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''I was the one of the best dark boat rides...''


''It honestly did show...''


''I inspired several generations...''


''Upon the water which the boat flowed...''


''But still children adored me...''


''My theming was so high above standard...''


''I recall it wasn't so much of a fee...''


''Families would come to queue for the excitement...''


''Oh how fabulous I looked...''


''But then my time grew short and my theme unkept...


''Dust grew along the sidelines...''


''The water dirtied and everybody felt the feeling was disrupted...''


''I knew what it meant...''


'''''THAT I WOULD BE REPLACED BY [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|SOMETHING SO CHEAP AND UNMESMERISING LIKE MYSELF, THAT EVEN THORPE PARK COULD DO SOMETHING BETTER!!]]'''''

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