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TST Shoutbox

2019-03-29T14:38:00Z

MattyH: /* Quotes */

[[File:Screenshot_at_Feb_14_10-43-20.png|350px|left|thumb|The Basic Shoutbox]] The TST shout box is the ''slightly'' more Safe For Work chat room of TowersStreet, in the sense that normal forum rules apply, but a sense of humour is greatly encouraged. It lives at the bottom of the main talk forum index, and there are a certain few shout box regulars who seemingly live within it! Although it may be smaller, the ShoutBox retains most of the spam and laughter that can be found in Chat.

It takes the average member around six months after their date of registration to realise that the Shoutbox exists. After discovering it, many [[noobs]] mistake the box for a place of sensible discussion, usually about [[Football|football]]. This is, as they will quickly learn, is not the case. Sometimes, annoying basis conversations are made within the ShoutBox that end up being incredibly specific between the people talking, thus kicking out anybody else from the ShoutBox.

Typically a member of the team will come along and kick the posts out, leaving many irate members who should really invest in using '''Facebook Messenger''' or '''Skype''', whatever the last one is.

==Quotes==

- Ian: Watching the vote has given me a dark ride concept. It’s a Brexit themed Madhouse. You take your seat on a bench in the House of Commons. John Bercow’s booming voice announces the lapbars are about to close. The room the next rocks back and forth in time with cries of “Aye” and “No”. To finish, a scaremaze, where raging extremists from both sides chase guests and beat them with placards.

- bluesonichd: watching my neighbour install laminate flooring and cutting it with an angle grinder... bit OTT , guess he doesn't own a saw

- DiogoJ42: Chainsaw or GTFO.

- TedTheHuman: Diogo slices his bread with chainsaws

- MattyH: I would expect no less

- DiogoJ42: I also slice chainsaws with bread.

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- MattyH: Who doesn't like being Balls Deep with Ballsdon?

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[[Shoutbox|Here are some classic quotes from the shout boxes of TowersStreet and TTF past.]]

==Gallery==

[[File:Screenshot at Apr 17 00-26-19.png|500px|left|thumb|All teh threads.]]

[[File:12722082 10154009673708203 918394799 n.jpg|500px|left|thumb|The shout box in use.]]

[[category: TST Induction]]

2014-05-28T22:55:25Z

MattyH: /* Epic Quotez */

Chat is another page on [[TowersStreet]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of TST found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TST Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TST Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with TowersStreet members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TS Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Special Events ==

Every now and then TST Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.

== Epic Quotez ==
[04:25] Craig: all nighter tbh

[04:25] Sammy: SHUT UP BATES

[04:26] Sammy: NO

[04:26] Craig: ive got 3 hours sleep, then meeting tiff for lunch, then driving to dom's

[04:26] Sammy: NO WAY IN HELL

[04:26] Craig: ALL NIGHTER!

[04:26] Craig: DO IT!

[04:26] Sammy: NO

[04:26] Sammy: FUCK OFFF

[04:26] Craig: WUSS

[04:26] Sammy: TOMORROW

[04:26] Craig: IM NOT UP TOMORROW

[04:26] Sammy: WELL

[04:26] Sammy: YOU ARE SHIT

[04:27] Sammy: JUST COS YOU WILL BE GETTING FUCKED

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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining TS Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TST chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TST

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TST'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*

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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D

[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!

[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?

[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one

[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?

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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)

[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...

[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3

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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion

[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm

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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?

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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it

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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round

[23:15] <Chris> *earth

[23:15] <Ian> :P

[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words

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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:46] <Bear> ...

[01:47] <Bear> *Hand

[01:47] <Dar> :O

[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!

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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly

[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle

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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.

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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)

[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.

[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good

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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.

[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!

[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.

[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)

[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.

[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?

[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."

[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P

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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!

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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TST's just one big gang bang, isnt it?

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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.

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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx

[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)

[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).

[22:36] <Joelio> Lol

[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh

[22:37] <Joelio> :)

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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P

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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh

[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out

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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.

[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely

[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P

[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.

[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is

[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.

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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.

[23:20] <James> :O

[23:20] <James> *screamed

[23:20] <Rowe> LOL

[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.

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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!

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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey

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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).

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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P

[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....

[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top

[20:50] <Sam> No offence...

[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam

[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!

[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers

[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?

[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."

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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TST trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P

[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P

[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P

[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.

[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD

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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)

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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree

[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.

