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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
[04:25] Craig: all nighter tbh<br />
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[04:25] Sammy: SHUT UP BATES<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: NO<br />
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[04:26] Craig: ive got 3 hours sleep, then meeting tiff for lunch, then driving to dom's<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: NO WAY IN HELL<br />
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[04:26] Craig: ALL NIGHTER!<br />
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[04:26] Craig: DO IT!<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: NO<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: FUCK OFFF<br />
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[04:26] Craig: WUSS<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: TOMORROW<br />
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[04:26] Craig: IM NOT UP TOMORROW<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: WELL<br />
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[04:26] Sammy: YOU ARE SHIT<br />
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[04:27] Sammy: JUST COS YOU WILL BE GETTING FUCKED<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u<br />
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[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76<br />
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[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5<br />
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[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:13] <Oli> ...<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on<br />
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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P<br />
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[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)<br />
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[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY<br />
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[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making<br />
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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!<br />
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21:21 Ian You were sat on it<br />
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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P<br />
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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|<br />
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[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet<br />
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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P<br />
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[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww<br />
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[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...<br />
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[20:03] <@Chris> :o<br />
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[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.<br />
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[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao<br />
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[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!<br />
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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio<br />
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[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D<br />
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[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P<br />
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[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc<br />
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[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT<br />
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[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?<br />
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[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol<br />
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[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O<br />
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[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O<br />
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[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)<br />
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[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*<br />
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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT<br />
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[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!<br />
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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH<br />
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[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P<br />
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[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(<br />
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[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?<br />
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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!<br />
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[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....<br />
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[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.<br />
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[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?<br />
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[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.<br />
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[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.<br />
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[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(<br />
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[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(<br />
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[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'<br />
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[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.<br />
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[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3<br />
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[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.<br />
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[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P<br />
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[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.<br />
<br />
[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?<br />
<br />
[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P<br />
<br />
[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.<br />
<br />
[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn<br />
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[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.<br />
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[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P<br />
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[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.<br />
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[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...<br />
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[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.<br />
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[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P<br />
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[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?<br />
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[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)<br />
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[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P<br />
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[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me<br />
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[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P<br />
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[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.<br />
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[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.<br />
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[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike<br />
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[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.<br />
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[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...<br />
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[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.<br />
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[15:46:51] <Mike> :P<br />
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[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)<br />
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[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!<br />
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[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(<br />
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[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa<br />
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[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(<br />
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[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )<br />
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[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.<br />
<br />
[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.<br />
<br />
[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!<br />
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[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.<br />
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[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(<br />
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[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(<br />
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[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.<br />
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[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?<br />
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[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.<br />
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[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?<br />
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[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!<br />
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[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P<br />
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[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.<br />
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[15:49:35] Mike hides<br />
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[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.<br />
<br />
[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.<br />
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[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P<br />
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[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.<br />
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[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.<br />
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[15:50:08] <Mike> :O<br />
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[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.<br />
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[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh<br />
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[15:50:25] <Mike> :P<br />
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[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)<br />
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[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|<br />
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[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one. <br />
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[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit<br />
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[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.<br />
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[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!<br />
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[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!<br />
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[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)<br />
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[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P<br />
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[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.<br />
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[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)<br />
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[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.<br />
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[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.<br />
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[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3<br />
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[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.<br />
<br />
[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P<br />
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[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.<br />
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[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.<br />
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[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)<br />
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[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities. <br />
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[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D<br />
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[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.<br />
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[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)<br />
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[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.<br />
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[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not. <br />
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[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.<br />
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[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.<br />
<br />
[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.<br />
<br />
[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.<br />
<br />
[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"<br />
<br />
[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).<br />
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[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.<br />
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[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P<br />
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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick<br />
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[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead<br />
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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio<br />
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[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!<br />
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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon<br />
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[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!<br />
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[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea<br />
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[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!<br />
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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen<br />
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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username.<br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again <br><br />
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters!<br><br />
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P <br> <br />
...<br><br />
[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel))<br><br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Shit<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard<br />
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[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks<br />
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[16:31] <D4n> ...<br />
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[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> LOL<br />
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[16:31] <D4n> How rude!<br />
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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan<br />
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22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?<br />
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(after silly blabbering about MAP's)<br />
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22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight<br />
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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P<br />
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[23:59] <Joelio> To me, sperm is like robinsons cordial.<br />
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[20:55] <Oli> I would clean sick from a platter of dog shit for money at the moment.<br />
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[23:20] <Aly> "You'll be gripping on the edge your seat as Aly's battering ram smashes down the door to Vazza Cazza"<br />
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[19:34] <Joelio> Crushes ftw, I have a crush on 'N' TTFers, where N is the number of female TTFers :)<br><br />
[19:34] <Jordan> JoelioCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('age >= 16 and gender = "female" ')<br><br />
[19:35] <Joelio> or in C#.. int crushes = TTFMembers.Females.Length;<br><br />
[19:37] <Joelio> Atleast my object is better designed tbh<br><br />
[19:37] <Sam> JohnHardingCrushes = TTFMember.all.where('name = "Sam" ')<br><br />
[19:37] <Joelio> I have KC in an enum... so she's type safe ;)<br><br />
[19:38] <herewegoagain> I'm reallllly confused<br />
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[20:57] <Jonathan> My flatmates just decided to tape a load of empty bin-bags over my door for some reason.<br />
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[20:57] <Joelio> because they're wankers Jon<br />
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[20:57] <Dar> LOL<br />
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[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> That's a rubbish prank..<br />
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[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> .<br />
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[20:58] <Dar> Joelio is just a big bag of dribbly shit<br />
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[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> *haw haww*<br />
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[20:58] <Joelio> To teach them a lesson you should set fire to your room and die due to smoke inhilation<br />
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[20:58] <Dar> Laughing at your own pun James?<br />
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[20:58] <Joelio> (I don't want you to die, so do so at your own risk)<br />
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[20:58] <Dar> Not cool. Not cool duded<br />
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[20:58] <Magrathea|Eating> PRECISELY.<br />
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[20:58] <Jonathan> Or chunder outside their rooms.<br />
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[20:59] <Jonathan> Nah, that's taking things too far.<br />
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[20:59] <Bear> Shit in a biscuit tin and leave it outside their door<br />
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[20:59] <Dar> Shit outside their room<br />
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[20:59] <Joelio> Vomit in one of theirmouths while they sleep<br />
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[20:59] <Dar> or ^^^ that or ^that<br />
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[20:59] <Joelio> Shit in their slippers<br />
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[21:00] <Joelio> Crisp a thin shit into a laptop bag<br />
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[21:00] <towersfreak> shit in a paperbag and light it on fire so he has to stamp it out<br />
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[21:00] <towersfreak> lol<br />
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[21:00] <Jonathan> In my old school, someone once had a shit outside a classroom.<br />
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[21:00] <Dar> Jizz into their milk<br />
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[21:00] <Joelio> create a paper mache of each of them using used toilet roll<br />
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[21:00] <towersfreak> wipe ur bellend around rim of there drinking glases<br />
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[21:01] <towersfreak> the rim<br />
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[21:01] <Magrathea|Eating> Hehehe. Rim.<br />
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[21:01] <Dar> Jizz into their toothpaste (someone I know did this as a prank on their holiday to Ibiza)<br />
<br />
[21:01] <Joelio> encase yourself into a wall cavity and eject your erect penis to use a surprise coat hanger upon their return from lectures tomorrow<br />
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[21:02] <towersfreak> eurghhhhhhhhhh<br />
<br />
[21:02] *<Jonathan> is moving his mouse towards the Wiki...<br />
<br />
[21:02] <Joelio> absorb their housekeys into your anus, via rapid decompression<br />
<br />
...<br />
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[21:06] <towersfreak> clean bird shit of a car with there toothbrush and put it back<br />
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[21:06] <towersfreak> off<br />
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[21:07] <Joelio> shit a sticky log on the sofa arm, where the TV remote usually rests<br />
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[21:07] <Jonathan> There aren't any sofas in my flat, Joelio.<br />
<br />
[21:07] <Joelio> shit in the houses supply of nutella<br />
<br />
[21:08] <Joelio> deep fry some dogshit and hand them a bag of tasty 'Krispy Kremes'<br />
<br />
[21:08] <Joelio> (dog shit is preferable due to consistency)<br />
<br />
[21:09] <Joelio> drink a litre of chocolate milkshake next to some randomer, whilst shitting diarrhea into a urinal<br />
<br />
[21:09] <Joelio> (to give the illusion of it passing straight through)<br />
<br />
[21:11] <Joelio> likewise, sit on your shitter eating double chocolate carte d'or, whilst easing out standard 'uman logs<br />
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[21:11] <Joelio> and that concludes our shite ten minutes<br />
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[18:03] <MinteButtons> I have a photo of me with pony feet and hands. Your argument is invalid<br />
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[18:03] <MinteButtons> And doing an epic bro-hoof<br />
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...<br />
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[18:04] <MinteButtons> I mauled a pinata and put my feet in the feet<br />
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[00:44] <Scott> When staying at my gfs in 1st year, hers went off, I'd never heard it before, and in a deep sleep at 4am I took the batteries out of her alarm, lobbed it at her wall and was like "ITS STILL GOING OFF... WHYYYY?!"<br />
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[23:15] <Craig> sod all your coming out crap, try going back IN to your gran :P <br />
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[23:16] <Scott> what? <br />
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[23:16] <Aly> LMFAOO <br />
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[23:16] <Scott> you went in your gran? <br />
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[23:16] <Aly> That was the best time EVER :P <br />
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[23:16] <Vez> double entendre fail. <br />
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[23:16] <Scott> :p <br />
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[23:16] <Magrathea> Going IN?! :P <br />
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[23:16] <Scott> *fires up the wiki* <br />
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[23:16] <Aly> Wasn't that when I was at your bit Craig? :P <br />
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[23:16] <Vez> one for the wiki <br />
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[23:16] <Aly> Your Gran thought Dom was a male :P<br />
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<Dan77> just like Jonathan, hes a hoover only thing he needs to be good at is sucking.... <br />
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[20:57] *** Joel quit (Quit: Dingdong. This Virgin is rough!)<br />
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[20:48] <Magrathea> I miss my breasts..<br />
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[21:56] <Joelio> thing about chocolate oranges is, I don't know whether to eat them, or to shove them up my ass<br />
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[00:47] <Jonathan> Stupid question, but why do TN hate us? <br />
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[00:47] <Joelio> Because we're dickheads?<br />
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[01:48] * Jem starts some new rumours<br />
<br />
[01:48] <Longy> Too far <br />
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[01:49] <Jonathan> WTF, James?! :O <br />
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[01:49] <Magrathea> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151109623020343&set=a.10150705301945343.711526.545100342&type=1&theater :P <br />
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[01:49] <Longy> Don't want to click <br />
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[01:49] <Longy> It doesn't work <br />
<br />
[01:49] * Poisontom666 stirs vigoursly jem's new rumours <br />
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[01:49] <Magrathea> Oh gawwwd, guys, it's nothing! :P <br />
