....

[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.

[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?

[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.

[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.

[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(

[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(

[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'

[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.

[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3

[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.

[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P

[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.

[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?

[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P

[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.

[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn

[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.

[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P

[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.

[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...

[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.

[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P

[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?

[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)

[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P

[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me

[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P

[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.

[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.

[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike

[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.

[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...

[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.

[15:46:51] <Mike> :P

[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)

[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!

[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(

[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa

[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(

[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )

[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.

[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.

[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!

[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.

[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(

[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(

[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.

[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?

[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.

[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?

[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!

[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P

[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.

[15:49:35] Mike hides

[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.

[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.

[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P

[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.

[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.

[15:50:08] <Mike> :O

[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.

[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh

[15:50:25] <Mike> :P

[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)

[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|

[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one.

[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit

[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.

[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!

[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!

[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)

[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P

[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.

[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)

[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.

[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.

[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3

[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.

[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P

[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.

[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.

[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)

[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities.

[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D

[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.

[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)

[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.

[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not.

[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.

[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.

[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.

[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.

[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).

[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.

[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P

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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick

[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead

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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio

[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!

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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon

[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!

[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea

[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!

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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen

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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again 
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters! 
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P 
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[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel)) 

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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?

[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt

[16:31] <Georgia> Shit

[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck

[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard

[16:31] *** D4n joined #tt

[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks

[16:31] <D4n> ...

[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...

[16:31] <Georgia> LOL

[16:31] <D4n> How rude!

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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan

22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?

(after silly blabbering about MAP's)

22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight

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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P

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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.

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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.

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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"

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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TTFers, where N is the number of female TTFers :) 
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ') 
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TTFMembers.Females.Length; 
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh 
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ') 
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;) 
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused

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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.

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[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon

[20:57] <Dar> LOL

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .

[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*

[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation

[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?

[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)

[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.

[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.

[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.

[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door

[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room

[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep

[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that

[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers

[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag

[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out

[21:00] <towersfreak> lol

[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.

[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk

[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll

[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases

[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim

[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.

[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)

[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow

[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh

[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...

[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression

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[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back

[21:06] <towersfreak> off

[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests

[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.

[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella

[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'

[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)

[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal

[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)

[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs

[21:11] *** MattH joined #tt

[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes

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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid

[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof

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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet

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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"

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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P

[23:16] <Scott> what?

[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO

[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran?

[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P

[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail.

[23:16] <Scott> :p

[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P

[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki*

[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P

[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki

[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P

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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking....

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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)

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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..

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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass

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[00:47] <Jonathan> Stupid question, but why do TN hate us?

[00:47] <Joelio> Because we're dickheads?

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[01:48] * Jem starts some new rumours

[01:48] <Longy> Too far

[01:49] <Jonathan> WTF, James?! :O

[01:49] <Magrathea> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151109623020343&set=a.10150705301945343.711526.545100342&type=1&theater :P

[01:49] <Longy> Don't want to click

[01:49] <Longy> It doesn't work

[01:49] * Poisontom666 stirs vigoursly jem's new rumours

[01:49] <Magrathea> Oh gawwwd, guys, it's nothing! :P

[01:49] <Jem> :P

[01:50] <Longy> :O

[01:50] <Poisontom666> no worky what is it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

[01:50] <Magrathea> What are you vigorously doing to Jem? :P

[01:51] <Magrathea> It's nothing, it's just a photo

[01:51] * Longy feels insecure

[01:51] * Jem feels violated

[01:51] * Poisontom666 disturbes Longy

[01:51] * Longy goes and cries in a corner

[01:51] * Poisontom666 violates jem with a machete

[01:51] * Magrathea hides

[01:52] * Longy finds Magrathea

[01:52] * Poisontom666 finds magrathea and longy and pervs on them both

[01:52] * Jem wonders why everyone is using this type of post

[01:52] * Longy legs it

[01:52] * Magrathea does NOT appreciate being perved on :(

[01:52] <Magrathea> I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

[01:52] * Magrathea flounces out

[01:53] * Longy punches a wall

[01:53] * Poisontom666 slaps MAG

[01:53] * Longy slaps Poisontom666

[01:53] <Magrathea> Ow! :(

[01:53] * Poisontom666 headbutts a sheep

[01:53] * Longy laughs

[01:53] * Magrathea hits Poisontom666 with his handbag.

[01:53] * Jem lets of a low yeild nuclear weapon

[01:54] * Longy backs away

[01:54] * Poisontom666 blows up Jem with a nuke

[01:54] <Poisontom666> it's 2012 people it has begun

[01:54] * Longy believes that we all shall be dead

[01:55] * Magrathea hides behind Joelio

[01:55] * Longy locks everyone in a room and blows it up

[01:55] * Poisontom666 sets many a chav on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:55] * Longy looks towards Poisontom666

[01:56] * Jonathan notes that ALL of this is Wiki-worthy. :P

[01:56] * Longy was thinking the exact same thing

[01:56] * Poisontom666 blows up every copy of Call Of Duty

[01:56] * Longy doesn't care

[01:56] * Jem delets the wiki

[01:56] * Longy creates the wiki

[01:56] * Poisontom666 wants this on Wiki

[01:56] * Longy likes the wiki

[01:57] * Poisontom666 nods at Longy approvingly

[01:57] * Longy nods back

[01:57] * Longy stares at the magical lava lamp which appears in the room

[01:58] <Poisontom666> will anyone wiki this or not?

