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<div>Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TST Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.<br />
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== Quotes ==<br />
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- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?<br><br />
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- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...<br />
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- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?<br />
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- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...<br />
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- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''<br />
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- [a little while later]<br />
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- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!<br />
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- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"<br />
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- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"<br />
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- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately<br />
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- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''<br />
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- Sam:<br />
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There once was a woman called Hills,<br />
<br />
At Chessington she sought her thrills, <br />
<br />
Her relationship with Diogo<br />
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Was like riding a TOGO, <br />
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She's just in it for his RCT skills<br />
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- John:<br />
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It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.<br />
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- Diogo:<br />
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I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...<br />
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[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me<br /><br />
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them<br /><br />
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?<br /><br />
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?<br /><br />
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?<br /><br />
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg<br /><br />
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[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?<br /><br />
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?<br /><br />
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind<br /><br />
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see<br /><br />
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot<br /><br />
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now<br /><br />
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again<br /><br />
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[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm<br /><br />
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat<br /><br />
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.<br /><br />
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.<br /><br />
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant<br /><br />
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.<br /><br />
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too<br /><br />
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)<br /><br />
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right<br /><br />
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here<br /><br />
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky<br /><br />
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore<br /><br />
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you<br /><br />
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker<br /><br />
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D<br /><br />
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you<br /><br />
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P<br /><br />
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh<br /><br />
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat<br /><br />
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!<br /><br />
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P<br /><br />
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!<br /><br />
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes<br /><br />
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!<br /><br />
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes<br /><br />
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P<br /><br />
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.<br /><br />
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit<br /><br />
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)<br /><br />
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P<br /><br />
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.<br /><br />
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire<br /><br />
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet<br /><br />
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol<br /><br />
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts<br /><br />
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[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P<br />
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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."<br />
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Kelpie:<br />
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''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
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Why are you looking over there?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
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Why are you looking over there?<br />
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Was that a young girl that you saw,<br />
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That you could go touch with your paw?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
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[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced<br />
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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies<br />
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BALSDON!<br />
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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.<br />
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Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.<br />
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Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.<br />
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Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.<br />
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Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.<br />
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(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)<br />
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Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.<br />
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DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.<br />
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[[Category:TST Induction]]<br />
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Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?<br />
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Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.<br />
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Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.<br />
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Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?<br />
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All: Of course / yes etc.<br />
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Rowe: He's kinda hot.<br />
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Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!<br />
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Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.<br />
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(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)<br />
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Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"<br />
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Kieron: yeah.<br />
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Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.<br />
