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Flamingo Land

2010-11-28T10:18:14Z

Littlelozy:

Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.

== Thrill Rides ==

*Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning,

*Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.

*Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.

*Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.

*Velocity - Like [[Rita]], but on a bike, and not as good.

*[[Corkscrew]] - A cheap way for [[Alton Towers]] fans to regain that feeling.

== Water Rides ==

*Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet.

*Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire.

Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride

2010-10-25T22:08:21Z

Littlelozy:

Indeed Old MacDonald did have a farm. And like most farmers, Old MacDonald had a tractor. But with singing animals and pile of dung in his back garden, Old MacDonald was obviously rich enough to purchase several tractors, which he named with the likes of Puffy and friends.

Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BHP tractors. The parents of the children, simply sit in the back encouraging their children to become an under age drink driver. Therefore except lots of crashes with the mysertiously placed metal wire that runs along the long 100 mile winding road throughout Mr MacDonald's farm.

At the end of each day, Old MacDonald (a certain marketing director dressed in a straw hat and holding a rake with facial hair) clears the road of all the bodies littered throughout the course and stashes them in a near by shed that can be seen on your 90 minute cruise on the [[Riverbank_Eye_Spy|Riverbank Eye Spy]].

So if would like to take your children on a ride which does not encourage your children to become underage drink drivers, but at the same time, watch the death and destruction caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride the Squirel Nutty.

Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride

2010-10-25T22:08:07Z

Littlelozy:

Indeed Old MacDonald did have a farm. And like most farmers, Old MacDonald had a tractor. But with singing animals and pile of dung in his back garden, Old MacDonald was obviously rich enough to purchase several tractors, which he named with the likes of Puffy and friends.

Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BHP tractors. The parents of the children, simply sit in the back encouraging their children to become an under age drink driver. Therefore except lots of crashes with the mysertiously placed metal wire that runs along the long 100 mile winding road throughout Mr MacDonald's farm.

At the end of each day, Old MacDonald (a certain marketing director dressed in a straw hat and holding a rake with facial hair) clears the road of all the bodies littered throughout the course and stashes them in a near by shed that can be seen on your 90 minute cruise on the [[Riverbank_Eye_Spy|Riverbank Eye Spy]].

So if would like to take your children on a ride which does not encourage your children to become underage drink driver, but at the same time, watch the death and destruction caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride the Squirel Nutty.

Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride

2010-10-25T22:06:28Z

Littlelozy: Created page with 'Indeed Old MacDonald did have a farm. And like most farmers, Old MacDonald had a tractor. But with singing animals and pile of dung in his back garden, Old MacDonald was obviousl…'

Indeed Old MacDonald did have a farm. And like most farmers, Old MacDonald had a tractor. But with singing animals and pile of dung in his back garden, Old MacDonald was obviously rich enough to purchase several tractors, which he named with the likes of Puffy and friends.

Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BHP tractors. The parents of the children, simply sit in the back encouraging their children to become an under age drink driver. Therefore except lots of crashes with the mysertiously placed metal wire that runs along the long 100 mile winding road throughout Mr MacDonald's farm.

At the end of each day, Old MacDonald (a certain marketing director dressed in a straw hat and holding a rake with facial hair) clears the road of all the bodies littered throughout the course and stashes them in a near by shed that can be seen on your 90 minute cruise on the [[Riverbank_Eye_Spy|Riverbank Eye Spy]].

So if would like to take your children on a ride which is does not encourage your children to become underage drink driver, but at the same time, watch the death and destruction caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride the Squirel Nutty.

Faffbook

2010-10-18T15:02:58Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Faffbook2.jpg‎|200px|right]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:12:36Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:11:49Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]]
Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:11:04Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]] [[File:faffbook.jpg]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:10:06Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Faffbook.jpg]] [[File:faffbook.JPEG]]

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of [[The_Lost_Cake|The Lost Cake]]. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T21:03:21Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war". You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:59:16Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to these pixelated 2D games, and people have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:58:32Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcome you to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to this pixelated 2D games, and peopl have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:57:52Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcoe to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to this pixelated 2D games, and peopl have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:57:29Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally these comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook pagve also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcoe to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to this pixelated 2D games, and peopl have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:56:24Z

Littlelozy:

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally this comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook pagve also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcoe to it's torrents of dirty water from The River Thames in London (They use the pipes from the pipeline coaster that was SW1 to carry the water from London to [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]))

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to this pixelated 2D games, and peopl have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

Faffbook

2010-10-17T20:55:22Z

Littlelozy: Created page with 'Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off …'

Faffbook is a social networking website located on t'interweb. It is advised for people over the age of 13 to sign up. If you are under the age of 13, it is advised you buzz off and go back to Club Penguin.

Faffbook is well known for people posting statuses about their lives, which nobody tends to give a flying fook about, but they still choose to like the status. There is also a feature for "poking" people on Faffbook. Poking requires a lot of [[Faff|faff]], and idiots take it that you want them in bed hardcore. You can return the poke to the person who poked you. This can lead to a "poke war".