[01:58] <Jonathan> Right, I need to go to bed, and I frankly don't give a shit about the 60 second rule. I'm off.

[01:58] <Jem> night jonathan

[01:58] * Longy thinks Magrathea should wiki it

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[00:22] <Benedique> Aahhh no worries, it's Friday night - he's probably out with 'the secret association of closet gays'. This week they are visiting a wardrobe factory so that they can all hide inside.

TowersTimes Members Awards

2012-01-06T14:33:33Z

Ben: Created page with '== Towers Times Members Awards == The Towers Times award season is a mad time of year, there are endless pre award parties thrown by people trying to buy votes. It is common for…'

TST Chat

2012-01-02T02:07:26Z

Ben:

Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Special Events ==

Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.

== Epic Quotez ==

[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*

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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D

[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!

[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?

[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one

[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?

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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)

[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...

[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3

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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion

[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm

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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?

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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it

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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round

[23:15] <Chris> *earth

[23:15] <Ian> :P

[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words

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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:47] <Bear> *Hand

[01:47] <Dar> :O

[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!

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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly

[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle

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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.

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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)

[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.

[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good

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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.

[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!

[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.

[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)

[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.

[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?

[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."

[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P

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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!

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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?

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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.

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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx

[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)

[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).

[22:36] <Joelio> Lol

[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh

[22:37] <Joelio> :)

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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P

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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh

[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out

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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.

[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely

[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P

[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.

[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is

[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.

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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.

[23:20] <James> :O

[23:20] <James> *screamed

[23:20] <Rowe> LOL

[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.

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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!

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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey

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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).

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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P

[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....

[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top

[20:50] <Sam> No offence...

[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam

[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!

[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers

[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?

[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."

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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P

[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P

[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P

[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.

[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD

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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)

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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree

[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.

[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR

[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)

[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL

[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.

[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)

[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?

[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)

[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.

[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.

[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone

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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???

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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom

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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki>

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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him

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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"

[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this

[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3

[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).

[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels

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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.

[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.

[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?

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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha

[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh

[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw

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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!

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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release

[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?

[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims

[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb

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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into

[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio

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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT

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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.

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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?

[21:10] <Ian> Eww

[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!

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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?

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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly

[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u

[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76

[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65

[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t

[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i

[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5

[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu

[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it

'''removed 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh

'''removed 8 more posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling

'''removed yet another 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?

[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj

[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs>

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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back

[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh

[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt

[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy

[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH

'''this time 18 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:39:17] DominiqueAndAly has quit (Excess Flood).

[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space

[01:39:23] DominiqueAndAly joined the channel.

[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL

'''removed lots of shit posting by DominiqueAndAly something along the lines of:'''

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:54] DominiqueAndAly is now known as Craih.

[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P

'''5 minuets of Authentic Frontier Gibberish removed'''

[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.

[01:45:50] <Craig> lol

[01:45:51] <Craig> :P

[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.

[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:45:58] <lol> hh

[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)

[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state

[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is

[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"

[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.

[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay

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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh
(The above was obviously said in relation to MAPs

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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...

[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.

[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now

[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.

[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT

[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D

[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable

[20:40:02] <Aly> :P

[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?

[20:40:08] Jared leaves

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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?

[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O

[19:03:13] <Oli> ...

[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)

[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)

[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...

[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.

[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)

[19:03:37] <Oli> :P

[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P

[19:03:48] <D4n> OI.

[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...

[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.

[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM

[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?

[19:04:15] <D4n> NO.

[19:04:18] <Oli> lol

[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.

[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH

[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here

[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.

[19:04:21] D4n has quit (Client exited).

[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?

[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!

[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P

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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?

[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously

[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?

[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!

[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.

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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh

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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front

[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*

[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back

[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on

[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly

[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all

[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben

[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb

[22:54:01] <Aly> :P

[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on

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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P

[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)

[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY

[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making

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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!

21:21 Ian You were sat on it

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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P

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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|

[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet

(NOTE: Sam was referring to Gadaffi)

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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P

[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww

[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...

[20:03] <@Chris> :o

[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.

[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao

[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!

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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio

[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D

[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P

[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc

[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT

[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?

[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol

[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O

[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O

[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)

[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*

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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT

[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!

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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...

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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS

[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth

[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH

[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P

[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(

[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?

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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!

[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....

[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.

[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?

[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.

[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.

[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(

[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(

[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'

[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.

[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3

[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.

[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P

[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.

[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?

[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P

[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.

[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn

[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.

