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TST Chat

2011-03-05T20:39:48Z

Rct3wild:

Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.

It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.

TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.

TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.

Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all?

Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!

In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members.

== Moderation ==

TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.

== Epic Quotez ==

[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed

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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today

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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!

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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees

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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out

[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?

[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?

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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?

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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.

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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant

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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?

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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?

[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!

[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"

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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''

[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia

[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit

[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.

[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.

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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P

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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.

[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.

[23:34] <zs_chris> it*

[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job

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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week

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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.

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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"

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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours

[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed

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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."

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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe

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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one

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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed

[01:45] * Joely ears prick up

[01:45] <Ogoid> lol

[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww

[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty

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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something

[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp

[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P

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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.

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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!

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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!

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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!

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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!

[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.

[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?

[19:10] <Chris_> yesh

[19:10] <Islander> kthnx

[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????

[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!

[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!

[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!

[19:11] <Chris_> yays

[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_

[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)

[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride

[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:

[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm

[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.

[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website

[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.

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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...

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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D

[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P

[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?

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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?

[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel

[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch

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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)

[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!

[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)

[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n

[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o

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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh

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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)

[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back

[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...

[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]]

[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face

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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley

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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs

[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs

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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>

[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.

[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read

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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme

[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly

[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!

[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly

[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....

[21:47] <Aly> :P

[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)

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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy

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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse

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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)

[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(

[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!

[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!

[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt

[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(

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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!

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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)

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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3

[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW

[19:32] <Aly> POOF

[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!

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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P

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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks

[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all

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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.

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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]

[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?

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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh

[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?

[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober

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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P

[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.

[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...

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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"

[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol

[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.

[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you

[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da

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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)

[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P

[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it

[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p

[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!

[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P

[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)

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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs

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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P

[22:22] <Chris> not me...

[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?

[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it

[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed

[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P

[22:23] <Jordan> :P

[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>

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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!

[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!

[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof

[20:30] Chris: :|

[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P

[20:30] Rowie: Chris.

[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.

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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox

[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.

[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)

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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.

[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.

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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on

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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF

[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P

[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!

[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?

[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them

[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers

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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!

[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?

[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.

[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!

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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?

[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)

[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)

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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.

[19:19] <Ian> end of.

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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P

[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)

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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!

[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)

[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO

[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!

[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly

[20:04] <Aly> :O

[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!

[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote

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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P

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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)

[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>

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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh

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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!

[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P

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[20:37] <Benedique> net split?

[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!

[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!

[20:37] <Michael> net split :D

[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!

TST Chat

2011-02-17T21:33:41Z

Rct3wild:

TST Chat

2011-01-06T19:45:09Z

Rct3wild: Added Bote's quote

Flamingo Land

2010-12-14T01:16:17Z

Rct3wild:

'''Flamingo Land''' is a family-run theme park and zoo, located in officially the flattest part of North Yorkshire. The word "flamingo" is derived from the latin ''flamingus mingus'', which we now know to mean "gypsy".

== Current Rides and Attractions ==

=== Rollercoasters ===

*[[Corkscrew]] - A Vekoma Pigeon-Killer 5000. It looks like a clone of Alton Towers' Corkscrew, but it wasn't and ''never was''. It was the first rollercoaster in <s>the country</s> Flamingoland to invert people twice.

*[[Kumali]] - A Vekoma SLC with an almost-custom layout. Just like the one in China infact... but it isn't a clone.

*Mumbo Jumbo - A (100% non-cloned) S&S El Loco, with a record-breaking 112-degree drop!

*[[Velocity]] - A custom-designed Vekoma Motorbike launch coaster, with a launch of 54mph in 2.5 seconds, making it the fastest of it's kind in the world. A well-known fact is that the restraints resemble a kind of genital garlic-press.

*Wild Mouse - A Maurer Sohne Wild Mouse. Rumour has it that blades are regularly attached to the sides of each car, to allow for the trimming of neighbouring foliage.