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[01:49] <Jem> :P <br />
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[01:50] <Longy> :O <br />
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[01:50] <Poisontom666> no worky what is it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????? <br />
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[01:50] <Magrathea> What are you vigorously doing to Jem? :P <br />
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[01:51] <Magrathea> It's nothing, it's just a photo <br />
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[01:51] * Longy feels insecure <br />
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[01:51] * Jem feels violated <br />
<br />
[01:51] * Poisontom666 disturbes Longy <br />
<br />
[01:51] * Longy goes and cries in a corner <br />
<br />
[01:51] * Poisontom666 violates jem with a machete <br />
<br />
[01:51] * Magrathea hides <br />
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[01:52] * Longy finds Magrathea <br />
<br />
[01:52] * Poisontom666 finds magrathea and longy and pervs on them both <br />
<br />
[01:52] * Jem wonders why everyone is using this type of post <br />
<br />
[01:52] * Longy legs it <br />
<br />
[01:52] * Magrathea does NOT appreciate being perved on :( <br />
<br />
[01:52] <Magrathea> I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE. <br />
<br />
[01:52] * Magrathea flounces out <br />
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[01:53] * Longy punches a wall <br />
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[01:53] * Poisontom666 slaps MAG <br />
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[01:53] * Longy slaps Poisontom666 <br />
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[01:53] <Magrathea> Ow! :( <br />
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[01:53] * Poisontom666 headbutts a sheep <br />
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[01:53] * Longy laughs <br />
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[01:53] * Magrathea hits Poisontom666 with his handbag. <br />
<br />
[01:53] * Jem lets of a low yeild nuclear weapon <br />
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[01:54] * Longy backs away <br />
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[01:54] * Poisontom666 blows up Jem with a nuke <br />
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[01:54] <Poisontom666> it's 2012 people it has begun <br />
<br />
[01:54] * Longy believes that we all shall be dead <br />
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[01:55] * Magrathea hides behind Joelio <br />
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[01:55] * Longy locks everyone in a room and blows it up <br />
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[01:55] * Poisontom666 sets many a chav on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <br />
<br />
[01:55] * Longy looks towards Poisontom666 <br />
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[01:56] * Jonathan notes that ALL of this is Wiki-worthy. :P <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Longy was thinking the exact same thing <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Poisontom666 blows up every copy of Call Of Duty <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Longy doesn't care <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Jem delets the wiki <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Longy creates the wiki <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Poisontom666 wants this on Wiki <br />
<br />
[01:56] * Longy likes the wiki <br />
<br />
[01:57] * Poisontom666 nods at Longy approvingly <br />
<br />
[01:57] * Longy nods back <br />
<br />
[01:57] * Longy stares at the magical lava lamp which appears in the room <br />
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[01:58] <Poisontom666> will anyone wiki this or not? <br />
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[01:58] <Jonathan> Right, I need to go to bed, and I frankly don't give a shit about the 60 second rule. I'm off. <br />
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[01:58] <Jem> night jonathan <br />
<br />
[01:58] * Longy thinks Magrathea should wiki it <br />
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[00:22] <Benedique> Aahhh no worries, it's Friday night - he's probably out with 'the secret association of closet gays'. This week they are visiting a wardrobe factory so that they can all hide inside.<br />
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[01:06] <Joelio> Lol, only just realised that Craig is employed by Orange (his girlfriend :P)<br />
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[01:06] <Jonathan> LOL<br />
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[01:06] <Sammy> LOL<br />
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[01:06] <Chris> :P<br />
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[01:06] <FailTard> LOL<br />
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[01:06] <Dan77> LOL<br />
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[01:06] <Craig> Everything Everywhere actually Joelio (your mother :P)<br />
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[01:07] <Joelio> OH LOL<br />
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[20:50] * Aly got distracted :P<br />
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[20:50] <Scott|afk> ;)<br />
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[20:50] *** Aly has left #tt <br />
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[20:50] <Joel> :P <br />
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[20:51] <Scott|afk> LOL <br />
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[20:51] * Joel giggles <br />
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[20:51] <Joel> I wonder if I can make him restart again <br />
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[20:51] <Chris> LOL <br />
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[20:51] *** Aly has joined #tt <br />
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[20:51] <Chris> Aly :( <br />
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[20:51] <Scott|afk> WTF Aly! <br />
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[20:51] <Aly> :'( <br />
<br />
[20:51] * Joel stifles his tittering in the corner <br />
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[20:51] <Scott|afk> Just kick it tbh <br />
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[20:51] *** Aly has left #tt <br />
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[20:52] <Chris> Aly, your internet is screwed <br />
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[20:52] <Aly> I think so lol <br />
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[20:53] <Joel> Oooooohhhhh HOKEY COKEY! <br />
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[20:53] <Aly> Its like CHAT SEX! <br />
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[20:53] <Joel> I cant do it anymore. <br />
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[23:07] <DormiensDave> Hell if he plays safe and is happy let him dip his wick <br />
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[18:56] <Joelio> :|<br />
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[18:56] <Joelio> Whom?<br />
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[18:56] <~Joel> Whats one of them?<br />
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[18:56] <Joelio> Is that a type of Mexican dish?<br />
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[18:56] <Sammy> She is my new flat mate</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/MandylandMandyland2012-01-07T00:47:19Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Song */</p>
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<div>The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind.<br />
See [[Fail]]<br />
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<br />
Also known as:<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
*Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
etc.<br />
<br />
The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.<br />
<br />
== Notable Rides ==<br />
<br />
The park is home to over <s>125</s> 25 <s>rides and attractions</s> fountains:<br />
<br />
*PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built.<br />
*Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.<br />
*[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff.<br />
*Ice Blast - an observation tower<br />
*[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster<br />
*Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]].<br />
*<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb]<br />
*<s>Space Invader</s> Removed, but the building is still there so it <i>looks</i> SBNO (similar to [[Black Hole Tent|Black Hole]])<br />
*<s>Noah's Ark</s><br />
*<s>[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]]</s><br />
*<s>Trauma Towers</s><br />
*<s>Gold Mine</s><br />
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==Song==<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''(Keep repeating forever)''<br />
<br />
<br />
On just this day I fell out of bed,<br />
<br />
And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty.<br />
<br />
So I marched downstairs and to the desk<br />
<br />
Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue,<br />
<br />
I was there all day.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I:<br />
<br />
<br />
Walked round the park,<br />
<br />
Cause the rides don't run.<br />
<br />
Saw Mandy T,<br />
<br />
Had a good moan.<br />
<br />
Broke Bling,<br />
<br />
Crashed the Dipper.<br />
<br />
It was beyond shocking,<br />
<br />
And Infusion stalled upside down.<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The fountains<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The fountains<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The fountains<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''Etc...''<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, [[Amanda Thompson]]!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]<br />
[[Category:Mandyland| ]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TowersTimes_Members_AwardsTowersTimes Members Awards2012-01-06T16:48:44Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Towers Times Members Awards */</p>
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<div>== TowersTimes Members Awards ==<br />
<br />
The TowersTimes award season is a mad time of year, there are endless pre award parties thrown by people trying to buy votes. It is common for lots of "gifts" to be sent to members for no reason apart from the sender is a really nice guy, it has nothing to do with the upcoming voting.<br />
<br />
The awards normally takes place during closed season to help pass some of the long cold roller coaster free days that all enthusiasts have to endure.<br />
<br />
The awards are run in a fun way to get members to look back at the past year and think about all the good and bad things that have appeared on the forum. Its also a good excuse to rewards members with a <s>cheque for £5000</s> shiny new signature for winning such a highly sort after award. It helps keep moral high as there is nothing TTF like more than <s>judging</s> commending people for all their hard work, high quality posting, total spamming of the forum or just being hot!<br />
<br />
[[File:WikiArticleAward.jpg|300px|right|thumb|an example of a high quality award signature from 2010]]<br />
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== History of the awards ==<br />
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The first awards were started in 2001/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 (delete as applicable). It was a great idea someone came up with which sounded like a bit of fun and it proved to be popular with the members. <br />
<br />
It seems that due to a slight admin <s>oversight</s> fail most previous award details have been lost down the back of the [[TTF Chat]] sofa and have not been seen since.<br />
<br />
The 2010 categories up for grabs and who won were:<br />
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'''Best Alton Towers related Topic''' <br />
<br />
In 3rd place is Standardized Queue Time Displays 2 Nominations <br />
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In 2nd place is Sw6 Discussion 3 Nominations <br />
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In 1st place is you Know you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. Started by Blaze and also Th13teen Ride Discussion, started by Craig <br />
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Both receiving at total of 5 nominations each. <br />
<br />
Deserved winners, but those which fell by the wayside were some great topics such as The Mysterious Stuff of Alton Towers which had some great potential. <br />
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<br />
'''Best Non Alton Towers related Topic''' <br />
<br />
In 3rd place is UK parks are AWFUL 3 <br />
<br />
In 2nd place is Student Fees Demonstration 4 <br />
<br />
In 1st place is 101 things we love about Rowe started by Sasquatch Total 5 nominations.<br />
<br />
A very close result, but just outside of the runners up was the Pecs topic. <br />
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'''Funniest Topic of the Year''' <br />
<br />
In 3rd place is A quality Game to Play 2 <br />
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In 2nd place is Scenes we'd like to See 3 <br />
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In 1st place is You Know hen you're addicted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. started by Blaze and receiving 6 nominations. <br />
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'''Fail Topic of the Year'''<br />
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3rd Place is Wraiths Do Everyday Lower - Class Things 2 <br />
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2nd place is 101 things we hate about Kryn! 4 <br />
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1st place is Shrek attraction for 2011? started by Craig, receiving 6 nominations. <br />
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Just missing out a place in the top 3 was the infamous topic Front seat Queues <br />
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'''Best WIKI Article'''<br />
<br />
In 2nd place are The Air & Hex articles both receiving 2 nominations each <br />
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In 1st place is [[Wardley%27s Jacket]] submitted by Rowe, which received 7 nominations. <br />
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Some excellent articles were also nominated, such as the Ultimate article, but alas not enough to make it even to a runners up spot. <br />
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'''Best RCT/No Limits creation'''<br />
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3rd place is Blithering Lodge 4 <br />
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2nd place is East Country Park 5 <br />
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1st place is Gruntpuddle Park, by Diogo, receiving 6 nominations. <br />
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A very tough category, with the likes of Imaginer Johns Th13teen recreation just missing out on the runners up spots. <br />
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'''Best Contributor'''<br />
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3rd Joel 4 <br />
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=2nd Chris ElectricBill 5<br />
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*Winner* <br />
<br />
1st Diogo 6 <br />
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A very close run thing, congratulations to Diogo for winning. <br />
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'''Best Poster''' <br />
<br />
3rd Sam 4 <br />
<br />
2nd Diogo 5 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
<br />
1st Dormiens dave 6 <br />
<br />
Another close result, and a deserved winner. Chris & Astrodan narrowly missing out on a runners up spot. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Worst Poster''' <br />
<br />
3rd Ritadz 2 <br />
<br />
2nd Harveybutterfield 3 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Richdirk123 6 <br />
<br />
Months after being given his marching orders, we still have some fond memories of Richdirk123 <br />
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'''Best Topic Starter''' <br />
<br />
2nd Astrodan 10 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Sam 15 <br />
<br />
A convincing 1st place by Sam, only one runner up with there being so many people on 1 or 2 nominations each. <br />
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<br />
'''Worst Topic Starter''' <br />
<br />
3rd D4n 2 <br />
<br />
2nd HarveyButterfield 3 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Sam 6 <br />
<br />
Oddly enough, Sam managed to beat off competition from Harveybutterfield to steal the crown of Worst Poster as well as Best Poster. Surely an achievement in itself. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Best New Member'''<br />
<br />
3rd Jordan 5 <br />
<br />
2nd Jolieo 8 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Nora 12<br />
<br />
We've had some fantastic new members on TTF over the last 12-18 months. Just missing out on those runners up places were Michael & badgy amongst others. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Geekiest Member'''<br />
<br />
3rd Cheese 4 <br />
<br />
2nd Astrodan 5 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st John 9 <br />
<br />
Without a doubt a deserved winner of this award, we are sure john will relish it. Some very tough competition though, and Sam just missed out on a runners up place there. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Funniest Member''' <br />
<br />
=3rd Astrodan Gloomydude 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Joel 4 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Diogo 6 <br />
<br />
Plenty of different nominations for this, and congratulations to Diogo on bagging another award. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Most serious member''' <br />
<br />
3rd John 4<br />
<br />
2nd BrettS 5 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Sam 6 <br />
<br />
Serious Sam eh :!: , commiserations to both John and BrettS who just missed out on this prestigious award. <br />
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<br />
'''Most helpful member''' <br />
<br />
3rd Vik 5 <br />
<br />
2nd Astrodan 6 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Chris 7 <br />
<br />
Another close run category, with Dean missing out on a runners up spot. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Most irritating Member'''<br />
<br />
2nd Kryn 3 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st D4N ...BrettS 5 <br />
<br />
Two winners here, with both BrettS & D4N receiving 5 nominations each. A much sought after award, which was last won by John(Duckman) back in 2007. <br />
<br />
'''Spammer of the Year''' <br />
<br />
2nd Harveybutterfield 2 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
Kryn 6 <br />
<br />
Trouncing Harveybutterfield, Kryn comes out victorious as being Spammer of the Year <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Hottest Member of the year''' <br />
<br />
3rd Sazzle 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Kaycee 5 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Benedique 6 <br />
<br />
Just narrowly missing out on a runners up spot was Chris, being pipped at the post by Sazzle. So no males in hottest member of the year top 3. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Poser of the Year'''<br />
<br />
=3rd Sam ...Kaycee 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Hark 4 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Rowe 9 <br />
<br />
Great win by Rowe, commiserations to Hark who couldn't quite cut it here. <br />
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<br />
'''Biggest Lift Scab'''<br />
<br />
=3rd Rob ...Sam 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Diogo 4 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Hark 7 <br />
<br />
But Hark redeems himself by bagging the biggest lift scab of 2010, leaving Diogo and Sam looking like pretenders for the title. Better try harder next year chaps. :wink: <br />
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<br />
'''Best Lift giver''' <br />
<br />
3rd MattMash 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Stu 5 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Vik 7 <br />
<br />
Just missing out on those all important runners up places were DanB , Russell & Cheese. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Catchphrase of the year''' <br />
<br />
3rd Failteen 2 <br />
<br />
2nd WOW, look at those... 4 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Billy Billy!, started by the legendry Astrodan 9 <br />
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A convincing win for Astrodan and his Billy! Billy! catchphrase. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Faff Magnet'''<br />
<br />
3rd PopTART 3 <br />
<br />
2nd Astrodan 7 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Rob 9 <br />
<br />
Congratulations to Rob for just pipping Astrodan for being the biggest general faffer. Also well done to PopTART, who hasn't attended many meets this year, but still a runner up with 3 nominations. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''The Anthony Speers Award for Best Dressed''' <br />
=2nd Simon ...tidy_martin 2 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Judy-Poody 8 <br />
<br />
Congratulations to Jude, you now are officially the best dressed person on TTF. Well deserved. <br />
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<br />
'''Funniest Moment of the Year''' <br />
<br />
2nd The canine adventures of Sam 2 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
=1st YMCA on the ULTIMATE ..Notts Natts slide exit at Europa Park 3 each <br />
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<br />
Joint first with YMCA on the Ultimate and Notts Natts epic slide exit at Europa. Though as the award can only go to an individual, then Notts Natt scoops this award. <br />
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<br />
'''Biggest Fail moment''' <br />
<br />
2nd Th13teen opening day stampede 2 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Dislocate Gate, featuring Alex & Nora 12 <br />
<br />
What can we say, the winner by a convincing margin was Dislocate Gate. The incident where poor Alex was violently abused by Nora (Ellie), and resulted in a trip to A&E. Alex has been traumatised ever since and has needed counselling to overcome his fear on Ellie. Both Alex and Nora will both receive the award for this category. <br />
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'''Biggest Shop Faffer''' <br />
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3rd Russell 2 <br />
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2nd Astrodan 4 <br />
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*Winner* <br />
1st Rob 14 <br />
<br />
Rob comes out top again in a Faff category. If it's not buying an On Ride Photo, it's stopping to buy some snacks and merch. Well done Rob, we hope you savour this award for years to come. <br />
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'''Campest member'''<br />
3rd Sam 4 <br />
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2nd SAM93 7 <br />
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*Winner* <br />
1st tidy_martin 9 <br />
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Fighting off some hardy competition from SAM93, tidy_martin manages to bag Campest Member of the year. Stu just missing out on a runners up spot, along with PopTART. <br />
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'''Most violent member''' <br />
<br />
3rd Hark 2 <br />
<br />
2nd Astrodan 3 <br />
<br />
*Winner* <br />
1st Nora 20 <br />
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== 2011 Awards ==<br />
<br />
<br />
2011 Topic/ Site Awards<br />
<br />
<br />
Best Alton Towers related Topic<br />
<br />
Best Non Alton Towers related Topic<br />
<br />
Funniest Topic of the Year<br />
<br />
Fail Topic of the Year<br />
<br />
Best RCT/ No-Limits creation<br />
<br />
Best Wiki Page of the year<br />
<br />
<br />
2011 Forum Awards<br />
<br />
Best Contributor<br />
<br />
Best Poster<br />
<br />
Worst Poster<br />
<br />
Best Topic Starter <br />
<br />
Worst Topic Starter<br />
<br />
Best New Member <br />
<br />
The John Wardley Appreciation Society Geekiest Member of the Year Award<br />
<br />
Funniest Member <br />
<br />
Most serious member <br />
<br />
Most helpful member <br />
<br />
Spammer of the Year<br />
<br />
Hottest Male Member of the year<br />
<br />
Hottest Female Member of the year<br />
<br />
Poser of the Year<br />
<br />
Cutest Couple<br />
<br />
2011 Meet-up Awards<br />
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Biggest Lift Scab<br />
<br />
The Peugeot 206 Driving School “Best Lift giver” Award<br />
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Catchphrase of the year<br />
<br />
The Simon & Satch Faff Magnet Award<br />
<br />
The Gok Wan Best dressed Award<br />
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Best Scare-Fest Costume<br />
<br />
Funniest Moment of the Year<br />
<br />
Best New Meet Monkey of the Year Award (Sponsored by Deans Meet-up Hotline)<br />
<br />
Lateness Award (Sponsored by Stigzy)<br />
<br />
Biggest Ride Whore<br />
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We are also happy to announce what will hopefully be the Annual “Gold Member Award” this award will be voted on by the TT team to acknowledge those members who have over time made a huge impact to the TT experience either on the forum or meets (or both), the number of “Gold Member” awards allocated remains at the discretion of the team.</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Lost_CityLost City2011-11-17T18:07:28Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Samurai */</p>
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<div>[[Lost|Lost]] City at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still <nowiki>lost</nowiki> in the <nowiki>lost</nowiki> city. The area is mainly themed blue with 'meaningful names' here and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'. <br />
<br />
== Rides and Attractions == <br />
<br />
[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people. <br />
<br />
=== Rush ===<br />
<br />
A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA (In the sence that it arrived in a big flat box that wouldn't fit in the boot of the car, they spent ages assembling it, yelled and swore at it, found half the parts were missing, went back for spares, found IKEA had discontinued the set, got some from another set which didn't match, finally got it together, let it run for a while, broke it, fixed it, ran it, left it, few pieces dropped off it, rebuilt it, swore at it some more, got it working, never looked back at it!) <br />
<br />
Also known as Thrush.<br />
<br />
=== Vortex ===<br />
<br />
A glorified roundabout on a swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that nobody really <s>wants to admit they like</s> enjoys. <br />
<br />
Also known as Boretex. <br />
<br />
=== Samurai ===<br />
<br />
A Mondial [[Topscan|Topscan]]. This used to be over at [[Chessington World of Adventures|Chessington]] under the same name, but [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] hired some [[Chav|chav]] ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to [[SAW: The Ride]], brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.<br />
