Pointless Post - Revision history

Jordan: add to category

2013-03-05T22:52:02Z

add to category

ARead23 at 11:26, 29 March 2012

2012-03-29T11:26:05Z

MigitBurnsy: Added capital letters to "Pointless Post", nice changes though! = )

2010-11-21T21:33:50Z

Added capital letters to "Pointless Post", nice changes though! = )

Cotda at 14:44, 21 November 2010

2010-11-21T14:44:58Z

CoasterCrazyChris: More mass tidy ups. Re-Pointless-ified some pointless passages.

2010-11-21T14:00:12Z

More mass tidy ups. Re-Pointless-ified some pointless passages.

CoasterCrazyChris: /* The slightly less Pointless Post */ Humour was a bit lost in the structure and alliteration. Tiny tidy up, I hope I have not defeated the point of this passage! (no pun intended)

2010-11-21T13:51:05Z

‎The slightly less Pointless Post: Humour was a bit lost in the structure and alliteration. Tiny tidy up, I hope I have not defeated the point of this passage! (no pun intended)

Cotda: The slightly less Pointless Post

2010-11-21T13:32:23Z

The slightly less Pointless Post

Alastair: strikethrough looks better

2010-11-02T20:06:52Z

strikethrough looks better

AdamJ at 23:09, 26 October 2010

2010-10-26T23:09:46Z

AdamJ at 23:05, 26 October 2010

2010-10-26T23:05:23Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:52, 5 March 2013
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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&hl=en&ll=52.989233,-1.890654&spn=0.00099,0.002411&sll=-3.137602,-60.493383&sspn=0.052535,0.077162&oq=st11+4db&t=h&hnear=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&z=19&layer=c&cbll=52.989262,-1.890699&panoid=jUHAERGqijUIzImnMIcrJw&cbp=12,157.55,,0,12.91 The Pointless Post on Google Streetview]		[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&hl=en&ll=52.989233,-1.890654&spn=0.00099,0.002411&sll=-3.137602,-60.493383&sspn=0.052535,0.077162&oq=st11+4db&t=h&hnear=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&z=19&layer=c&cbll=52.989262,-1.890699&panoid=jUHAERGqijUIzImnMIcrJw&cbp=12,157.55,,0,12.91 The Pointless Post on Google Streetview]
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	[[File:A View from a Post.jpg\|1100px]]		[[File:A View from a Post.jpg\|1100px]]
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		+	== External Links ==
		+	[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&hl=en&ll=52.989233,-1.890654&spn=0.00099,0.002411&sll=-3.137602,-60.493383&sspn=0.052535,0.077162&oq=st11+4db&t=h&hnear=Alton+ST10+4DB,+United+Kingdom&z=19&layer=c&cbll=52.989262,-1.890699&panoid=jUHAERGqijUIzImnMIcrJw&cbp=12,157.55,,0,12.91 The Pointless Post on Google Streetview]

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 ==The Slightly Less Pointless Pointless Post==
-The pointless post's twin can be found near Battle Galleons, at the start of the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. This second Pointless Post has very little point, although it can be considered a convenient resting point for tired guests and therefore not as pointless as first pointed out.
+The Pointless Post's twin can be found near Battle Galleons, at the start of the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. This second Pointless Post has very little point, although it can be considered a convenient resting point for tired guests and therefore not as pointless as first pointed out.
 == Offspring ==

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	== A Godly Gift? ==		== A Godly Gift? ==
	...No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from <s>Joh</s> [[GOD\|God]]. Or is it?		...No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from <s>Joh</s> [[GOD\|God]]. Or is it?
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		+	[[File:A View from a Post.jpg\|1100px]]

