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Monty the Giant Squid inhabits a luxurious first class penthouse in the lake at [[Alton Towers]], regularly entertaining for the children and then eating the [[chavs]]. He is a very kind and docile creature but also quite shy with the elder visitors, even though he is older than them by centuries.

[[File:Bed.jpg|thumb|right|Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.]]

== Monty Facts ==

*His favourite show is Balamory and has recorded every episode twice.
*His favourite film is Atlantis: The [[Lost|Lost]] Empire, because his cousin Toodles wrecks the submarine.
*When he's not too busy eating chavs, Monty enjoys playing tennis and cooking.
*He doesn't like to admit that he witnessed both [[Skyride]] incidents.
*Can solve 500 Rubiks Cube in under a minute.

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	[[File:Bed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.]]		[[File:Bed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.]]