Paultons Park - Revision history

DanDan: Paultons meh, Paultons meh, just added a photo 'cause in truth it's meh! Paultons meh, Paultons meh, it's a meh place to be!

2010-12-02T16:18:36Z

Paultons meh, Paultons meh, just added a photo 'cause in truth it's meh! Paultons meh, Paultons meh, it's a meh place to be!

DanDan: I felt part of my soul die whilst rewriting about this increasingly uninteresting park... urgh...

2010-11-05T22:41:16Z

I felt part of my soul die whilst rewriting about this increasingly uninteresting park... urgh...

Joel: Use of other people/opinions of other people in an article, which is not permitted. See the TowersTimes Wiki Rules before editing/creating an article.

2010-11-04T20:40:55Z

Use of other people/opinions of other people in an article, which is not permitted. See the TowersTimes Wiki Rules before editing/creating an article.

Alee298 at 23:54, 31 October 2010

2010-10-31T23:54:57Z

Alee298 at 23:51, 31 October 2010

2010-10-31T23:51:25Z

Delta79: Category

2010-08-12T12:56:24Z

Delta79: Adding a further dig at the park over their lax attitude to UK planning regulations.

2010-06-22T20:30:06Z

Adding a further dig at the park over their lax attitude to UK planning regulations.

GAGrathea: Created page with '"Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!" A not quite so interesting park as Alton Towers, Europa Park, Disney parks, [[Chessington World of Adv…'

2010-06-22T14:59:06Z

Created page with '"Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!" A not quite so interesting park as Alton Towers, Europa Park, Disney parks, [[Chessington World of Adv…'

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"Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!"

A not quite so interesting park as [[Alton Towers]], [[Europa Park]], [[Disney]] parks, [[Chessington World of Adventures]], [[Drayton Manor]], [[Flamingoland]] and even [[Thorpe Park]].

Paultons Park is so not quite interesting, that Chessington have even taken their 'famed' Disk-O ride and plonked it between two enlarged Arboks stuck together with duct tape.

Nobody really knows or cares much more about this park.

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 ''Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!''
+[[File:PaultonsMeh.JPG|300px|thumb|left|<s>Kobra</s> Cobra to the left, <s>Kobra</s> The Edge to the right.]]
 A not quite so interesting park as any other park in the British Isles, Europe or even the world, but thankfully it is distracting enough for any children who drag their parents along to such a place. The park is known for it's lack of planning permission, especially with their recent Disk-O ride and are somewhat applauded for their warped Aesop towards the children who visit. The park is known to be uninteresting towards enthusiasts over 13 because;

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+''Paultons Park, Paultons Park. What a fun place to be, to be!''
-A not quite so interesting park as [[Alton Towers]], [[Europa Park]], [[Disney]] parks, [[Chessington World of Adventures]], [[Drayton Manor]], [[Flamingoland]], Lightwater Valley, [[Mandyland|Mandyland]], Camelot, Fantasy Island, M&Ds and even [[Thorpe Park]].
+A not quite so interesting park as any other park in the British Isles, Europe or even the world, but thankfully it is distracting enough for any children who drag their parents along to such a place. The park is known for it's lack of planning permission, especially with their recent Disk-O ride and are somewhat applauded for their warped Aesop towards the children who visit. The park is known to be uninteresting towards enthusiasts over 13 because;
-Paultons Park is so not quite interesting, that Chessington have even taken their 'famed' Disk-O ride and plonked it between two enlarged Arboks stuck together with duct tape.
+*It only caters to the <s>minion</s> child market.
-Nobody really knows or cares much more about this park. So much so, that Paultons 'forgot/couldn't be bothered to acquire the correct planning permission for the aforementioned Disk-O ride.
+However, the park attempts to catch the attention of the elder market aka the adults who are dragged by their children, by building the 'Cobra' (note: This is not THE Kobra at [[Chessington World of Adventures]]) and the 'Edge' (note: This is regularly mistaken for Kobra at Chessington, purely because it's a Disk-O) because they are both big, tall and the fastest rides on park. It does not help these are both in the same area, plonked right next to each other with equal amount of illegality, which in all honesty takes down the experience a notch.
-To cut a long story short, Paultons Park fought the law and the law won.
+Another, quicker and more pre-placed way of attracting the elder visitors is by placing them among the bird exhibits and rather not that interesting gardens that remain of the original Paultons area. As you probably guessed, it doesn't bode well with the older visitors of the park... because of the lack of interest. Yeah.
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−	But one unique thing about Paultons Park is that it has an anti insult force (AKA [[Rich Tasker]] off TPM) who explodes into a fit of rage whenever someone insults his precious park, so whoever started this page, is f@#ked

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 To cut a long story short, Paultons Park fought the law and the law won.
-But one unique thing about Paultons Park is that it has an anti insult force (AKA Rich off TPM) who explodes into a fit of rage whenever someone insults his precious park, so whoever started this page, is f@#ked
+But one unique thing about Paultons Park is that it has an anti insult force (AKA [[Rich Tasker]] off TPM) who explodes into a fit of rage whenever someone insults his precious park, so whoever started this page, is f@#ked
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