[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR

[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)

[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL

[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.

[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)

[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?

[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)

[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.

[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.

[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone

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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???

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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom

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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki>

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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him

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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"

[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this

[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3

[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).

[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels

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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.

[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.

[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?

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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha

[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh

[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw

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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!

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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release

[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?

[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims

[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb

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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into

[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio

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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT

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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.

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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?

[21:10] <Ian> Eww

[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!

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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?

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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly

[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u

[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76

[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65

[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t

[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i

[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5

[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu

[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it

'''removed 8 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh

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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling

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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?

[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj

[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs>

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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back

[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh

[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt

[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy

[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH

'''this time 18 posts of Authentic Frontier Gibberish by <DominiqueAndAly>'''

[01:39:17] DominiqueAndAly has quit (Excess Flood).

[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space

[01:39:23] DominiqueAndAly joined the channel.

[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL

'''removed lots of shit posting by DominiqueAndAly something along the lines of:'''

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:54] DominiqueAndAly is now known as Craih.

[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P

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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.

[01:45:50] <Craig> lol

[01:45:51] <Craig> :P

[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.

[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora

[01:45:58] <lol> hh

[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)

[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state

[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is

[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"

[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.

[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay

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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh
(The above was obviously said in relation to MAPs

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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...

[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.

[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now

[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.

[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT

[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D

[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable

[20:40:02] <Aly> :P

[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?

[20:40:08] Jared leaves

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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?

[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O

[19:03:13] <Oli> ...

[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)

[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)

[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...

[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.

[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)

[19:03:37] <Oli> :P

[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P

[19:03:48] <D4n> OI.

[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...

[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.

[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM

[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?

[19:04:15] <D4n> NO.

[19:04:18] <Oli> lol

[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.

[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH

[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here

[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.

[19:04:21] D4n has quit (Client exited).

[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?

[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!

[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P

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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?

[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously

[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?

[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!

[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.

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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh

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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front

[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*

[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back

[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on

[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly

[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all

[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben

[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb

[22:54:01] <Aly> :P

[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on

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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P

[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)

[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY

[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making

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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!

21:21 Ian You were sat on it

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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P

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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|

[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet

(NOTE: Sam was referring to Gadaffi)

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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P

[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww

[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...

[20:03] <@Chris> :o

[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.

[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao

[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!

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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio

[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D

[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P

[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc

[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT

[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?

[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol

[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O

[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O

[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)

[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*

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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT

[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!

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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...

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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS

[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth

[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH

[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P

[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(

[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?

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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!

[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....

[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.

[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?

[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.

[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.

[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(

[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(

[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'

[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.

[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3

[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.

[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P

[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.

[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?

[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P

[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.

[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn

[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.

[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P

[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.

[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...

[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.

[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P

[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?

[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)

[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P

[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me

[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P

[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.

[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.

[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike

[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.

[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...

[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.

[15:46:51] <Mike> :P

[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)

[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!

[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(

[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa

[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(

[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )

[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.

[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.

[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!

[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.

[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(

[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(

[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.

[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?

[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.

[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?

[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!

[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P

[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.

[15:49:35] Mike hides

[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.

[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.

[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P

[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.

[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.

[15:50:08] <Mike> :O

[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.

[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh

[15:50:25] <Mike> :P

[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)

[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|

[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one.

[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit

[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.

[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!

[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!

[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)

[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P

[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.

[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)

[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.

[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.

[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3

[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.

[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P

[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.

[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.

[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)

[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities.

[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D

[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.

[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)

[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.

[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not.

[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.

[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.

[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.

[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.

[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).

[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.

[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P

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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick

[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead

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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio

[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!

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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon

[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!

[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea

[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!

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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen

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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again 
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. 
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters! 
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P 
... 
[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel)) 

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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?

[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt

[16:31] <Georgia> Shit

[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck

[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard

[16:31] *** D4n joined #tt

[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks

[16:31] <D4n> ...

[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...

[16:31] <Georgia> LOL

[16:31] <D4n> How rude!

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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan

22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?

(after silly blabbering about MAP's)

22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight

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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P

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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.

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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.

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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"

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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TSTers, where N is the number of female TSTers :) 
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TSTMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ') 
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TSTMembers.Females.Length; 
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh 
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TSTMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ') 
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;) 
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused

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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.

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[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon

[20:57] <Dar> LOL

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .

[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*

[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation

[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?