[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P

[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.

[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...

[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.

[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P

[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?

[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)

[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P

[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me

[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P

[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.

[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.

[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike

[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.

[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...

[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.

[15:46:51] <Mike> :P

[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)

[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!

[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(

[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa

[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(

[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )

[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.

[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.

[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!

[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.

[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(

[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(

[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.

[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?

[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.

[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?

[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!

[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P

[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.

[15:49:35] Mike hides

[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.

[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.

[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P

[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.

[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.

[15:50:08] <Mike> :O

[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.

[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh

[15:50:25] <Mike> :P

[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)

[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|

[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one.

[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit

[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.

[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!

[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!

[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)

[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P

[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.

[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)

[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.

[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.

[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3

[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.

[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P

[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.

[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.

[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)

[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities.

[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D

[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.

[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)

[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.

[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not.

[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.

[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.

[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.

[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.

[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).

[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.

[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P

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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick

[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead

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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio

[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!

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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon

[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!

[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea

[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!

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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen

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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again 
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters! 
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P 
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[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel)) 

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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?

[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt

[16:31] <Georgia> Shit

[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck

[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard

[16:31] *** D4n joined #tt

[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks

[16:31] <D4n> ...

[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...

[16:31] <Georgia> LOL

[16:31] <D4n> How rude!

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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan

22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?

(after silly blabbering about MAP's)

22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight

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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P

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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.

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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.

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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"

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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TTFers, where N is the number of female TTFers :) 
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ') 
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TTFMembers.Females.Length; 
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh 
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ') 
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;) 
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused

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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.

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[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon

[20:57] <Dar> LOL

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .

[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*

[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation

[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?

[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)

[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.

[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.

[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.

[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door

[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room

[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep

[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that

[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers

[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag

[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out

[21:00] <towersfreak> lol

[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.

[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk

[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll

[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases

[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim

[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.

[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)

[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow

[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh

[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...

[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression

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[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back

[21:06] <towersfreak> off

[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests

[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.

[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella

[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'

[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)

[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal

[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)

[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs

[21:11] *** MattH joined #tt

[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes

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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid

[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof

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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet

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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"

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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P

[23:16] <Scott> what?

[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO

[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran?

[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P

[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail.

[23:16] <Scott> :p

[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P

[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki*

[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P

[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki

[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P

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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking....

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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)

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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..

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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass

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[00:47] <Jonathan> Stupid question, but why do TN hate us?

[00:47] <Joelio> Because we're dickheads?

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[01:48] * Jem starts some new rumours

[01:48] <Longy> Too far

[01:49] <Jonathan> WTF, James?! :O

[01:49] <Magrathea> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151109623020343&set=a.10150705301945343.711526.545100342&type=1&theater :P

[01:49] <Longy> Don't want to click

[01:49] <Longy> It doesn't work

[01:49] * Poisontom666 stirs vigoursly jem's new rumours

[01:49] <Magrathea> Oh gawwwd, guys, it's nothing! :P

[01:49] <Jem> :P

[01:50] <Longy> :O

[01:50] <Poisontom666> no worky what is it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

[01:50] <Magrathea> What are you vigorously doing to Jem? :P

[01:51] <Magrathea> It's nothing, it's just a photo

[01:51] * Longy feels insecure

[01:51] * Jem feels violated

[01:51] * Poisontom666 disturbes Longy

[01:51] * Longy goes and cries in a corner

[01:51] * Poisontom666 violates jem with a machete

[01:51] * Magrathea hides

[01:52] * Longy finds Magrathea

[01:52] * Poisontom666 finds magrathea and longy and pervs on them both

[01:52] * Jem wonders why everyone is using this type of post

[01:52] * Longy legs it

[01:52] * Magrathea does NOT appreciate being perved on :(

[01:52] <Magrathea> I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

[01:52] * Magrathea flounces out

[01:53] * Longy punches a wall

[01:53] * Poisontom666 slaps MAG

[01:53] * Longy slaps Poisontom666

[01:53] <Magrathea> Ow! :(

[01:53] * Poisontom666 headbutts a sheep

[01:53] * Longy laughs

[01:53] * Magrathea hits Poisontom666 with his handbag.

[01:53] * Jem lets of a low yeild nuclear weapon

[01:54] * Longy backs away

[01:54] * Poisontom666 blows up Jem with a nuke

[01:54] <Poisontom666> it's 2012 people it has begun

[01:54] * Longy believes that we all shall be dead

[01:55] * Magrathea hides behind Joelio

[01:55] * Longy locks everyone in a room and blows it up

[01:55] * Poisontom666 sets many a chav on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:55] * Longy looks towards Poisontom666

[01:56] * Jonathan notes that ALL of this is Wiki-worthy. :P

[01:56] * Longy was thinking the exact same thing

[01:56] * Poisontom666 blows up every copy of Call Of Duty

[01:56] * Longy doesn't care

[01:56] * Jem delets the wiki

[01:56] * Longy creates the wiki

[01:56] * Poisontom666 wants this on Wiki

[01:56] * Longy likes the wiki

[01:57] * Poisontom666 nods at Longy approvingly

[01:57] * Longy nods back

[01:57] * Longy stares at the magical lava lamp which appears in the room

[01:58] <Poisontom666> will anyone wiki this or not?