=== Flat Rides ===

*Cliff-Hanger- An S&S drop tower, the tallest of it's kind anywhere! The centrepiece of Seaside Adventure; once themed to a giant lighthouse, a single complaint from a man 15 miles away ensured that Flamingoland's first proper attempt at themeing was swiftly removed and never spoken of again.

*Flip Flop - What appears to be a gyro-swing ride is actually one of the park's tittilating fairground games; if you can fling your shoe into Splash Battle's volcano you just might win a prize!

*Sky Flyer - The park's flagship attraction, which pulls in people as far afield as Flip Flop, and boasts queue times of up to 19 seconds, or however long it takes you to walk up the steps and find a seat.

*Navigator - Like [[Kobra]], but with less [[faff]], as it just gets on with its job without a big deal.

*Voodoo - Carrying on the theme of an African Settlement in the freezing wilderness of Yorkshire, Voodoo is a Pirate Ship with less style than the [[Black Buccaneer]] or [[Blade]].

*Wave Swinger - Like the [[Twirling Toadstool]], Wave Swinger is a basic, well, Wave Swinger. However it is less enjoyable and threatening than the bullying monster at [[Alton Towers]]

=== Water Rides ===

*Lost River Ride - A gentle float through the serene atmosphere of the zoo... ahhhh... Until the BACK-BREAKING DROP OF DEATH into the DNA-altering pool of despair!!

*Splash Battle - Get your water gun and shoot at the (mostly non-functioning) targets to avoid a serious soaking! A conveniently located volcano destroys the area every 10 minutes.

=== Family Rides ===

*4D Cinema - Now showing Spongebob 4D, a 15 minute trip to boredom and back.

*Balloon Race - A whirly... thing.

*Mischeif Mansion - One of the most laughable attempts at a ghost train ever made. Highly likely that guns can be expected soon.

*Wagon Wheels - A Wild-West themed Ferris wheel that sticks out from it's surroundings like a sore thumb. Strangely terrifying, it induces high levels of stress upon visitors.

*Chinese Dragon - A typical 'caterpillar' ride. But with dragons. Not caterpillars. DRAGONS, I TELL YOU!

*Runaway Train - In no way themed and in no way impressive, the Runaway Train is as clever and inspired as its title.

=== Kids Rides ===

*[[Gallopers Carousel]] - No relation to the camp carousel at [[Alton Towers]].

*Little Monster's Wacky Racers - Old fashioned cars go round round a track (a licence must first be attained from the [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]].

*Muddy Duck Tractor Ride - A gentle ride around a farmyard, that is somehow littered with fish and chip boxes.

*HMS Bouncy - A bouncy play area in the style of a ship. A sure spot for screaming children, and a major cause of [[Mental Insecurity]].

*Rockin' Tug - A slightly more endurable version of [[Heave Ho!]]. ''Very'' slightly.

*Junior Driving School - Flamingo Land's answer to [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]]. However, it can be regarded as a [[fail]], because, in the words of a younger visitor; 'This one is rubbish 'cos you don't get one of those picture things, do you?'

*Swan Roundabout - Basic Carousel.

*Pink ELephants - Basic Carousel.

*Kiddies Mini Roundabout - Basic Carousel.

*Honey Bears - Basic Carousel.

*Spotted Cow Ride - Basic Carousel.

*Jungle Carousel - Basic Carousel.

*Flying Clowns - '''Freaky'''

*Helioys - Control your own 'helicopter' for 30 seconds.

*[[Frog Hopper]] - Nearly as awesome and violent as the one at [[Alton Towers]]... but not quite.

*Go Gator! - Awesome. No more to be said.

=== Misc ===

*Dodgems - No tacky, fairground prizes for guessing what this ride is. However you can win some on the ridiculously over priced stalls nearby.

*Cycle Monorail - Cycle along attempting to shunt the bike in front of you. First bike to five shunts wins.