<br />
In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.<br />
<br />
The ride is also notorious for being worse than [[Hex]] at parking after a cycle.<br />
<br />
Also known as Shamurai.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Faff Ride]]<br />
[[Category: Themed Area]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Lost_CityLost City2011-11-17T18:06:24Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Samurai */</p>
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<div>[[Lost|Lost]] City at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still <nowiki>lost</nowiki> in the <nowiki>lost</nowiki> city. The area is mainly themed blue with 'meaningful names' here and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'. <br />
<br />
== Rides and Attractions == <br />
<br />
[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people. <br />
<br />
=== Rush ===<br />
<br />
A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA (In the sence that it arrived in a big flat box that wouldn't fit in the boot of the car, they spent ages assembling it, yelled and swore at it, found half the parts were missing, went back for spares, found IKEA had discontinued the set, got some from another set which didn't match, finally got it together, let it run for a while, broke it, fixed it, ran it, left it, few pieces dropped off it, rebuilt it, swore at it some more, got it working, never looked back at it!) <br />
<br />
Also known as Thrush.<br />
<br />
=== Vortex ===<br />
<br />
A glorified roundabout on a swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that nobody really <s>wants to admit they like</s> enjoys. <br />
<br />
Also known as Boretex. <br />
<br />
=== Samurai ===<br />
<br />
A Mondial [[Topscan|Topscan]]. This used to be over at [[Chessington World of Adventures|Chessington]] under the same name, but [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] hired some [[Chav|chav]] ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to [[SAW: The Ride]], brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.<br />
<br />
In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.<br />
<br />
The ride is also notorious for being worse than [[Hex]] at parking after a cycle.<br />
Also known as Shamurai.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Faff Ride]]<br />
[[Category: Themed Area]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Thorpe_ParkThorpe Park2011-11-17T18:01:12Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Water Rides */</p>
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<div>''Oops, Maybe You Were looking For [[Fail]]''<br />
<br />
''This article is about the only pikey stronghold south of Nottingham, for the caravan park in Cleethorpes, see [[Thorpe Park (the original and best)]].''<br />
<br />
''(Some of this is graciously stolen from Unencyclopedia. Thanks!)''<br />
<br />
[[File:Thorpe.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Their slogan is 'Twisted Pleasure... Twisted Pleasure in conning you out of your money, your dignity, your life's existence and '''NEW FOR 2011! Your eyesight!''']]<br />
<br />
Thorpe Park (also known as [[Fail|Fail]] Park, Thorpe Krap, Hell or The place which we do not speak of) is one of Britain's worst nightmares and the British enthusiast's dream gone horribly wrong with added <nowiki>FAIL</nowiki>. A [[Chav|chav]] breeding ground and so called 'Thrill Capital', it's only thrills are the queuelines and the fact rides break down every day, on the hour and every hour. It is a place of terror for any family within children under 12 and no wait... let me rephrase that... it is Britain's most voted place of terror. <br />
<br />
The Scottish equivalent to Thorpe Park is [[M and Ds]]. No arguments. It just is. <br />
<br />
The park's slogan is ''Join the queue for real fun!'' and it appears in all cases, this is true. <br />
<br />
Sometimes, it's just less hassle to visit [[Chessington World of Adventures]]. Why? Because it's the land of [[John Wardley|God himself]]!<br />
<br />
''See also: [[Thorpe Park: The Musical]]''<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
<br />
The park was opened in 1979 as a very nice and decent place where everyone could go and have a jolly old time! Families liked it. Enthusiasts liked it. It had some lovely little rides and attractions too that were decent as well and sometimes... even good! Wonderful even. Of course this was back before the chavs were an invented species and the 21st century had come into motion.<br />
<br />
Some former rides and attractions are as follows:<br />
<br />
*Phantom Fantasia/Wicked Witches Haunt - Burnt down just after the news of a [[Intamin]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] came along. This was the Southern equivalent to [[Duel|The Haunted House]] at [[Alton Towers]], with a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtftJXs0Ww 1990 onride] to prove it. There used to be an animatronic witch at the front of the ride who cackled at you for your stupid 80s mullet/90s shave. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_U9HPovTk#t=4m15s This is what remained of the fire incident. Look at what Intamin did to the park!]<br />
<br />
*Magic Mill/Mr Rabbit's Tropical Travels - Also partially burnt down with Wicked Witches Haunt. This was a wonderful and pleasant ride that was the Southern equivalent to [[Toyland Tours]] at <nowiki>Alton Towers</nowiki> with another [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVOQD5IUp0g onride] to prove it. T'was rethemed to the Ranger County area and soon replaced by Nymphferior. <br />
<br />
*Pirates 4D - Possibly one of the most decent 4D shows in the UK at the time with an animatronic pirate parrot, the film starred Leslie Nielsen and Eric Idle. The Naked Gun [[Meets|meets]] Monty Python with a big heap of pirate costumes? AHOY! Was removed for <s>[[Fail|FAIL]]</s> Time Voyagers.<br />
<br />
*Thorpe Farm - Decent farm, [[Closed|closed]] because nobody cared for it anymore. <br />
<br />
*Model World - Decent models of various visitor attractions around the world. <br />
<br />
== Reliability record ==<br />
<br />
Absolutely terrible. Put it this way - if you want to ride anything, don't bother spending £39, just walk round your local chav-infested town centre, it's a pretty similar experience as you usually cant ride anything decent at Thorpe anyway!<br />
<br />
== 2011 Pass Holder Preview Day ==<br />
<br />
The park received considerable criticism during their 2011 Pass Holder Preview day when approximately 97 people turned up, more than triple the expected amount.<br />
<br />
Staff were unable to cope with the influx of people and a public toilet had to be opened in attempt to keep waste to a minimum.<br />
<br />
X:\ No Way Out was required to run with one train, more than double the typical amount required on Pass Holder Preview Days.<br />
<br />
== Rides & Attractions ==<br />
<br />
=== Rollercoasters ===<br />
<br />
*[[Colossus]]<br />
*[[Nemesis Inferno]]<br />
*[[Stealth]] <br />
*[[SAW: The Ride]]<br />
*[[X:\No Way Out]]<br />
*The Flying Fish<br />
<br />
=== Thrill Rides ===<br />
<br />
*[[Lost City|Rush]]<br />
*[[Lost City|Vortex]] <br />
*[[Lost City|Samurai]]<br />
*[[Canada Creek|Slammer]] <br />
*[[Calypso Quay|Detonator]]<br />
<br />
=== Water Rides ===<br />
<br />
*[[Tidal Wave]]<br />
*[[Loggers Leap]] <br />
*[[Neptunes Kingdom|Depth Charge]]<br />
*[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] ''(Due to the recent addition of Storm Surge Rumba Rapids suddenly doesn't feel so bad)''<br />
<br />
=== Family Rides ===<br />
<br />
*Mr Monkey's Banana Ride<br />
*Rangers Carousel <br />
*Rocky Express<br />
*Quantum<br />
*Storm in a Teacup<br />
<br />
=== Misc ===<br />
<br />
*[[SAW:Alive]]<br />
*[[Time Voyagers]]<br />
*<nowiki>Tidal Wave</nowiki> Wetzone <br />
<br />
=== The One Nobody Likes ===<br />
<br />
*2011 new attraction: A '[[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]', the literal Cypress Gardens castaway!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Thorpe_ParkThorpe Park2011-11-17T17:59:27Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div>''Oops, Maybe You Were looking For [[Fail]]''<br />
<br />
''This article is about the only pikey stronghold south of Nottingham, for the caravan park in Cleethorpes, see [[Thorpe Park (the original and best)]].''<br />
<br />
''(Some of this is graciously stolen from Unencyclopedia. Thanks!)''<br />
<br />
[[File:Thorpe.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Their slogan is 'Twisted Pleasure... Twisted Pleasure in conning you out of your money, your dignity, your life's existence and '''NEW FOR 2011! Your eyesight!''']]<br />
<br />
Thorpe Park (also known as [[Fail|Fail]] Park, Thorpe Krap, Hell or The place which we do not speak of) is one of Britain's worst nightmares and the British enthusiast's dream gone horribly wrong with added <nowiki>FAIL</nowiki>. A [[Chav|chav]] breeding ground and so called 'Thrill Capital', it's only thrills are the queuelines and the fact rides break down every day, on the hour and every hour. It is a place of terror for any family within children under 12 and no wait... let me rephrase that... it is Britain's most voted place of terror. <br />
<br />
The Scottish equivalent to Thorpe Park is [[M and Ds]]. No arguments. It just is. <br />
<br />
The park's slogan is ''Join the queue for real fun!'' and it appears in all cases, this is true. <br />
<br />
Sometimes, it's just less hassle to visit [[Chessington World of Adventures]]. Why? Because it's the land of [[John Wardley|God himself]]!<br />
<br />
''See also: [[Thorpe Park: The Musical]]''<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
<br />
The park was opened in 1979 as a very nice and decent place where everyone could go and have a jolly old time! Families liked it. Enthusiasts liked it. It had some lovely little rides and attractions too that were decent as well and sometimes... even good! Wonderful even. Of course this was back before the chavs were an invented species and the 21st century had come into motion.<br />
<br />
Some former rides and attractions are as follows:<br />
<br />
*Phantom Fantasia/Wicked Witches Haunt - Burnt down just after the news of a [[Intamin]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] came along. This was the Southern equivalent to [[Duel|The Haunted House]] at [[Alton Towers]], with a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtftJXs0Ww 1990 onride] to prove it. There used to be an animatronic witch at the front of the ride who cackled at you for your stupid 80s mullet/90s shave. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_U9HPovTk#t=4m15s This is what remained of the fire incident. Look at what Intamin did to the park!]<br />
<br />
*Magic Mill/Mr Rabbit's Tropical Travels - Also partially burnt down with Wicked Witches Haunt. This was a wonderful and pleasant ride that was the Southern equivalent to [[Toyland Tours]] at <nowiki>Alton Towers</nowiki> with another [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVOQD5IUp0g onride] to prove it. T'was rethemed to the Ranger County area and soon replaced by Nymphferior. <br />
<br />
*Pirates 4D - Possibly one of the most decent 4D shows in the UK at the time with an animatronic pirate parrot, the film starred Leslie Nielsen and Eric Idle. The Naked Gun [[Meets|meets]] Monty Python with a big heap of pirate costumes? AHOY! Was removed for <s>[[Fail|FAIL]]</s> Time Voyagers.<br />
<br />
*Thorpe Farm - Decent farm, [[Closed|closed]] because nobody cared for it anymore. <br />
<br />
*Model World - Decent models of various visitor attractions around the world. <br />
<br />
== Reliability record ==<br />
<br />
Absolutely terrible. Put it this way - if you want to ride anything, don't bother spending £39, just walk round your local chav-infested town centre, it's a pretty similar experience as you usually cant ride anything decent at Thorpe anyway!<br />
<br />
== 2011 Pass Holder Preview Day ==<br />
<br />
The park received considerable criticism during their 2011 Pass Holder Preview day when approximately 97 people turned up, more than triple the expected amount.<br />
<br />
Staff were unable to cope with the influx of people and a public toilet had to be opened in attempt to keep waste to a minimum.<br />
<br />
X:\ No Way Out was required to run with one train, more than double the typical amount required on Pass Holder Preview Days.<br />
<br />
== Rides & Attractions ==<br />
<br />
=== Rollercoasters ===<br />
<br />
*[[Colossus]]<br />
*[[Nemesis Inferno]]<br />
*[[Stealth]] <br />
*[[SAW: The Ride]]<br />
*[[X:\No Way Out]]<br />
*The Flying Fish<br />
<br />
=== Thrill Rides ===<br />
<br />
*[[Lost City|Rush]]<br />
*[[Lost City|Vortex]] <br />
*[[Lost City|Samurai]]<br />
*[[Canada Creek|Slammer]] <br />
*[[Calypso Quay|Detonator]]<br />
<br />
=== Water Rides ===<br />
<br />
*[[Tidal Wave]]<br />
*[[Loggers Leap]] <br />
*[[Neptunes Kingdom|Depth Charge]]<br />
*[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] ''(Due to the recent addition of Storm Surge to the park Rumba Rapids has suddenly felt a lot better)''<br />
<br />
=== Family Rides ===<br />
<br />
*Mr Monkey's Banana Ride<br />
*Rangers Carousel <br />
*Rocky Express<br />
*Quantum<br />
*Storm in a Teacup<br />
<br />
=== Misc ===<br />
<br />
*[[SAW:Alive]]<br />
*[[Time Voyagers]]<br />
*<nowiki>Tidal Wave</nowiki> Wetzone <br />
<br />
=== The One Nobody Likes ===<br />
<br />
*2011 new attraction: A '[[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]', the literal Cypress Gardens castaway!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-10-13T20:58:12Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
<br />
It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
<br />
TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
<br />
TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
<br />
Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
<br />
Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
<br />
In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
<br />
== Moderation ==<br />
<br />
TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
<br />
== Special Events ==<br />
<br />
Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:13] <Oli> ...<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on<br />
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[20:38:06] <@Ian> I'm still here Vez :P<br />
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[20:38:15] <@Ian> (Not sure if that's a good thing)<br />
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[20:38:17] <kamfira> YAY<br />
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[20:38:19] <kamfira> lets get baby making<br />
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21:21 Ian Under where your arse was LOL!<br />
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21:21 Ian You were sat on it<br />
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22:55 <Joelio> fuck my pasty white skin :P<br />
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[23:18] <@Magrathea> Camelot Accident FTL :|<br />
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[23:18] <Sam> Oooh I need to do my hourly news check to see if that cunt has been killed yet<br />
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[20:03] <Dagan> fist him :P<br />
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[20:03] <TowersFreak> ewwwww<br />
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[20:03] <Dagan> um.. wait...<br />
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[20:03] <@Chris> :o<br />
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[20:03] <Jonathan> No, Dagan. Just no.<br />
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[20:03] <TowersFreak> lmao<br />
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[20:04] <Joelio> LOL Dagan!<br />
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[23:49:18] <natalie> I still have boobs yes joelio<br />
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[23:49:25] <Joelio> I know you do Nat! :D<br />
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[23:49:32] <Jem8472> Joelio you are obessed with Boobs! :P<br />
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[23:49:34] <Jem8472> http://youtu.be/Q5OZCWaJBdc<br />
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[23:49:35] <Jem8472> WANT<br />
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[23:49:41] <Joelio> I mean err... you have boobs, haven't noticed?<br />
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[23:50:18] <natalie> haha lol I'll get em out for you one day when you grow up lol<br />
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[23:50:28] <@Chris> :O<br />
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[23:50:43] <Towers-Loaf> :O<br />
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[23:50:55] <Towers-Loaf> thinking about we were on the last public train that ever went round (the others being media, compitition winners and staff)<br />
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[23:50:57] <Jem8472> *listens for the scrabble of keyboards to get that quote on the wiki*<br />
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[21:47] <kamfira> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHITECRAFT<br />
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[21:47] <DanB> I WILL IF YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HORSES ALL THE TIME!<br />
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[18:47] <Joelio> Nemesis theme is great to have an angry wank to...<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> FUCKING ALTON TOWERS<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> I've just been chewing on the fish shower gel from ATH and it's burst in my mouth<br />
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[00:39] <Benedique> all I can taste is nasty shower gel ... EURGHHHHHHHHHH<br />
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[00:40] <Joelio> was that practice for Saturday Dom? :P<br />
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[00:40] <Benedique> eurghhh I'm spitting bubbles and soap suds :'(<br />
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[00:40] <@Ian> Foaming at the mouth are we Dom?<br />
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[15:42:54] <Applejack> Yay!<br />
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[15:42:57] <Mike> tbh - looks-wise, there isnt mcuh difference between Applejack and this D4n guy I know....<br />
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[15:43:04] <Georgia> LOLOLOLOLOL.<br />
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[15:43:05] <Rarity> Mike do you have a problem with moi?<br />
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[15:43:12] <Applejack> I am D4n's twin.<br />
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[15:43:16] <Applejack> Neiiigghh.<br />
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[15:43:20] <Fluttershy> Applejack's a bitch though. :(<br />
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[15:43:25] <Applejack> :'(<br />
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[15:43:31] <Fluttershy> Jus' sayin'<br />
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[15:43:38] <Fluttershy> Applejack and Rainbow Dash ftl.<br />
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[15:43:46] <Fluttershy> Fluttershy and Pinkie <3<br />
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[15:43:51] <Rarity> OI.<br />
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[15:43:52] <Mike> Just figured out who is who :P<br />
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[15:43:55] <Applejack> Pinkie and Flutteryshy FTFL.<br />
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[15:43:56] <Rarity> What about me?<br />
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[15:44:07] Mike thinks AppleJack and Rarity should kiss and make up :P<br />
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[15:44:14] <Fluttershy> Flutteryshy? Piss off Applejack.<br />
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[15:44:14] Mike gets popcorn<br />
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[15:44:29] <Rarity> I, for one, am not a lesbian.<br />
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[15:44:34] <Mike> Kinky roleplaying isit now? :P<br />
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[15:44:36] <Applejack> Typo you noob.<br />
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[15:45:00] <Georgia> I think it is Mike...<br />
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[15:45:09] <Georgia> Applejack.... just.... go away.<br />
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[15:45:31] <Mike> Well, considering you're controlling him, thats not hard ;) :P<br />
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[15:45:39] <Rarity> Georgia would you like a makeover?<br />
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[15:45:52] <Georgia> Uhhmm... I'm not really a girly girl. :)<br />
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[15:46:02] <Fluttershy> Mike... how are you managing to control 3 accounts at once? :P<br />
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[15:46:07] <Rarity> You disappoint me<br />
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[15:46:10] <Mike> I m not ;P<br />
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[15:46:16] <Fluttershy> Clearly, you are.<br />
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[15:46:17] <Applejack> This is Mike.<br />
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[15:46:20] <Rarity> I'm not Mike<br />
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[15:46:23] <Applejack> I have taken Applejack hostage.<br />
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[15:46:35] <Fluttershy> You ARE Applejack...<br />
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[15:46:49] <Applejack> This is Mike currently typing, noob.<br />
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[15:46:51] <Mike> :P<br />
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[15:46:57] <Mike> It blatenty isnt ;)<br />
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[15:47:03] <Applejack> Yes it issss!<br />
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[15:47:12] <Georgia> Sorry Rarity:(<br />
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[15:47:16] <Mike> Applejack Username: georgiaa<br />
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[15:47:20] <Rarity> You should be :(<br />
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[15:47:25] <Mike> (from IRC's getinfo command :P )<br />
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[15:47:33] <Rarity> None of my pony friends are as glamorous as I.<br />
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[15:47:34] <Applejack> You lie.<br />
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[15:47:35] <Applejack> I lie!<br />
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[15:47:38] <Applejack> Muhhahahahaaaaa.<br />
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[15:47:39] <Rarity> And nor are you. :(<br />
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[15:48:07] <Georgia> :(<br />
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[15:48:24] <Applejack> I like to eat sprout milkshake.<br />
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[15:48:33] <Rarity> Hmm... perhaps I could tempt Mike?<br />
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[15:48:38] <Applejack> 'Cos Imma frickin pony.<br />
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[15:48:39] <Rarity> Gays like makeovers, yar?<br />
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[15:48:41] <Georgia> LOL yeah!<br />
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[15:48:52] <Fluttershy> :P<br />
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[15:49:34] <Rarity> I think I might have offended him.<br />
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[15:49:35] Mike hides<br />
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[15:49:40] <Rarity> How unfortunate.<br />
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[15:49:46] <Rarity> ... that said. I can't offend myself.<br />
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[15:49:58] Fluttershy is confused now. :P<br />
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[15:50:00] Applejack Licks Mike.<br />
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[15:50:07] <Fluttershy> Oh. Dear. God.<br />
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[15:50:08] <Mike> :O<br />
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[15:50:10] Applejack Tenderly.<br />
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[15:50:20] Mike could get used to this tbh<br />
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[15:50:25] <Mike> :P<br />
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[15:50:26] <Applejack> ;)<br />
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[15:50:29] <Georgia> :|<br />
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[15:50:40] <Rarity> I, unlike Applejack, have far too much decency to lick one. <br />
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[15:50:59] <Rarity> Disgusting habit<br />
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[15:51:03] Applejack Shats on Rarity for having too much decency.<br />
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[15:51:09] <Rarity> MY MANE!<br />
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[15:51:12] <Rarity> YOU BITCH!<br />
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[15:51:17] <Applejack> :):)<br />
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[15:51:28] Fluttershy notes that the last 15 minutes of chat has ALL been Wiki-worthy. :P<br />
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[15:51:41] <Applejack> HEY EVERYONE.<br />
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[15:51:46] <Applejack> :)<br />
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[15:51:52] <Rarity> Piss off yo' bitch.<br />
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[15:51:56] <Rarity> Stealing my screen-time.<br />
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[15:52:05] <Fluttershy> Rarity uses full-stops <3<br />
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[15:52:12] <Fluttershy> ... nice tactic there, Mike.<br />
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[15:52:19] <Fluttershy> ... make people think that it's me. :P<br />
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[15:52:20] Applejack Shoots out another load of shat for Rarity's mane.<br />
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[15:52:32] <Rarity> I shall not tolerate such behaviour.<br />
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[15:52:37] <Applejack> You just did.:)<br />
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[15:52:47] <Rarity> I shall report you to the appropriate authorities. <br />
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[15:52:50] <Applejack> :D<br />
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[15:53:07] <Rarity> You whore.<br />
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[15:53:10] <Applejack> ;)<br />
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[15:53:17] <Applejack> You luurrrvveee it really.<br />
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[15:53:38] <Rarity> I do not. <br />
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[15:53:46] <Applejack> You do.<br />
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[15:54:12] <Rarity> I shall not enter a fruitless debate in which I am arguing regarding my own opinion.<br />