[01:58] <Jonathan> Right, I need to go to bed, and I frankly don't give a shit about the 60 second rule. I'm off.

[01:58] <Jem> night jonathan

[01:58] * Longy thinks Magrathea should wiki it

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TST Chat

2012-01-02T00:50:10Z

Ben:

Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Special Events ==

Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.

== Epic Quotez ==

[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*

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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D

[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!

[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?

[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one

[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?

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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)

[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...

[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3

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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion

[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm

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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?

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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it

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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round

[23:15] <Chris> *earth

[23:15] <Ian> :P

[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words

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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:47] <Bear> *Hand

[01:47] <Dar> :O

[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!

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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly

[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle

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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.

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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)

[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.

[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good

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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.

[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!

[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.

[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)

[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.

[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?

[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."

[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P

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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!

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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?

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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.

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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx

[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)

[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).

[22:36] <Joelio> Lol

[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh

[22:37] <Joelio> :)

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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P

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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh

[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out

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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.

[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely

[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P

[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.

[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is

[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.

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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.

[23:20] <James> :O

[23:20] <James> *screamed

[23:20] <Rowe> LOL

[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.

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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!

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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey

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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).

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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P

[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....

[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top

[20:50] <Sam> No offence...

[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam

[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!

[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers

[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?

[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."

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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P

[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P

[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P

[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.

[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD

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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)

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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree

[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.

[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR

[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)

[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL

[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.

[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)

[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?

[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)

[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.

[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.

[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone

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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???

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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom

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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki>

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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him

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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"

[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this

[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3

[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).

[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels

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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.

[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.

[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?

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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha

[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh

[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw

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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!

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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release

[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?

[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims

[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb

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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into

[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio

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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT

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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.

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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?

[21:10] <Ian> Eww

[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!

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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?

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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly

[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u

[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76

[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65

[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t

[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i

[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5

[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu

[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it

'''removed 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh

'''removed 8 more posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling

'''removed yet another 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?

[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj

[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs>

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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back

[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh

[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt

[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy

[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH

'''this time 18 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:39:17] DominiqueAndAly has quit (Excess Flood).

[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space

[01:39:23] DominiqueAndAly joined the channel.

[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL

'''removed lots of shit posting by DominiqueAndAly something along the lines of:'''

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:54] DominiqueAndAly is now known as Craih.

[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P

'''5 minuets of Authentic Frontier Gibberish removed'''

[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.

[01:45:50] <Craig> lol

[01:45:51] <Craig> :P

[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.

[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:45:58] <lol> hh

[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)

[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state

[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is

[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"

[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.

[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay

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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh
(The above was obviously said in relation to MAPs

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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...

[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.

[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now

[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.

[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT

[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D

[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable

[20:40:02] <Aly> :P

[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?

[20:40:08] Jared leaves

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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?

[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O

[19:03:13] <Oli> ...

[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)

[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)

[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...

[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.

[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)

[19:03:37] <Oli> :P

[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P

[19:03:48] <D4n> OI.

[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...

[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.

[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM

[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?

[19:04:15] <D4n> NO.

[19:04:18] <Oli> lol

[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.

[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH

[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here

[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.

[19:04:21] D4n has quit (Client exited).

[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?

[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!

[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P

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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?

[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously

[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?

[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!

[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.

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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh

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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front

[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*

[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back

[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on

[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly

[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all

[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben

[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb

[22:54:01] <Aly> :P

[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on

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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P

[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)

[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY

[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making

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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!

21:21 Ian You were sat on it

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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P

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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|

[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet

(NOTE: Sam was referring to Gadaffi)

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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P

[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww

[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...

[20:03] <@Chris> :o

[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.

[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao

[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!

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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio

[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D

[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P

[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc

[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT

[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?

[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol

[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O

[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O

[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)

[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*

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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT

[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!

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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...

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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS

[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth

[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH

[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P

[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(

[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?

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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!

[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....

[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.

[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?

[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.

[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.

[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(

[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(

[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'

[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.

[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3

[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.

[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P

[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.

[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?

[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P

[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.

[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn

[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.

[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P

[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.

[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...

[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.

[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P

[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?

[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)

[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P

[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me

[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P

[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.

[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.

[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike

[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.

[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...

[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.

[15:46:51] <Mike> :P

[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)

[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!

[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(

[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa

[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(

[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )

[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.

[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.

[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!

[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.

[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(

[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(

[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.

[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?

[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.

[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?

[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!

[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P

[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.

[15:49:35] Mike hides

[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.

[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.

[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P

[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.

[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.

[15:50:08] <Mike> :O

[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.

[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh

[15:50:25] <Mike> :P

[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)

[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|

[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one.