*Fun Play Areas - Use your own imagination.

*Daktari Express - A minituare railway that children love to delay by standing in front of the tracks.

*Zoo Monorail - Oh, what fun it is to watch baboons kill each other with large rocks. Take in this sight and many more whilst you travel around the barbaric monkey enclosures.

*People Moover - A terrible play on words, this takes you to the muddy duck area of the park, on a black and white monorail. [[Closed]] down more regularly than [[Rita]] is with a hangover.

*Cable Cars - High and unpredictable, the cable cars take you across from [[Kumali]] to Lemur Island, which is less exciting than it sounds. At least they don't catch [[fire]].

*Splish Splosh - An 'interactive' play area. If these means getting unexpectedly soaked and charged by aggresive children, then this is surely one of the most 'interactive' attractions around.

[[Category: Theme Park]]

TST Chat

2010-12-13T22:21:16Z

Rct3wild: Added Chris quote

Flamingo Land

2010-12-13T21:11:57Z

Rct3wild:

'''Flamingo Land''' is a family-run theme park and zoo, located in officially the flattest part of North Yorkshire. The word "flamingo" is derived from the latin ''flamingus mingus'', which we now know to mean "gypsy".

== Current Rides and Attractions ==

=== Rollercoasters ===

*[[Corkscrew]] - A Vekoma Pigeon-Killer 5000. It looks like a clone of Alton Towers' Corkscrew, but it wasn't and ''never was''. It was the first rollercoaster in <s>the country</s> Flamingoland to invert people twice.

*[[Kumali]] - A Vekoma SLC with an almost-custom layout. Just like the one in China infact... but it isn't a clone.

*Mumbo Jumbo - A (100% non-cloned) S&S El Loco, with a record-breaking 112-degree drop!

*[[Velocity]] - A custom-designed Vekoma Motorbike launch coaster, with a launch of 54mph in 2.5 seconds, making it the fastest of it's kind in the world. A well-known fact is that the restraints resemble a kind of genital garlic-press.

*Wild Mouse - A Maurer Sohne Wild Mouse. Rumour has it that blades are regularly attached to the sides of each car, to allow for the trimming of neighbouring foliage.

=== Flat Rides ===

*Cliff-Hanger- An S&S drop tower, the tallest of it's kind anywhere! The centrepiece of Seaside Adventure; once themed to a giant lighthouse, a single complaint from a man 15 miles away ensured that Flamingoland's first proper attempt at themeing was swiftly removed and never spoken of again.

*Flip Flop - What appears to be a gyro-swing ride is actually one of the park's tittilating fairground games; if you can fling your shoe into Splash Battle's volcano you just might win a prize!

*Sky Flyer - The park's flagship attraction, which pulls in people as far afield as Flip Flop, and boasts queue times of up to 19 seconds, or however long it takes you to walk up the steps and find a seat.

=== Water Rides ===

*Lost River Ride - A gentle float through the serene atmosphere of the zoo... ahhhh... Until the BACK-BREAKING DROP OF DEATH into the DNA-altering pool of despair!!

*Splash Battle - Get your water gun and shoot at the (mostly non-functioning) targets to avoid a serious soaking! A conveniently located volcano destroys the area every 10 minutes.

=== Family Rides ===

*4D Cinema - Now showing Spongebob 4D, a 15 minute trip to boredom and back.

*Balloon Race - A whirly... thing.

*Mischeif Mansion - One of the most laughable attempts at a ghost train ever made. Highly likely that guns can be expected soon.

*Wild Mouse - Probably the best ride there, Wild Mouse is a step back in time to the 60s. However, safety wasn't really an issue on coasters back then...

*Wave Swinger - Like the [[Twirling Toadstool]], Wave Swinger is a basic, well, Wave Swinger. However it is less enjoyable and threatening than the bullying monster at [[Alton Towers]]

*Wagon Wheels - A Wild-West themed Ferris wheel that sticks out from it's surroundings like a sore thumb. Strangely terrifying, it induces high levels of stress upon visitors.