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[15:54:16] <Rarity> I am aware of my opinion.<br />
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[15:54:19] <Rarity> You are not.<br />
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[15:54:34] Fluttershy chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"<br />
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[15:55:10] Rarity has quit (Client exited).<br />
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[15:55:11] Applejack Can't really be bothered to figure out what Rarity just said, so pukes up a load of carrots.<br />
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[15:55:16] <Fluttershy> ^ Rage quit. :P<br />
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[01:31:59] Jem8472 pokes Joelios lifeless body with a stick<br />
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[01:32:17] <Jem8472> Nope dead<br />
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[01:45:31] <Jen> I'll get naked on webcam Joelio<br />
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[01:45:40] <Ogoid> pics or gtfo!<br />
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[23:47:30] <Scott> Wet t-shirt compy for Project Balloon<br />
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[23:47:38] <Ogoid> YES!<br />
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[23:47:38] <&Chris> I like this idea<br />
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[23:47:40] <Mike> ^^^tthis!<br />
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[20:09:32] Magrathea reappears at the mention of estrogen<br />
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[21:12] <D4n> ... shame Ian changed his username.<br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Right <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Gwazi reopening <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> So. Off again <br><br />
[21:13] <D4n> It's shit. <br><br />
[21:13] <Joel|Phone> Laters!<br><br />
[21:13] <D4n> ... but have fun! :P <br> <br />
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[21:14] *** D4n has been kicked by Crabbe (You're shit tbh (Joel))<br><br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Other ways to get kicked?<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Cunt<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Shit<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Fuck<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> Bastard<br />
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[16:31] <Jonathan> Bollocks<br />
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[16:31] <D4n> ...<br />
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[16:31] <Jonathan> Oops...<br />
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[16:31] <Georgia> LOL<br />
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[16:31] <D4n> How rude!<br />
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22:40 AdamJames Hi Jordan<br />
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22:41 AdamJames Are you riding a virgin atm?<br />
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(after silly blabbering about MAP's)<br />
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22:43 Jordan||train The one I'm riding is rather slow and dirty tonight<br />
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[21:57] <Aly> I'm just a horny person Stu :P</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Tacky_GimmickinessTacky Gimmickiness2011-10-03T17:49:12Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>''Oops, did you mean [[Th13teen]]?''</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Themepark_MonopolyThemepark Monopoly2011-09-28T18:07:03Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Currency */</p>
<hr />
<div>New from Hasbro and TTF, it's Themepark Monopoly - Euro Edition! <br />
<br />
Now you too can be Merlin, and build up your European themepark Monopoly! Make millions, even billions while building new attractions, and extorting other players!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Player Pieces==<br />
First of all, each player must choose their piece to play with. This will be yours for the duration of the game. Pieces include:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Coaster Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Rapids Raft'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Dodgem Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Carrousel Horse'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Log Flume Boat'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Waltzer Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Special Squares and Features==<br />
While playing Themepark Monopoly there are several key aspects which can both make and break your career.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Fastrack and Single Rider Cards -''' These two different types of card are issued to a player who lands on the corresponding square on the board. They can be both good and bad. You may launch a sensational new show and rake in the cash, or you may be fined for noise levels. It's pure luck! Just cross your fingers and hope...<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Park Security -''' You don't want to end up in Park Security! If you do you will not be able to receive any income from your parks and attractions. A player may find themselves in Park Security by either landing on the Go To Park Security square, receiving a Fastrack or Single Rider card ordering them to do so, or by rolling three doubles in a row. To get out of Park Security a player must either roll a double, pay a £50 million fine, wait three turns,or use a Security Exemption card.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Manufacturers -''' Themepark Monopoly features two manufacture squares. This being the Euro Edition the two manufacturers are two of Europe's biggest; Bolliger and Mabillard, and Intamin AG. These two companies are available to purchase, to any player. Once in your ownership any other player who lands on these squares must pay the owner for a new ride. The sum is dictated by adding both dice together and timsing the number by four (If both B&M and Intamin are owned the dice are timsed by ten)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Car Park -''' The Car Park square is the "rest" square on the board, where no activity ever occurs. Pointless, but key to every themepark!<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Station -''' This is the square where the game all begins. It marks both the beginning and the end of the board. When a player passes through the station they receive their £200 million salary (Unless otherwise instructed)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Monorail Stations -''' A key part to any themepark is the transport system. In Themepark Monopoly these are shown as Monorail Stations. There are four stations, one on each side of the board, all priced at £200 million each. The more stations a player owns the more they can charge for the journey (Prices shown on the deed cards)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Currency==<br />
Currency is the key to success in any monopoly, and Themepark Monopoly is no exception! The Euro Edition uses the Pound as it's currency. The notes are broken down into the following denominations:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£500 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£100 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£50 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£20 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£10 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£5 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£1 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
Currency is used to fund all your expenses in Themepark Monopoly, and prices are always shown on either the board or cards. The bank is used to hold all of the money in the game not in play, and receives all payments in the game which are not to another player.<br />
<br />
==Parks and Attractions==<br />
When playing Themepark Monopoly the objective is to make as much money as possible. To do this you will need to buy your themeparks. When a player lands on an unowned park they may buy it if they wish. When in the player's ownership they will charge Admission to any other players who land on their parks (Admission Charges shown on all deed cards)<br />
<br />
<br />
When all parks in a coloured set are owned by a player the base Admission Charge of all parks in the set is doubled. The owner can also begin development once a complete set is owned. The owner may build up to four flat rides. The more flat rides in each park the higher the Admission Charge becomes. Once four flat rides have been built the owner may choose to convert them into a Roller Coaster. This again increases the Admission Charge to the highest it may be.<br />
<br />
<br />
The parks in Themepark Monopoly are in coloured groups as follows (From lowest value to highest)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Brown -''' M&Ds, Fantasy Island<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Light Blue -''' Camelot, Pleasurewood Hills, Bagatelle<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Pink -''' Gulivers World, Lightwater Valley, Walygator<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Orange -''' Drayton Manor Park, Flamingo Land, Plopsaland<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Red -''' Parc Asterix, Thorpe Park, Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Yellow -''' Heide Park, Gardaland, Chessington World of Adventures<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Green -''' Efteling, Alton Towers Resort, Phantasialand<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Dark Blue -''' Europa Park, Disneyland Paris<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Coming Soon==<br />
Watch out for future release from Hasbro and TTF, including:<br />
<br />
<br />
Themepark Monopoly - America Edition<br />
<br />
<br />
Themepark Monopoly - Asia Edition</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Themepark_MonopolyThemepark Monopoly2011-09-28T18:03:20Z<p>TedTheHuman: Created page with 'New from Hasbro and TTF, it's Themepark Monopoly - Euro Edition! Now you too can be Merlin, and build up your European themepark Monopoly! Make millions, even billions while bu…'</p>
<hr />
<div>New from Hasbro and TTF, it's Themepark Monopoly - Euro Edition! <br />
<br />
Now you too can be Merlin, and build up your European themepark Monopoly! Make millions, even billions while building new attractions, and extorting other players!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Player Pieces==<br />
First of all, each player must choose their piece to play with. This will be yours for the duration of the game. Pieces include:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Coaster Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Rapids Raft'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Dodgem Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Carrousel Horse'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Log Flume Boat'''<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Waltzer Car'''<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Special Squares and Features==<br />
While playing Themepark Monopoly there are several key aspects which can both make and break your career.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Fastrack and Single Rider Cards -''' These two different types of card are issued to a player who lands on the corresponding square on the board. They can be both good and bad. You may launch a sensational new show and rake in the cash, or you may be fined for noise levels. It's pure luck! Just cross your fingers and hope...<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Park Security -''' You don't want to end up in Park Security! If you do you will not be able to receive any income from your parks and attractions. A player may find themselves in Park Security by either landing on the Go To Park Security square, receiving a Fastrack or Single Rider card ordering them to do so, or by rolling three doubles in a row. To get out of Park Security a player must either roll a double, pay a £50 million fine, wait three turns,or use a Security Exemption card.<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Manufacturers -''' Themepark Monopoly features two manufacture squares. This being the Euro Edition the two manufacturers are two of Europe's biggest; Bolliger and Mabillard, and Intamin AG. These two companies are available to purchase, to any player. Once in your ownership any other player who lands on these squares must pay the owner for a new ride. The sum is dictated by adding both dice together and timsing the number by four (If both B&M and Intamin are owned the dice are timsed by ten)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Car Park -''' The Car Park square is the "rest" square on the board, where no activity ever occurs. Pointless, but key to every themepark!<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Station -''' This is the square where the game all begins. It marks both the beginning and the end of the board. When a player passes through the station they receive their £200 million salary (Unless otherwise instructed)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Monorail Stations -''' A key part to any themepark is the transport system. In Themepark Monopoly these are shown as Monorail Stations. There are four stations, one on each side of the board, all priced at £200 million each. The more stations a player owns the more they can charge for the journey (Prices shown on the deed cards)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Currency==<br />
Currency is the key to success in any monopoly, and Themepark Monopoly is no exception! The Euro Edition uses the Pound as it's currency. The notes are broken down into the following denominations:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''£500 million'''<br />
'''£100 million'''<br />
'''£50 million'''<br />
'''£20 million'''<br />
'''£10 million'''<br />
'''£5 million'''<br />
'''£1 million'''<br />
<br />
<br />
Currency is used to fund all your expenses in Themepark Monopoly, and prices are always shown on either the board or cards. The bank is used to hold all of the money in the game not in play, and receives all payments in the game which are not to another player.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Parks and Attractions==<br />
When playing Themepark Monopoly the objective is to make as much money as possible. To do this you will need to buy your themeparks. When a player lands on an unowned park they may buy it if they wish. When in the player's ownership they will charge Admission to any other players who land on their parks (Admission Charges shown on all deed cards)<br />
<br />
<br />
When all parks in a coloured set are owned by a player the base Admission Charge of all parks in the set is doubled. The owner can also begin development once a complete set is owned. The owner may build up to four flat rides. The more flat rides in each park the higher the Admission Charge becomes. Once four flat rides have been built the owner may choose to convert them into a Roller Coaster. This again increases the Admission Charge to the highest it may be.<br />
<br />
<br />
The parks in Themepark Monopoly are in coloured groups as follows (From lowest value to highest)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Brown -''' M&Ds, Fantasy Island<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Light Blue -''' Camelot, Pleasurewood Hills, Bagatelle<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Pink -''' Gulivers World, Lightwater Valley, Walygator<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Orange -''' Drayton Manor Park, Flamingo Land, Plopsaland<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Red -''' Parc Asterix, Thorpe Park, Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Yellow -''' Heide Park, Gardaland, Chessington World of Adventures<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Green -''' Efteling, Alton Towers Resort, Phantasialand<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Dark Blue -''' Europa Park, Disneyland Paris<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Coming Soon==<br />
Watch out for future release from Hasbro and TTF, including:<br />
<br />
<br />
Themepark Monopoly - America Edition<br />
<br />
<br />
Themepark Monopoly - Asia Edition</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/MandylandMandyland2011-09-26T20:50:02Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Song */</p>
<hr />
<div>The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind.<br />
See [[Fail]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also known as:<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
*Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
etc.<br />
<br />
The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.<br />
<br />
== Notable Rides ==<br />
<br />
The park is home to over <s>125</s> 25 <s>rides and attractions</s> fountains:<br />
<br />
*PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built.<br />
*Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.<br />
*[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff.<br />
*Ice Blast - an observation tower<br />
*[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster<br />
*Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]].<br />
*<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb]<br />
*<s>Space Invader</s> Removed, but the building is still there so it <i>looks</i> SBNO (similar to [[Black Hole Tent|Black Hole]])<br />
*<s>Noah's Ark</s><br />
*<s>[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]]</s><br />
*<s>Trauma Towers</s><br />
*<s>Gold Mine</s><br />
<br />
==Song==<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''(Keep repeating forever)''<br />
<br />
<br />
On just this day I fell out of bed,<br />
<br />
And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty.<br />
<br />
So I marched downstairs and to the desk<br />
<br />
Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue,<br />
<br />
I was there all day.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I:<br />
<br />
<br />
Walked round the park,<br />
<br />
Cause the rides don't run.<br />
<br />
Saw Mandy T,<br />
<br />
Had a good moan.<br />
<br />
Broke Bling,<br />
<br />
Crashed the Dipper.<br />
<br />
It was beyond shocking,<br />
<br />
And Infusion stalled upside down.<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''Etc...''<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, [[Amanda Thompson]]!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]<br />
[[Category:Mandyland| ]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/MandylandMandyland2011-09-26T20:49:35Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Song */</p>
<hr />
<div>The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind.<br />
See [[Fail]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also known as:<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
*Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
etc.<br />
<br />
The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.<br />
<br />
== Notable Rides ==<br />
<br />
The park is home to over <s>125</s> 25 <s>rides and attractions</s> fountains:<br />
<br />
*PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built.<br />
*Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.<br />
*[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff.<br />
*Ice Blast - an observation tower<br />
*[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster<br />
*Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]].<br />
*<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb]<br />
*<s>Space Invader</s> Removed, but the building is still there so it <i>looks</i> SBNO (similar to [[Black Hole Tent|Black Hole]])<br />
*<s>Noah's Ark</s><br />
*<s>[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]]</s><br />
*<s>Trauma Towers</s><br />
*<s>Gold Mine</s><br />
<br />
==Song==<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''(Keep repeating forever)''<br />
<br />
<br />
On just this day I fell out of bed,<br />
<br />
And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty.<br />
<br />
So I marched downstairs and to the desk<br />
<br />
Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue,<br />
<br />
I was there all day.<br />
<br />
<br />
And I:<br />
<br />
<br />
Walked round the park,<br />
<br />
Cause the rides don't run.<br />
<br />
Saw Mandy T,<br />
<br />
Had a good moan.<br />
<br />
Broke Bling,<br />
<br />
Crashed the Dipper.<br />
<br />
It was beyond shocking,<br />
<br />
And Infusion stalled upside down.<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
<br />
The sighs,<br />
<br />
The tears,<br />
<br />
The fear,<br />
<br />
The hurt,<br />
<br />
The pain,<br />
<br />
The meh-dom<br />
<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
''Etc...''<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, [[Amanda Thompson]]!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]<br />
[[Category:Mandyland| ]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/MandylandMandyland2011-09-26T20:47:51Z<p>TedTheHuman: Added the song</p>
<hr />
<div>The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind.<br />
See [[Fail]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Also known as:<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach<br />
*Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort<br />
*Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool<br />
*Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool<br />
etc.<br />
<br />
The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.<br />
<br />
== Notable Rides ==<br />
<br />
The park is home to over <s>125</s> 25 <s>rides and attractions</s> fountains:<br />
<br />
*PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built.<br />
*Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.<br />
*[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff.<br />
*Ice Blast - an observation tower<br />
*[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster<br />
*Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster<br />
*Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]].<br />
*<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb]<br />
*<s>Space Invader</s> Removed, but the building is still there so it <i>looks</i> SBNO (similar to [[Black Hole Tent|Black Hole]])<br />
*<s>Noah's Ark</s><br />
*<s>[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]]</s><br />
*<s>Trauma Towers</s><br />
*<s>Gold Mine</s><br />
<br />
==Song==<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
''(Keep repeating forever)''<br />
<br />
On just this day I fell out of bed,<br />
And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty.<br />
So I marched downstairs and to the desk<br />
Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue,<br />
I was there all day.<br />
<br />
And I:<br />
<br />
Walked round the park,<br />
Cause the rides don't run.<br />
Saw Mandy T,<br />
Had a good moan.<br />
Broke Bling,<br />
Crashed the Dipper.<br />
It was beyond shocking,<br />
And Infusion stalled upside down.<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
The sighs,<br />
The tears,<br />
The fear,<br />
The hurt,<br />
The pain,<br />
The meh-dom<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
The sighs,<br />
The tears,<br />
The fear,<br />
The hurt,<br />
The pain,<br />
The meh-dom<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
The cries,<br />
The sighs,<br />
The tears,<br />
The fear,<br />
The hurt,<br />
The pain,<br />
The meh-dom<br />
ABYSMAL!<br />
<br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, <br />
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach <br />
''Etc...''<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, [[Amanda Thompson]]!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Theme Park]]<br />
[[Category:Mandyland| ]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Roland_MackRoland Mack2011-09-04T22:51:55Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Roland [[Mack|Mack]] is is a deity, revered as a [[GOD|God]] by [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] enthusiasts. He is prayed to each day, and has hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:<br />
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[[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]]<br />
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'''[[The Flume|Roland's love boats]]'''<br><br />
'''Roland's love wagons'''<br><br />
'''[[Marauders Mayhem|Roland's saucy love cups]]'''<br><br />
'''[[Runaway Mine Train|Roland's love train]]'''<br><br />
'''Roland's love bobs'''<br><br />
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]] and his Chamber of Secrets (a [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]] rip-off)'''<br><br />
'''Roland's tax returns'''<br><br />
'''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br><br />
'''Roland's leiderhosen adventure'''<br><br />
'''Roland's tache'''<br><br />
'''Roland's happy hour'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Merlin hotline'''<br><br />
'''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Blue Frier ([[Europa Park|Europa's]] ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Hollywood monumental movie'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br><br />
'''Roland's big baps'''<br><br />
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]]'s Goblet of Fire'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> <br />
'''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Love Affair]]'''<br><br />
'''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Bastard Love Child]]'''<br><br />
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Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.<br />
<br />
<br />
== I Love Roland! ==<br />
<br />
When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TTF meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland <nowiki>Mack</nowiki> - the man who makes people smile.<br />
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<br />
== See Also ==<br />
<br />
[[Europa Park]]<br />
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[[Category: Meet Memes]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/PhantasialandPhantasialand2011-08-29T23:23:30Z<p>TedTheHuman: Phhhhhantaaaaasssssiallllaaaaaaannnd!</p>
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<div>Wo ich meine Träume fand und immer find <br />
<br />
Bei dir sind alle Sorgen klein <br />
<br />
Böse Worte werden gut und fein <br />
<br />
Und meine Eltern können auch mal Eltern sein <br />
<br />
Du hast das Glück gebucht <br />
<br />
Und niemals Langeweile <br />
<br />
Bei Sonne und bei Mondenschein <br />
<br />
Mein Abenteuerland <br />
<br />
Bunte heile Welt <br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand <br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand <br />
<br />
<br />
When I'm feelin' sad and lonely and so blue<br />
<br />
Your love will keep my head up high<br />
<br />
With every breath I make it up to you<br />
<br />
And that keeps me alive<br />
<br />
You leave a light for me<br />
<br />
Sadness not permitted<br />
<br />
No matter what the time may bring<br />
<br />
It will be okay<br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand<br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand<br />
<br />
<br />
''*key change*''<br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand<br />
<br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Phantasialand <br />
<br />
Träume gehen Hand in Hand <br />