[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)

[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded

[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.

[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.

[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.

[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door

[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room

[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep

[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that

[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers

[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag

[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out

[21:00] <towersfreak> lol

[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.

[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk

[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll

[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases

[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim

[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.

[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)

[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow

[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh

[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...

[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression

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[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back

[21:06] <towersfreak> off

[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests

[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.

[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella

[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'

[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)

[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal

[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)

[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs

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[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes

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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid

[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof

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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet

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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"

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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P

[23:16] <Scott> what?

[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO

[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran?

[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P

[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail.

[23:16] <Scott> :p

[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P

[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki*

[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P

[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki

[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P

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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking....

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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)

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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..

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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass

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[01:48] * Jem starts some new rumours

[01:48] <Longy> Too far

[01:49] <Jonathan> WTF, James?! :O

[01:49] <Magrathea> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151109623020343&set=a.10150705301945343.711526.545100342&type=1&theater :P

[01:49] <Longy> Don't want to click

[01:49] <Longy> It doesn't work

[01:49] * PoisonTom96 stirs vigoursly jem's new rumours

[01:49] <Magrathea> Oh gawwwd, guys, it's nothing! :P

[01:49] <Jem> :P

[01:50] <Longy> :O

[01:50] <PoisonTom96> no worky what is it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

[01:50] <Magrathea> What are you vigorously doing to Jem? :P

[01:51] <Magrathea> It's nothing, it's just a photo

[01:51] * Longy feels insecure

[01:51] * Jem feels violated

[01:51] * PoisonTom96 disturbes Longy

[01:51] * Longy goes and cries in a corner

[01:51] * PoisonTom96 violates jem with a machete

[01:51] * Magrathea hides

[01:52] * Longy finds Magrathea

[01:52] * PoisonTom96 finds magrathea and longy and pervs on them both

[01:52] * Jem wonders why everyone is using this type of post

[01:52] * Longy legs it

[01:52] * Magrathea does NOT appreciate being perved on :(

[01:52] <Magrathea> I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

[01:52] * Magrathea flounces out

[01:53] * Longy punches a wall

[01:53] * PoisonTom96 slaps MAG

[01:53] * Longy slaps PoisonTom96

[01:53] <Magrathea> Ow! :(

[01:53] * PoisonTom96 headbutts a sheep

[01:53] * Longy laughs

[01:53] * Magrathea hits PoisonTom96 with his handbag.

[01:53] * Jem lets of a low yeild nuclear weapon

[01:54] * Longy backs away

[01:54] * PoisonTom96 blows up Jem with a nuke

[01:54] <PoisonTom96> it's 2012 people it has begun

[01:54] * Longy believes that we all shall be dead

[01:55] * Magrathea hides behind Joelio

[01:55] * Longy locks everyone in a room and blows it up

[01:55] * PoisonTom96 sets many a chav on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[01:55] * Longy looks towards Poisontom666

[01:56] * Jonathan notes that ALL of this is Wiki-worthy. :P

[01:56] * Longy was thinking the exact same thing

[01:56] * PoisonTom96 blows up every copy of Call Of Duty

[01:56] * Longy doesn't care

[01:56] * Jem delets the wiki

[01:56] * Longy creates the wiki

[01:56] * PoisonTom96 wants this on Wiki

[01:56] * Longy likes the wiki

[01:57] * PoisonTom96 nods at Longy approvingly

[01:57] * Longy nods back

[01:57] * Longy stares at the magical lava lamp which appears in the room

[01:58] <PoisonTom96> will anyone wiki this or not?

[01:58] <Jonathan> Right, I need to go to bed, and I frankly don't give a shit about the 60 second rule. I'm off.

[01:58] <Jem> night jonathan

[01:58] * Longy thinks Magrathea should wiki it

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[00:22] <Benedique> Aahhh no worries, it's Friday night - he's probably out with 'the secret association of closet gays'. This week they are visiting a wardrobe factory so that they can all hide inside.

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[01:06] <Joelio> Lol, only just realised that Craig is employed by Orange (his girlfriend :P)

[01:06] <Jonathan> LOL

[01:06] <Sammy> LOL

[01:06] <Chris> :P

[01:06] <PoisonTom96> LOL

[01:06] <Dan77> LOL

[01:06] <Craig> Everything Everywhere actually Joelio (your mother :P)

[01:07] <Joelio> OH LOL

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[20:50] <Scott|afk> ;)

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[20:50] <Joel> :P

[20:51] <Scott|afk> LOL

[20:51] * Joel giggles

[20:51] <Joel> I wonder if I can make him restart again

[20:51] <Chris> LOL

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[20:51] <Chris> Aly :(

[20:51] <Scott|afk> WTF Aly!

