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The internal department at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] who make outlandish claims and lies to help fill newspapers and upset forums. They are regarded as noob stimuli, for the many rumours they send to the masses and helping [[Noobs|noobs]] on forums become confused and quite seriously upset. 

=== Marketing Team ===
The head of the Marketing Team is a mystery, some have hinted its a Wraith, others assume its Pirate Bill. No one knows for sure. Second in command is the bin emptier who looks like a particular Mod. The rest of the team can be any of the other staff on park who happen to walk past a phone when its ringing, or be hiding in the bushes or as ride theming. 

It is particularly known that the marketing team are sometimes given the option of becoming a [[Ninja]].

=== Infamous Marketing Claims ===
[[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] famous marketing claims are:
*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] is "[[The_Ultimate|the ultimate]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]"
*[[Haunted_Hollow|Haunted Hollow]] is an attraction
*[[There's Something in the Dungheap|The Dung Heap]] gets guests visiting

===See also===
[[Merlin Entertainments Ltd]]

[[Category:Alton Towers]]