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Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.<br />
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Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.<br />
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[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.<br />
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Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.<br />
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Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.<br />
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Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.<br />
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DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?<br />
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Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.<br />
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DeRp: Oh, shit.<br />
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Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.<br />
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Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.<br />
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Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!<br />
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Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?<br />
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Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?<br />
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NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...<br />
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Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.<br />
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Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!<br />
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Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.<br />
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Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?<br />
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Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?<br />
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Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!<br />
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Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.<br />
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Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?<br />
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Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?<br />
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Towers Freak: Hello Hello<br />
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Diogo: Is it me your looking for?<br />
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Panda: I want something to eat.<br />
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Diogo: Cock<br />
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Panda: You can have panda bacon, I'll cut off my arse and you can have that.<br />
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Amy: But you don't have much of an arse to chop off.<br />
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Joel: If you do it more than three or four times in a row, it starts to get a bit sore.<br />
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Russ: Well, it's my birthday on Monday, so I've got to make my last few wanks of being 22 special.<br />
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Panda: Didn't all primary school classes have that one kid who was obsessed with horses? I feel that's Joel, but with penii.<br />
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"Anon": I'm an open minded straight guy, but there's only so much gay porn I can write in one night.<br />
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Stu: Sub Terraflakes, mmmmmm the taste of mediocrity.<br />
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Diogo (While referring to 'Green Fire', the concept Mack coaster for Liseberg before Helix was built): I'd definitely fuck a man to go on that ride.<br />
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NooNoo: My sex dungeon is basically full of hoover nozzles.<br />
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Danny: My nipples are hard right now<br />
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Rowe: I shouldn't ask this but would somebody write a fanfic of me and my Dave? :P<br />
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Stu: I'm never getting pregnant.<br />
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Stu: Leave my dressing gown alone.<br />
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Stu: If I was a whore, I'd be loaded.<br />
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Diogo: You wouldn't know a clunge even if it wrapped itself around your face</div>Towers freakhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_SkypeTST Skype2014-03-17T03:17:33Z<p>Towers freak: </p>
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<div>Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TST Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.<br />
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== Quotes ==<br />
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- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?<br><br />
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- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...<br />
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- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?<br />
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- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...<br />
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- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''<br />
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- [a little while later]<br />
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- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!<br />
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- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"<br />
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- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"<br />
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- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately<br />
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- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''<br />
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- Sam:<br />
<br />
There once was a woman called Hills,<br />
<br />
At Chessington she sought her thrills, <br />
<br />
Her relationship with Diogo<br />
<br />
Was like riding a TOGO, <br />
<br />
She's just in it for his RCT skills<br />
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- John:<br />
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It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.<br />
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- Diogo:<br />
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I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...<br />
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[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me<br /><br />
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them<br /><br />
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?<br /><br />
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?<br /><br />
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?<br /><br />
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg<br /><br />
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[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?<br /><br />
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?<br /><br />
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind<br /><br />
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see<br /><br />
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot<br /><br />
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now<br /><br />
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again<br /><br />
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[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm<br /><br />
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat<br /><br />
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.<br /><br />
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.<br /><br />
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant<br /><br />
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.<br /><br />
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too<br /><br />
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)<br /><br />
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right<br /><br />
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here<br /><br />
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky<br /><br />
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore<br /><br />
