Come Ride With Me - Revision history

Jordan: category

2013-02-27T23:43:09Z

Martinjw at 21:39, 26 February 2013

2013-02-26T21:39:16Z

MiserableMonkey at 20:58, 26 February 2013

2013-02-26T20:58:57Z

James6: /* Simon and Jackie */ tidy up a little

2012-04-07T12:37:46Z

‎Simon and Jackie: tidy up a little

Tyler: /* Simon and Jackie */ Added a new Scene

2011-04-13T16:08:23Z

‎Simon and Jackie: Added a new Scene

John: /* Precious Little */ Pizza Pasta added

2011-02-05T18:36:59Z

‎Precious Little: Pizza Pasta added

Adsoldroyd: Sorry if it isn't good. Thought I would have a go myself, but it didn't really turn out right. Oh well, practise makes perfect!

2011-02-02T20:23:45Z

Sorry if it isn't good. Thought I would have a go myself, but it didn't really turn out right. Oh well, practise makes perfect!

TedTheHuman: /* Taaj Manzoor */

2011-01-30T20:25:08Z

‎Taaj Manzoor

Djtruefitt: /* Taaj Manzoor */

2011-01-28T22:35:38Z

‎Taaj Manzoor

Djtruefitt: Added Taaj, you get me?

2011-01-28T22:35:19Z

Added Taaj, you get me?

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	* Sanjit: I am going to complain about this. You'll see. I will have you fired.		* Sanjit: I am going to complain about this. You'll see. I will have you fired.
	8 Ian: At the end of the day, I have a duty to do. And if 'Sanjit' , was an undesirable, I'd never forgive myslef. See?		8 Ian: At the end of the day, I have a duty to do. And if 'Sanjit' , was an undesirable, I'd never forgive myslef. See?
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−	To make Come Ride With Me, ~~the~~ TST's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!	+	To make Come Ride With Me, TST's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!

	== Precious Little ==		== Precious Little ==

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-To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!
+To make Come Ride With Me, the TST's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!
 == Precious Little ==
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 * Peter: "Sorry Judith"
 *Judith: "Quite so! Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park"
-* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disapointing"
+* Peter: "If I had to sum this day up, I'd say, disappointing"
 == Simon and Jackie ==

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 == Simon and Jackie ==
-Simon and Jackie Trent, are one of Alton Towers only married couple ride operators. Four years ago Simon had an affair, and the couple heading through a stormy time.
+Simon and Jackie Trent are Alton Towers' only married couple ride operators. Four years ago, Simon had an affair, and the couple are heading through a stormy time.
-* Simon: "Call ten single riders please"
+* Jackie: "Call ten single riders please"
-* Jackie: "Ten single ri-"
+* Simon: "Ten single ri-"
-* Simon: "Dispatch Simon!"
+* Jackie: "Dispatch Simon!"
-* Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"
+* Simon: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"
 Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Air Ride Paperwork:
-* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover Bay Loading today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"
+* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover Bay Loading today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he dropped into ''her'' hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on."
 (In Operator's Cabin)
 * Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"
-* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."
+* Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel, stay out of the guests' sight, and clean your mess afterwards. The mops are in there."
 * Simon: "Eh?"
 * Jackie: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! You and her! In the tunnel! Screwing each other again!"
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 (Over Air PA)
-* Jackie "Welcome to Air.. Place all bags in Cage number 2 and once seated pull your restraint down to lock into the armrest to be checked by the Air Team, for those who are unsure of riding please speak to [NAME] who will get down on her knees to help you, just don't leave her alone with your husbands ladies because she is nothing more than a tr- NO SIMON I'M GONNA SAY IT! She's a '''SLUTTY SLUT SLUT OF THE RIDES!''" ................ Row 5, Seat 1"
+* Jackie "Welcome to Air.. Place all bags in cage number two and once seated, pull your restraint down to lock into the armrest, to be checked by the Air Team. For those who are unsure of riding please speak to [NAME] who will get down on her knees to help you, just don't leave her alone with your husbands, ladies, because she is nothing more than a tr- NO SIMON I'M GONNA SAY IT! She's a '''SLUTTY SLUT SLUT OF THE RIDES!''" ................ Row 5, Seat 1"
 ...
-* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"
+* Jackie: "If you want, tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"
 * Simon: "... Yeah..."