[20:51] <Aly> :'(

[20:51] * Joel stifles his tittering in the corner

[20:51] <Scott|afk> Just kick it tbh

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[20:52] <Chris> Aly, your internet is screwed

[20:52] <Aly> I think so lol

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[20:52] <Scott|afk> :p

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[20:52] <Jonathan> :P

[20:52] <Aly> Umm wow?

[20:52] <Aly> :P

[20:53] <Joel> Oooooohhhhh HOKEY COKEY!

[20:53] <Scott|afk> :p

[20:53] <Scott|afk> IN, OUT, IN, OUT...

[20:53] <Aly> Its like CHAT SEX!

[20:53] <Chris> :P

[20:53] <Joel> Oh jesus

[20:53] <Joel> I cant do it anymore.

[20:53] * Joel bawlks

[20:53] <Scott|afk> Tired?

[20:53] <Aly> lol

[20:54] <Aly> :P

[20:54] * Joel giggles at having fun with Aly

[20:54] <Aly> :'(

[20:54] <Aly> Your mean :P

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[18:35] <Ian> It's not a real relationaship until one gives the other a cold tbh :P

[18:35] <Dagan> or herpes

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[23:07] <Vez> in, out, shake the cum about, you do hokey cokey and you decide your sexuality, thats what its all about,HEY

[23:07] <Magrathea> AHAHAH.

[23:07] <DormiensDave> Hell if he plays safe and is happy let him dip his wick

[23:07] <oldgitBEN> best opening line to join chat, ever!

[23:07] <oldgitBEN> thanks vez

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[01:25] <Sammy> No matter how many times I offer a Blow job he just wont take it and demands money!

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[01:19] <Magrathea> I'd sooner be a Ladyboy tbh

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[22:27] <Joelio> If we're not getting drunk and having vast amount of casual sex at the Vane, then we're killing :')

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[18:55] <Sammy> in other news, sounds like I may be bringing Quaisah to Towers at some point :p

[18:56] <Joelio> :|

[18:56] <Joelio> Whom?

[18:56] <~Joel> Whats one of them?

[18:56] <Joelio> Is that a type of Mexican dish?

[18:56] <Sammy> She is my new flat mate

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[20:51] * Ian is now playing: The Naked And Famous - All Of This

[20:52] <Scott> HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT

[20:52] <Scott> xD

[20:52] <Aly> mIRC :P

[20:52] <Ian> mIRC script :P

[20:52] <Ian> Joel put it in for me :P

[20:53] <Scott> Giggidy

[20:53] <Scott> :p

[20:53] <Magrathea> AHAHAAHAHa

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[21:00] <Georgia> PT YOU SHIT GARGLING FUCK NUGGET.

[21:00] <Georgia> :)

[21:00] <Scott> Well timed Georgia

[21:00] <Magrathea> :D <3

[21:00] <PT> Georgia YOU GOATS DANGLER :P

[21:00] <Jonathan> Brilliant timing, Georgia! :D

[21:01] <Ian> LMFAO Georgia :P

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[21:39] <Aly> and that my gran bums me :P

[21:39] <JamesDLD> omg

[21:39] <Aly> not actual bums :P

[21:39] <Adz> with a strap on?

[21:39] <Scott> LOLLLLL

[21:39] <Aly> bums as in loves me to bits :P

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[21:29] Joel sleeps with a oven glove on his knob to stop getting burnt!

[21:29] <Scott> LOL

[21:29] <Aly> You can get oven gloves that small?

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[00:30] <Joel> ALEXANDER MCINULTY

[00:30] <Joel> MY OFFICE, NOW

[00:30] <Aly> Yes Sir! :(

[00:30] * Joel slams the door shut

[00:30] <Aly> :|

[00:30] * Aly gulps

[00:31] * Joel <fierce shouting>

[00:31] * Aly <screaming>

[00:31] * Joel <slams fist on desk>

[00:31] * Joelio #include <iostream>

[00:32] * Aly <smashes picture>

[00:32] * jem8472 puts a glass up to the door

[00:32] <Joel> ... AND DONT YOU DAREEEE EVER LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN! ....