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you<br /><br />
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker<br /><br />
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D<br /><br />
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you<br /><br />
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P<br /><br />
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh<br /><br />
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat<br /><br />
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!<br /><br />
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P<br /><br />
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!<br /><br />
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes<br /><br />
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!<br /><br />
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes<br /><br />
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P<br /><br />
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.<br /><br />
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit<br /><br />
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)<br /><br />
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P<br /><br />
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.<br /><br />
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire<br /><br />
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet<br /><br />
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol<br /><br />
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts<br /><br />
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[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P<br />
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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."<br />
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Kelpie:<br />
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''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
<br />
Was that a young girl that you saw,<br />
<br />
That you could go touch with your paw?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
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[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced<br />
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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies<br />
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BALSDON!<br />
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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.<br />
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Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.<br />
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Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.<br />
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Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.<br />
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Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.<br />
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(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)<br />
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Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.<br />
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DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.<br />
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[[Category:TST Induction]]<br />
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Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?<br />
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Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.<br />
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Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.<br />
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Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?<br />
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All: Of course / yes etc.<br />
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Rowe: He's kinda hot.<br />
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Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!<br />
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Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop<br />
<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)<br />
<br />
Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"<br />
<br />
Kieron: yeah.<br />
<br />
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Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.<br />
<br />
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Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.<br />
<br />
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Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?<br />
<br />
Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.<br />
<br />
DeRp: Oh, shit.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?<br />
<br />
NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!<br />
<br />
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<br />
Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?<br />
<br />
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<br />
Towers Freak: Hello Hello<br />
<br />
Diogo: Is it me your looking for?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Panda: I want something to eat.<br />
<br />
Diogo: Cock<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Panda: You can have panda bacon, I'll cut off my arse and you can have that.<br />
<br />
Amy: But you don't have much of an arse to chop off.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Joel: If you do it more than three or four times in a row, it starts to get a bit sore.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Russ: Well, it's my birthday on Monday, so I've got to make my last few wanks of being 22 special.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Panda: Didn't all primary school classes have that one kid who was obsessed with horses? I feel that's Joel, but with penii.<br />
<br />
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<br />
"Anon": I'm an open minded straight guy, but there's only so much gay porn I can write in one night.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Stu: Sub Terraflakes, mmmmmm the taste of mediocrity.</div>Towers freakhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_SkypeTST Skype2014-03-05T23:07:13Z<p>Towers freak: </p>
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<div>Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TST Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.<br />
<br />
== Quotes ==<br />
<br />
- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?<br><br />
<br />
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<br />
- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?<br />
<br />
- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...<br />
<br />
- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''<br />
<br />
- [a little while later]<br />
<br />
- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately<br />
<br />
- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Sam:<br />
<br />
There once was a woman called Hills,<br />
<br />
At Chessington she sought her thrills, <br />
<br />
Her relationship with Diogo<br />
<br />
Was like riding a TOGO, <br />
<br />
She's just in it for his RCT skills<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- John:<br />
<br />
It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Diogo:<br />
<br />
I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me<br /><br />
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them<br /><br />
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?<br /><br />
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?<br /><br />
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?<br /><br />
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg<br /><br />
<br />
[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?<br /><br />
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?<br /><br />
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind<br /><br />
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see<br /><br />
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot<br /><br />
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now<br /><br />
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again<br /><br />
<br />
[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm<br /><br />
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat<br /><br />
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.<br /><br />
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.<br /><br />
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant<br /><br />
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.<br /><br />
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too<br /><br />
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)<br /><br />
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right<br /><br />
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here<br /><br />