[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit

[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.

[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!

[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!

[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)

[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P

[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.

[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)

[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.

[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.

[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3

[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.

[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P

[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.

[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.

[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)

[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities.

[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D

[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.

[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)

[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.

[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not.

[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.

[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.

[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.

[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.

[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).

[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.

[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P

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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick

[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead

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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio

[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!

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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon

[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!

[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea

[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!

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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen

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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again 
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters! 
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P 
... 
[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel)) 

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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?

[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt

[16:31] <Georgia> Shit

[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck

[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard

[16:31] *** D4n joined #tt

[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks

[16:31] <D4n> ...

[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...

[16:31] <Georgia> LOL

[16:31] <D4n> How rude!

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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan

22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?

(after silly blabbering about MAP's)

22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight

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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P

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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.

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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.

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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"

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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TTFers, where N is the number of female TTFers :) 
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ') 
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TTFMembers.Females.Length; 
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh 
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ') 
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;) 
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused

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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.

...

[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon

[20:57] <Dar> LOL

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .

[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*

[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation

[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?

[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)

[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.

[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.

[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.

[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door

[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room

[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep

[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that

[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers

[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag

[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out

[21:00] <towersfreak> lol

[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.

[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk

[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll

[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases

[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim

[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.

[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)

[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow

[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh

[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...

[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression

...

[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back

[21:06] <towersfreak> off

[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests

[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.

[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella

[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'

[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)

[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal

[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)

[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs

[21:11] *** MattH joined #tt

[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes

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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid

[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof

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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet

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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"

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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P

[23:16] <Scott> what?

[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO

[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran?

[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P

[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail.

[23:16] <Scott> :p

[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P

[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki*

[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P

[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki

[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P

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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking....

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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)

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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..

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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass

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[00:47] <Jonathan> Stupid question, but why do TN hate us?

[00:47] <Joelio> Because we're dickheads?

TST Chat

2011-09-21T00:38:10Z

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2011-09-04T22:57:12Z

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2011-07-24T01:11:37Z

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2011-02-14T21:07:01Z

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Von Roll

2011-01-03T21:40:19Z

Ben:

Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:

[[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]]

'''- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.''' 
'''- He has been spotted loitering around the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Skyride]] stations with a box of matches.''' 
'''- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.''' 
'''- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.''' 

His main [[nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].

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'''Latest Von Roll Update'''

Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agency's are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.

'''Von Roll strikes again'''
Von Rolls latest evil attack on theme parks worldwide took place at Universal Island Of Adventure on 1st January 2011.
It looks like Von Roll set fire to part of the Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw falls log flume ride. The fire raged for about 30 minuets until firefighters brought it under control, the fire was out within one hour.
Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause.

The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings. Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.

But we can only wait and see what his next target is...

[[File:Von_Roll.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Control Box Of Doom]]

[[Category: Manufacturer]]

TST Chat

2010-12-31T23:16:53Z

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2010-12-31T23:16:23Z

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Deletion Dagger

2010-12-17T15:27:46Z

Ben: minor spelling correction

[[File:Deletion_dagger.jpg|400px|thumb|right|The Holy Deletion Dagger]]

'''The Deletion Dagger''' is used by our beloved Queen of the Wiki to keep the Wiki clean and tidy. When too many pointless, unfunny, trollish or abusive articles are written on the Wiki the deletion dagger is used swiftly and <s>painfully</s> painlessly to remove the offending articles.

The Deletion Dagger itself is a very beautiful and sleek design. It is said that the dagger was created by [[God]] himself out of leftover [[Nemesis]] steel used to pin down the extraterrestrial. As this is not ordinary steel, some people say it has magical powers that help keep peace, goodwill and a good sense of humour flowing across the Wiki land.

These articles deemed not worthy to exist on the TT Wiki are banished into the electronic afterlife, they will never be seen or mentioned of again. If anyone tries to bring back the offending articles they run the risk of having the '''Ban-Gavel''' used on them.

Wiki Whip

2010-12-17T14:13:30Z

Ben: Adding deletion dagger link

[[File:HoloWhip1.jpg‎|200px|thumb|right|The Wiki Whip in action.]]

'''The Wiki Whip''' is used by the Queen of the Wiki to enforce rules of the Wiki and to make sure that all articles on the Wiki do their duty of amusement and intrigue. If an article is seen to have been touched by the Wiki Whip by 100 plus words, it evidently means something was terribly wrong with the article and had to be changed for the sake of the TT Wiki.

The Wiki Whip may also be used in accordance with the supreme '''Ban-Gavel''', that the Queen of the Wiki uses which needs no explanation and the [[Deletion Dagger]], which is used to give <s>terrible</s> bad and unnecessary articles a <s>slow and painful</s> quick and painless trip to the afterlife.

[[Grammar Nazis]] won't stand for writing mistakes... and nor will our beloved Queen.

If the Wiki Whip is used against you, then there is little point in fighting back as, in the end, the Wiki Whip will '''always''' win!