[00:32] * Joel flings door open of office

[00:33] * Aly storms out shouting at Joel

[00:33] * jem8472 whistles

[00:33] * Aly storms back in Joel's office

[00:34] * Aly shouts "AND ANOTHER THING. THE DRIVERS DINNAE NEED FUCKING DONUTS TAE SIT OAN!"

[00:34] <jem8472> :P

[00:35] <jem8472> There never is a dull moment on TST :P

[00:35] * Aly pushes Joels computer off the desk

[00:35] * Aly "Don't you fucking DARE look at that thing when I'm speaking to you!"

[00:36] * Joel bitch slaps Aly

[00:36] * Aly claws Joels FACE!

[00:36] * Ian cowers in the corner

[00:36] <jem8472> anyone want popcorn?

[00:37] * Ian hurls the odd piece of stationary, such as the hole punch and stapler, at Aly

[00:37] <Ian> Leave him alone! :(

[00:37] * Aly locks Ian in the stationary cupboard

[00:38] <Joel> OY!

[00:38] * Ian entertains himself with the pack of extra large marker pens

[00:38] <jem8472> :P

[00:38] <Joel> Its ok, its the Alton Towers Trips stationary cupboard ;)

[00:38] <Joel> Go wild Ian :P

[00:38] * Joel scowls at Aly

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02:10 <MeatPie>: http://prntscr.com/l9xcs

02:11 <MeatPie>: Sly? Damn... I was trying to be blatant!

02:11 <Craig>: the builder was a lovely touch

02:11 <Thomas>: OH MY FUCK LOL

02:11 <Thomas>: THAT is funnny

02:11 <Jem>: LOL

02:11 <Jem>: thats fucking awesome

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22:52 <ShootTheCore>: Dubstep is a dark minimalist form of music designed to evoke extreme sadness and meloncholy

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02:10 <Bear>: Nobody is in here to make friends with you

02:10 <stabby>: ah thought u liked me

02:10 <MrSmith>: I like you.

02:10 <stabby>: smith #LEGEND

02:10 <MrSmith>: in the same way i like watching videos of people get hurt

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23:52 <Dan>: I got surprisingly moist on Ripsaw

[[Category:TST Induction]]

TST Skype

2014-03-30T01:22:30Z

MattyH: /* Quotes */

Submission

2014-03-24T00:48:32Z

MattyH: /* History */

Submission is a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim is hard to verify as approximately only 3 people have ever ridden it... and one of those was "for a dare".

== History ==
Submission was developed in secret under the codename 'SW4.5' (Sore Willy 4.5) and inflicted upon an unwitting public in 2001. It is thought by many to have inspired [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s eventual collection of twisted torture devices aimed at the "young teen" demographic.

While labelled as a "Chance Double Inverter", it is nothing of the kind. [[File:Submission.jpg|300px|thumb|"I'll only ride it if you do."]] The mythical 'second arm' (a topic which was found in a recent study to constitute approximately 68% of all posting of TST) is a fake, or 'dummy' arm, installed to give the impression of a popular, high capacity, queue munching visual spectacle. It has ''never'' worked. Nor will it ever. Ever. So stop going on about it. In attempt to disguise this fact, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] occasionally rotate the entire ride 180 degrees to give the impression that both arms are genuine, a technique that appears to fool the vast majority of the park guests.

In its distinguished history, Submission (the name being a throwback to an ill-fated sponsorship deal with Subway) has thrilled literally... some guests.

At the end end of the 2013 to the joy of the Enthusiast community, submission finally submitted and was burned and replaced with the Submission Memorial Garden, at the end of which was a pointless pointy post with a pointless tap.

== Recent Controversy ==
Submission recently hit the headlines, when incredibly reliable and accurate scientific studies found that it increased riders' chances of developing a combination of paranoid schizophrenia and diarrhoea by as much as 93%.

It also causes horrible pain to any head, shoulders, chest, knees and crotch area which decreases life span heavily and increases reproductive organ deficiency.

Anybody who wishes to re-ride Submission because they thought it was fun is typically beaten with a Doc Martens boot and left for dead in the [[Thirteen]] crypt, or if they are forced to by another then their lighter sentence is being beaten with a Chelsea Boot and left for dead in the [[Thirteen|Thirteen]] crypt.

== Trivia ==
Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.

The ride is immortalized in the Meshuggah song 'The Exquisite Machinery of Torture'

[[Category: Ride]]
[[Category:Alton Towers]]