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky<br /><br />
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore<br /><br />
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you<br /><br />
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker<br /><br />
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D<br /><br />
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you<br /><br />
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P<br /><br />
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh<br /><br />
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat<br /><br />
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!<br /><br />
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P<br /><br />
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!<br /><br />
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes<br /><br />
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!<br /><br />
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes<br /><br />
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P<br /><br />
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.<br /><br />
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit<br /><br />
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)<br /><br />
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P<br /><br />
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.<br /><br />
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire<br /><br />
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet<br /><br />
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol<br /><br />
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts<br /><br />
<br />
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<br />
[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P<br />
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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."<br />
<br />
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<br />
Kelpie:<br />
<br />
''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''<br />
<br />
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
<br />
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
<br />
Was that a young girl that you saw,<br />
<br />
That you could go touch with your paw?<br />
<br />
Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
<br />
Why are you looking over there?<br />
<br />
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<br />
[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced<br />
<br />
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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies<br />
<br />
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<br />
BALSDON!<br />
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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.<br />
<br />
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<br />
(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)<br />
<br />
Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.<br />
<br />
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<br />
DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.<br />
<br />
[[Category:TST Induction]]<br />
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Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?<br />
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<br />
Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.<br />
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<br />
Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?<br />
<br />
All: Of course / yes etc.<br />
<br />
Rowe: He's kinda hot.<br />
<br />
Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!<br />
<br />
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<br />
Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...<br />
<br />
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<br />
Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)<br />
<br />
Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"<br />
<br />
Kieron: yeah.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.<br />
<br />
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<br />
[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?<br />
<br />
Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.<br />
<br />
DeRp: Oh, shit.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?<br />
<br />
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<br />
Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?<br />
<br />
NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?<br />
<br />
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<br />
Towers Freak: Hello Hello<br />
<br />
Diogo: Is it me your looking for?<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Panda: I want something to eat.<br />
<br />
Diogo: Cock<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
Panda: You can have panda bacon, I'll cut off my arse and you can have that.<br />
<br />
Amy: But you don't have much of an arse to chop off.</div>Towers freakhttps://towersstreet.com/wiki/TST_SkypeTST Skype2014-02-25T04:04:44Z<p>Towers freak: /* Quotes */</p>
<hr />
<div>Every <s>now and then</s> other day, TSTers from all ends of the country meet on Skype when [[TST Chat]] just [[Ripsaw|doesn't cut it]]. This usually creates spoken drivel through to the early hours of the following morning.<br />
<br />
== Quotes ==<br />
<br />
- Diogo: Oh, hang on, it just got bigger - what do I do?!?!?<br><br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Diogo: I don't want to know where you're rubbing that...<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Cheese: Is that a rat sitting on your sofa thing, Diogo?<br />
<br />
- Islander: No, I think you'll find that's Kelpie...<br />
<br />
- ''Kelpie Waves at Cheese''<br />
<br />
- [a little while later]<br />
<br />
- Cheese: It is almost justified, to be honest. Err, err, I mean the wiki page, not calling Kelpie a rat!<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Sasquatch: "You can't have a group as large as TST without someone catching Chlamydia"<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Chris: "It's a good day when I don't have tits"<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Cap'n Ogoid: I think I've been drinking too much lately<br />
<br />
- ''Cap'n Ogoid swigs beer''<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Sam:<br />
<br />
There once was a woman called Hills,<br />
<br />
At Chessington she sought her thrills, <br />
<br />
Her relationship with Diogo<br />
<br />
Was like riding a TOGO, <br />
<br />
She's just in it for his RCT skills<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- John:<br />
<br />
It's pictures. You can't wank over pictures.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
- Diogo:<br />
<br />
I have nothing against cheese on sausage. But a cheesey sausage, on the other hand, is not something you'd want to encounter...<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
[02:20:25] Jenna: and it's less offensive than some of the other things they call me<br /><br />
[02:20:43] Jenna: I'm not telling you<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Joelio: Lets work them out...<br /><br />
[02:20:52] Jenna: because you'll then use them<br /><br />
[02:20:57] Joelio: Jenson?<br /><br />
[02:21:02] Joelio: Johannson?<br /><br />
[02:21:10] Joelio: Johannasberg?<br /><br />
[02:21:17] Joelio: Jopperberg<br /><br />
<br />
[02:21:25] Jenna: what is with all the giant/big connotations Dan?<br /><br />
[02:21:29] Jenna: what are you trying to say?<br /><br />
[02:21:43] Jenna: but fat ones always seem to come to ur mind<br /><br />
[02:21:56] Jenna: well that's easy to see<br /><br />
[02:23:06] Jenna: idiot<br /><br />
[02:23:10] Jenna: pig jokes now<br /><br />
[02:23:48] Jenna: oh god and we're back to the time of the month again<br /><br />
<br />
[02:25:21] Jenna: just Dan is on hitlist atm<br /><br />
[02:25:28] Jenna: for calling me a bitch and fat<br /><br />
[02:25:44] Joelio: I suppose Dan did plump for some bad comments.<br /><br />
[02:26:05] Joelio: Its a big ask, making him shut up.<br /><br />
[02:26:09] Jenna: that's just brilliant<br /><br />
[02:26:21] Joelio: Just take everything with a large pinch of salt.<br /><br />
[02:26:37] Jenna: Joelio you can fuck off too<br /><br />
[02:27:00] Joelio: He's obese of a bad bunch ;)<br /><br />
[02:27:26] Jenna: yeh right<br /><br />
[02:28:20] Joelio: Lol, i'm in stitches here<br /><br />
[02:28:45] Joelio: Jennas been tooting her horn... in the big gastric band in the sky<br /><br />
[02:28:52] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:29:01] Joelio: I can't stomach this anymore<br /><br />
[02:29:04] Jenna: I'm gonna kill you<br /><br />
[02:29:13] Jenna: fucker<br /><br />
[02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D<br /><br />
[02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you<br /><br />
[02:29:51] Jordan: You can take the 'with' out of your sentence Joelio :P<br /><br />
[02:29:57] Jenna: urgh<br /><br />
[02:30:05] Joelio: Whatever floats your fat boat<br /><br />