*Navigator - Like [[Kobra]], but with less [[faff]], as it just gets on with its job without a big deal.

*Voodoo - Carrying on the theme of an African Settlement in the freezing wilderness of Yorkshire, Voodoo is a Pirate Ship with less style than the [[Black Buccaneer]] or [[Blade]].

*Chinese Dragon - A typical 'caterpillar' ride. But with dragons. Not caterpillars. DRAGONS, I TELL YOU!

*Runaway Train - In no way themed and in no way impressive, the Runaway Train is as clever and inspired as its title.

=== Kids Rides ===

*[[Gallopers Carousel]] - No relation to the camp carousel at [[Alton Towers]].

*Little Monster's Wacky Racers - Old fashioned cars go round round a track (a licence must first be attained from the [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]].

*Muddy Duck Tractor Ride - A gentle ride around a farmyard, that is somehow littered with fish and chip boxes.

*HMS Bouncy - A bouncy play area in the style of a ship. A sure spot for screaming children, and a major cause of [[Mental Insecurity]].

*Rockin' Tug - A slightly more endurable version of [[Heave Ho!]]. ''Very'' slightly.

*Junior Driving School - Flamingo Land's answer to [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]]. However, it can be regarded as a [[fail]], because, in the words of a younger visitor; 'This one is rubbish 'cos you don't get one of those picture things, do you?'

*Swan Roundabout - Basic Carousel.

*Pink ELephants - Basic Carousel.

*Kiddies Mini Roundabout - Basic Carousel.(Can you see a pattern emerging?)

*Honey Bears - Basic Carousel.

*Spotted Cow Ride - Basic Carousel.

*Jungle Carousel - Basic Carousel.

*Flying Clowns - '''Freaky''' Carousel.

*Helioys - Control your own 'helicopter' for 30 seconds. Queue time approximately 50 minutes.

*[[Frog Hopper]] - Nearly as awesome and violent as the one at [[Alton Towers]]. But not quite.

*Go Gator! - [[Pinfari]]. No More to be said.

=== Misc ===

*Dodgems - No tacky, fairground prizes for guessing what this ride is. However you can win some on the ridiculously over priced stalls nearby.

*Cycle Monorail - Cycle along attempting to shunt the bike in front of you. First bike to five shunts wins.

*Fun Play Areas - Use your own imagination.

*Daktari Express - A minituare railway that children love to delay by standing in front of the tracks.

*Zoo Monorail - Oh, what fun it is to watch baboons kill each other with large rocks. Take in this sight and many more whilst you travel around the barbaric monkey enclosures.

*People Moover - A terrible play on words, this takes you to the muddy duck area of the park, on a black and white monorail. [[Closed]] down more regularly than [[Rita]] is with a hangover.

*Cable Cars - High and unpredictable, the cable cars take you across from [[Kumali]] to Lemur Island, which is less exciting than it sounds. At least they don't catch [[fire]].

*Splish Splosh - An 'interactive' play area. If these means getting unexpectedly soaked and charged by aggresive children, then this is surely one of the most 'interactive' attractions around.

[[Category: Theme Park]]

Flamingo Land

2010-12-13T21:01:53Z

Rct3wild:

'''Flamingo Land''' is a family-run theme park and zoo, located in officially the flattest part of North Yorkshire. The word "flamingo" is derived from the latin ''flamingus mingus'', which we now know to mean "gypsy".

== Current Rides and Attractions ==

=== Rollercoasters ===

*[[Corkscrew]] - A Vekoma Pigeon-Killer 5000. It looks like a clone of Alton Towers' Corkscrew, but it wasn't and ''never was''. It was the first rollercoaster in <s>the country</s> Flamingoland to invert people twice.

*[[Kumali]] - A Vekoma SLC with an almost-custom layout. Just like the one in China infact... but it isn't a clone.

