Roland Mack

2012-04-08T13:22:36Z

Blaze'Ventura: Added King Of Fun

Roland [[Mack|Mack]] is is a deity, revered as a [[GOD|God]] by [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] enthusiasts. He is prayed to each day, and has hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:

[[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]]

'''[[The Flume|Roland's love boats]]''' 
'''Roland's love wagons''' 
'''[[Marauders Mayhem|Roland's saucy love cups]]''' 
'''[[Runaway Mine Train|Roland's love train]]''' 
'''Roland's love bobs''' 
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]] and his Chamber of Secrets (a [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]] rip-off)''' 
'''Roland's tax returns''' 
'''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza''' 
'''Roland's leiderhosen adventure''' 
'''Roland's tache''' 
'''Roland's happy hour''' 
'''Roland's Merlin hotline''' 
'''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty''' 
'''Roland's Blue Frier ([[Europa Park|Europa's]] ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)''' 
'''Roland's Hollywood monumental movie''' 
'''Roland's Merkel Madness!''' 
'''Roland's big baps''' 
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]]'s Goblet of Fire''' 
'''Roland's Frankfurt forest''' 
'''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Love Affair]]''' 
'''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Bastard Love Child]]''' 

Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.

== I Love Roland! ==

When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TTF meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland <nowiki>Mack</nowiki> - the man who makes people smile.

As of 2012, Roland is officially the King Of Fun, according to the Ice Show at Europa Park.

== See Also ==

[[Europa Park]]

[[Category: Meet Memes]]

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