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 * Simon: "Call ten single riders please"
 * Jackie: "Ten single ri-"
-* Simon: "Check restraints"
+* Simon: "Dispatch Simon!"
 * Jackie: "I haven't finish calling the riders yet. Can we do one thing at a time please?!"
-Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Team Air list:
+Today, Jackie has spotted something unusual on the Air Ride Paperwork:
-* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"
+* Jackie: "She's here. The ride host Simon had the affair with. There she is over there. She's been sent over from Team Oblivion to cover Bay Loading today. "Assume The Position", that's just what she said to Simon. Right before he droped into her hole. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Of course I'm not going to stoop to that level. I've moved on"
-(In control room)
+(In Operator's Cabin)
 * Simon: "I'm just nipping to the loo"
 * Jackie "Well if you're both going in the tunnel stay out of the guests sight, and clean you mess afterwards. The mops are in there."
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 * Simon: "That was a long time ago!"
 * Jackie: "Don't get snappy at me! I'm not the one who had the affair, now sit down and be quiet."
 ...

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 However today, the ride has had to close early.
-* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, an tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. The Lord works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But God, in all his almighty wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"
+* "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, an tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. The Lord works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But God, in all his almighty wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef and then I'm off to Explorer's restaurant with my sisters. PRAAIISE THE LORD FOR THE UNLIMITED PIZZA PASTA BUFFET!"
 == Peter and Judith ==

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	"OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, I mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?"		"OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, I mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?"
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		+	== Ian Foot ==
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		+	Ian Foot is head of Alton Tower's devoted security team. Based in the Lost Children Windmill, he is dedicated to keeping troublemakers away from the resort. On his daily patrols around the park, he has found an 'undesirable' in the Berry Bish Bash area.
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		+	* Ian: We at the resort have reason to believe you have entered the park without purchasing a ticket or passing through the first entrance.
		+	* Sanjit: That is ridiculous. What evidence do you have to prove me guilty?
		+	* Ian: I don't have to justify our concerns to you, 'Sanjit', if that is indeed your name. I would also like to point out you were caught out using weapons in that attraction area.
		+	* Sanjit: Don't be stupid. The Berry Bish Bash is all about firing balls at each other. It's a simple game.
		+	* Ian: So you ''do'' admit it?
		+	* Sanjit: I would like to see somebody higher up. You have no reason to accuse me.
		+	* Ian: I'd like to see your ticket.
		+	* Sanjit: Here (throws ticket across desk)
		+	* Ian: (reading aloud) ADMITS ONE. ALTON TOWERS RESORT. FULLY... PAID... Right. Ok. What I am going to do on this occasion is let you off with a warning. But I want you to...
		+	* Sanjit: I am going to complain about this. You'll see. I will have you fired.
		+	8 Ian: At the end of the day, I have a duty to do. And if 'Sanjit' , was an undesirable, I'd never forgive myslef. See?

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	Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a ride designer.		Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a ride designer.

−	OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, i mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?	+	"OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, I mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?"

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 == Taaj Manzoor ==
-Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a film director.
+Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a ride designer.
 OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, i mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:35, 28 January 2011
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	* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"		* Jackie: "If you want tonight I'll order us a takeaway for tea"
	* Simon: "... Yeah..."		* Simon: "... Yeah..."
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		+	== Taaj Manzoor ==
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		+	Taaj is one of Alton Towers's cleaning staff, however his real ambition in life is to become a film director.
		+
		+	OK, me most favouritist rides ever, in reversological order are Nemesis, Th13teen, Air, Th13teen after dark, The Beastie, SW6, Submission, Oblivion, Fourteen, Rita and me favouritist ride of all time is SW7, i mean know its not made yet but is gonna be the best ride ever, isn't it?