Efteling - Revision history

Spinba11 at 17:51, 13 April 2012

2012-04-13T17:51:22Z

DanDan: Going to be working on this over time, it needs the work.

2010-12-02T16:46:16Z

Going to be working on this over time, it needs the work.

Sammy: /* Rides and Roller Coasters */

2010-10-27T16:24:56Z

‎Rides and Roller Coasters

Delta79: Category

2010-08-12T12:53:15Z

Sammy at 23:47, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T23:47:08Z

DanDan: Aaaand adding a History to it

2010-06-30T17:51:19Z

Aaaand adding a History to it

DanDan: Adding in Georgie more.

2010-06-30T17:28:14Z

Adding in Georgie more.

DanDan at 19:59, 29 June 2010

2010-06-29T19:59:40Z

DanDan at 19:59, 29 June 2010

2010-06-29T19:59:17Z

DanDan at 19:57, 29 June 2010

2010-06-29T19:57:53Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:51, 13 April 2012
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	*''Pagode'' - A random observation tower which on the floor looks like a indoor spinning ride, but is in fact a trapping place for those with Vertigo.		*''Pagode'' - A random observation tower which on the floor looks like a indoor spinning ride, but is in fact a trapping place for those with Vertigo.

		+	===Laaf Land===
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		+	Is basically an area filled with statues of obese men with very red lips. Was a parting "gift" from the old manager who was sacked for creating [[X:\No Way Out\|X:\WTF]] at [[Thorpe Park]].
	== The Environment ==		== The Environment ==

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-Efteling - in the country of Hol-land-land-land - is a theme park based around fairy tales you would see in those Ladybird books as a 5 year old, like Snow White or Hansel and Gretel, with some excellent theming that would have you convinced you'd been transported into said Ladybird books.
+'''Efteling''', in the country of <s>Clogland</s> Holland, is a theme park based around fairy tales you would see in those Ladybird books as a 5 year old, like Snow White or Hansel and Gretel, with some excellent theming that would have you convinced you'd been transported into said Ladybird books.
-[[File:Efteling.jpg|thumb|right|Do not trust this red mascot, he'll steal your Dutch change]]
+[[File:Efteling.jpg|thumb|right|Do not trust this [[Pardoes|red mascot]], he'll steal your Dutch change.]]
 == History ==
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 == Rides and Roller Coasters ==
+[[File:Vogel_rok.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Vogel Rok's ornamental bird, whom goes by the name of "Mr Beaky"]]
 It is known for the various, creepy yet whimsical dark rides and roller coasters which don't come across so much as thrilling, because it's a fairy tale theme park. Since when did fairy tales have roller coasters involved? Did YOU ever see Red Riding Hood ride a generic [[B and M|B&M]] flying coaster? No. Did Cinderella's Prince Charming ever think to let planning permission for a [[Maurer Söhne]] spinning coaster just across the field from his [[Castle|castle]]? I don't think so. Was Ali-Baba ever interested in trying a Disk-O? Oh wait, that's not even a [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]!
-Here is a list of Efteling's most well known rides:
+=== Roller Coasters ===
-[[File:Vogel_rok.jpg|thumb|left|CAAAAAW I is a majikul bierdah!]]
-*Bird/Vogel Rok - A better dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] version of [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] at [[Thorpe Park]] that goes forward.
+*''Bird/Vogel Rok'' - A better dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] version of [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] at [[Thorpe Park]] that goes forward.
-*Carnaval Festival - A dark ride with garish, psychedelic colours and whimsical-overload characters, aka [[Mind-F**k]]
-*De Vliegende Hollande/The Flying Dutchman - A dark water coaster ride which is about a haunted pirate ship... but in a building?!
+*''De Vliegende Hollande/The Flying Dutchman'' - A dark water coaster ride which is about a haunted pirate ship... but in a building?!
-*Droomvluct/Dreamflight - A dark car ride filled with annoying fairies and a hypnotic soundtrack. Nobody has ever completed a full circuit on this ride without falling asleep.
-*Fata Morgana - A dark boat ride for all the family to enjoy - with added torture scene.
+*''Joris en de Draak'' - A duelling woodie which has recently replaced another woodie, Pegasus, differing only with an epic dragon animatronic and another 'duelling' track.
-*Joris en de Draak - A duelling woodie which has recently replaced another woodie, Pegasus, differing only with an epic dragon animatronic and another 'duelling' track.*
-*Pagode - A random observation tower which on the floor looks like a indoor spinning ride, but is in fact a trapping place for those with Vertigo.
+*''Python'' - A [[Vekoma]] Double-Loop [[Corkscrew|Corkscrew]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]], which isn't even themed like a flipping snake.
 *Python - A [[Vekoma]] Double-Loop [[Corkscrew|Corkscrew]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]], which isn't even themed like a flipping snake.
-*Spookslot - A Haunted [[Castle|Castle]] dark ride, haunted by the ghost of Kate Bush and her dancing in the "Wuthering Heights" music video.
+=== Dark Rides ===
 *Villa Volta - A [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]], with a plot about a man who forgot to pay his insurance.
-<s>*By the way, have you noticed that with 'duels', dragons are regularly used? -cough- [[Islands of Adventure]] -cough-</s>
+*''Pagode'' - A random observation tower which on the floor looks like a indoor spinning ride, but is in fact a trapping place for those with Vertigo.
 == The Environment ==

