Gallopers Carousel - Revision history

Jordan: category

2013-02-27T23:32:57Z

MiserableMonkey: /* Ride Experience */

2013-02-26T20:52:40Z

‎Ride Experience

DanDan: Photo!

2010-11-25T17:18:35Z

Photo!

DanDan: Just needs a photo.

2010-11-25T17:09:41Z

Just needs a photo.

Cheese: New page!

2010-11-25T15:43:43Z

New page!

New page

Gallopers Carousel is the campest, most outrageously painted carousel you will ever experience. Ever. Situated in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], it is a long serving member of the park, but is frequently forgotten and left out by other attractions. The [[Twirling Toadstool]] denied claims of verbal abuse towards it, despite witnesses (Snorlix the Drug-Induced Dragon) providing evidence against this. Enjoyed by the homosexual, under-eight and midget population, it is generally unappreciated by the public, despite many years of loyal service.

== Ride Experience ==
If you can bring yourself to look at it, you will find a 'lively' mixture of colours blaring at you in the face. After boarding, you will find yourself with a choice of horses (or such things) to board. Being a rider with some level of self-esteem, you should feel pretty humilated by this. Don't worry, this entire area is decieving, After riding the [[Twirling Toadstool]], you will realise this. It is customary that a chav, boss or some other person who you would not wish to see you on such a ride now enters the scene. The music plays, and you go begi nto spin. Very slowly.
And then again. Then again. And so on.

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 B. You avoid this like the plague and run off to whore [[Rita]].
-'''If you are a TTFer:'''
+'''If you are a TSTer:'''
 You sit down on anything you want and begin cracking lewd jokes, whilst waiting for the ride operator to stop faffing. The ride spins slowly in a circle, pretend to scream and laugh at each other's expenses. Your seat may start bobbing up and down shaking slightly. Optional laughing over optional child screaming to get off. Crack more lewd jokes. Sit through this for 3 minutes.
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 Gallopers Carousel is the campest, most outrageously painted carousel you will ever experience. Ever. Situated in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], it is a long serving member of the park, but is frequently forgotten and left out by other attractions because it seriously cannot be bothered enough to move. It is also a 'historical' and 'needed' part of the theme park world that [[Alton Towers]] lives in.
+[[File:Gallopers0901.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Men. This has the potential to damage your pride, your dignity and your masculinity.]]
 No particular reason. A carousel, if be gay, is needed to complete the random experience.

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-Gallopers Carousel is the campest, most outrageously painted carousel you will ever experience. Ever. Situated in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], it is a long serving member of the park, but is frequently forgotten and left out by other attractions. The [[Twirling Toadstool]] denied claims of verbal abuse towards it, despite witnesses (Snorlix the Drug-Induced Dragon) providing evidence against this. Enjoyed by the homosexual, under-eight and midget population, it is generally unappreciated by the public, despite many years of loyal service.
+Gallopers Carousel is the campest, most outrageously painted carousel you will ever experience. Ever. Situated in [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], it is a long serving member of the park, but is frequently forgotten and left out by other attractions because it seriously cannot be bothered enough to move. It is also a 'historical' and 'needed' part of the theme park world that [[Alton Towers]] lives in.
-== Ride Experience ==
+No particular reason. A carousel, if be gay, is needed to complete the random experience.
-If you can bring yourself to look at it, you will find a 'lively' mixture of colours blaring at you in the face. After boarding, you will find yourself with a choice of horses (or such things) to board. Being a rider with some level of self-esteem, you should feel pretty humilated by this. Don't worry, this entire area is decieving, After riding the [[Twirling Toadstool]], you will realise this. It is customary that a chav, boss or some other person who you would not wish to see you on such a ride now enters the scene. The music plays, and you go begi nto spin. Very slowly.
-And then again. Then again. And so on.
+Enjoyed by the homosexual, under-eight and midget population, it is generally unappreciated by the public, despite many years of loyal service.