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 There are many pointless things at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], but in 2009, fans of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] were gifted with their own pointless artifact! The '''Pointless Post''' can be found near Battle Galleons, on the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. No one knows the origin or purpose of the Pointless Post, it is just there because it can be there ... Or possibly to stop those crazy grannies cutting across that path.
 == Theories ==
 There have been many attempts and theories to prove the Pointless Post's usefulness, but all have been proved false, many of these theories suggested something buried underneath the Pointless Post, or even the Pointless Post marking something, many Posties (followers of the Pointless Post) believe that it is the burying ground for the fabled [[Henry_Hound|Henry Hound]] and some "Hardcore" Posties believe that it is the final resting place of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] magic ... But this would mean that the Pointless Post was no longer pointless and had some or little meaning. So in June 2009, a group of radical young scientists came up with Quantum Postics.
 == Quantum Postics and the Proving of Quantum Postics ==
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 > 'The Pointless Post is pointless in name only, making it not pointless but pointy.'
 The scientist could never prove a use for the pointless post though and, in late 2010, the second aspect of Quantum Postics was blown out of the water, when a shocking discovery was made at the site of the Pointless Post.
-== The Pointless Post 2.0 ==
+== The Pointless Post 3.0? ==
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-Deep in the 2010 season, there was a shocking discovery made at the site of what used to be the Pointless Post. The Pointless Post had regenerated (a little bit like Dr. Who, but more (less?) pointless), the Pointless Post was now metal! And if that wasn’t bad enough for Posties and Quantum Postics nuts, the Pointless Post was now Pointless, the Pointless Post had [[Lost|lost]] its point, the point which made it the Pointy (Pointless) Post, it was now the not so Pointy Pointless Post!
-[[File:DSC04818.jpg|350px|thumb|left|The Pointless post in its metal form.]] This was a disaster for everyone, because the second aspect of Quantum Postics had been proven false, there was a mass exodus of point lovers everywhere and devoted Posties went underground leaving there identity behind.
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-== The Pointless Post III? ==
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 No one knows when or even if the Pointless Post will regenerate again, the team of scientists who tried to prove Quantum Postics, have come up with a computer simulation of what this may look like, unfortunately, it cannot be shown, because it can cause a nasty disease called Pointalitis, in which the body becomes covered in pointless points.
 ==The Slightly Less Pointless Pointless Post==
-The pointless post's twin can be found near Battle Galleons, at the start of the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. This second pointless post serves very little purpose, although it can be considered a convenient resting place for tired guests.
+The pointless post's twin can be found near Battle Galleons, at the start of the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. This second Pointless Post has very little point, although it can be considered a convenient resting point for tired guests and therefore not as pointless as first pointed out.
 == Offspring ==
+The not so Pointy Pointless Post has been known to have offspring in the form of ducks and china mugs, for reasons unknown. However, many have determined that it could be because of a large amount of Pointless Post "whoring", in which the "whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, leading to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless kitchenware.
-The not so Pointy Pointless Post, has been known to have offspring in the form of ducks and china mugs, the reason is unknown, but many have determined that it could be due to a large amount of Pointless Post "Whoring", in which the "Whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, this clash of pointlessness can lead to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless kitchenware.
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 == A Godly Gift? ==
 ...No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from <s>Joh</s> [[GOD|God]]. Or is it?
 ... No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from <s>Joh</s> [[GOD|God]]. Or is it?

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	+	== The slightly less Pointless Post ==

−	+	The Pointless Posts twin can also be found near Battle Galleons, at the start of the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. Although a convenient point for tired guests the second pointless post serves very little point.

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	== A Godly Gift? ==		== A Godly Gift? ==

−	... No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from Joh ~~...~~ [[GOD\|God]]. Or is it?	+	... No. The Pointless Post is not a gift from <s>Joh</s> [[GOD\|God]]. Or is it?

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	== Offspring ==		== Offspring ==

−	The not so Pointy Pointless Post, has been known to have offspring in the form of ducks and china mugs, the reason is unknown, but many have determined that it could be due to a large amount of Pointless Post "Whoring", in which the "Whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, this clash of pointlessness can lead to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless ~~kitchen ware~~.	+	The not so Pointy Pointless Post, has been known to have offspring in the form of ducks and china mugs, the reason is unknown, but many have determined that it could be due to a large amount of Pointless Post "Whoring", in which the "Whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, this clash of pointlessness can lead to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless kitchenware.