Deletion Dagger

2010-12-16T17:14:48Z

Ben:

[[File:Deletion_dagger.jpg|400px|thumb|right|The Holy Deletion Dagger]]

'''The Deletion Dagger''' is used by our beloved Queen of the Wiki to keep the Wiki clean and tidy. When too many pointless, unfunny, trollish or abusive articles are written on the Wiki the deletion dagger is used swiftly and <s>painfully</s> painlessly to remove the offending articles.

The Deletion Dagger itself is a very beautiful and sleek design. It is said that the dagger was created by [[God]] himself out of leftover [[Nemesis]] steel used to pin down the extraterrestrial. As this is not ordinary steel, some people say it has magical powers that help keep peace goodwill and a good sense of humour flowing across the Wiki land.

These articles deemed not worthy to exist on the TT Wiki are banished into the electronic afterlife, they will never been seen or mentioned of again. If anyone tries to bring back the offending articles they run the risk of having the '''Ban-Gavel''' used on them.

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2010-12-16T17:12:21Z

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2010-12-16T00:31:36Z

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The Deletion dagger is used by our beloved wiki Queen to keep the wiki clean and tidy. When too many pointless, unfunny, trollish or abusive articles are written on the wiki the deletion dagger is used swiftly and <s>painfully</s> painlessly to remove the offending articles.

These articles deemed not worthy to exist on the TT wiki are banished into the electronic afterlife, they will never been seen or mentioned of again. If anyone tries to bring back the offending articles they run the risk of having Ban-Gavel used on them.

[[File:Deletion_dagger.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The Holy Deletion Dagger]]
The deletion dagger itself is a very beautiful and sleek design. It is said that the dagger was created by [[http://wiki.towerstimes.co.uk/God| God]] himself out of leftover Nemesis steel. As this is not ordinary steel some people say it has magical powers that help keep peace goodwill and a good sense of humour flowing across the wiki land.

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2010-12-16T00:27:20Z

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Wiki Whip

2010-12-15T00:55:27Z

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[[File:HoloWhip1.jpg‎|200px|thumb|right|The Wiki Whip in action]]

The Wiki Whip is used by the queen of the Wiki to enforce rules of the wiki and to make sure that all articles on the wiki have correct Grammar and spelling. We all know how bad grammar is not tolerated by the [[http://wiki.towerstimes.co.uk/Grammar_Nazis| Grammar Nazis]]

If the Wiki Whip is used against you there is little point in fighting back as in the end the Wiki Whip will '''always''' win!

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2010-12-15T00:35:10Z

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Fail

2010-12-13T19:58:29Z

Ben:

''Oops, Maybe you were looking for [[Thorpe Park]]''

Of course you could be looking for one of the biggest fails of recent times.

This fail started at about midday on Monday 13th December 2010 and continued long into the night.

The source of the fail was a Merlin offer to buy a MAP for half price this was offered via the Capital FM website.
In the T&C of the offer was some new T&C relating to the cost of parking at Merlin attractions, currently free to all pass holders.
But a suspected grinch style character at Merlin HQ thought it would be better to get all these loyal visitors to pay for their parking.

So With this information "leaked" into the public domain a couple of comments appeared on Merlin's Faffbook page.
These few comments soon turned into a number of comments. This soon turned into a massive backlash. A media security silence soon fell over Merlin HQ, with all comments from Merlin disappearing and no new information coming out, with the exception on one post saying they would release a statement tomorrow. At the time of writing no new information has been offered.

Merlin's Faffbook page soon because just page after page of complaints.

A small selection can be found here:

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DL: Sorry if you start charging for parking,we will not buy the 8 passes we buy each year.
there is still many other theme parks in england,drayton manor,flamingo land, blackpool and great yarmouth pleasure beach.
You should at least honor the free parking till the passes have run out.When we got the passes we got them with free parking as part of the pass.

NOT A GOOD MOVE MERLIN.
2 minutes ago · Like · Comment

ME: What next paying to park at the hotel?
3 minutes ago via iPhone · Like · Comment

NR:What a slap in the face!
5 minutes ago · Like · Comment

ME: Absolute disgrace! :(
5 minutes ago via iPhone · Like · Comment

CB:Awaiting the full note tomorrow about what's changing but from what's come out today it doesn't look like good news. The conditions and restrictions have grown in complexity recently and the benefits that some of us have enjoyed for many years are being taken away or changed to the point where the Annual Pass no longer offers the convenience of paying one price for the year and being able to visit as you fancy.
9 minutes ago · Like · Comment
5 people like this.