<br />
Du bist so schön Phantasialand</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-08-11T14:17:35Z<p>TedTheHuman: Reverted edits by Bote (Talk) to last revision by Kamfira</p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
<br />
It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
<br />
TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
<br />
Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
<br />
Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
<br />
In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
<br />
TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
<br />
== Special Events ==<br />
<br />
Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
<br />
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
<br />
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
<br />
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
<br />
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
<br />
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
<br />
[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u<br />
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[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76<br />
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[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5<br />
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[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:13] <Oli> ...<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-08-11T14:16:50Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly<br />
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[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u<br />
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[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76<br />
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[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65<br />
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[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t<br />
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[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i<br />
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[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5<br />
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[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:13] <Oli> ...<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on<br />
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[20:03] <Martin> can't make that shit up :P <br />
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[20:03] * Ian called the team in tbh <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Guys <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Deal with Martin ;) <br />
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[20:03] <Martin> :O<br />
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[15:08] <NutterFrutter> Hi :D <br />
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[15:09] <Mike> :O was it something I said....epople are leaving left right n centre :P <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> :P <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> Well Mike... <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> Now that we're alone... <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> I just wanted to say thank you for the help yesterday... ;) <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> So here goes.. <br />
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[15:10] * Mike gets scared</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-08-11T14:15:07Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly<br />
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[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u<br />
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[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76<br />
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[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65<br />
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[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t<br />
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[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i<br />
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[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5<br />
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[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:52] Craig is now known as lol.<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:13] <Oli> ...<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on<br />
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[20:03] <Martin> can't make that shit up :P <br />
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[20:03] * Ian called the team in tbh <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Guys <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Deal with Martin ;) <br />
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[20:03] <Martin> :O<br />
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[15:08] <NutterFrutter> Hi :D <br />
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[15:09] <Mike> :O was it something I said....epople are leaving left right n centre :P <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> :P <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> Well Mike... <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> Now that we're alone... <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> I just wanted to say thank you for the help yesterday... ;) <br />
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[15:10] <Ian> So here goes.. <br />
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!<br />
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[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?<br />
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Drunken gibberish postings by Dom & Aly<br />
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[01:38:13] <DominiqueAndAly> y46u<br />
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[01:38:14] <DominiqueAndAly> i76<br />
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[01:38:15] <DominiqueAndAly> 65<br />
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[01:38:16] <DominiqueAndAly> t<br />
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[01:38:17] <DominiqueAndAly> i<br />
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[01:38:18] <DominiqueAndAly> y5<br />
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[01:38:19] <DominiqueAndAly> yu<br />
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[01:38:20] <Joelio> We could probably summarise it<br />
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[01:38:28] <Jem8472> nahhhhh<br />
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[01:38:36] <Jem8472> post the whole mental rambling<br />
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[01:38:44] <Jem8472> anyway what happened to the flood kick thing?<br />
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[01:38:44] <DominiqueAndAly> jj<br />
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[01:38:45] <Joelio> DominiqueAndAly: <various drunk tyipngs><br />
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[01:38:56] <Joelio> no idea, but I wish it was back<br />
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[01:38:56] <DominiqueAndAly> trh<br />
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[01:38:57] <DominiqueAndAly> tt<br />
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[01:38:58] <DominiqueAndAly> hy<br />
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[01:38:59] <Jem8472> but would not be as funny as this TBH<br />
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[01:39:19] <Jem8472> Maybe we should bill them for wasting chat space<br />
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[01:39:23] <Jem8472> about fooking time<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:27] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <Joelio> LOL<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:39:28] <DominiqueAndAly> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Craih> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:40:59] <Joelio> my ego side enjoys Dom calling my name :P<br />
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[01:45:46] Craih is now known as Craig.<br />
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[01:45:50] <Craig> lol<br />
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[01:45:51] <Craig> :P<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> Joelio Jem8472 Nora<br />
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[01:45:58] <lol> hh<br />
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[01:50:40] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[01:55:44] <lol> God damn it I'v e forgoet craigs password in my drunken state<br />
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[01:57:31] <Joelio> his password is<br />
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[01:57:39] <Joelio> "CockFan99"<br />
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[01:58:40] <Joelio> due to his love of cock.<br />
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[01:58:57] <Joelio> Its a bit obvious though as he's quite gay<br />
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<kamfira> id offer nick varney one tbh<br />
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[20:39:22] <Jared> Geez. Stop typing my name... I'm trying to transfer 1TB of photos atm...<br />
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[20:39:32] <D4n> Sorry Jared.<br />
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[20:39:39] <D4n> I'll stop now<br />
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[20:39:40] <D4n> ... Jared.<br />
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[20:39:47] <Jared> WHAT<br />
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[20:39:48] <Oli> Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared ;D<br />
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[20:39:59] Aly thinks Jared is being unreasonable<br />
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[20:40:02] <Aly> :P<br />
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[20:40:04] <D4n> I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name... Jared isit?<br />
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[19:02:55] <Oli> Periods?<br />
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[19:03:05] <Georgia> :O<br />
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[19:03:18] <D4n> Not quite the same thing, Oli. ;)<br />
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[19:03:23] <@Magrathea> Ahhhh, fair enough :)<br />
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[19:03:27] <Oli> D4n said it not me...<br />
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[19:03:34] <D4n> You lying bastard.<br />
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[19:03:37] <D4n> ;)<br />
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[19:03:37] <Oli> :P<br />
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[19:03:42] <@Magrathea> Stop hiding behind your boyfriend, Oli :P<br />
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[19:03:48] <D4n> OI. <br />
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[19:03:52] <Oli> No Homo Boyfriends though...<br />
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[19:04:01] <@Magrathea> pffft. I've known about you two for AGES.<br />
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[19:04:08] <Oli> Shush JIM<br />
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[19:04:10] <Jem8472> I know I have not been in chat recently but D4n now gay?<br />
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[19:04:15] <D4n> NO. <br />
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[19:04:18] <Oli> lol<br />
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[19:04:18] <D4n> No no no.<br />
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[19:04:20] <D4n> ARGGGGH<br />
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[19:04:21] <Jem8472> things move fast round here<br />
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[19:04:21] <Rowe> LOL. D4n. Gay.<br />
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[19:04:28] <Jem8472> radge quit?<br />
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[19:04:31] <Oli> Rage Quit!<br />
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[19:04:34] <@Magrathea> :P<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> OH. My. WARDLEY! O.O How have I never eaten BBQ Rib flavour Doritos until now?!?<br />
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[19:40] Ogoid noms furiously<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> Are they gorgeous?<br />
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[19:40] <Rowe> TELL ME THEY'RE GORGEOUS!<br />
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[19:40] <Ogoid> It's like eating an orgasm.<br />
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[22:25] <Benedique> my womb is reserved for Craig Bates tbh<br />
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[22:53:30] <kamfira> i love the front<br />
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[22:53:40] <oldgitBEN> i love it at the back *giggles*<br />
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[22:53:41] Aly prefers the back<br />
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[22:53:45] <kamfira> but then i love to be jumped up on<br />
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[22:53:48] <Ogoid> you would, Aly<br />
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[22:53:48] <kamfira> well, this says it all<br />
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[22:53:49] Aly winks at Ben<br />
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[22:53:54] <Ogoid> brb<br />
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[22:54:01] <Aly> :P<br />
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[22:54:16] <Joelio> Hmm, Vez loves being jumped on<br />
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[20:03] <Martin> can't make that shit up :P <br />
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[20:03] * Ian called the team in tbh <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Guys <br />
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[20:03] <Ian> Deal with Martin ;) <br />
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<div>'''Duel''' (also known as '''Duel - The Haunted House Strikes Back''', '''Dual''', '''Dool''', '''Nazi Zombies: The Ride''' or '''The House with Scary Fings dat Pop out and dat, INNIT''') is a shooting dark ride operating at [[Alton Towers]]. It originally opened in 1992 as '''The Haunted House''', but was rethemed to include laser [[Guns|guns]] in 2003, as part of [[Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age]]. To this day, the ride remains a mysterious and relatively unknown ride, mostly because of the fact that [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] forgot it existed for several years. It is, however, a suprisingly high-tech and world class dark ride, rivalling such rides as ''Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey'' at ''Universal Islands of Adventure'' and ''The Haunted Mansion'' at ''Disneyland''. Also, the ride features extremely detailed theming and convincing ghosts, most of which are Halloween decorations from [[Tesco|Faff]].<br />
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==Construction==<br />
It was decided that something should be built on the pathway from [[Katanga_Canyon|Katanga Canyon]] to [[Forbidden_Valley|Forbidden Valley]] (then known as Thunder Valley), ready to open in 1992. [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] was called in to design a new dark ride for the area, resulting in the concept for an extremely clever and unique experience. The area now known as '[[Gloomy_Wood|Gloomy Wood]]' was originally intended to be theme around a haunted swamp, but this was quickly changed after it was realised that the idea was not gimmicky enough.<br />
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On completion of the finished ride, [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] stated:<br />
"This is my dream ride. I have taken into account every aspect of what may happen to it in the future, and am certain that the Haunted House will not be botched up in about ten years."<br />
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Ten years later, the Haunted House was botched up. Once again it was decided that the general public were not intelligent enough to understand "[[Theatrical Brilliance]]", so the ride became based around [[Tacky Gimmickiness]] instead. The retheme included the addition of zombies, laser [[Guns|guns]] and a Michael Jackson ''Thriller''-style queueline video, just to really rub it in the enthusiasts' faces.<br />
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==Ride Experience==<br />
====Queueline====<br />
If the queue becomes long enough, riders are directed into the mostly disused outdoor queueline. Here they can gaffaw at the incredibly humourous enscriptions on the tombstones, if they can read. After a bit more wondering around in the trees, now pointless thanks to [[Thirteen]] doing the same with its queueline, riders enter the house itself through the front doors.<br />
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====Entrance Hall, Drawing Room & Station====<br />
The Entrance Hall is actually a room stolen from a real haunted house and rebuilt at the theme park. It consists of some horrifying portraits (scary because the proportion and tonal shading is all wrong!) and an aroma machine that emits the scent of 200 year-old elderly people.<br />
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Riders then enter the Drawing Room, where some spooky music plays and various effects stop working. For a Victorian-based mansion, many historic errors can be found, notably the television screens. If they make it across the badly levelled pathway (blame the builders), riders enter the station and board their vehicle. Ride operators are forced to purposfully jam the [[Mack|Mack]] transit system for disabled passengers, in order to stop the cars moving and allow them to board at their own pace. This leaves everybody else on the ride stuck in the darkness for several minutes, often resulting in nightmares.<br />
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====Poltergeist Room====<br />
Moving walls. Done.<br />
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====Grand Hall====<br />
The car enters the Grand Hall, much to the dismay of a pneumatic bust that decides to lurch out towards riders. Suddenly, a large demon flies overhead, before releasing a bit of compressed <nowiki>air</nowiki> and then resetting. After a turn to the right, another demon appears from the darkness, holding a rat and a knife. Cruelty to animals much? He'd be better off with a tea cup.<br />
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====Crash Column====<br />
Legend has it that in this area, the car would appear to crash into a column, before it moved out of the way just in time. Of course the mechanism broke, and the car actually did crash into the column. Call that subtle? Mmm?!<br />
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====Tunnel of Doom====<br />
Riders enter a large stone-walled, dungeon-esque area with flaming torches on the walls with a giant skull-like edifice with spinning disco ball eyes set ahead of them, suiting the "haunted Victorian house" theme. The car passes into the mouth of this disco/skull hybrid and into the rotating brick festival. The illusion of turning upside down was obviously too clever for a ''UK'' dark ride, so a face with splitting skin open that sticks its tongue out was randomly added at the end of the tunnel, ruining the whole effect.<br />
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This scene was originally planned as the "Gateway to Hell", but [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] realised that [[Thorpe Park]] had already used that idea for their entrance. The theme was changed before opening to an even more irellevant brick-y tunnel thing.<br />
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[[File:Fingers = scary.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Apparently not.]]<br />
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====Giant's Lair====<br />
Onwards the car travels into the most non-sensical scene, in which: some bats may or may not be seen flying overhead (depends on the attention-span of the rider); some Tesco Value Halloween props appear in some smashed windows; some more Halloween props wiggle about behind some windows; and a Halloween prop appears in a flashing window.<br />
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This scene is left over from the <nowiki>lost</nowiki> "giant sequence", in which large fingers would smash through windows and a giant's head would appear in another window. This was removed after a survey discovered that fingers and windows were not actually scary.<br />
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====Hall of Spiders====<br />
Also recently known as the "Hall of Strobe Lighting", this scene consists of some flashy zombies and wobbling spiders. The car turns many corners before passing under a huge spider that hisses down at riders. However, it is more like a battle between UV and strobes to be honest.<br />
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====Skelton Corridor====<br />
The car passes a [[Electric Bill|badly dressed skeleton with a rake for a hand (commonly named, erm... can't remember at the moment... Bob or something?)]], which pulls a lever on an old-fashioned fuse box that sparks. The lights then proceed to cut out, although whether this is down to the skeleton or a blown bulb nobody knows.<br />
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The car turns a corner and travels down what was once a humorous scene of skeletons in bed, constaped skeletons farting on a toilet, and even a terrorist skeleton. Alas, this is no more, and a static [[Vampire|vampire]] prop replaces all of this.<br />
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Originally, this scene featured a ghost that would fly down the corridor above riders, but it broke. Well, it was designed by Sparks Creative Services, what do you expect?<br />
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====Screaming Room====<br />
Also known as the Sound Effect Whore Room, this scene consists of many heads that fly, flash and scream. A horned demon with nice pecs also makes an appearance. The same scream/vomit sound effect is repeated three or four times until riders become deaf and enter the Sinister Garden.<br />
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[[File:The History of the Undertaker's Hand.jpg|thumb|left|300px|The Undertaker's hand through history.]]<br />
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====Sinister Garden====<br />
The ride vehicles then take a trip outdoors, only to find a warehouse roof blocking out the sunlight, before passing a hooded monk shimmying about in a cloister. Riders are then confronted by the Undertaker, a character famous for his oversized, melted hand that occasionally moves or falls off. The car turns through a U-bend towards a rocky cave, from which the Lunatic jumps out at riders. It often thought that the Lunatic has flatuence problems, but this misunderstanding is simply down to a misplaced 'creaking door' sound effect. It doesn't mean he isn't going to rape you though.<br />
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After passing a statue of death, the cars approach a broken pillar standing by itself on a rocky outcrop. Suddenly the pillar turns around, accompanied by Sexy Strobe™, revealing some sort of demon within it that lurches out. Which begs the question: why? After this, riders would have been lead into the dramatic and mysterious swamp finale. But, erm, this is a ''UK'' dark ride? Therefore we head off into the Tesco Value Zombie Lab instead.<br />
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[[File:Amazing Finale.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Duel's breathtaking finale.]]<br />
====Zombie Laboratory====<br />
Riders approach a few oil drums and boxes, only to be taken by surprise when a pneumatic zombie pops out of a barrel for some reason. After a turn left and another figure appearing in an above window (see, ''I'' pay attention), riders pass <s>a static prop in front of a white sheet</s> a "zombie" in a "furnace" and travel underneath some <s>static props with plastic [[Guns|guns]]</s> "armed zombies" on overhead gantries. Whoever ordered the props off eBay probably accidently typed 2 instead of 1 in the 'quantity' box, becuase the same prop as the furnace zombie makes another appearance as it screams from within a vault that opens. A few more oohs and arrs occur when another zombie tramp pops up from a dustbin, and a large, screaming head pops up in a window.<br />
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At the end, riders are literally blown away as they witness the ride's dramatic finale effect: a green light in a hole in the wall.<br />
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Well, that's about it.<br />
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[[Category: Wardley's Index]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Tacky_GimmickinessTacky Gimmickiness2011-08-07T17:22:38Z<p>TedTheHuman: Created page with 'Oops, did you mean Th13teen?'</p>
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<div>Oops, did you mean [[Th13teen]]?</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-07-17T20:11:51Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Epic Quotez */</p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
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[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
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[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-07-17T20:11:20Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Epic Quotez */</p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out<br />
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[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.<br />
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[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely<br />
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[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P<br />
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[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.<br />
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[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is<br />
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[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.<br />
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[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly. <br />
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[23:20] <James> :O <br />
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[23:20] <James> *screamed <br />
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[23:20] <Rowe> LOL <br />
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[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.<br />
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[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!<br />
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[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey<br />
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[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).<br />