*Mumbo Jumbo - A (100% non-cloned) S&S El Loco, with a record-breaking 112-degree drop!

*[[Velocity]] - A custom-designed Vekoma Motorbike launch coaster, with a launch of 54mph in 2.5 seconds, making it the fastest of it's kind in the world. A well-known fact is that the restraints resemble a kind of genital garlic-press.

*Wild Mouse - A Maurer Sohne Wild Mouse. Rumour has it that blades are regularly attached to the sides of each car, to allow for the trimming of neighbouring foliage.

=== Flat Rides ===

*Cliff-Hanger- An S&S drop tower, the tallest of it's kind anywhere! The centrepiece of Seaside Adventure; once themed to a giant lighthouse, a single complaint from a man 15 miles away ensured that Flamingoland's first proper attempt at themeing was swiftly removed and never spoked of again.

*Flip Flop - What appears to be a gyro-swing ride is actually one of the park's tittilating fairground games; if you can fling your shoe into Splash Battle's volcano you just might win a prize!

*Sky Flyer - The park's flagship attraction, which pulls in people as far afield as Flip Flop, and boasts queue times of up to 19 seconds, or however long it takes you to walk up the steps and find a seat.

=== Water Rides ===

*Lost River Ride - A gentle float through the serene atmosphere of the zoo... ahhhh... Until the BACK-BREAKING DROP OF DEATH into the DNA-altering pool of despair!!

*Splash Battle - Get your water gun and shoot at the (mostly non-functioning) targets to avoid a serious soaking! A conveniently located volcano destroys the area every 10 minutes.

=== Family Rides ===

*4D Cinema - Now showing Spongebob 4D, a 15 minute trip to boredom and back.

*Balloon Race - A whirly... thing.

*Mischeif Mansion - One of the most laughable attempts at a ghost train ever made. Highly likely that guns can be expected soon.

*Wild Mouse - Probably the best ride there, Wild Mouse is a step back in time to the 60s. However, safety wasn't really an issue on coasters back then...

*Wave Swinger - Like the [[Twirling Toadstool]], Wave Swinger is a basic, well, Wave Swinger. However it is less enjoyable and threatening than the bullying monster at [[Alton Towers]]

*Wagon Wheels - A Wild-West themed Ferris wheel that sticks out from it's surroundings like a sore thumb. Strangely terrifying, it induces high levels of stress upon visitors.

*Navigator - Like [[Kobra]], but with less [[faff]], as it just gets on with its job without a big deal.

*Voodoo - Carrying on the theme of an African Settlement in the freezing wilderness of Yorkshire, Voodoo is a Pirate Ship with less style than the [[Black Buccaneer]] or [[Blade]].

*Chinese Dragon - A typical 'caterpillar' ride. But with dragons. Not caterpillars. DRAGONS, I TELL YOU!

*Runaway Train - In no way themed and in no way impressive, the Runaway Train is as clever and inspired as its title.

=== Kids Rides ===

*[[Gallopers Carousel]] - No relation to the camp carousel at [[Alton Towers]].

*Little Monster's Wacky Racers - Old fashioned cars go round round a track (a licence must first be attained from the [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]].

*Muddy Duck Tractor Ride - A gentle ride around a farmyard, that is somehow littered with fish and chip boxes.

*HMS Bouncy - A bouncy play area in the style of a ship. A sure spot for screaming children, and a major cause of [[Mental Insecurity]].

*Rockin' Tug - A slightly more endurable version of [[Heave Ho!]]. ''Very'' slightly.

*Junior Driving School - Flamingo Land's answer to [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]]. However, it can be regarded as a [[fail]], because, in the words of a younger visitor; 'This one is rubbish 'cos you don't get one of those picture things, do you?'

*Swan Roundabout - Basic Carousel.

*Pink ELephants - Basic Carousel.

*Kiddies Mini Roundabout - Basic Carousel.(Can you see a pattern emerging?)

*Honey Bears - Basic Carousel.