TB: Maybe I have missed a post but is Merlin going to charge pass holders for parking?
17 minutes ago · Like · Comment
EH: likes this.
NT: For standard pass holders, yes.
17 minutes ago · Like ·
NT: Well, according to leaked T&C's anyway.
16 minutes ago · Like ·
JP:Yes they are and you did not miss it they have deleted their posts regarding that.
It slipped out via a competition and was confirmed by Merlin. Now they say they are going to make an announcement tomorrow. Brought forward from the new year...
15 minutes ago · Like

TB Just as you start to enjoy days out. Me thinks it could be time to start saving the money I would spend at Merlin attractions and go abroad instead.
13 minutes ago · Like ·

KW: Dirty robbing bastards....
13 minutes ago · Like · 1 person ·

CW: Yes from next year
9 minutes ago · Like ·
PK: And at a time when the changes to the Tesco points means that the pass will be more expensive to many too. A strange business decision in my eyes. Save your money guys, and visit some European Parks instead - you will be glad of the change.
8 minutes ago · Like ·

PB: I was always taught never bite the hand that feeds you.
23 minutes ago · Unlike · Comment
You and 4 others like this.

RH: Too far Merlin, too far. Bah humbug!
32 minutes ago · Like · Comment
2 people like this.

JW: Merlin seem to think that people only purchase the pass for the discount entry value into the long list of attractions. WRONG. Free parking is part of the value and actually encourages people to visit other attractions.

JB: You have disgusted me merlin!!
38 minutes ago · Like · Comment
AL: likes this.

GJ: I think it's disgusting, limitations on when you can use the pass, no free parking and expensive food & drink outlets.
44 minutes ago · Like · Comment
JS: likes this.

JS: Oh dear Merlin, what have you done?! All I see are pages of posts from your biggest supporters - many well known faces within your fan base - who you've managed to upset on mass in one go. These are the same people you see all season posting on your Facebook page and elsewhere on the web about your parks. At times it isn't all complementary but they stick with you, giving you the kind of publicity other companies would die for. What you seem to have done today has gone down like a lead balloon. When you bought out Alton, Thorpe and Chessington we began to feel the magic was coming back. Don't ruin it for an extra fiver in your pocket.

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This was just a small selection of the backlash and we await to see what Merlins response will be and if they will go back on their idea of charging for parking to all MAP holders.

But out of this total Merlin PR Fail Light Water Valley did manage an Epic win at Merlins expense by posting this on their own Faffbook page.
Lightwater Valley Theme Park: We value your business and think that parking your car should always be free of charge, don't you? If you drive all that way to see us it's the least we can do ...

Wraiths

2010-11-07T13:02:46Z

Ben:

Wraiths are happy creatures and are one of the most docile mascots at [[Alton Towers]], in contrast to [[Alton Bear]] who really needs no explanation.

[[File:Wraith3.jpg|300px|thumb|right|"We're not scary, we're just dressed that way."]]

=== A Wraith's Personality ===

Wraiths are known to be playful [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHOqnE43FyQ A Wraith in Action], always hoping to have a play with the visitors whenever they visit their homeland of [[Dark Forest]] as well as trying to sneak out of their area to visit [[Hex]] for they are drawn to Gothic architecture, curses and implied death... and the visitors leaving the ride through the Towers itself, making it a perfect time to play with them.

They are known for the following hobbies:

[[File:Wraiths2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|About to play a game of Monopoly, Alton Towers Editon]]

*Knitting
*Connect-4
*The game 'It', involving Pennywise the Clown himself on some occasions
*Pictionary
*Charades
*Trampolining
*Tea Party with 'borrowed' TY Beanie Boos from Towers Trading

There is only one known way to anger a Wraith and, when used, can be deadly. This method is to accidentally call one a "Ringwraith". The history of conflict between the <nowiki>Dark Forest</nowiki> Wraith and Ringwraith is not entirely clear, but to call a <nowiki>Dark Forest</nowiki> Wraith a "Ringwraith" has been termed as like calling a Chinese citizen Japanese.

=== A Wraith's Looks ===

Wraiths are commonly cloaked and seen mysterious figures, with the colour co-ordination of black, brown and green in conjunction with the [[Dark_Forest|Dark Forest]]. Their adorable faces are covered by a black mask to appear more 'spooky' but really, it makes them look more adorable complete with leather gloves. [[File:Wraith1.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"Oh hai ther!"]]

A Wraith's normal face is rarely seen when the black mask is removed, thus leading to [[Speculation|speculation]] between park enthusiasts and International Wraith Watchers on what a Wraith's face may be. A whiskered white cat? Or maybe a Trollface? Possibly their faces are GPS location spotters for [[Where's Waldey?|John Waldey]]?

[[File:Wraithface.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Is this the real face of a Wraith?!]]

Who knows...

According to local legends and theories, Wraiths cannot live outside unless they are well cloaked and covered in creepy, spooky material to defend them from sunlight. They're not allergic to it, they just hate it because it gives them very bad sunburn. Now we wouldn't want that, now would we?

=== Wraiths and Their Species ===

Wraith babies are rarely seen crawling out of their burrows, and without enough photographic evidence to prove this, it is commonly thought Wraiths breed through multiplication and regularly whenever one elder Wraith dies, 13 new Wraiths pop up in order to begin the new life.

It is currently being scientifically explored if there are such things as female Wraiths and if they look any different to male Wraiths. The closest scientists and historians have gotten to on this search are the bi-Wraiths, which dress in lighter colours to the main Wraith colour scheme with a hint of magenta.