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[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P<br />
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[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top<br />
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[20:50] <Sam> No offence...<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam<br />
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[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!<br />
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[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers<br />
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[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?<br />
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[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."<br />
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[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P<br />
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[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P <br />
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[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P<br />
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[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.<br />
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[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD<br />
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[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)<br />
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[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree <br />
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[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback. <br />
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[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR <br />
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[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;) <br />
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[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL <br />
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[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on. <br />
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[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;) <br />
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[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations? <br />
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[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-) <br />
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[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns. <br />
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[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please. <br />
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[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone<br />
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[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???<br />
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[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom<br />
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<nowiki>[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water</nowiki><br />
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[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him<br />
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[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"<br />
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[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this<br />
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[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3<br />
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[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).<br />
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[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels<br />
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[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost. <br />
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[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.<br />
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[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?<br />
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[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha<br />
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[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh<br />
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[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw<br />
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[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!<br />
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[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release<br />
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[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?<br />
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[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims<br />
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[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb<br />
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[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into<br />
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[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio<br />
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[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT<br />
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[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.<br />
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[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered? <br />
[21:10] <Ian> Eww <br />
[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/S_and_SS and S2011-07-16T18:59:25Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Products */</p>
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<div> Due to technical problems, this page has been renamed. The correct title is <nowiki>S&S</nowiki><br />
<br />
They make things swing, and try to stack as much track into a tight space as they can. S&S use various slogans, such as "''It's a fine line between brilliance and madness, and we've crossed it''" and "''Breaking all the safety rules''"<br />
<br />
<br />
== Spotting an S&S ==<br />
<br />
<br />
An S&S attraction is easily recognized by several characteristics:<br />
<br />
- Very short, stubby (and probably unsafe) OTSRs<br />
<br />
- The ride '''must''' pass through vertical at least once<br />
<br />
- Tend to go more skywards than sprawl accross the ground (They call it "compact". We call it "silly")<br />
<br />
- It '''must''' use air power at some point<br />
<br />
- Bits have a tendency to fall off<br />
<br />
- It will be SBNO ''*Applies to launch coasters only*''<br />
<br />
== Products ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Marmoset swing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rush at Thorpe Park]]<br />
S&S produce may different <s>torture devices</s> rides and coasters. These include: <br />
<br />
'''Screamin' Swing'''<br />
<br />
The easiest way to describe this model, is a mass capacity swing, launched by air. The air is fed from two massive drums at either side of the ride. It is a known fact that these are actually old farm silos, used to store various substances in their working life.<br />
<br />
In order to build up enough preassure to power the ride both the opeator and hosts are required to pump two massive bellows. This is a very tiring and time consuming process which can result in a delayed start, or in some cases ride closure while the staff take a break.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Manufacturer]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/S_and_SS and S2011-07-16T18:58:10Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Products */</p>
<hr />
<div> Due to technical problems, this page has been renamed. The correct title is <nowiki>S&S</nowiki><br />
<br />
They make things swing, and try to stack as much track into a tight space as they can. S&S use various slogans, such as "''It's a fine line between brilliance and madness, and we've crossed it''" and "''Breaking all the safety rules''"<br />
<br />
<br />
== Spotting an S&S ==<br />
<br />
<br />
An S&S attraction is easily recognized by several characteristics:<br />
<br />
- Very short, stubby (and probably unsafe) OTSRs<br />
<br />
- The ride '''must''' pass through vertical at least once<br />
<br />
- Tend to go more skywards than sprawl accross the ground (They call it "compact". We call it "silly")<br />
<br />
- It '''must''' use air power at some point<br />
<br />
- Bits have a tendency to fall off<br />
<br />
- It will be SBNO ''*Applies to launch coasters only*''<br />
<br />
== Products ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Marmoset swing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rush at Thorpe Park]]<br />
S&S produce may different <s>torture devices</s> rides and coasters. These include: <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Screamin' Swing'''<br />
<br />
The easiest way to describe this model, is a mass capacity swing, launched by air. The air is fed from two massive drums at either side of the ride. It is a known fact that these are actually old farm silos, used to store various substances in their working life.<br />
<br />
In order to build up enough preassure to power the ride both the opeator and hosts are required to pump two massive bellows. This is a very tiring and time consuming process which can result in a delayed start, or in some cases ride closure while the staff take a break.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Manufacturer]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/S_and_SS and S2011-07-16T18:57:47Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div> Due to technical problems, this page has been renamed. The correct title is <nowiki>S&S</nowiki><br />
<br />
They make things swing, and try to stack as much track into a tight space as they can. S&S use various slogans, such as "''It's a fine line between brilliance and madness, and we've crossed it''" and "''Breaking all the safety rules''"<br />
<br />
<br />
== Spotting an S&S ==<br />
<br />
<br />
An S&S attraction is easily recognized by several characteristics:<br />
<br />
- Very short, stubby (and probably unsafe) OTSRs<br />
<br />
- The ride '''must''' pass through vertical at least once<br />
<br />
- Tend to go more skywards than sprawl accross the ground (They call it "compact". We call it "silly")<br />
<br />
- It '''must''' use air power at some point<br />
<br />
- Bits have a tendency to fall off<br />
<br />
- It will be SBNO ''*Applies to launch coasters only*''<br />
<br />
== Products ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Marmoset swing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rush at Thorpe Park]]<br />
S&S produce may different <s>torture devices</s> rides and coasters. These include: <br />
<br />
'''Screamin' Swing'''<br />
<br />
The easiest way to describe this model, is a mass capacity swing, launched by air. The air is fed from two massive drums at either side of the ride. It is a known fact that these are actually old farm silos, used to store various substances in their working life.<br />
<br />
In order to build up enough preassure to power the ride both the opeator and hosts are required to pump two massive bellows. This is a very tiring and time consuming process which can result in a delayed start, or in some cases ride closure while the staff take a break.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Manufacturer]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/File:Marmoset_swing.jpgFile:Marmoset swing.jpg2011-07-16T18:34:42Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Rush at Thorpe Park. A prime example of an S&S Screamin' Swing</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/S_and_SS and S2011-07-16T18:32:09Z<p>TedTheHuman: Added more content</p>
<hr />
<div> Due to technical problems, this page has been renamed. The correct title is <nowiki>S&S</nowiki><br />
<br />
They make things swing, and try to stack as much track into a tight space as they can. [[File:Marmoset swing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rush at Thorpe Park]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Spotting an S&S ==<br />
<br />
<br />
An S&S attraction is easily recognized by several characteristics:<br />
<br />
- Very short, stubby (and probably unsafe) OTSRs<br />
<br />
- The ride '''must''' pass through vertical at least once<br />
<br />
- Tend to go more skywards than sprawl accross the ground (They call it "compact". We call it "silly")<br />
<br />
- It '''must''' use air power at some point<br />
<br />
- Bits have a tendency to fall off<br />
<br />
- It will be SBNO ''*Applies to launch coasters only*''<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Manufacturer]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Lost_CityLost City2011-07-15T16:35:50Z<p>TedTheHuman: Added more to Rush</p>
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<div>[[Lost|Lost]] City at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still <nowiki>lost</nowiki> in the <nowiki>lost</nowiki> city. The area is mainly themed blue with 'meaningful names' here and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'. <br />
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== Rides and Attractions == <br />
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[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people. <br />
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=== Rush ===<br />
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A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA (In the sence that it arrived in a big flat box that wouldn't fit in the boot of the car, they spent ages assembling it, yelled and swore at it, found half the parts were missing, went back for spares, found IKEA had discontinued the set, got some from another set which didn't match, finally got it together, let it run for a while, broke it, fixed it, ran it, left it, few pieces dropped off it, rebuilt it, swore at it some more, got it working, never looked back at it!) <br />
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Also known as Thrush.<br />
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=== Vortex ===<br />
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A glorified roundabout on a swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that nobody really <s>wants to admit they like</s> enjoys. <br />
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Also known as Boretex. <br />
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=== Samurai ===<br />
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A Mondial [[Topscan|Topscan]]. This used to be over at [[Chessington World of Adventures|Chessington]] under the same name, but [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] hired some [[Chav|chav]] ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to [[SAW: The Ride]], brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.<br />
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In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.<br />
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Also known as Shamurai.<br />
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[[Category: Faff Ride]]<br />
[[Category: Themed Area]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Roland_MackRoland Mack2011-06-03T21:50:41Z<p>TedTheHuman: Added "Roland's Love Affair (AKA Tomb Blaster!)</p>
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<div>Roland [[Mack|Mack]] is is a deity, revered as a [[GOD|God]] by [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] enthusiasts. He is prayed to each day, and has hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:<br />
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[[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]]<br />
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'''[[The Flume|Roland's love boats]]'''<br><br />
'''Roland's love wagons'''<br><br />
'''[[Marauders Mayhem|Roland's saucy love cups]]'''<br><br />
'''[[Runaway Mine Train|Roland's love train]]'''<br><br />
'''Roland's love bobs'''<br><br />
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]] and his Chamber of Secrets (a [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]] rip-off)'''<br><br />
'''Roland's tax returns'''<br><br />
'''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br><br />
'''Roland's leiderhosen adventure'''<br><br />
'''Roland's tache'''<br><br />
'''Roland's happy hour'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Merlin hotline'''<br><br />
'''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Blue Frier ([[Europa Park|Europa's]] ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Hollywood monumental movie'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br><br />
'''Roland's big baps'''<br><br />
'''Roland [[Mack|Mack]]'s Goblet of Fire'''<br><br />
'''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> <br />
'''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Love Affair]]'''<br><br />
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Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.<br />
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== I Love Roland! ==<br />
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When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TTF meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland <nowiki>Mack</nowiki> - the man who makes people smile.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
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[[Europa Park]]<br />
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[[Category: Meet Memes]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-05-10T18:10:21Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
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[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
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[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
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[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
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[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
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[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
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[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
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[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
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[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-05-10T18:09:37Z<p>TedTheHuman: Added quote</p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
<br />
[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
<br />
[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
<br />
[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
<br />
[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
<br />
[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
<br />
[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
<br />
[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
<br />
[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
<br />
[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
<br />
[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
<br />
[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
<br />
[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
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[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one... <br />
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[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3<br />
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[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion<br />
<br />
[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm<br />
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[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?<br />
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[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it<br />
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[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round<br />
<br />
[23:15] <Chris> *earth<br />
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[23:15] <Ian> :P<br />
<br />
[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words<br />
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[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently<br />
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[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
<br />
[01:46] <Bear> ...<br />
<br />
[01:47] <Bear> *Hand<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> :O<br />
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[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!<br />
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[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly<br />
<br />
[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle<br />
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[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.<br />
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[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)<br />
<br />
[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.<br />
<br />
[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good<br />
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[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.<br />
<br />
[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee! <br />
<br />
[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.<br />
<br />
[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;) <br />
<br />
[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.<br />
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[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar? <br />
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[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."<br />
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[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P<br />
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[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!<br />
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[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?<br />
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[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.<br />
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[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx<br />
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[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)<br />
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[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).<br />
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[22:36] <Joelio> Lol<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh<br />
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[22:37] <Joelio> :)<br />
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[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P<br />
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[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh <br />
[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/If_the_rides_were_songs,_they_would_be_theseIf the rides were songs, they would be these2011-04-09T19:48:54Z<p>TedTheHuman: Tidied up page</p>
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<div>If the ride music had to be replaced with real songs, they would be these:<br />
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[[Nemesis]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sUlDQtK5kY Hellraiser] - They've got to change it to this for at least a day!<br />
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[[Air]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94 More Than A Feeling] - This was in no way inspired by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrY2Xtmd2qo this]<br />
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[[Duel]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg Don't Fear The Reaper] - Nuff said<br />
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[[Sonic Spinball]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnR3Rln5qzc You Spin Me Right Round] - It would be hilarious if they played this in the queueline...choose this video because of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo this]<br />
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[[The Flume]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yx4k4tzqE Nice Weather For Ducks] - You probably know where this came from!<br />
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[[Rita]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5JLYKQfDU Lovely Rita] - Obviously<br />
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[[Sharkbait Reef]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZoCrD88RP4 Somewhere Beyond The Sea] - Is there anything else?</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/ChavChav2011-04-04T19:04:23Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* At Theme Parks */</p>
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<div>The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the Chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". <br />
<br />
Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human (Probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits). They often avoid the [[Alton Towers]] smoking ban because they think they are cool. Another popular habit is to spit at people from high places, showing off their saliva glands to the to attract a mate.<br />
<br />
However, a Chav tends to be rather friendly and therefore most vulnerable when alone or with parents. It's best to catch them in this situation in order to gently converse. This may result in the Chav having an epiphany and change in lifestyle, depending on how you talk to them. An extreme example is switching from being a 'hard man' to 'softly spoken gentleman'. <br />
<br />
== Dealing With Chavs ==<br />
<br />
Chavs are a tricky race to deal with and can unexpectedly draw the average man, woman or TTFer into their clutches. The most common phrase to be repeated when one or one's friend is caught in this situation is "''Remain Calm''" but how to deal with the problem is most touchy and careful so to make a wrong move will cause terrible consequences. <br />
<br />
==== In Reality ====<br />
<br />
If you come across a Chav and the hoarde it has gathered, then:<br />
<br />
* Keep a good distance away. <br />
* Do not 'tut'. <br />
* Do not say anything in their presence. <br />
* Do not make eye contact.<br />
* Walk away quickly from the area. <br />
<br />
==== At Theme Parks ====<br />
<br />
Chavs sadly do exist at our local leisure, amusement and theme parks, visiting either because a 'fast and wikid' ride is in their interest or because they wish to heckle the General Public by:<br />
<br />
* [[Queues|Queue]] jumping<br />
* Smoking<br />
* Spitting gum and/or saliva <br />
* Littering<br />
* Being 'ard man innit<br />
<br />
Two common examples of theme parks that Chavs aim to desecrate are Alton Towers and [[Thorpe Park]], both vastly different in market and ride lineup. Although Thorpe Park is more up 'da' street for Southern Chavs with having 'fast and wikid mint' thrill rides that suit their bragging skills, a minor amount will be willing to travel longer to meet their Midland relatives for a day out at Alton Towers.<br />