*Spotted Cow Ride - Basic Carousel.

*Jungle Carousel - Basic Carousel.

*Flying Clowns - '''Freaky''' Carousel.

*Helioys - Control your own 'helicopter' for 30 seconds. Queue time approximately 50 minutes.

*[[Frog Hopper]] - Nearly as awesome and violent as the one at [[Alton Towers]]. But not quite.

*Go Gator! - [[Pinfari]]. No More to be said.

=== Misc ===

*Dodgems - No tacky, fairground prizes for guessing what this ride is. However you can win some on the ridiculously over priced stalls nearby.

*Cycle Monorail - Cycle along attempting to shunt the bike in front of you. First bike to five shunts wins.

*Fun Play Areas - Use your own imagination.

*Daktari Express - A minituare railway that children love to delay by standing in front of the tracks.

*Zoo Monorail - Oh, what fun it is to watch baboons kill each other with large rocks. Take in this sight and many more whilst you travel around the barbaric monkey enclosures.

*People Moover - A terrible play on words, this takes you to the muddy duck area of the park, on a black and white monorail. [[Closed]] down more regularly than [[Rita]] is with a hangover.

*Cable Cars - High and unpredictable, the cable cars take you across from [[Kumali]] to Lemur Island, which is less exciting than it sounds. At least they don't catch [[fire]].

*Splish Splosh - An 'interactive' play area. If these means getting unexpectedly soaked and charged by aggresive children, then this is surely one of the most 'interactive' attractions around.

[[Category: Theme Park]]

Flamingo Land

2010-12-13T21:00:25Z

Rct3wild: Changed everything up to Family Rides; eventually going to add a "past rides" section.

'''Flamingo Land''' is a family-run theme park and zoo, located in officially the flattest part of North Yorkshire. The word "flamingo" is derived from the latin ''flamingus mingus'', which we now know to mean "gypsy".

== Current Rides and Attractions ==

=== Rollercoasters ===

*[[Corkscrew]] - A Vekoma Pigeon-Killer 5000. It looks like a clone of Alton Towers' Corkscrew, but it wasn't and ''never was''. It was the first rollercoaster in <s>the country</s> Flamingoland to invert people twice.

*[[Kumali]] - A Vekoma SLC with an almost-custom layout, just like the one in China infact, but it too isn't a clone.

*Mumbo Jumbo - A (100% non-cloned) S&S El Loco, with a record-breaking 112-degree drop!

*[[Velocity]] - A custom-designed Vekoma Motorbike launch coaster, with a launch of 54mph in 2.5 seconds, making it the fastest of it's kind in the world. A well-known fact is that the restraints resemble a kind of genital garlic-press.

*Wild Mouse - A Maurer Sohne Wild Mouse. Rumour has it that blades are regularly attached to the sides of each car, to allow for the trimming of neighbouring foliage.

=== Flat Rides ===

*Cliff-Hanger- An S&S drop tower, the tallest of it's kind anywhere! The centrepiece of Seaside Adventure; once themed to a giant lighthouse, a single complaint from a man 15 miles away ensured that Flamingoland's first proper attempt at themeing was swiftly removed and never spoked of again.

*Flip Flop - What appears to be a gyro-swing ride is actually one of the park's tittilating fairground games; if you can fling your shoe into Splash Battle's volcano you just might win a prize!

*Sky Flyer - The park's flagship attraction, which pulls in people as far afield as Flip Flop, and boasts queue times of up to 19 seconds, or however long it takes you to walk up the steps and find a seat.

=== Water Rides ===

*Lost River Ride - A gentle float through the serene atmosphere of the zoo... ahhhh... Until the BACK-BREAKING DROP OF DEATH into the DNA-altering pool of despair!!

*Splash Battle - Get your water gun and shoot at the (mostly non-functioning) targets to avoid a serious soaking! A conveniently located volcano destroys the area every 10 minutes.

=== Family Rides ===

*4D Cinema - Now showing Spongebob 4D, a 15 minute trip to boredom and back.