[02:30:10] Jenna: cheek!<br /><br />
[02:30:19] Jordan: Lots and lots of cheek tbh :P<br /><br />
[02:30:23] Jenna: Jordan!<br /><br />
[02:30:45] Jenna: right I'm coming to Scarefest now, fuck the mazes<br /><br />
[02:31:00] Jenna: Dan!<br /><br />
[02:31:05] Jenna: ur STILL making fat jokes<br /><br />
[02:31:42] Jenna: JORDAN<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Joelio: weight a minute, what is this?<br /><br />
[02:31:53] Jordan: :-P<br /><br />
[02:31:58] Jenna: JOELIO!<br /><br />
[02:32:12] Joelio: Look what i've pound, another fat joke.<br /><br />
[02:32:17] Jenna: ur a shit<br /><br />
[02:32:23] Jordan: She'll kilo you, Joel ;)<br /><br />
[02:32:27] Joelio: :P<br /><br />
[02:32:33] Joelio: Mass one now.<br /><br />
[02:32:42] Jenna: Dan that was dire<br /><br />
[02:32:51] Jordan: *diet<br /><br />
[02:32:56] Joelio: Lol<br /><br />
[02:33:01] Jenna: maybe you should just shush and leave it to the experts<br /><br />
<br />
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<br />
[1:09:52 AM] Rowe White: "What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid? What shall we do with a sodded Ogoid EARLY on the Skype-morn!" :P<br />
<br />
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[02:42 AM] towersfreak: "If I had a vagina, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be upstairs fingering myself."<br />
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Kelpie:<br />
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''T*o the tune of Oh Christmas Tree*''<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
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Why are you looking over there?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
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Why are you looking over there?<br />
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Was that a young girl that you saw,<br />
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That you could go touch with your paw?<br />
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Oh Pedobear, Oh Pedobear,<br />
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Why are you looking over there?<br />
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[9:02:40 PM] Joelio: I would wildly bum rice pudding, if forced<br />
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[1:33:28 AM] Diogo: I want to be king of boobies<br />
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BALSDON!<br />
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NooNoo: I think I'd rather go dogging with Gary Glitter than visit Liverpool.<br />
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Joelio: I don't know what I'd do if I didn't find myself attractive as I couldn't stop touching myself.<br />
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Kieron: You might as well kiss goodbye to your Volkswagen arse tbh.<br />
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Diogo: Of course everyone's out to get me. I know they are, because if I wasn't me, I'd be out to get me too.<br />
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Diogo: Non-alcoholic wine's like a blowjob without cumming.<br />
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(On the prospect of being locked onto Slammer for 24 hours straight)<br />
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Poison Tom 96: I'd be happy until I was hungry. Or needed a shit.<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: You can't have bacon if it's not made from a pig's arse.<br />
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DeRp: I can't have a wank over someone who's bald.<br />
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[[Category:TST Induction]]<br />
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Benedict: Has "Let Me Google That For You" changed it's name to "Let Me Noo Noo That For You"?<br />
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Rowe: If I do this incorrectly... I will be killed by the... Germans... or something.<br />
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Rowe: I did a health and safety... hazzzud on zis top, and my boobs, well, my nipples, can't be seen.<br />
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Rowe: Have you guys heard of Tex Avery?<br />
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All: Of course / yes etc.<br />
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Rowe: He's kinda hot.<br />
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Benedict: [singing] Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy! Rowe's got a crush on a dead guy!<br />
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Benedict: I'm sleeping with you next weekend, so...<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: i would gladly endure angry rhino rape if it meant this heat would stop<br />
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Cap'n Ogoid: I want to go skinny dipping in an ice hole in the arctic circle.<br />
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(After a long winded ramble about the possibility of cross breeding humans and apes)<br />
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Gazworld: So what you are saying, Kieron, is that you basically want to shag a monkey?"<br />
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Kieron: yeah.<br />
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Balsdon (to Kieron, talking about going to an American spring break party): You'd better take your wellies because you'd be knee-deep in clunge.<br />
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Diogo: Always jiggle before you wipe.<br />
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Diogo: The Vulcan bomber could take 21,000lbs of bombs all the way to Port Stanley. However, it couldn't cope with Diogo's shit.<br />
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[9:10:54 PM] Cap'n Ogoid: Hils is away, I've got a couple of days off work, and I'm bored of wanking now. Nothing left to do but drink.<br />
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Ian: Ripsaw is like having your cheek caressed by your lover. Whereas Talocan is like being butt-fucked by Satan in the most pleasurable way, and to top it all, you've got no arms.<br />
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Ian: After the nuclear apocalypse, there will be two things left: Cockroaches, and Huss rides.<br />
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Kelpie: I'd rather have a house bat than a spider. They eat insects AND spiders, AND they are cute.<br />
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DeRp: (To Tuggerz) John, is that Poison Tom with you?<br />
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Ogoid: Er, no, that's Amber.<br />
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DeRp: Oh, shit.<br />
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Hils: Duffy can be made into bacon.<br />
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Diogo: (after an espescially geeky Trek convo between Kelpie and Joel) I'm sorry, IGGY POP played a Vorta?! My world has just been turned inside out and buttfucked.<br />
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Diogo: I would turn gay for the fucking Blug Blatter Beast of Traal before I would consider Weaslely fucking Crusher!<br />
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Diogo (to Ian): Would you kindly stop pointing the camera at your nipples?<br />
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Diogo: Do you even LIKE meat, Panda?<br />
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NooNoo: Well, she can eat sausage now...<br />
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Diogo: I can only assume Ellie must be bloody fantastic in bed. Otherwise I can't see why Josh would put up with her.<br />
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Ellie: Josh just broke the bed!<br />
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Kieron: I just had a weird dream of NooNoo getting a foot massage from Ann Widdecombe.<br />
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Kieron: Have you ever tried fucking a piece of meat? You know, just wrapped it around your cock and wanked?<br />
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Diogo: (To Panda) Panda, being the token lady in the call, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock?<br />
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Ashlee: That's not a giraffe!<br />
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Poisson: Will, take your right hand off your knob and click something.<br />
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Diogo: Georgia, have you been bumming Benedict with a strap on?<br />
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Diogo: Do you prefer wanking into a puddle to having sex?<br />
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Towers Freak: Hello Hello<br />
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Diogo: Is it me your looking for?</div>Towers freak