<br />
Chavs tend to be more at home at Thorpe Park because the staff understand their needs for domination, loud chart music, a lack of theming and a map only they would be proud of showing off to their 'mates'. There is normally nothing to be done about avoiding Chavs at Thorpe unless you went on a really quiet day, otherwise you're stuffed on a busy day when you're stuck between two groups of the race in a 2 hour queue for either [[Colossus]], [[SAW: The Ride]] or [[Stealth]]. The claustrophobia will automatically worsen when the ride breaks down. It is heavily advised you think through your decisions before queueing on a busy day. <br />
<br />
Meanwhile at Alton Towers, Chavs have to try harder to win their dominance within the park as it is a family resort, meaning innocent sprogs are running about with their possibly dangerous parents as well as enthusiasts such as [[TowersTimes|TTF]], who can easily block the queues by linking arms and stop a Chav or even a group from queue jumping. Most Chavs are seen lingering around [[Rita]], [[Congo River Rapids]] where they tend to stand up, [[Air]] where they collonise on the breakrun (Spitting amongst other things) and [[Nemesis]], where particularly on the latter, a group will argue that "''dis is not da real Nemezis, da real one is at Thorpe, I saw dat last week innit so dey shud rename it''" before attempting to chuck their empty bottles through the loop 'for da lolz'.<br />
<br />
The main Chav grounds within both theme parks are Burger King and KFC, both of which can be avoidable if the General Public are smart enough to head for less grease worthy eateries. You can recognise a group of Chavs in a fast food place simply by the amount of chairs missing and speed of the staff working behind the counter.<br />
<br />
=== Useful Phrases ===<br />
<br />
*Brrrap brrrap, innit!<br />
*Innit, blad!<br />
*Innit, breadbins!<br />
*I is well 'ard, innit!<br />
*Wikid! ''(Considered by many chavologists to be an invalid Chav phrase because of the absence of the word "innit")''<br />
*Leg it ta [[Rita]], innit! It's well sick, blud!<br />
*You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!<br />
*Let wu' go then, innit! ''(Generally only heard in locations "oop North" of England)''<br />
*P*sseh ride, innit!<br />
*Innit!</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/ChavsChavs2011-04-04T19:01:13Z<p>TedTheHuman: Redirected page to Chav</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Chav]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/ChavChav2011-04-04T17:27:04Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div>The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the Chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". <br />
<br />
Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human (Probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits) They often avoid the [[Alton Towers]] smoking ban because they think they are cool. Another popular habit is to spit at people from high places, showing off their saliva glands to the to attract a mate.<br />
<br />
However, a Chav tends to be rather friendly and therefore most vulnerable when alone or with parents. It's best to catch them in this situation in order to gently converse. This may result in the Chav having an epiphany and change in lifestyle, depending on how you talk to them. An extreme example is switching from being a 'hard man' to 'softly spoken gentleman'. <br />
<br />
=== Popular Chav Phrases ===<br />
*Brrrap brrrap, innit!<br />
*Innit, blad!<br />
*Innit, breadbins!<br />
*I is well 'ard, innit!<br />
*Wikid! ''(Considered by many chavologists to be an invalid Chav phrase because of the absence of the word "innit")''<br />
*Leg it ta [[Rita]], innit! It's well sick, blud!<br />
*You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!<br />
*Let wu' go then, innit! ''(Generally only heard in locations "oop North" of England)''<br />
*P*sseh ride, innit!<br />
*Innit!<br />
<br />
== Why are they here? ==<br />
<br />
The chavs inhabit the Alton Towers grounds because there is a source of food and there are lots of things for them to vandalise and sleep in, the chav also like Alton because here there are people to hassle and intimidate. They are also extremely stupid, they tend to become easily aggravated and regularly find themselves in some sort of trouble.<br />
<br />
== What is being done to rid us of this problem? ==<br />
<br />
There is a new project under way to trap the chavs and return them to their natural habitat (outside shops and at local parks), this is being achieved by creating a new chav trap, this consists of a brightly painted hollow pipe, the chav will be confused by this and scientists have discovered that a flaw in the chavs DNA means that if confronted by a bright hollow tube the chav will place its head inside it, this when the chav trap will tighten over its head and trap it, then the chav collection squad will arrive, put it in a van and drive it to its new home. This trap was tested in 2010 and it worked, trapping a particularly stupid chav and rendering him even more useless to society.<br />
<br />
== What should you do if you spot a chav ? ==<br />
<br />
Remain calm, it is probably more scared of you than you are of it, find the nearest member of staff and confirm a chav sighting, he will then send in a squad to capture it, or lay a chav trap, a chav can be identified by wearing a cheep tracksuit, some surprisingly expensive stolen trainers, a cap and walking with what can only be described as swagger, do not approach the chav as it may bite you, if this happens then visit the medical centre on towers street where you will be given an anti scum shot, if you go without this shot then you will start to ware increasingly worse cloths, not shower, begin to speak their language and have no aspirations of getting a job.<br />
<br />
Alton towers are currently dealing with this problem in their 10 year plan and the problem will soon be over. <br />
Thank you for reading.</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/ChavChav2011-04-04T17:20:24Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div>The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the Chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". <br />
<br />
Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits. They often avoid the [[Alton Towers]] smoking ban because they think they are cool. Another popular habit is to spit at people from high places, showing off their saliva glands to the to attract a mate.<br />
<br />
However, a Chav tends to be rather friendly and therefore most vulnerable when alone or with parents. It's best to catch them in this situation in order to gently converse. This may result in the Chav having an epiphany and change in lifestyle, depending on how you talk to them. An extreme example is switching from being a 'hard man' to 'softly spoken gentleman'. <br />
<br />
=== Popular Chav Phrases ===<br />
*Brrrap brrrap, innit!<br />
*Innit, blad!<br />
*Innit, breadbins!<br />
*I is well 'ard, innit!<br />
*Wikid! ''(Considered by many chavologists to be an invalid Chav phrase because of the absence of the word "innit")''<br />
*Leg it ta [[Rita]], innit! It's well sick, blud!<br />
*You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!<br />
*Let wu' go then, innit! ''(Generally only heard in locations "oop North" of England)''<br />
*P*sseh ride, innit!<br />
*Innit!<br />
<br />
== Why are they here? ==<br />
<br />
The chavs inhabit the Alton Towers grounds because there is a source of food and there are lots of things for them to vandalise and sleep in, the chav also like Alton because here there are people to hassle and intimidate. They are also extremely stupid, they tend to become easily aggravated and regularly find themselves in some sort of trouble.<br />
<br />
== What is being done to rid us of this problem? ==<br />
<br />
There is a new project under way to trap the chavs and return them to their natural habitat (outside shops and at local parks), this is being achieved by creating a new chav trap, this consists of a brightly painted hollow pipe, the chav will be confused by this and scientists have discovered that a flaw in the chavs DNA means that if confronted by a bright hollow tube the chav will place its head inside it, this when the chav trap will tighten over its head and trap it, then the chav collection squad will arrive, put it in a van and drive it to its new home. This trap was tested in 2010 and it worked, trapping a particularly stupid chav and rendering him even more useless to society.<br />
<br />
== What should you do if you spot a chav ? ==<br />
<br />
Remain calm, it is probably more scared of you than you are of it, find the nearest member of staff and confirm a chav sighting, he will then send in a squad to capture it, or lay a chav trap, a chav can be identified by wearing a cheep tracksuit, some surprisingly expensive stolen trainers, a cap and walking with what can only be described as swagger, do not approach the chav as it may bite you, if this happens then visit the medical centre on towers street where you will be given an anti scum shot, if you go without this shot then you will start to ware increasingly worse cloths, not shower, begin to speak their language and have no aspirations of getting a job.<br />
<br />
Alton towers are currently dealing with this problem in their 10 year plan and the problem will soon be over. <br />
Thank you for reading.</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/ChavChav2011-04-04T17:18:23Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div>The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the Chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". <br />
<br />
Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits. They often avoid the [[Alton Towers]] smoking ban because they think they are cool. Another popular habit is to spit at people from high places, showing off their saliva glands to the to attract a mate.<br />
<br />
However, a Chav tends to be rather friendly and therefore most vulnerable when alone or with parents. It's best to catch them in this situation in order to gently converse. This may result in the Chav having an epiphany and change in lifestyle, depending on how you talk to them. An extreme example is switching from being a 'hard man' to 'softly spoken gentleman'. <br />
<br />
=== Popular Chav Phrases ===<br />
*Brrrap brrrap, innit!<br />
*Innit, blad!<br />
*Innit, breadbins!<br />
*I is well 'ard, innit!<br />
*Wikid! ''(Considered by many chavologists to be an invalid Chav phrase because of the absence of the word "innit")''<br />
*Leg it ta [[Rita]], innit! It's well sick, blud!<br />
*You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!<br />
*Let wu' go then, innit! ''(Generally only heard in locations "oop North" of England)''<br />
*P*sseh ride, innit!<br />
*Innit!<br />
<br />
<br />
== Why are they here? ==<br />
<br />
The chavs inhabit the Alton Towers grounds because there is a source of food and there are lots of things for them to vandalise and sleep in, the chav also like Alton because here there are people to hassle and intimidate. They are also extremely stupid, they tend to become easily aggravated and regularly find themselves in some sort of trouble.<br />
<br />
<br />
== What is being done to rid us of this problem? ==<br />
<br />
There is a new project under way to trap the chavs and return them to their natural habitat (outside shops and at local parks), this is being achieved by creating a new chav trap, this consists of a brightly painted hollow pipe, the chav will be confused by this and scientists have discovered that a flaw in the chavs DNA means that if confronted by a bright hollow tube the chav will place its head inside it, this when the chav trap will tighten over its head and trap it, then the chav collection squad will arrive, put it in a van and drive it to its new home. This trap was tested in 2010 and it worked, trapping a particularly stupid chav and rendering him even more useless to society.<br />
<br />
<br />
== What should you do if you spot a chav ? ==<br />
<br />
Remain calm, it is probably more scared of you than you are of it, find the nearest member of staff and confirm a chav sighting, he will then send in a squad to capture it, or lay a chav trap, a chav can be identified by wearing a cheep tracksuit, some surprisingly expensive stolen trainers, a cap and walking with what can only be described as swagger, do not approach the chav as it may bite you, if this happens then visit the medical centre on towers street where you will be given an anti scum shot, if you go without this shot then you will start to ware increasingly worse cloths, not shower, begin to speak their language and have no aspirations of getting a job.<br />
<br />
<br />
Alton towers are currently dealing with this problem in their 10 year plan and the problem will soon be over. <br />
Thank you for reading.</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Alternative_ride_namesAlternative ride names2011-03-21T18:23:43Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>According to the bizarre and convoluted unwritten rules of TTF meet ups, rides are not referred to by their real names wherever possible, either because people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride.<br />
<br />
A list of common alternative names is shown below, names that are strictly abbreviations are not included:<br />
<br />
<br />
'''[[Alton Towers]]:'''<br />
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*[[Blade]] - Bland<br />
*[[Nemesis|Nemesis]] - Nemmy<br />
*[[Oblivion|Oblivion]] - Blivvy, BOLIVIA (shouted)<br />
*[[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] - Rippy<br />
*[[Sharkbait_Reef|Sharkbait Reef]] - Sharkbait Beef<br />
*[[Sonic_Spinball|Sonic Spinball]] - Chronic Sh*tball, Sonic Shamballs <br />
*[[Submission]] - Substandard<br />
*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] - ThFAILteen<br />
*[[Air]] - F<nowiki>air</nowiki>: The Ride, Concrete: The Ride, Breakdown: The Ride, Annoyance Is Regular, Aerodynamic Infernal Rage.<br />
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'''[[Chessington World of Adventures]]:'''<br />
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*[[Bubbleworks|Bubbleworks]] - Michael Bubleworks, Troubleworks<br />
*Dragon Falls - Rascist Falls<br />
*[[Rameses_Revenge|Rameses Revenge]] - Rammy, Rippy Ripoff<br />
*[[Vampire|Vampire]] - CAMPire<br />
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'''[[Disney|Disneyland]]'''<br />
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*Space Mountain - Sparse Mountain, Brace Mountain<br />
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'''[[Drayton Manor]]:'''<br />
*Apocalypse - Poccy<br />
*G-Force - G-Farce<br />
*Splash Canyon - Syphilis Canyon<br />
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'''[[Europa Park]]:'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as OYROPA)''<br />
*Schneeflocken - '''[[Bench|BENCH]]'''!!<br />
*Silverstar - Silvia<br />
*Matterhorn blitz - Matterhorn sh*ts<br />
*Bluefire - Bluefy<br />
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'''[[Flamingoland]]'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as Flamingobland)''<br />
*Velocity - Veloshitty<br />
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'''[[Legoland]]'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as Legobland)''<br />
*Viking River Rapids - Ghetto Splash<br />
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'''[[Lightwater Valley]]'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as Sh*tewater Valley)''<br />
*[[The Ultimate]] - [[Ultimache|UltimACHE]]<br />
*Whirlwind - Top Buzz 2<br />
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'''[[Mandyland|Pleasure Beach Blackpool]]:'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as Mandyland)''<br />
*Grand National - The Nash<br />
*Infusion - Intrusion, Traumafusion, Confusion<br />
*River Caves - Racist Caves<br />
*[[Rollercoaster (PBB)|Rollercoaster]] - Rola-Cola<br />
*Steeplechase - Sleep-lechase<br />
*Valhalla - Valerie<br />
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'''[[Thorpe Park]]:'''<br />
*''(Otherwise known as THORPE PARK!!!!!!!)''<br />
*[[Colossus|Colossus]] - Colossucks, Lolossus, For-the-lossus<br />
*[[Nemesis Inferno]] - <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki> Inferior, Nymphferior<br />
*Rumba Rapids - Brapids, Drybina Slumba Cr*pids<br />
*[[Lost City|Rush]] - Thrush<br />
*[[Lost City|Samurai]] - Scamurai, Shamurai<br />
*[[SAW:_The_Ride|SAW: The Ride]] - Snore: The Ride, SORE: The Ride<br />
*Slammer - Schwammer, Schwammy Wammy, Clamper<br />
*Storm Surge - Storm Drain<br />
*[[Lost City|Vortex]] - Bore-tex<br />
*[[X:\No Way Out]] - X:\WTF<br />
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==Noob Names==<br />
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In addition to above, there are a number of common mistakes made by theme park [[Noobs|noobs]] regarding ride names. Some of the more frequent include:<br />
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*[[Sonic_Spinball|Sonic Spinball]] - Pinball Wizzard<br />
*[[Squirrel_Nutty|Squirrel Nutty]] - Squirrel Nutkin<br />
*[[Duel]] - Haunted House, Target Zone<br />
*[[The Flume]] - Log Flume<br />
*[ride name] - The [ride name] *exception to this being anyone saying "The Blade", which is just uber-cool, or anything else that actually does have 'the' in the name.<br />
*<nowiki>Nemesis Inferno - Nemesis</nowiki>. This is clearly unacceptable. There is only one <nowiki>Nemesis</nowiki>, and it lives in Staffordshire.<br />
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[[Category: Meet Memes]]</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-03-11T23:14:56Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Special Events ==<br />
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Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the [http://prntscr.com/1mm5a banner] at the top of the forums.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-03-11T23:06:20Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Epic Quotez */</p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on<br />
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[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P<br />
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[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?<br />
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[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers<br />
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[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo! <br />
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[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you? <br />
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[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart. <br />
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[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!<br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big? <br />
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[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;) <br />
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[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;) <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock. <br />
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[19:19] <Ian> end of.<br />
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[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P <br />
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[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)<br />
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[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;) <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO<br />
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[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!<br />
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[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly <br />
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[20:04] <Aly> :O<br />
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[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian! <br />
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[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote<br />
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[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P<br />
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[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)<br />
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[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom><br />
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[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh<br />
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[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW! <br />
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[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P<br />
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[20:37] <Benedique> net split? <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!! <br />
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[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT! <br />
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[20:37] <Michael> net split :D <br />
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[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!<br />
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[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*<br />
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[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D<br />
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[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!<br />
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[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?<br />
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[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one<br />
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[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?<br />
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[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;) <br />
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[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Jim_CarterJim Carter2011-02-18T20:04:17Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>[[File:JimCarter.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''... and so, the legendary [[Fallen Branch]], the focus of the Earl's obsession that has lain undisturbed for over 200 years, CHAINED IN THIS VAULT!'']]<br />
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'''Jim Carter''', otherwise known as the narrator of [[Hex - The Legend of the Towers]], is a remarkable television, stage and screen actor with a lovely filmography involving his melodramatic, Yorkshire tinted dulcet tones. <br />
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He is bowed up to by many enthusiasts (many of which are Hexologians, Altonists and Wardleyists) for his voice in Hex and so is remarked as a deity within the ''Mythology of European Theme Parks''. Jim's atmospheric and sinister vocals are said to be so powerful within narration, that his baritone voice is gaining a mind of its own and he does not need to physically act... only through his slow, slightly rumbling speech.<br />
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=== Vocal Confusion ===<br />
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His voice is regularly confused with two other, Large Ham voice actors despite there being a prominent difference in speech and tone.<br />
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'''Vocal Chord Comparison''':<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iBJYmGlOc8 Jim Carter narrating ''The Story of Alton Towers'']<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NW__aAuOxo Peter Dickson as the iPhone application]<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h2nSvP5lMQ#t=1m34s Gabriel Woolf as The Beast's Voice in ''Doctor Who'', S2E9]<br />
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'''Hex Octagon - Is It Truly Jimmy?'''<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BleNKtYD_R8 ''"... hidden behind an ancient bookcase."'']<br />
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=== The Hex Narrator: LIVE! ===<br />
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It has been rumoured that Jim Carter, whenever he pays a visit to [[Alton Towers]], the ride operator upon Hex ceases all the recorded vocals so he may recite word by word, tone by tone, the narration on everything. <br />
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For anybody lucky enough to have experienced this atmospheric hearing, it means they are blessed by the deity. Anybody who has tried recording the incident has had their camera-phone, camcorder, phone or even recording equipment explode in their hands due to the awesomeness. This is but a <s>infinity</s> level higher than the [[Pneumatic Elephant]] blessing for the obvious reasoning of combusting electronics.</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_ChatTST Chat2011-02-07T22:33:01Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>Chat is another page on [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in [[Canned_Laughter|Canned Laughter]] as well as [[Tumbleweed]], both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.<br />
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It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a <s>large</s> small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.<br />
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TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: [[Splat]], [[Where's Waldey?]] and [[VAN]], the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.<br />
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TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels. <br />
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Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or [[Mack]] will cease to exist? Will [[John Wardley]] be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps [[Thorpe Park]] will be loved and admired by all? <br />
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Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!<br />
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In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with [[TowersTimes|TowersTimes]] members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the [[GeNeDo Diagram]], which sums up the demographic of members. <br />
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== Moderation ==<br />
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TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being [[John Wardley]] in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the [[ban stick]] - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.<br />
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== Epic Quotez ==<br />
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[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob<br />
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[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed <br />
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[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today<br />
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Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!<br />
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[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees<br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my? <br />