You can also create fan pages on Faffbook, which can be used to show your love (or hatred by trolling on the pages wall) for locations or people or bussiness. A certain Faffbook fan page is ran by [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], which they made about themselves (big headed fookers). On this page, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] advertise their events and new failure marketing gimmicks. They also allow the general Faffbook audience to place images of themselves in [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] which nobody gives a [[Faff|faff]] about.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page is home to lots of [[Trolls|trolls]] and chavs and dimwits who have no common sense. They post things such as: "!s da F!rt33n gett!n shut d0wn?". TTF has a dedicated employee to translate this language into English. Normally this comments will be taken the p*ss out of, so it is advised that you think carefully about what you are going to post.

The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook pagve also exposed the case of The [[Lost|Lost]] Cake. The [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel slaves responded furiously with this and struck down with their banning toaster, banning anyone involved with the case from the hotel (although the flooded [[Splash_Landings_Hotel|Splash Landings hotel]] next door will welcoe to it's torrents of dirty water from The River )

You can also play games on Faffbook such as Faffville in which you control your own farm full of faffing animals. It has been known to become addicted to this pixelated 2D games, and peopl have had to fork out loans to buy "credits" in which they can spend in feeding their pixelated animals. The game has been compared to "Tamagotchis".

Faffbook is the next social network website to go defunct and unused following a line of other social networking sites that have failed such as "YourSpace" and "BoBe". You can also link videos from "MeTube" onto your statuses so people who don't care about your lives can watch them and waste several minutes of their lives, especially since you may decide to Rick Roll them.

The Lost Cake

2010-10-16T16:12:50Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Cake.JPG|300px|thumb|right|Last know picture of the cake]]

On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was [[Lost|lost]] in the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help find this [[Lost|lost]] cake.

Reactions to the loss of the cake came in the lines of "Dough!" and "It will all pavlova in the morning".

The finding of this wonderful cake would just be the icing on the whole adventure, and if you should find it, asking pretty please with a cherry on top should ensure that you to get to keep this wonderful confectionary delight.

Some say that the cake is a lie, or that the whole story is "taking the biscuit", but with the loss of the cake, all we can say is that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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News reports state that due to the [[Lost|lost]] cake "lots of people are really upset as a result." The loss of the cake was taken very hard because "a hell of a lot of work went in to it"

[[Gloomy_Wood|Gloomy wood]] and [[Forbidden_Valley|Forbidden Valley]] were the first places to be searched and no crumb of evidence was found. The search has now moved onto the [[Dark_Forest|dark forest]] and a strange chocolate mark has been found on the side of one of Ritas cars. Cake experts are currently being flown in from Mr Kipling to help identify the chocolate smear found on [[Rita|Rita]].

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After the examination from the Mr Kipling reports, experts discovered it was just infact skid marks from somebody who had emptied their excrement on the launch of the ride. The search wound it's way to Corner Coffee where no crumbs of evidence were found. Eye witness reports suggest that at 4:55pm on 16th October 2010, a young boy who's name remains confidential revealed on the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Faffbook page that the hotel were handing out slices of cake for free at the bar. A hotel spokesman had this to say regarding the incidient:

"And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

The Lost Cake

2010-10-16T16:11:07Z

Littlelozy:

[[File:Cake.JPG|300px|thumb|right|Last know picture of the cake]]

On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was [[Lost|lost]] in the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help find this [[Lost|lost]] cake.

Reactions to the loss of the cake came in the lines of "Dough!" and "It will all pavlova in the morning".

The finding of this wonderful cake would just be the icing on the whole adventure, and if you should find it, asking pretty please with a cherry on top should ensure that you to get to keep this wonderful confectionary delight.

Some say that the cake is a lie, or that the whole story is "taking the biscuit", but with the loss of the cake, all we can say is that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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News reports state that due to the [[Lost|lost]] cake "lots of people are really upset as a result." The loss of the cake was taken very hard because "a hell of a lot of work went in to it"

[[Gloomy_Wood|Gloomy wood]] and [[Forbidden_Valley|Forbidden Valley]] were the first places to be searched and no crumb of evidence was found. The search has now moved onto the [[Dark_Forest|dark forest]] and a strange chocolate mark has been found on the side of one of Ritas cars. Cake experts are currently being flown in from Mr Kipling to help identify the chocolate smear found on [[Rita|Rita]].

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After the examination from the Mr Kipling reports, experts discovered it was just infact skid marks from somebody who had emptied their excrement on the launch of the ride. The search wound it's way to Corner Coffee where no crumbs of evidence were found. Eye witness reports suggest that at 4:55pm on 16th October 2010, a young boy who's name remains confidential revealed that the hotel were handing out slices of cake for free at the bar. A hotel spokesman had this to say regarding the incidient:

"And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

The Lost Cake

2010-10-16T13:53:58Z

Littlelozy: Created page with 'On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was lost in the Alton Towers hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help f…'

On the dark stormy night of 15/10/10, a birthday cake was [[Lost|lost]] in the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] hotel. If you would like a "slice" of the action, then you can help find this [[Lost|lost]] cake.

Reactions to the loss of the cake came in the lines of "Dough!" and "It will all pavlova in the morning".

The finding of this wonderful cake would just be the icing on the whole adventure, and if you should find it, asking pretty please with a cherry on top should ensure that you to get to keep this wonderful confectionary delight.

Some say that the cake is a lie, or that the whole story is "taking the biscuit", but with the loss of the cake, all we can say is that's the way the cookie crumbles.