Lost City - Revision history

Jordan at 20:55, 13 April 2017

2017-04-13T20:55:48Z

TedTheHuman: /* Samurai */

2011-11-17T18:07:28Z

‎Samurai

TedTheHuman: /* Samurai */

2011-11-17T18:06:24Z

‎Samurai

TedTheHuman: Added more to Rush

2011-07-15T16:35:50Z

Added more to Rush

Mrvardermier123: /* Samurai */

2011-05-11T14:05:33Z

‎Samurai

DanDan at 16:03, 16 November 2010

2010-11-16T16:03:11Z

Sammy at 16:22, 27 October 2010

2010-10-27T16:22:45Z

Sammy: linkage

2010-10-27T16:17:10Z

linkage

Sammy: /* Rush */

2010-10-21T16:59:49Z

‎Rush

DanDan: Created page with 'Lost City at Thorpe Park is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still …'

2010-10-21T16:00:03Z

Created page with 'Lost City at Thorpe Park is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still …'

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[[Lost|Lost]] City at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] is set around a Aztec/Inca playground somewhere in the land of the Aztecs or Incas. We're not entirely sure because we're still <nowiki>lost</nowiki> in the <nowiki>lost</nowiki> city. The area is mainly themed blue with 'meaningful names' here and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'.

== Rides and Attractions ==

[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:/No Way Out|X:/WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people.

=== Rush ===

A [[S and S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA.

Also known as Thrush.

=== Vortex ===

A glorified roundabout on a swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that nobody really <s>wants to admit they like</s> enjoys.

Also known as Boretex.

=== Samurai ===

A Mondial [[Topscan|Topscan]]. This used to be over at Chessington under the same name, but [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] hired some [[Chav|chav]] ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to [[SAW: The Ride]], brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.

Also known as Shamurai.

[[Category: Themed Area]]

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 The ride is also notorious for being worse than [[Hex]] at parking after a cycle.
 Also known as Shamurai.
 [[Category: Faff Ride]]
 [[Category: Themed Area]]

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 In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.
 Also known as Shamurai.
 [[Category: Faff Ride]]
 [[Category: Themed Area]]

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 === Rush ===
-A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA.
+A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glorified swingset from IKEA (In the sence that it arrived in a big flat box that wouldn't fit in the boot of the car, they spent ages assembling it, yelled and swore at it, found half the parts were missing, went back for spares, found IKEA had discontinued the set, got some from another set which didn't match, finally got it together, let it run for a while, broke it, fixed it, ran it, left it, few pieces dropped off it, rebuilt it, swore at it some more, got it working, never looked back at it!)
 Also known as Thrush.

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 A Mondial [[Topscan|Topscan]]. This used to be over at [[Chessington World of Adventures|Chessington]] under the same name, but [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] hired some [[Chav|chav]] ninjas to steal it in 2004 and now it sits next to [[SAW: The Ride]], brushing the rider's feet against the overgrown tree branches.
-Also known as Shamurai.
+In 2010, two members of staff were ordered to leave the park after running it on a cycle in excess of 30 seconds.
 [[Category: Faff Ride]]
 [[Category: Themed Area]]

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 == Rides and Attractions ==
-[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:/No Way Out|X:/WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people.
+[[Colossus|Lolossus]] and [[X:\No Way Out|X:\WTF]] are the two main rollercoasters who hang out around here, regularly having fights on who has the bigger queueline and who has the most breakdowns/most sick people.
 === Rush ===