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 Here is a list of Efteling's most well known rides:
 [[File:Vogel_rok.jpg|thumb|left|CAAAAAW I is a majikul bierdah!]]
-*Bird/Vogel Rok - A better dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] version of X:/WTF at [[Thorpe Park]] that goes forward.
+*Bird/Vogel Rok - A better dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] version of [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] at [[Thorpe Park]] that goes forward.
 *Carnaval Festival - A dark ride with garish, psychedelic colours and whimsical-overload characters, aka [[Mind-F**k]]
 *De Vliegende Hollande/The Flying Dutchman - A dark water coaster ride which is about a haunted pirate ship... but in a building?!

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	Currently people are debating if the wood for Pegasus should be recycled or be used as firewood for the local elves and goblins who live in the Fairy-Tale Forest, a walk-through with <s>blatantly obvious animatronics</s> authentic fairy tale creatures.		Currently people are debating if the wood for Pegasus should be recycled or be used as firewood for the local elves and goblins who live in the Fairy-Tale Forest, a walk-through with <s>blatantly obvious animatronics</s> authentic fairy tale creatures.
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		+	[[Category:Theme Park]]

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 Amazed by the epic details that the creatures had done in the Forest (see the change in the caps lock?), Pieck made a deal to the whimsical creatures that if they helped develop his zany drawings and illustrations into pure theme park rides and rollercoasters, he would give them 50% of the profit.
-Fair and square, Pieck up until his retirement in 1974 supplied the fairies and goblins his blueprints for rides through a underground tube system, soon letting his protege Van de Ven de Van de Ven carry on the magic with his unique rides ideas.
+Fair and square, Pieck up until his retirement in 1974 supplied the fairies and goblins his blueprints for rides through a underground tube system, soon letting his protege [[VAN|Van]] de Ven de [[VAN|Van]] de Ven carry on the magic with his unique rides ideas.
 In short and simple terms, actual fairy tales physically built the theme park.
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 == Rides and Roller Coasters ==
-It is known for the various, creepy yet whimsical dark rides and roller coasters which don't come across so much as thrilling, because it's a fairy tale theme park. Since when did fairy tales have roller coasters involved? Did YOU ever see Red Riding Hood ride a generic [[B&M]] flying coaster? No. Did Cinderella's Prince Charming ever think to let planning permission for a [[Maurer Söhne]] spinning coaster just across the field from his castle? I don't think so. Was Ali-Baba ever interested in trying a Disk-O? Oh wait, that's not even a [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]!
+It is known for the various, creepy yet whimsical dark rides and roller coasters which don't come across so much as thrilling, because it's a fairy tale theme park. Since when did fairy tales have roller coasters involved? Did YOU ever see Red Riding Hood ride a generic [[B and M|B&M]] flying coaster? No. Did Cinderella's Prince Charming ever think to let planning permission for a [[Maurer Söhne]] spinning coaster just across the field from his [[Castle|castle]]? I don't think so. Was Ali-Baba ever interested in trying a Disk-O? Oh wait, that's not even a [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]!
 Here is a list of Efteling's most well known rides:
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 *Joris en de Draak - A duelling woodie which has recently replaced another woodie, Pegasus, differing only with an epic dragon animatronic and another 'duelling' track.*
 *Pagode - A random observation tower which on the floor looks like a indoor spinning ride, but is in fact a trapping place for those with Vertigo.
-*Python - A [[Vekoma]] Double-Loop Corkscrew [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]], which isn't even themed like a flipping snake.
+*Python - A [[Vekoma]] Double-Loop [[Corkscrew|Corkscrew]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]], which isn't even themed like a flipping snake.
-*Spookslot - A Haunted Castle dark ride, haunted by the ghost of Kate Bush and her dancing in the "Wuthering Heights" music video.
+*Spookslot - A Haunted [[Castle|Castle]] dark ride, haunted by the ghost of Kate Bush and her dancing in the "Wuthering Heights" music video.
 *Villa Volta - A [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]], with a plot about a man who forgot to pay his insurance.