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[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?<br />
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[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt [[Nemesis|nemesis]] fall of its track ?<br />
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[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.<br />
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[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant<br />
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[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?<br />
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[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.<br />
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[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?<br />
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[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!<br />
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[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining [[TT|TT]] Chat"<br />
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[21:05] ''Dorsia left the chat room.''<br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia <br />
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[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.<br />
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[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.<br />
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[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P<br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job. <br />
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[23:34] <zs_chris> it* <br />
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[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job<br />
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[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week<br />
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[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.<br />
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[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *<br />
* To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"<br />
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[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours<br />
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[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed<br />
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[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.<br />
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[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."<br />
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[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe<br />
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[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one<br />
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[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed <br />
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[01:45] * Joely ears prick up <br />
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[01:45] <Ogoid> lol <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww <br />
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[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty<br />
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[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something <br />
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[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp <br />
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[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P<br />
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[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.<br />
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[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!<br />
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[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!<br />
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[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?<br />
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[19:10] <Chris_> yesh<br />
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[19:10] <Islander> kthnx<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????<br />
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[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!<br />
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[19:11] <Chris_> yays<br />
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[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)<br />
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[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:<br />
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[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm<br />
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[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.<br />
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[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website<br />
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[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.<br />
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[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...<br />
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[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D<br />
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[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P<br />
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[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?<br />
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[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?<br />
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[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel<br />
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[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch<br />
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[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :) <br />
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[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you! <br />
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[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :) <br />
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[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n <br />
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[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o<br />
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[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh<br />
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[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)<br />
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[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back <br />
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[21:21] <D4n> That's... true... <br />
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[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl [[Fail|fail]] <br />
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[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face<br />
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[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley<br />
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[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs<br />
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[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs<br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening> <br />
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[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie. <br />
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[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read<br />
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[21:47] <Aly> !bumme <br />
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[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes! <br />
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[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly <br />
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[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car.... <br />
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[21:47] <Aly> :P <br />
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[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)<br />
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[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy<br />
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[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse<br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk) <br />
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[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :( <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr! <br />
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[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello! <br />
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[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(<br />
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[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!<br />
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[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)<br />
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[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3 <br />
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[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> POOF <br />
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[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!<br />
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[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks<br />
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[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all<br />
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[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.<br />
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[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal] <br />
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[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?<br />
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[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh<br />
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[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight? <br />
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[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober<br />
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[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.<br />
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[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...<br />
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[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!" <br />
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[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do. <br />
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[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you <br />
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[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da<br />
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(Chris takes a look at Grindr)<br />
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[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P<br />
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[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it<br />
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[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p<br />
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[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!<br />
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[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P<br />
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[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)<br />
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[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> not me...<br />
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[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?<br />
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[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed<br />
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[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P <br />
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[22:23] <Jordan> :P<br />
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[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_><br />
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[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!<br />
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[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!<br />
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[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof<br />
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[20:30] Chris: :|<br />
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[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P<br />
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[20:30] Rowie: Chris.<br />
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[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.<br />
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[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox <br />
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[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it. <br />
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[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)<br />
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[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.<br />
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[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.<br />
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[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Come_Ride_With_MeCome Ride With Me2011-01-30T20:25:08Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Taaj Manzoor */</p>
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<div>To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!<br />
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== Precious Little ==<br />
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Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train. <br />
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* "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!" <br />
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However today, the ride has had to close early.<br />
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* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, an tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. The Lord works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But God, in all his almighty wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"<br />
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== Peter and Judith ==<br />
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At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.<br />
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* Judith: "We have had the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation." <br />
* Peter: "We were walking up the Oblivion que-"<br />
* Judith: "I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station."<br />
* Peter: "Blood was spirting everywh-" <br />
* Judith "Yes, thank you Peter. Honestly, I can't get a word in edgeways!"<br />
* Peter: "Sorry Judith"<br />
*Judith: "Quite so! Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park"<br />
* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disapointing"<br />
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== Simon and Jackie ==<br />
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Simon and Jackie Trent, are one of Alton Towers only married couple ride operators. Four years ago Simon had an affair, and the couple heading through a stormy time.<br />
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* Simon: "Call ten single riders please"<br />
* Jackie: "Ten single ri-"<br />
* Simon: "Check restraints"<br />
* Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"<br />
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Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Team Air list:<br />
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* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"<br />
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(In control room)<br />
* Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"<br />
* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."<br />
* Simon: "Eh?"<br />
* Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"<br />
* Simon: "That was a long time ago!"<br />
* Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."<br />
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* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"<br />
* Simon: "... Yeah..."<br />
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== Taaj Manzoor ==<br />
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Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a ride designer. <br />
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"OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, I mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?"</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Come_Ride_With_MeCome Ride With Me2011-01-28T16:54:15Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Precious Little */</p>
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<div>To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!<br />
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== Precious Little ==<br />
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Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train. <br />
<br />
* "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!" <br />
<br />
However today, the ride has had to close early.<br />
<br />
* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, an tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. The Lord works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But God, in all his almighty wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"<br />
<br />
== Peter and Judith ==<br />
<br />
At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.<br />
<br />
* Judith: "We have had the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation." <br />
* Peter: "We were walking up the Oblivion que-"<br />
* Judith: "I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station."<br />
* Peter: "Blood was spirting everywh-" <br />
* Judith "Yes, thank you Peter. Honestly, I can't get a word in edgeways!"<br />
* Peter: "Sorry Judith"<br />
*Judith: "Quite so! Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park"<br />
* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disapointing"<br />
<br />
== Simon and Jackie ==<br />
<br />
Simon and Jackie Trent, are one of Alton Towers only married couple ride operators. Four years ago Simon had an affair, and the couple heading through a stormy time.<br />
<br />
* Simon: "Call ten single riders please"<br />
* Jackie: "Ten single ri-"<br />
* Simon: "Check restraints"<br />
* Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"<br />
<br />
Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Team Air list:<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"<br />
<br />
(In control room)<br />
* Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"<br />
* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."<br />
* Simon: "Eh?"<br />
* Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"<br />
* Simon: "That was a long time ago!"<br />
* Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."<br />
...<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"<br />
* Simon: "... Yeah..."</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Come_Ride_With_MeCome Ride With Me2011-01-28T16:52:07Z<p>TedTheHuman: /* Peter and Judith */</p>
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<div>To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!<br />
<br />
== Precious Little ==<br />
<br />
Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train. <br />
<br />
* "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!" <br />
<br />
However today, the ride has had to close early.<br />
<br />
* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, are tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. God works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But the Lord, in all his wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"<br />
<br />
== Peter and Judith ==<br />
<br />
At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.<br />
<br />
* Judith: "We have had the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation." <br />
* Peter: "We were walking up the Oblivion que-"<br />
* Judith: "I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station."<br />
* Peter: "Blood was spirting everywh-" <br />
* Judith "Yes, thank you Peter. Honestly, I can't get a word in edgeways!"<br />
* Peter: "Sorry Judith"<br />
*Judith: "Quite so! Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park"<br />
* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disapointing"<br />
<br />
== Simon and Jackie ==<br />
<br />
Simon and Jackie Trent, are one of Alton Towers only married couple ride operators. Four years ago Simon had an affair, and the couple heading through a stormy time.<br />
<br />
* Simon: "Call ten single riders please"<br />
* Jackie: "Ten single ri-"<br />
* Simon: "Check restraints"<br />
* Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"<br />
<br />
Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Team Air list:<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"<br />
<br />
(In control room)<br />
* Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"<br />
* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."<br />
* Simon: "Eh?"<br />
* Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"<br />
* Simon: "That was a long time ago!"<br />
* Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."<br />
...<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"<br />
* Simon: "... Yeah..."</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Come_Ride_With_MeCome Ride With Me2011-01-28T16:45:17Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
<hr />
<div>To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!<br />
<br />
== Precious Little ==<br />
<br />
Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train. <br />
<br />
* "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!" <br />
<br />
However today, the ride has had to close early.<br />
<br />
* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, are tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. God works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But the Lord, in all his wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"<br />
<br />
== Peter and Judith ==<br />
<br />
At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.<br />
<br />
* Judith: ''We have had the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation.'' <br />
* Peter: ''We were walking up the Oblivion que-''<br />
* Judith: ''I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station. Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park''<br />
<br />
== Simon and Jackie ==<br />
<br />
Simon and Jackie Trent, are one of Alton Towers only married couple ride operators. Four years ago Simon had an affair, and the couple heading through a stormy time.<br />
<br />
* Simon: "Call ten single riders please"<br />
* Jackie: "Ten single ri-"<br />
* Simon: "Check restraints"<br />
* Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"<br />
<br />
Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Team Air list:<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"<br />
<br />
(In control room)<br />
* Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"<br />
* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."<br />
* Simon: "Eh?"<br />
* Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"<br />
* Simon: "That was a long time ago!"<br />
* Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."<br />
...<br />
<br />
* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"<br />
* Simon: "... Yeah..."</div>TedTheHumanhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/Runaway_Mine_TrainRunaway Mine Train2011-01-10T18:13:01Z<p>TedTheHuman: </p>
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<div>AKA [[Roland Mack|Roland]]'s love train, RMT situates in [[Katanga Canyon]] alongside [[Congo River Rapids]] and is themed around a... er.. mine. Yes, it's quite evidential isn't it? By the name. <br />
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It is admired by many enthusiasts and by one of it's famed ride ops who created the immortal words "Choo choo, ''oh yeah''!", which has been passed onto the other ride ops who sadly don't do the catchphrase as well. <br />
<br />
Anyway. <br />
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It has been agreed by many fans that the ride is essentially [[Th13teen]] without the 'freefall drop' towards the end, some believe RMT is just better than [[Thirteen|Thirteen]] because of this one little extra. And in [[Closed Season|closed season]] legend, it has been rumoured that [[Thirteen|Thirteen]] is the RMT and [[Frog Hopper]]'s love child but sadly neither ride has commented on this. <br />
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The ride's track and supports were hand built by Roland Mack himself, using nothing more than an arc welder, and several tonnes of scrap metal. It was also assembled overnight by him, and a little help from [[John Wardley]]. It was then painted by the entire Mack family, and staff at Alton Towers, meaning the ride was planned, contructed, and running in under a week.<br />
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To this day you wil be able to spot Roland's tell tail sign on each of the supports; The enscription "Roland Was Here 1992". Over the years may [[Chav|chavs]] have added to this meaage with their own adaptions. However, John believes that this ruins the magic, so is always quick to respond with his trusty brush, and tin of brown paint.<br />
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Not many realise, but the ride train is infact a geniune British Rail locomotive which retired in 1990 as it was believed to go too fast for a moden day rail network. Alton pounced upon this, and adapted it to meet their needs. At the same time a second, first class, train was bought. It is rumored to lurk within a secret chamber of the tunnel, and is bought out only on [[John Wardley|God]]'s birthday, when one lucky enthusiast will have the pleasure of riding along side him (Hense the name Roland's Love Train) Choo Choo!<br />
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Whilst the train appears to be driven by an electrical system, it is infact powered by magical forces, which only [[Mack]] have truly harnessed.<br />
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[[Fail|Once said by a young visitor: ''"It's not exactly 'runaway', is it? It's still on the track, so really it should just be called Mine Train."'']]<br />
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[[Category: Roller Coaster]]</div>TedTheHuman