=== WRAIPE ===
[[File:WRAIPE.jpg|300px|thumb|right|If you can give us any information on who committed this indecent crime, then please call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3. Thank you.]]
The worst thing that could happen to a Wraith in any lifestyle, anywhere, at anytime...

[[Category: Characters and Mascots]]

TST Chat

2010-11-03T20:16:27Z

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TST Chat

2010-10-30T22:28:05Z

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2010-10-30T22:27:16Z

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2010-10-29T11:03:56Z

Ben:

Von Roll

2010-10-27T12:31:16Z

Ben:

File:Von Roll.jpg

2010-10-27T12:24:59Z

Ben:

Faffbook

2010-10-18T00:38:21Z

Ben:

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Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faff

2010-10-17T21:10:41Z

Ben:

Faff is the enemy.

'''DO NOT''' give in to the faff!

Resist its evil, terrifying ways!

It will be the end of us all...

ALL OF US I TELL YOU!

Oh the humanity of meets, driven down by standing around, having conversations AND NOT '''RIDING''' ANYTHING!

And apparantly in an attempt to counter faff, some [[TTF Meets|TTF meets]] have a dedicated [[anti-faff]] patrol who only occasionally appear. Yeah. 'Dedication'.

A whole website is dedicated to Faff, view information about it here:[[Faffbook|Faffbook]]

== Faff External Link Of Evidence That Faff Truly Exists Within This Link And Beyond The Internet... Link ==

More information on the theory of faff can be found in this [http://www.coasterforce.com/Display_Article/article/38 Coasterforce article]

Faff

2010-10-17T21:09:40Z

Ben: Added internal link

Faff is the enemy.

'''DO NOT''' give in to the faff!

Resist its evil, terrifying ways!

It will be the end of us all...

ALL OF US I TELL YOU!

Oh the humanity of meets, driven down by standing around, having conversations AND NOT '''RIDING''' ANYTHING!

And apparantly in an attempt to counter faff, some [[TTF Meets|TTF meets]] have a dedicated [[anti-faff]] patrol who only occasionally appear. Yeah. 'Dedication'.

[[Faffbook|Faffbook]]

== Faff External Link Of Evidence That Faff Truly Exists Within This Link And Beyond The Internet... Link ==

More information on the theory of faff can be found in this [http://www.coasterforce.com/Display_Article/article/38 Coasterforce article]

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:07:44Z

Ben:

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:07:13Z

Ben: Added Link

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

File:Faffbook.jpg

2010-10-17T20:55:35Z

Ben:

The Lost Cake

2010-10-16T14:34:45Z

Ben: Added content

[[File:Cake.JPG|300px|thumb|right|Last know picture of the cake]]

On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was [[Lost|lost]] in the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help find this [[Lost|lost]] cake.

Reactions to the loss of the cake came in the lines of "Dough!" and "It will all pavlova in the morning".

The finding of this wonderful cake would just be the icing on the whole adventure, and if you should find it, asking pretty please with a cherry on top should ensure that you to get to keep this wonderful confectionary delight.

Some say that the cake is a lie, or that the whole story is "taking the biscuit", but with the loss of the cake, all we can say is that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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News reports state that due to the [[Lost|lost]] cake "lots of people are really upset as a result." The loss of the cake was taken very hard because "a hell of a lot of work went in to it"

[[Gloomy_Wood|Gloomy wood]] and [[Forbidden_Valley|Forbidden Valley]] were the first places to be searched and no crumb of evidence was found. The search has now moved onto the [[Dark_Forest|dark forest]] and a strange chocolate mark has been found on the side of one of Ritas cars. Cake experts are currently being flown in from Mr Kipling to help identify the chocolate smear found on [[Rita|Rita]].

The Lost Cake

2010-10-16T14:08:29Z

Ben: Added a picture

File:Cake.JPG

2010-10-16T14:06:04Z

Ben:

Revenge of the Mummy

2010-10-12T11:01:15Z

Ben: Created page with '== Revenge of the Mummy == Revenge of the Mummy building '''Revenge of the Mummy''' is located in Orlando, far away from the safety of [[Alto…'

== Revenge of the Mummy ==

[[File:ROTM.JPG|200px|thumb|right|Revenge of the Mummy building]]
'''Revenge of the Mummy''' is located in Orlando, far away from the safety of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]].

It is an indoor [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]. There is a great queue line that is well themed and parts of it are <s>scary</s>

The ride had a good storyline and one of the main themes that comes through is that the ride wants to remove your eyebrows. It does this a couple of times with large amounts of fire. Protective head gear is recommended for this ride.

The [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] section of the ride is excellent and there are some good drops and turns in it, sadly this ride does not go upside down. The ride reaches speeds of up to about 45MPH.

One member of each group must remember to take a cup of coffee with them every time they go on this ride.

A single riders queue is available and it seems that no one knows about it. It is great if you just want to keep running round to whore the ride.

File:ROTM.JPG

2010-10-12T10:46:17Z

Ben: