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Deckchair Challenge

2013-02-26T21:40:32Z

Martinjw:

Deckchair Challenge is a game played by TST Members annually during closed season, normally in December. The game originated in 2007 where members originally exited the outdoor swimming pool in Arctic conditions and sat on the Deckchairs on the patio adjacent to the 'Bubbly Wubbly Pool'. The game starts with 2 or more participants and when people decide to 'fold' and leave the game they re-enter the warm jacuzzi and forfeit the game. The winner is the last one standing.

Ever since this game has been played each year with a new victor. However this year due to the lack of Deck Chairs, participants were forced to stand and not allowed to sit.

The Current Record for Deckchair Challenge is 53 minutes. (Set in Dec 2010)

Dark Forest

2013-02-26T21:40:06Z

Martinjw:

The '''Dark Forest''', otherwise known as the [[Intamin|Intamin]] Forest or [[Fail]] Forest, is the latest area addition to [[Alton Towers]] and shaped to the liking of the new [[Roller coaster|roller coaster]] [[Th13teen]].

Originally being Ug-Land, the Dark Forest has not changed very much in terms of theming, basically giving all the buildings including the speedy Queen herself a big splash of Dark, Forest-y paint with the colour scheming of black, brown and green. This automatically makes people believe that the area has actually changed into something meaningful. Same goes for all the games, food outlets and shops, whose prehistoric names have changed into something pleasing enough for the Dark Forest.

=== Rides and Attractions ===

*[[Th13teen]]
*[[Rita]]
*''No really. That's it. It really is the [[Intamin|Intamin]] Forest.''

A Dark and threatening Forest, it is home to many happy and cheerful [[Wraiths]] whom sometimes when bored, come out of their burrows to play with the visitors as well as the occasional Bushmen.

It is being suggested in the blank space to the left of [[Th13teen|Th13teen]]'s queueline a 4D ride/roller-coaster hybrid themed around the exciting life of a Wraith and friends running around [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], getting into sticky situations with the un-helpful [[Where's Waldey?|Morwenda]]. This may be sponsored by Andrex.

=== Other Names ===
*Intamin Land
*Intamin Forest
*Fail Forest

[[Category: Themed Area]]

Come Ride With Me

2013-02-26T21:39:16Z

Martinjw:

To make Come Ride With Me, TST's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!

== Precious Little ==

Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train.

* "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!"

However today, the ride has had to close early.

* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, an tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. The Lord works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But God, in all his almighty wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef and then I'm off to Explorer's restaurant with my sisters. PRAAIISE THE LORD FOR THE UNLIMITED PIZZA PASTA BUFFET!"

== Peter and Judith ==

At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.

* Judith: "We have had the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation."
* Peter: "We were walking up the Oblivion que-"
* Judith: "I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station."
* Peter: "Blood was spirting everywh-"
* Judith "Yes, thank you Peter. Honestly, I can't get a word in edgeways!"
* Peter: "Sorry Judith"
*Judith: "Quite so! Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park"
* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disappointing"

== Simon and Jackie ==

Simon and Jackie Trent are Alton Towers' only married couple ride operators. Four years ago, Simon had an affair, and the couple are heading through a stormy time.

* Jackie: "Call ten single riders please"
* Simon: "Ten single ri-"
* Jackie: "Dispatch Simon!"
* Simon: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"

Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Air Ride Paperwork:

* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover Bay Loading today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he dropped into ''her'' hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on."

(In Operator's Cabin)
* Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"
* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel, stay out of the guests' sight, and clean your mess afterwards. The mops are in there."
* Simon: "Eh?"
* Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"
* Simon: "That was a long time ago!"
* Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."

(Over Air PA)
* Jackie "Welcome to Air.. Place all bags in cage number two and once seated, pull your restraint down to lock into the armrest, to be checked by the Air Team. For those who are unsure of riding please speak to [NAME] who will get down on her knees to help you, just don't leave her alone with your husbands, ladies, because she is nothing more than a tr- NO SIMON I'M GONNA SAY IT! She's a '''SLUTTY SLUT SLUT OF THE RIDES!''" ................ Row 5, Seat 1"
...

* Jackie: "If you want, tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"
* Simon: "... Yeah..."

== Taaj Manzoor ==

Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a ride designer.

"OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, I mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?"

== Ian Foot ==

Ian Foot is head of Alton Tower's devoted security team. Based in the Lost Children Windmill, he is dedicated to keeping troublemakers away from the resort. On his daily patrols around the park, he has found an 'undesirable' in the Berry Bish Bash area.

* Ian: We at the resort have reason to believe you have entered the park without purchasing a ticket or passing through the first entrance.
* Sanjit: That is ridiculous. What evidence do you have to prove me guilty?
* Ian: I don't have to justify our concerns to you, 'Sanjit', if that is indeed your name. I would also like to point out you were caught out using weapons in that attraction area.
* Sanjit: Don't be stupid. The Berry Bish Bash is all about firing balls at each other. It's a simple game.
* Ian: So you ''do'' admit it?
* Sanjit: I would like to see somebody higher up. You have no reason to accuse me.
* Ian: I'd like to see your ticket.
* Sanjit: Here (throws ticket across desk)
* Ian: (reading aloud) ADMITS ONE. ALTON TOWERS RESORT. FULLY... PAID... Right. Ok. What I am going to do on this occasion is let you off with a warning. But I want you to...
* Sanjit: I am going to complain about this. You'll see. I will have you fired.
8 Ian: At the end of the day, I have a duty to do. And if 'Sanjit' , was an undesirable, I'd never forgive myslef. See?

Coathanger Coaster

2013-02-26T21:38:39Z

Martinjw:

== Location ==
Based in Rotherham town centre, the coaster is located within Clifton Park

== History ==
In a wild attempt to draw some visitors to the local park the council granted a local business man the planning permission to build a rollercoaster.
However funds were tight, so he rallied around the local shops to see what he could source. Sadly the only shops left in Rotherham are charity shops so he was donated thousands of coathangers and vhs video tapes.

Using lots of blue-tac and sellotape he managed to create the structure for a coaster. The vhs tape was tied into small balls and utilised as a lift hill mechanism and the plastic tops were used for the breaks.

== Operation ==
Rarely

== Experience ==
Guests climb up the very stable stairs ''please use the handrail with caution, it moves separately to the rest of the station''. You may then enter past the wooden 'ENTEH' gate and take your seat upon the magnificent chariot. The train resembles a log, no-one knows why, apart from the front train which has a big metal section, no-one knows why. Perhaps its a bird cage.

As the train is dispatched it may roll backwards slightly (''This is NOT a launch, just a sign of a fat individual at the back)''. Then it will begin its 6 foot ascent to the top of the lift hill, where it will then drop about 6 inch and enter a corner and attempt to go over the station. ''see Fails''
After s-l-o-w-l-y crossing the roof of the station, and enjoying the host interaction via the holes in the station roof, you enter down the '''Corner of Destruction''' a small helix, which will jar your bones unless you are boneless.
The train then re-enters the station, sometimes taking a second lap if the brakes dont work.

== Fails ==
After the first drop the train frequently fails to make it to cross the station, which results in it rolling back and stalling in the space between the lift hill and station. Frequently.
In the event of this fail the operator will begin to evacuate the train, using the most modern evacuation technique '''The ladder of DOOM'''.
The '''Ladder of Doom''' is propped against the train and each guest climbs out one by one, caution must be taken as when a guest departs the train the weight moves often causing the train to move backwards or forwards. (This is 100% true!).

'''Famous Operators'''
There is a a famous operator who is a member of TST.

[[File:Coathanger.jpg]]

Closed Season

2013-02-26T21:37:49Z

Martinjw:

[[File:Closed_entrance_sign.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Every enthusiasts worst nightmare. The [[closed]] sign.]]
The 'closed season' is the veritable period which usually, in the United Kingdom, begins around the beginning of November, and ceases around Easter, when most theme parks re-open for business.

== Origins ==

Many people have debated for years as to why UK theme parks insist upon closing their brass iron gates for upto 6 months of the year, but nobody has ever come close to the truth. Many falsely believe that it is because theme park revenues are too low to continue operating profitably in the winter period, and some die hard fans even believe it is so that theme parks can actually use the time to carry out maintenance and repair work on rides. Some manufacturers, like [[Intamin|Intaminge]], even try to blame it on the fact that their coasters can not operate in the antartic conditions of the UK winters. We say this is all rubbish, and far too much like practical thinking.

Those who actively practise the religion of [[Wardmas|Wardleyism]] (and pretty much everyone else who has ''any'' common sense) know and proclaim forth that [[God]] himself created the closed season, punishing them for their twisted 'coaster sins over the previous 6 months, but then often kindly rewarding them in the new open season with the birth of a new <s>hand crafted</s> <s>[[B and M|B & M]]</s> Wardley machine.

== Symptoms ==

Unfortunately, this period of closure has a negative effect on enthusiasts of said theme parks. The symptoms first manifest as those similar to [[Theme Park Withdrawal]], and are often misdiagnosed as so in the early stages.

However, it soon becomes apparent that more severe withdrawal symptoms take hold, including vomiting, diarrhoea and a Class A drug style addiction to the discussion forums, leading to ''CSF'', or ''Closed Season Fever'', a highly contagious virus that spreads from enthusiast to enthusiast, usually by the wonders of the Internet.

== Treatments ==

With 96.983241262519% of enthusiasts being <s>stupid</s> <s>rich</s> fortunate enough to own a [[Merlin Entertainments Ltd|Merlin Annual Pass]], a large proportion of said enthusiasts can counter-act the symptoms by resorting to attending a portfolio of (usually avoided) Merlin <s>shoddy</s> midway attractions to get a 'Merlin fix', such as The Merlin Entertainments SeaLife Centres nationwide, The Merlin Entertainments Legoland Discovery Centre, The Merlin Entertainments [[Warwick Castle]], The Merlin Entertainments Madame Tussauds, Various The Merlin Entertainments Dungeons, and of course not forgetting The Merlin Entertainments Ridiculously Long Named London Eye.

Often, many enthusiasts will conduct expensive pilgrimages to other European theme parks, such as [[Disney|Di$n£yland Resort]], France or [[Europa Park|Mack Land (''aka Europa Park'')]] and Phannyland in Germany. These theme parks unfortunately do not recognise or even know of the cult of [[Wardmas|Wardleyism]], and thus do not respect the divine request from his Lordship to cease operations over the winter period.

If all else fails, and as a last resort, enthusiasts often find themselves huddling for warmth and comfort at their nearest cinema, bowling alley or Nando's restaurant in a last ditch attempt to prevent the onset of CSF and ultimately insanity.

== Closed Season Clichés ==

It is also quite possible to diagnose ''Closed Season Fever'' by looking at the TowersStreet discussion forums, and taking note of the topics and discussions that are created.

Such closed season fevers also bring about closed season clichés, and the symptoms include topics about:

* Rubbish bins - and the lack of them
* The [[Air]] tunnel - and lack of theming
* Queue line boards - and the lack of working
* The [[Nemesis]] puddle - and its lack of disappearance
* Toilets - and their lack of magic in general
* Hand Dryers - and their lack of warmth
* Taps - and their lack of the ability to turn off/on/be warm

If you spot these topics upon the midst of other random discussion on the forum, it is safe to say that ''Closed Season Fever'' has indeed set in, and now would be a good time to evacuate the premises before it continues to spread to yourself.

'''RUN!'''

== See also ==
* [[Theme Park Withdrawal]] - The enthusiast's most belligerent disease during the dreaded closed season.

Canned Laughter

2013-02-26T21:28:11Z

Martinjw:

Canned Laughter is the key ingredient to any sitcom which cannot afford a live audience, or comedic value and thus is bought on a regular basis from all television and film industry supermarkets. This tin is meant to be the official 'dumb audience' mascot, for it is known that not even the General Public can tell when they are supposed to laugh.

Sometimes, [[TST Chat]] is supplied with canned laughter to express to the above member that they have just made a joke which isn't funny whatsoever and consequently ends in a Kick or a humiliation conga by other members, who can make an even better joke. At times canned laughter is even in stock in the Forums, typically whenever humourless [[noobs]] create posts and [[Fail|fail]] miserably to say anything worthwhile.

Canned Laughter is currently situated in the SFX aisle of any TV/Film shop, next to the Canned Laughter - Sarcasm, Canned Boos and Canned Wolf Whistles.

Brain Bleach

2013-02-26T21:26:13Z

Martinjw:

After you've been on TowersStreet Talk, you're going to need this.

[[File:Brainbleachtb7.jpg]]

Especially in the Tavern.

Bourbon Biscuits

2013-02-26T21:25:30Z

Martinjw:

When TST Members used to be on the customer council, at meetings there would always be biscuits on offer and James Paulding would '''ALWAYS''' have the bourbons.
[[Category: Meet Memes]]

Blithering Lodge

2013-02-26T21:22:36Z

Martinjw:

Blithering Lodge is a <s>real</s> independently owned Theme Park founded by Lord Blithering Ffool in 1984. The parks location is unknown and only one member of TowersStreet has been able to find it. He has been the sole provider of updates. Some say he may be Lord Blithering Ffool in disguise.

== 1984-1984 ==

Blithering Lodge has had two incarnations. The first existed between 1984 and 2001.
[http://forum.towerstimes.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=23314]

1984: House and gardens, rowing boat hire.

1986: Waveswinger , Pirate Ship, Roundup, Swan Boats.

1987: Woodland Stream (Log Flume), Thunderbobs, Screwball (Vekoma Corkscrew)

1988: Teacups, F1 Racers (portable kiddy cars)

1989: Barn Bob (Zierer 4 Man Bob), Twiglet (Pinfari Circus Clown), Enterprise, Flying Carpet.

1990: Tree Glider (Mini Suspended coaster), Mini Cars, Cable Cars.

1991: X[peri]Mental (Arrow Pipeline)

1992: Gravitron, Vekoma Wakiki Wave.

1993: Double Dive Bomber.

1994: Loco Lumber (Mack Powered Coaster), Removed Pirate Ship.

1995: Tubogen Run

1996: Octopuss, Merry-Go-Round, Mini Helicopters. Remove: Thunderbobs and F1 Racers. Move Barn Bob to new family area.

1997: Wormdo (Schwarzkopf family coaster), Kiddy Dino Ride.

1998: Phobophobia (CCI Woodie), Topscan.

1999: KMG Afterburner.

2000: Vulture (Vekoma Flying Dutchman), Move-It 32. Remove Enterprise.

2001: work starts on Mack Haunted House, but the park is hit by a meteorite before it is finnished.

== 1984-2007 ==

Somehow the meteorite rewound time and not long after (or is that 25 years before) Blithering Lodge returned.
[http://forum.towerstimes.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=23314&start=30]

1984: House and gardens, rowing boat hire.

1985: Looping Star, Twist, Enterprise, Rotor

1986: Fearsome Falls (double-drop Log Flume), removal of rowing boats

1987: Merry-Go-Round, Teacups, and Lil' Bullet

1988: Twizzler, Whacky Wheel, Lake Ferry, Cinerama, food court, Uberang (Vekoma Boomerang)

1989: Filbert's Fun factory, Shipshape

1991: Ectoplasm Express (Mack powered coaster), Gallows, House on the Hill (Autumn opening)

1993: The Quest (Arrow sit down, late Summer)

1994: Looping Star re-paint

1995: Smuggle Rock, Fish Hook (Uberang re-name), Mooncusser (Vekoma SLC)

1997: Toboggan run

1998: Trebuchet, The Inquisitor (CCI Woodie)

2001: Baodie (B&M quadruple Dive Machine)

2002: Claw Of Death

2004: SpinMeister (Maurer Söhne Spinner)

2005: Toboggan run re-paint, Frog Hopper

2007: Treehouse, Mad Elm Disease, Skitzo Squirrel (Eurofighter)

== Fan site ==

Lodge Loonies Forum (LLF) lodgeloonies.co.uk

Billy

2013-02-26T21:21:09Z

Martinjw:

'Billy' is a developed verbal-to-physical meme on TST.

This comes from two particular members who came across a pigeon walking about, being annoying as they usually are. Member no.1 coaxed the pigeon to come near him saying in a creepy voice "Heeeere Billy Billy Billy" and Member no.2 proceeded to do the same, this ranges between 'WTF' and 'zOMG hilarity!' currently.

Not long after, Member no.2 took it a little too far and proceeded to do what is now known as the 'Billy Billy Billy Billy EXERCISE'. See below.

Billy Billy Billy Billy EXERCISE:

'''1'''. Place your arms a little higher than your body.

'''2'''. Space out your legs and feet.

'''3'''. Make your arms go backwards and forwards at a formidable pace.

'''4'''. Hop forwards a couple of times.

'''5'''. Try the above two together.

BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY.

[[Category: Meet Memes]]

Bees

2013-02-26T21:19:47Z

Martinjw:

'''Bees''' are TST's favourite insects. Nobody on TST wants to harm any bees. Many people on TST have posted about the tender loving care they give to bee nests in their garden. Bees.

[[File:BillBee.jpg]]

'''BEES!'''

B and M

2013-02-26T21:17:56Z

Martinjw: /* Notable Projects */

The B&M page keeps breaking due to '&' sign. This page has been created as a workaround.

B&M (also known as Bolliger & Mabillard) are a [[roller coaster]] manufacturer based in <s>a</s> Switzerland <s>secret research facility</s>.
B&M are widely regarded as the <s>best</s> most expensive roller coaster manufacturer, they are particularly loved by [[Alton Towers]] fans due to their work with [[God]] and the 3 B&Ms that reside in Alton Towers (Nemesis, Oblivion and Air). This is shown by two of their B&Ms sitting in [[Forbidden Valley]], Towers' fetish area for ride manufacturers.
It is a fact that every proper theme park enthusiast loves B&M, they are widely regarded as the top manufacturer.

== History ==

B&M were founded by Walter Bolliger and Claude Mabillard in 1988 after Walter and Claude left Giovanola, a subcontractor for [[Intamin]].

Boilliger and Mabillard developed the stand-up rollercoaster for Giovanola before they left the company, before eventually building their own B&M Stand-up rollercoaster in 1990.

B&M first made a name for themselves when they built the multi-inversion inverted rollercoaster aka Batman in the early 1990s. Their next unique rollercoaster which they designed (with a little help from God) was Nemesis at Alton Towers.

== Notable Projects ==

With sitting, standing and inverting rollercoasters in their portfolio B&Ms next major design was built in 1998. The Dive Machine was created, the first rollercoaster to feature a vertical drop (Oblivion's drop is only 87 degrees, but we'll ignore that...)

Dive Machines feature 6-, 8- or 10-across seating with cars holding 16, 18, 24 or 30 people. Oblivion once again pushed the boundaries of rollercoaster design, B&M now are becoming the world's best roller coaster manufacturer.

The following year, a floorless rollercoaster was designed (Medusa/Bizarro at Six Flags Great Adventure). And then another year later the Mega Coaster was added to the portfolio before their next rollercoaster at Alton Towers opened in 2002.

Air at Alton Towers was advertised as the world's first flying rollercoaster ([[Vekoma]] and SkyTrack at Granada Studios may argue with this statement though). Air was plagued with problems, and still is today, breakdowns often occur and due to the nature of the ride there is a lot of [[Faff]].

== Future ==

The Wing-Rider and eventually a rumoured 4D coaster are the next new concepts being designed and built by B&M, this is their first major innovation since Air in 2002. Many believed that B&M had started to become stagnant without any major change in their ride portfolio for a number of years.

The first Wing-Rider rollercoaster was built by Intamin (Furious Baco in Port Adventura, Spain) but that model is known for its rough ride, something that B&M will be determined to iron out of their train design. The B&M Wing-Rider will be called X-Raptor and it is currently under construction in Gardaland.

It was rumoured that in 2012 B&M will be added 4D functionality to the Wing-Rider train, [[Thorpe Park]] are expected to get this model of coaster. Currently, [[S and S|S&S Worldwide]] are the only company to build 4D coasters (after they acquired the designs after [[Arrow|Arrow Dynamics]] filed for bankruptcy), but this is another coaster model that is plagued with issues. It is still unknown if B&M can overcome the models shortcomings to catapult themselves firmly back into the number 1 manufacturer slot.

== Characteristics of B&Ms ==

B&M are known for created world-class, top-quality rollercoasters. John Wardley aka God once asked Walter Bolliger: "What if the coaster stalls? How will we get the trains back to the station?". Bolliger replied: "Our coasters never stall. They always work perfectly the first time."

One feature of B&Ms is their box style track. Due to the design of the track, many B&Ms product the B&M roar (most noticeable in Nemesis at Alton Towers, and The Incredible Hulk at Islands of Adventure). The B&M roar on Nemesis is much louder due to the pit that Nemesis is built in, on a cold and wet evening in Scarefest the Nemesis roar is also deafening. Some parks decide to fill their track with a sand/silicon material to reduce the roar from the track.

B&M are known for their smooth layouts and comfortable trains.

==Notable Rides==

*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]]
*[[Air|Air]]
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]]
*[[Nemesis Inferno]]
*[[Black_Mamba|Black Mamba]]
*Dragon Khan
*Silver Star
*[[Manta|Manta]]

[[Category: Manufacturer]]

B and M

2013-02-26T21:17:44Z

Martinjw: /* Future */

The B&M page keeps breaking due to '&' sign. This page has been created as a workaround.

B&M (also known as Bolliger & Mabillard) are a [[roller coaster]] manufacturer based in <s>a</s> Switzerland <s>secret research facility</s>.
B&M are widely regarded as the <s>best</s> most expensive roller coaster manufacturer, they are particularly loved by [[Alton Towers]] fans due to their work with [[God]] and the 3 B&Ms that reside in Alton Towers (Nemesis, Oblivion and Air). This is shown by two of their B&Ms sitting in [[Forbidden Valley]], Towers' fetish area for ride manufacturers.
It is a fact that every proper theme park enthusiast loves B&M, they are widely regarded as the top manufacturer.

== History ==

B&M were founded by Walter Bolliger and Claude Mabillard in 1988 after Walter and Claude left Giovanola, a subcontractor for [[Intamin]].

Boilliger and Mabillard developed the stand-up rollercoaster for Giovanola before they left the company, before eventually building their own B&M Stand-up rollercoaster in 1990.

B&M first made a name for themselves when they built the multi-inversion inverted rollercoaster aka Batman in the early 1990s. Their next unique rollercoaster which they designed (with a little help from God) was Nemesis at Alton Towers.

== Notable Projects ==

With sitting, standing and inverting rollercoasters in their portfolio B&Ms next major design was built in 1998. The Dive Machine was created, the first rollercoaster to feature a vertical drop (Oblivion's drop is only 87 degrees, but we'll ignore that...)

Dive Machines feature 6-, 8- or 10-across seating with cars holding 16, 18, 24 or 30 people. Oblivion once again pushed the boundaries of rollercoaster design, B&M now are becoming the world's best roller coaster manufacturer.

The following year, a floorless rollercoaster was designed (Medusa/Bizarro at Six Flags Great Adventure). And then another year later the Mega Coaster was added to the portfolio before their next rollercoaster at Alton Towers opened in 2002.

Air at Alton Towers was advertised as the world's first flying rollercoaster (I think [[Vekoma]] and SkyTrack at Granada Studios may argue with this statement though). Air was plagued with problems, and still is today, breakdowns often occur and due to the nature of the ride there is a lot of [[Faff]].

== Future ==

The Wing-Rider and eventually a rumoured 4D coaster are the next new concepts being designed and built by B&M, this is their first major innovation since Air in 2002. Many believed that B&M had started to become stagnant without any major change in their ride portfolio for a number of years.

The first Wing-Rider rollercoaster was built by Intamin (Furious Baco in Port Adventura, Spain) but that model is known for its rough ride, something that B&M will be determined to iron out of their train design. The B&M Wing-Rider will be called X-Raptor and it is currently under construction in Gardaland.

It was rumoured that in 2012 B&M will be added 4D functionality to the Wing-Rider train, [[Thorpe Park]] are expected to get this model of coaster. Currently, [[S and S|S&S Worldwide]] are the only company to build 4D coasters (after they acquired the designs after [[Arrow|Arrow Dynamics]] filed for bankruptcy), but this is another coaster model that is plagued with issues. It is still unknown if B&M can overcome the models shortcomings to catapult themselves firmly back into the number 1 manufacturer slot.

== Characteristics of B&Ms ==

B&M are known for created world-class, top-quality rollercoasters. John Wardley aka God once asked Walter Bolliger: "What if the coaster stalls? How will we get the trains back to the station?". Bolliger replied: "Our coasters never stall. They always work perfectly the first time."

One feature of B&Ms is their box style track. Due to the design of the track, many B&Ms product the B&M roar (most noticeable in Nemesis at Alton Towers, and The Incredible Hulk at Islands of Adventure). The B&M roar on Nemesis is much louder due to the pit that Nemesis is built in, on a cold and wet evening in Scarefest the Nemesis roar is also deafening. Some parks decide to fill their track with a sand/silicon material to reduce the roar from the track.

B&M are known for their smooth layouts and comfortable trains.

==Notable Rides==

*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]]
*[[Air|Air]]
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]]
*[[Nemesis Inferno]]
*[[Black_Mamba|Black Mamba]]
*Dragon Khan
*Silver Star
*[[Manta|Manta]]

[[Category: Manufacturer]]

B and M

2013-02-26T21:17:19Z

Martinjw: /* Notable Projects */

The B&M page keeps breaking due to '&' sign. This page has been created as a workaround.

B&M (also known as Bolliger & Mabillard) are a [[roller coaster]] manufacturer based in <s>a</s> Switzerland <s>secret research facility</s>.
B&M are widely regarded as the <s>best</s> most expensive roller coaster manufacturer, they are particularly loved by [[Alton Towers]] fans due to their work with [[God]] and the 3 B&Ms that reside in Alton Towers (Nemesis, Oblivion and Air). This is shown by two of their B&Ms sitting in [[Forbidden Valley]], Towers' fetish area for ride manufacturers.
It is a fact that every proper theme park enthusiast loves B&M, they are widely regarded as the top manufacturer.

== History ==

B&M were founded by Walter Bolliger and Claude Mabillard in 1988 after Walter and Claude left Giovanola, a subcontractor for [[Intamin]].

Boilliger and Mabillard developed the stand-up rollercoaster for Giovanola before they left the company, before eventually building their own B&M Stand-up rollercoaster in 1990.

B&M first made a name for themselves when they built the multi-inversion inverted rollercoaster aka Batman in the early 1990s. Their next unique rollercoaster which they designed (with a little help from God) was Nemesis at Alton Towers.

== Notable Projects ==

With sitting, standing and inverting rollercoasters in their portfolio B&Ms next major design was built in 1998. The Dive Machine was created, the first rollercoaster to feature a vertical drop (Oblivion's drop is only 87 degrees, but we'll ignore that...)

Dive Machines feature 6-, 8- or 10-across seating with cars holding 16, 18, 24 or 30 people. Oblivion once again pushed the boundaries of rollercoaster design, B&M now are becoming the world's best roller coaster manufacturer.

The following year, a floorless rollercoaster was designed (Medusa/Bizarro at Six Flags Great Adventure). And then another year later the Mega Coaster was added to the portfolio before their next rollercoaster at Alton Towers opened in 2002.

Air at Alton Towers was advertised as the world's first flying rollercoaster (I think [[Vekoma]] and SkyTrack at Granada Studios may argue with this statement though). Air was plagued with problems, and still is today, breakdowns often occur and due to the nature of the ride there is a lot of [[Faff]].

== Future ==

The Wing-Rider and eventually a rumoured 4D coaster are the next new concepts being designed and built by B&M, this is their first major innovation since Air in 2002. Many believed that B&M had started to become stagnant without any major change in their ride portfolio for a number of years.

The first Wing-Rider rollercoaster was built by Intamin (Furious Baco in Port Adventura, Spain) but that model is known for its rough ride, something that B&M will be determined to iron out of their train design. The B&M Wing-Rider will be called X-Raptor and it is currently under construction in Gardaland.

It is rumoured that in 2012 B&M will be added 4D functionality to the Wing-Rider train, [[Thorpe Park]] are expected to get this model of coaster. Currently, [[S and S|S&S Worldwide]] are the only company to build 4D coasters (after they acquired the designs after [[Arrow|Arrow Dynamics]] filed for bankruptcy), but this is another coaster model that is plagued with issues. It is still unknown if B&M can overcome the models shortcomings to catapult themselves firmly back into the number 1 manufacturer slot.

== Characteristics of B&Ms ==

B&M are known for created world-class, top-quality rollercoasters. John Wardley aka God once asked Walter Bolliger: "What if the coaster stalls? How will we get the trains back to the station?". Bolliger replied: "Our coasters never stall. They always work perfectly the first time."

One feature of B&Ms is their box style track. Due to the design of the track, many B&Ms product the B&M roar (most noticeable in Nemesis at Alton Towers, and The Incredible Hulk at Islands of Adventure). The B&M roar on Nemesis is much louder due to the pit that Nemesis is built in, on a cold and wet evening in Scarefest the Nemesis roar is also deafening. Some parks decide to fill their track with a sand/silicon material to reduce the roar from the track.

B&M are known for their smooth layouts and comfortable trains.

==Notable Rides==

*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]]
*[[Air|Air]]
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]]
*[[Nemesis Inferno]]
*[[Black_Mamba|Black Mamba]]
*Dragon Khan
*Silver Star
*[[Manta|Manta]]

[[Category: Manufacturer]]

TowersStreet Wiki:Cleanup Project

2013-02-26T20:48:04Z

Martinjw: /* Members */

The [[TowersStreet Wiki]] has its firm roots in the contributions made to the former [http://wiki.towerstimes.co.uk/ TowersTimes Wiki]. Since the wiki was created here, there has been little involvement from the community and the wiki has fallen into a state of disrepair.

You can join the project by [http://www.towersstreet.com/wiki/index.php?title=TowersStreet_Wiki:Cleanup_Project&action=edit&section=1 adding your name to the list].

== Members ==

* {{user|Jordan}}
* {{user|Rowe}}
* {{user|Jonathan}}

== Things you can help out with ==

* Add <code>[[Template:Delete|<nowiki>{{delete}}</nowiki>]]</code> tags to pages which don't fit the wiki anymore.
* Help categorise pages which [[Special:UncategorizedPages|don't have a category]].
* Link to some of the [[Special:LonelyPages|orphaned pages]] from appropriate parts of the rest of the wiki.
* Update many of the [http://www.towersstreet.com/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=TTF&fulltext=Search references to TTF] or [http://www.towersstreet.com/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=TowersTimes&fulltext=Search TowersTimes] across the wiki.

== To-do list ==

* <s>Add a template for pages which require deletion</s> - [[Template:Delete|Done]]
* Add a template for pages which need cleaning up

[[Category:TowersStreet Wiki]]

Shoutbox

2013-02-26T16:19:34Z

Martinjw: /* Mildly Humorous Quotations */

[[File:Shoutingbox.png|350px|left|thumb|The Basic ShoutBox]] The '''ShoutBox''' (also known as the '''ShoutingBox''', the '''WhingeBox''' or '''The Gutter of TST''') is essentially a watered down version of [[TST Chat]] located at the bottom of the index page. Although it may be smaller, the ShoutBox retains most of the spam and <s>s</s>laughter that can be found in Chat.

It takes the member around six months after their date of registration to realise that the ShoutBox exists. After discovering it, many [[noobs]] mistake the box for a place of sensible discussion, usually about [[Football|football]]. This is, as they will quickly learn, not the case. And on a very regular, annoying basis conversations are made within the ShoutBox that end up being incredibly specific between the people talking, thus kicking out anybody else from the ShoutBox.

Typically a Mod/Admin will come along and kick the posts out, leaving many a irate members who should really invest in using '''MSN''' or '''AIM''', whatever the last one is.

=== Mildly Humorous Quotations ===

* DiogoJ42 » Hmmm... "Brain-Munching Space Worms" sounds like a good name for a band.
* Sat 17:01 MegaJib » There are more important things in existence than [[Football|football]].
* Mon 13:31 UnleashedLlama » Some thing in life will always remain a mystery to me: how travelling at near the speed of light would cause time travel; how to find lasting peace in the Middle East and how anyone can enjoy watching golf.
* Mon 21:25 <nowiki>Air Dan</nowiki> » "I want Joelio, I want him now" - Amanda
* Thu 18:11 electricBlll » Oh, yeah... Shoot me, Dan... Shoot me with your blaster... yeah... but... only when... the safety bar has... ...lowered...
* Fri 23:34 Islander » Lol, you're always so quick to visibly distance yourself from even the slightest sign of trouble, almost as if the other mods will sense blood and attack their own species ''@ Chris''
* Tue 17:32 towersworker123 » <nowiki>Air</nowiki> Dan, you know the funny thing is.. I manual stimulation over rollercoastersss...
* Tue 20:36 electricBlll » I am printing out a Morwonga mask to compliment my [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] one, ready for the JWS music video! Emphasised pelvic thrusting outside [[Nemesis|Nemesis]] here I come!
* Sun 18:33 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Nemesis|Nemesis]]... the limitations mean you have to be more creative
* Sun 18:41 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Air|Air]]... nothing is gonna happen until you assume the position
* Sun 18:38 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Oblivion|Oblivion]]... if it fails before you enter the deep hole then you're doing it wrong
* Wed 14:11 RajibSarahaji » Procrastination:The Ride is at Alton Towers? I do not think I know. Where can I ride this?
* Mon 12:27 D4n » I find some dogs very attractive, and wish to make love to a labroudor.
* Sat 14:38 ATJoseph » Really? Good now im okay no one will stalk me on TTF exeppt Diogioj42 he stalks everyone!! He He
* Blaze [10:39 pm]: Saying what I did before, I'm now half tempted to go to out in Liverpool in drag next time I have a night out.
* Josh [01:10 am]: Ellie, get off the shout box and get into my bed....
* Ellie [01:18 am]: No he isn't, unless he wants a blood red cock. /Disgusting
* Blaze [06:02 pm]: Why do we even have teachers anyway? What is this lefty 'education' crap? Time wasted that could be spent down t'pit.
* [12:20 am]: Poison Tom 96 bludgeons TheMan with a small baby
* Longy [04:10 pm]: Still can't fox my rideocunt... (NOTE: Longy was referring to Ridecount)

=== Crowning Moment Of Awesome Quotations ===

* Sun 17:48 Chris » To Everyone: I have just got an email from Roland [[Mack]]. "[[TT|TT]], Even though I’m far away, I am thinking about you. I can’t wait to see you again. Love Roland."

''This quotation is currently under debate, due to an Admin sending it to the team and it being possibly false. Still, it's awesome!''

=== ShoutBox Gallery (Sponsered by Fools U Know) ===

[[File:Gloomydrunk.jpg|700px|left|thumb|The best example of abuse towards the ShoutBox]]
[[File:LOLohdear.png|700px|left|thumb|No need for a explanation here]]
[[File:ShoutboxFAIL.jpg|700px|left|thumb|There are two fails in this photo. Can you spot them?]]

[[Category: Shoutbox Randomness]]

Shoutbox

2013-01-26T01:11:53Z

Martinjw:

[[File:Shoutingbox.png|350px|left|thumb|The Basic ShoutBox]] The '''ShoutBox''' (also known as the '''ShoutingBox''', the '''WhingeBox''' or '''The Gutter of TTF''') is essentially a watered down version of [[TTF Chat]] located at the bottom of the index page. Although it may be smaller, the ShoutBox retains most of the spam and <s>s</s>laughter that can be found in Chat.

It takes the member around six months after their date of registration to realise that the ShoutBox exists. After discovering it, many [[noobs]] mistake the box for a place of sensible discussion, usually about [[Football|football]]. This is, as they will quickly learn, not the case. And on a very regular, annoying basis conversations are made within the ShoutBox that end up being incredibly specific between the people talking, thus kicking out anybody else from the ShoutBox.

Typically a Mod/Admin will come along and kick the posts out, leaving many a irate members who should really invest in using '''MSN''' or '''AIM''', whatever the last one is.

=== Mildly Humorous Quotations ===

* DiogoJ42 » Hmmm... "Brain-Munching Space Worms" sounds like a good name for a band.
* Sat 17:01 MegaJib » There are more important things in existence than [[Football|football]].
* Mon 13:31 UnleashedLlama » Some thing in life will always remain a mystery to me: how travelling at near the speed of light would cause time travel; how to find lasting peace in the Middle East and how anyone can enjoy watching golf.
* Mon 21:25 <nowiki>Air Dan</nowiki> » "I want Joelio, I want him now" - Amanda
* Thu 18:11 electricBlll » Oh, yeah... Shoot me, Dan... Shoot me with your blaster... yeah... but... only when... the safety bar has... ...lowered...
* Fri 23:34 Islander » Lol, you're always so quick to visibly distance yourself from even the slightest sign of trouble, almost as if the other mods will sense blood and attack their own species ''@ Chris''
* Tue 17:32 towersworker123 » <nowiki>Air</nowiki> Dan, you know the funny thing is.. I manual stimulation over rollercoastersss...
* Tue 20:36 electricBlll » I am printing out a Morwonga mask to compliment my [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] one, ready for the JWS music video! Emphasised pelvic thrusting outside [[Nemesis|Nemesis]] here I come!
* Sun 18:33 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Nemesis|Nemesis]]... the limitations mean you have to be more creative
* Sun 18:41 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Air|Air]]... nothing is gonna happen until you assume the position
* Sun 18:38 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Oblivion|Oblivion]]... if it fails before you enter the deep hole then you're doing it wrong
* Wed 14:11 RajibSarahaji » Procrastination:The Ride is at Alton Towers? I do not think I know. Where can I ride this?
* Mon 12:27 D4n » I find some dogs very attractive, and wish to make love to a labroudor.
* Sat 14:38 ATJoseph » Really? Good now im okay no one will stalk me on TTF exeppt Diogioj42 he stalks everyone!! He He
* Blaze [10:39 pm]: Saying what I did before, I'm now half tempted to go to out in Liverpool in drag next time I have a night out.
* Josh [01:10 am]: Ellie, get off the shout box and get into my bed....

=== Crowning Moment Of Awesome Quotations ===

* Sun 17:48 Chris » To Everyone: I have just got an email from Roland [[Mack]]. "[[TT|TT]], Even though I’m far away, I am thinking about you. I can’t wait to see you again. Love Roland."

''This quotation is currently under debate, due to an Admin sending it to the team and it being possibly false. Still, it's awesome!''

=== ShoutBox Gallery (Sponsered by Fools U Know) ===

[[File:Gloomydrunk.jpg|700px|left|thumb|The best example of abuse towards the ShoutBox]]
[[File:LOLohdear.png|700px|left|thumb|No need for a explanation here]]
[[File:ShoutboxFAIL.jpg|700px|left|thumb|There are two fails in this photo. Can you spot them?]]

[[Category: Shoutbox Randomness]]

Shoutbox

2013-01-14T22:41:37Z

Martinjw: /* Mildly Humorous Quotations */

[[File:Shoutingbox.png|350px|left|thumb|The Basic ShoutBox]] The '''ShoutBox''' (also known as the '''ShoutingBox''', the '''WhingeBox''' or '''The Gutter of TTF''') is essentially a watered down version of [[TTF Chat]] located at the bottom of the index page. Although it may be smaller, the ShoutBox retains most of the spam and <s>s</s>laughter that can be found in Chat.

It takes the member around six months after their date of registration to realise that the ShoutBox exists. After discovering it, many [[noobs]] mistake the box for a place of sensible discussion, usually about [[Football|football]]. This is, as they will quickly learn, not the case. And on a very regular, annoying basis conversations are made within the ShoutBox that end up being incredibly specific between the people talking, thus kicking out anybody else from the ShoutBox.