*Balloon Race - A whirly... thing.

*Mischeif Mansion - One of the most laughable attempts at a ghost train ever made. Highly likely that guns can be expected soon.

*Wild Mouse - Probably the best ride there, Wild Mouse is a step back in time to the 60s. However, safety wasn't really an issue on coasters back then...

*Wave Swinger - Like the [[Twirling Toadstool]], Wave Swinger is a basic, well, Wave Swinger. However it is less enjoyable and threatening than the bullying monster at [[Alton Towers]]

*Wagon Wheels - A Wild-West themed Ferris wheel that sticks out from it's surroundings like a sore thumb. Strangely terrifying, it induces high levels of stress upon visitors.

*Navigator - Like [[Kobra]], but with less [[faff]], as it just gets on with its job without a big deal.

*Voodoo - Carrying on the theme of an African Settlement in the freezing wilderness of Yorkshire, Voodoo is a Pirate Ship with less style than the [[Black Buccaneer]] or [[Blade]].

*Chinese Dragon - A typical 'caterpillar' ride. But with dragons. Not caterpillars. DRAGONS, I TELL YOU!

*Runaway Train - In no way themed and in no way impressive, the Runaway Train is as clever and inspired as its title.

=== Kids Rides ===

*[[Gallopers Carousel]] - No relation to the camp carousel at [[Alton Towers]].

*Little Monster's Wacky Racers - Old fashioned cars go round round a track (a licence must first be attained from the [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]].

*Muddy Duck Tractor Ride - A gentle ride around a farmyard, that is somehow littered with fish and chip boxes.

*HMS Bouncy - A bouncy play area in the style of a ship. A sure spot for screaming children, and a major cause of [[Mental Insecurity]].

*Rockin' Tug - A slightly more endurable version of [[Heave Ho!]]. ''Very'' slightly.

*Junior Driving School - Flamingo Land's answer to [[Peugeot 207 Driving School]]. However, it can be regarded as a [[fail]], because, in the words of a younger visitor; 'This one is rubbish 'cos you don't get one of those picture things, do you?'

*Swan Roundabout - Basic Carousel.

*Pink ELephants - Basic Carousel.

*Kiddies Mini Roundabout - Basic Carousel.(Can you see a pattern emerging?)

*Honey Bears - Basic Carousel.

*Spotted Cow Ride - Basic Carousel.

*Jungle Carousel - Basic Carousel.

*Flying Clowns - '''Freaky''' Carousel.

*Helioys - Control your own 'helicopter' for 30 seconds. Queue time approximately 50 minutes.

*[[Frog Hopper]] - Nearly as awesome and violent as the one at [[Alton Towers]]. But not quite.

*Go Gator! - [[Pinfari]]. No More to be said.

=== Misc ===

*Dodgems - No tacky, fairground prizes for guessing what this ride is. However you can win some on the ridiculously over priced stalls nearby.

*Cycle Monorail - Cycle along attempting to shunt the bike in front of you. First bike to five shunts wins.

*Fun Play Areas - Use your own imagination.

*Daktari Express - A minituare railway that children love to delay by standing in front of the tracks.

*Zoo Monorail - Oh, what fun it is to watch baboons kill each other with large rocks. Take in this sight and many more whilst you travel around the barbaric monkey enclosures.

*People Moover - A terrible play on words, this takes you to the muddy duck area of the park, on a black and white monorail. [[Closed]] down more regularly than [[Rita]] is with a hangover.

*Cable Cars - High and unpredictable, the cable cars take you across from [[Kumali]] to Lemur Island, which is less exciting than it sounds. At least they don't catch [[fire]].

*Splish Splosh - An 'interactive' play area. If these means getting unexpectedly soaked and charged by aggresive children, then this is surely one of the most 'interactive' attractions around.

[[Category: Theme Park]]

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2010-12-12T01:15:36Z

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2010-12-08T23:55:28Z

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