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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a [[Riverbank Eye Spy]]. 

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With a static sheep here and a fat ass duck there. Here a moo. There a BOING!! Everywhere an annoying voiceover.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm. 

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And on that farm he had a [[Berry Bish Bash]].

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With an ''OUCH'' over here and an ''OOOW MY EYE'' over there. Here a ''WAAA''. There a ''WAAAAAA''. Everywhere a ''I want my mummy!''.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a [[Doodle Doo Derby]].

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With an annoying child here and a more annoying child over there. Here a ''QUAQUAQUACKQUAQUACK''. There a ''MOMOMOMOOOOMOOO''. Everywhere a 5 year old is crying. 

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had an [[Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride]].

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With a BEEP BEEP here and a BEEP BEEP there. Here a BEEP. There a BEEP. Everywhere a BEEP-ing BEEP!

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a [[Singing Barn]]. 

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With an animatronic pig that sounds like he's swearing here and a hideous scarecrow staring at you there. Here a loose piece of rubber. There a hanging bit of plastic. Everywhere a deafening clash of sound effects that drives adults mad.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald ''had'' a farm.

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But then it was closed and all of the attractions painted over with garish colours and CBeebies characters.

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