Typically a Mod/Admin will come along and kick the posts out, leaving many a irate members who should really invest in using '''MSN''' or '''AIM''', whatever the last one is.

=== Mildly Humorous Quotations ===

* DiogoJ42 » Hmmm... "Brain-Munching Space Worms" sounds like a good name for a band.
* Sat 17:01 MegaJib » There are more important things in existence than [[Football|football]].
* Mon 13:31 UnleashedLlama » Some thing in life will always remain a mystery to me: how travelling at near the speed of light would cause time travel; how to find lasting peace in the Middle East and how anyone can enjoy watching golf.
* Mon 21:25 <nowiki>Air Dan</nowiki> » "I want Joelio, I want him now" - Amanda
* Thu 18:11 electricBlll » Oh, yeah... Shoot me, Dan... Shoot me with your blaster... yeah... but... only when... the safety bar has... ...lowered...
* Fri 23:34 Islander » Lol, you're always so quick to visibly distance yourself from even the slightest sign of trouble, almost as if the other mods will sense blood and attack their own species ''@ Chris''
* Tue 17:32 towersworker123 » <nowiki>Air</nowiki> Dan, you know the funny thing is.. I manual stimulation over rollercoastersss...
* Tue 20:36 electricBlll » I am printing out a Morwonga mask to compliment my [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] one, ready for the JWS music video! Emphasised pelvic thrusting outside [[Nemesis|Nemesis]] here I come!
* Sun 18:33 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Nemesis|Nemesis]]... the limitations mean you have to be more creative
* Sun 18:41 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Air|Air]]... nothing is gonna happen until you assume the position
* Sun 18:38 Sam » [[Gay|Gay]] sex is like [[Oblivion|Oblivion]]... if it fails before you enter the deep hole then you're doing it wrong
* Wed 14:11 RajibSarahaji » Procrastination:The Ride is at Alton Towers? I do not think I know. Where can I ride this?
* Mon 12:27 D4n » I find some dogs very attractive, and wish to make love to a labroudor.
* Sat 14:38 ATJoseph » Really? Good now im okay no one will stalk me on TTF exeppt Diogioj42 he stalks everyone!! He He
* Blaze [10:39 pm]: Saying what I did before, I'm now half tempted to go to out in Liverpool in drag next time I have a night out.

=== Crowning Moment Of Awesome Quotations ===

* Sun 17:48 Chris » To Everyone: I have just got an email from Roland [[Mack]]. "[[TT|TT]], Even though I’m far away, I am thinking about you. I can’t wait to see you again. Love Roland."

''This quotation is currently under debate, due to an Admin sending it to the team and it being possibly false. Still, it's awesome!''

=== ShoutBox Gallery (Sponsered by Fools U Know) ===

[[File:Gloomydrunk.jpg|700px|left|thumb|The best example of abuse towards the ShoutBox]]
[[File:LOLohdear.png|700px|left|thumb|No need for a explanation here]]
[[File:ShoutboxFAIL.jpg|700px|left|thumb|There are two fails in this photo. Can you spot them?]]

[[Category: Shoutbox Randomness]]

TST Skype

2012-12-22T00:33:23Z

Martinjw:

Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TSTersfrom all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TST Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.

== Quotes ==

- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!? 

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- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...

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- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?

- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...

- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''

- [a little while later]

- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!

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- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"

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- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"

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- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately

- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''

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- Sam:

There once was a woman called Hills,

At Chessington she sought her thrills,

Her relationship with Diogo

Was like riding a TOGO,

She's just in it for his RCT skills

----

- John:

It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.

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- Diogo:

I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...

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[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me 
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you 
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out... 
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them 
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson? 
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson? 
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg? 
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg 

[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan? 
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say? 
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind 
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see 
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot 
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now 
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again 

[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm 
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat 
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments. 
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up. 
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant 
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt. 
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too 
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;) 
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right 
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here 
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky 
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO! 
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore 
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you 
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker 
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D 
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you 
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P 
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh 
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat 
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek! 
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P 
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan! 
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes 
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan! 
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes 
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN 
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this? 
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P 
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO! 
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke. 
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit 
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;) 
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P 
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now. 
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire 
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet 
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol 
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts 

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[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P

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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."

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Kelpie:

''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

Was that a young girl that you saw,

That you could go touch with your paw?

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

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[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced

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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies

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BALSDON!

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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.

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Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.

TST Skype

2012-12-22T00:27:47Z

Martinjw:

Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TTFers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TTF Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.

== Quotes ==

- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!? 

----

- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...

----

- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?

- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...

- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''

- [a little while later]

- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!

----

- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TTF without someone catching Chlamydia"

----

- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"

----

- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately

- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''

----

- Sam:

There once was a woman called Hills,

At Chessington she sought her thrills,

Her relationship with Diogo

Was like riding a TOGO,

She's just in it for his RCT skills

----

- John:

It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.

----

- Diogo:

I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...

----

[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me 
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you 
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out... 
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them 
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson? 
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson? 
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg? 
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg 

[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan? 
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say? 
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind 
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see 
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot 
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now 
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again 

[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm 
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat 
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments. 
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up. 
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant 
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt. 
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too 
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;) 
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right 
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here 
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky 
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO! 
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore 
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you 
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker 
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D 
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you 
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P 
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh 
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat 
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek! 
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P 
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan! 
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes 
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan! 
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes 
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN 
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this? 
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P 
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO! 
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke. 
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit 
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;) 
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P 
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now. 
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire 
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet 
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol 
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts 

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[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P

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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."

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Kelpie:

''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

Was that a young girl that you saw,

That you could go touch with your paw?

Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,

Why are you looking over there?

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[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced

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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies

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BALSDON!

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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.