Chessington World of Adventures - Revision history

DanDan: /* Family Rides */

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‎Family Rides

DanDan: Reverted edits by Richdirk123 (Talk) to last revision by Rowe

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Reverted edits by Richdirk123 (Talk) to last revision by Rowe

QTXAdsy at 16:28, 13 November 2010

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QTXAdsy at 16:27, 13 November 2010

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QTXAdsy at 16:23, 13 November 2010

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DanDan: Neeeew photo!

2010-11-11T13:31:16Z

Neeeew photo!

DanDan at 12:57, 11 November 2010

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DanDan at 17:37, 25 October 2010

2010-10-25T17:37:31Z

DanDan: Decided to update the Chessington one to look more like AT and Thorpe. Ya know, good generic look maybe?

2010-10-25T17:32:30Z

Decided to update the Chessington one to look more like AT and Thorpe. Ya know, good generic look maybe?

Sammy: link tidyup

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link tidyup

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 === Family Rides ===
-*Black Buccaneer
+*[[Black Buccaneer]]
 *Carousel
-*Monkey Swinger
+*[[Monkey Swinger]]
-*Seastorm
+*[[Seastorm]]
 *[[Tomb Blaster]]
-*Tuk Tuk Turmoil
+*[[Tuk Tuk Turmoil]]
 === Kiddie Rides ===

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 '''Chessington World of Adventures''' is a Southern theme park and zoo in England, which has been proven to be a much better theme park than [[Thorpe Park]], [[Legoland]] and [[Paultons Park]] due to the consistent lack of [[Chav|chavs]], actually good rides and for being developed in the late 1980s by [[John Wardley]]. Chessington is widely known for it's stereotypically themed lands such as Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom, Mexicana, Pirates Cove and to a large extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements.
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 *[[Lost City|Samurai]]
 *<nowiki>The Fifth Dimension</nowiki>
 [[Category:Theme Park]]
 [[Category: Wardley's Index]]

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 == History ==
-Before the park existed, the Burnt Stub Mansion had been there for 3,000 years. It's not very interesting so that point won't be developed.
+Before the park existed, the Burnt Stub Mansion had been there for 3,000 years. It's not very interesting so that point won't be developed. Sometime later, a man found potential in the empty land in Chessington and decided to build a zoo with a [[Circus|child scaring facility]] in order to gain lots of monies. Soon everybody was flocking to Chessington because of the animals and to potentially scar their children for the rest of their lives.
 Sometime later, a man found potential in the empty land in Chessington and decided to build a zoo with a [[Circus|child scaring facility]] in order to gain lots of monies. Soon everybody was flocking to Chessington because of the animals and to potentially scar their children for the rest of their lives.
-A few years after the park was bought by [[Tussauds]], when everyone had seen the animals at least 600 times, the park was deemed disinteresting. At this point management called in [[John Wardley|God]], hoping that he would take a look around and make a miracle of the park. Fortunately, he did, and the heavens rejoiced!
+A few years after the park was bought by Tussauds, when everyone had seen the animals at least 600 times, the park was deemed disinteresting. At this point, management called in <nowiki>John Wardley</nowiki>, hoping that he would take a look around and make a miracle of the park. Fortunately, he did, and the heavens rejoiced!
-In just six days, [[GOD|God]] created [[The Fifth Dimension]], <nowiki>Vampire</nowiki>, [[Bubbleworks|Professor Burp's Bubbleworks]] and many other awesome rides and themed areas. The public once again flocking in large numbers, proving [[GOD|God]]'s work an excellent success. Sadly though, [[The_Fifth_Dimension|The Fifth Dimension]] was changed into [[Terror Tomb]] in 1994, and then in to [[Terror Tomb|Tomb Blaster]]. <nowiki>Bubbleworks</nowiki> was rethemed from a pop drink factory into a Cussons Product Whore factory.
+And in just six days, [[God]] created [[The Fifth Dimension]], [[Vampire]], [[Bubbleworks|Professor Burp's Bubbleworks]] and many other awesome rides and themed areas. The public once again flocking in large numbers, proving <nowiki>God</nowiki>'s work an excellent success. Sadly though, <nowiki>The Fifth Dimension</nowiki> was changed into [[Terror Tomb]] in 1994 (Which thankfully had Wardley contribute towards so it was still decent), and then into [[Tomb_Blaster|Tomb Blaster]]. <nowiki>Bubbleworks</nowiki> was rethemed from a pop drink factory into a Cussons Product Whore factory.
 == Modern Day ==
-The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds to make it more 'exotic'. In the centre of this area are two enlarged Arboks, locked together forever. These Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster stolen from [[Paultons Park]]. Unfortunately, many believe this is a [[roller coaster]] when in fact it is not, and it is simply a ride that happens to be on a track.
+The most recent land added to Chessington is Wild Asia, based around a wild form of Asia with snakes and pretty birds to make it more 'exotic'. In the centre of this area are two enlarged Arboks, locked together forever. These Pokemon are forcefully attached to a Disk-O coaster, which rolls up and down painfully on their backs. Unfortunately, many believe this is a [[rollercoaster]] when in fact it is not, and it is simply a ride that happens to be on a track.
 Currently, in the <nowiki>Vampire</nowiki> queueline, there stands a "Evil Satan [[Minions|Minion]] National Park", situated next to the very popular mid-queue shop. This is the reason that it takes so long to board <nowiki>Vampire</nowiki>. In order to keep minion numbers down, Chessington have situated clones of [[Abdab]] in cloaks from the previous <nowiki>Terror Tomb</nowiki> ride around the queueline, in the hope of frightening them back to their spawners.
-== "We're Better Than [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]!" ==
+== "We're Better Than <nowiki>Thorpe Park</nowiki>!" ==
-As amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, customer service can be poor, though not as poor as the service at <nowiki>Thorpe Park</nowiki>, which is indomitably terrible. However, at Chessington the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the day, unlike at <nowiki>Thorpe Park</nowiki>, where they stand around doing nothing. A good example of this customer service is on <nowiki>Rameses Revenge</nowiki> (Better known as [[Ripsaw|Ripsaw]] Ripoff or Rammeh), where a German ride op makes each ride a little faster and much more water sprayed whenever [[Alton Towers]] or [[Ripsaw]] is mentioned, thus creating banter-to-extent-abuse with the customers.
+As amazing and spectacular a park Chessington is, customer service can be poor, though not as poor as the service at <nowiki>Thorpe Park</nowiki>, which is indomitably terrible. However, at Chessington the staff, ride hosts and operators brighten up the day by having an amusing amount of banter and lighthearted conversations with the visitors, unlike at <nowiki>Thorpe Park</nowiki>, where they stand around doing nothing.
 == Current Rides and Attractions ==
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 === Roller Coasters ===
-*Dragons Fury
+*[[Dragons Fury]]
 *[[Rattlesnake]]
 *[[Runaway Train]]
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 *[[Sea Life]]
 *Temple of Mayhem
 === Former Rides and Attractions ===