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-There are many pointless things at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], but in 2009, fans of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] were gifted with their own pointless artifact! The '''Pointless Post''' can be found near Battle Galleons, on the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. No one knows the origin or purpose of the Pointless Post, it is just there because it can be there ... Or possibly to stop those crazy granny's cutting across that path.
+There are many pointless things at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]], but in 2009, fans of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] were gifted with their own pointless artifact! The '''Pointless Post''' can be found near Battle Galleons, on the cross path between The Courtyard and Adventure Land. No one knows the origin or purpose of the Pointless Post, it is just there because it can be there ... Or possibly to stop those crazy grannies cutting across that path.
 [[File:DSC04429.jpg|350px|thumb|right|The Pointless post in its wooden form.]]
-== Theory’s ==
+== Theories ==
-There have been many attempts and theory’s to prove the Pointless Post's usefulness, but all have been proved false, many of these theory’s suggested something buried underneath the Pointless Post, or even the Pointless Post marking something, many Posties (followers of the Pointless Post) believe that it is the burying ground for the fabled [[Henry_Hound|Henry Hound]] and some "Hardcore" Posties believe that it is the final resting place of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] magic ... But this would mean that the Pointless Post was no longer pointless and had some or little meaning. So in June 2009, a group of radical young scientists came up with Quantum Postics.
+There have been many attempts and theories to prove the Pointless Post's usefulness, but all have been proved false, many of these theories suggested something buried underneath the Pointless Post, or even the Pointless Post marking something, many Posties (followers of the Pointless Post) believe that it is the burying ground for the fabled [[Henry_Hound|Henry Hound]] and some "Hardcore" Posties believe that it is the final resting place of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] magic ... But this would mean that the Pointless Post was no longer pointless and had some or little meaning. So in June 2009, a group of radical young scientists came up with Quantum Postics.
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-Deep in the 2010 season, there was a shocking discovery made at the site of what used to be the Pointless Post. The Pointless Post had regenerated (a little bit like Dr Who, but more (less?) pointless), the Pointless Post was now metal! And if that wasn’t bad enough for Posties and Quantum Postics nuts, the Pointless Post was now Pointless, the Pointless Post had [[Lost|lost]] its point, the point which made it the Pointy (Pointless) Post, it was now the not so Pointy Pointless Post!
+Deep in the 2010 season, there was a shocking discovery made at the site of what used to be the Pointless Post. The Pointless Post had regenerated (a little bit like Dr. Who, but more (less?) pointless), the Pointless Post was now metal! And if that wasn’t bad enough for Posties and Quantum Postics nuts, the Pointless Post was now Pointless, the Pointless Post had [[Lost|lost]] its point, the point which made it the Pointy (Pointless) Post, it was now the not so Pointy Pointless Post!
 [[File:DSC04818.jpg|350px|thumb|left|The Pointless post in its metal form.]] This was a disaster for everyone, because the second aspect of Quantum Postics had been proven false, there was a mass exodus of point lovers everywhere and devoted Posties went underground leaving there identity behind.
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 == Offspring ==
-The not so Pointy Pointless Post, has been known to have off spring in the form of ducks and china mugs, the reason is unknown, but many have determined that it could be due to a large amount of Pointless Post "Whoring", in which the "Whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, this clash of pointlessness can lead to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless kitchen ware.
+The not so Pointy Pointless Post, has been known to have offspring in the form of ducks and china mugs, the reason is unknown, but many have determined that it could be due to a large amount of Pointless Post "Whoring", in which the "Whorer" rubs him or herself along the Pointless Post with their Pointless Post, this clash of pointlessness can lead to pointless offspring in the shape of pointless animals or pointless kitchen ware.