Ripsaw - Revision history

Bert2theSpark: Added a new paragraph

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add category

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TTF to TSTF

2011-11-21T00:08:11Z

‎External Links: ...aaannnnd prog. 6

2011-11-21T00:01:27Z

added video of prog. 8

2011-11-20T23:52:41Z

‎External Links

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 In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it suspended them mid air to try and correct them.
-At the end of 2015 season, Chavs overpowered security and began dismantiling Ripsaw. The implementation of the [[Towers Loving Care]] scheme in 2016 meant that all of the staff were too busy building higher fences, so nobody was available to put the ride back together in time for the 2016 opening day. However, to the relief of theme park fans everywhere, a highly acclaimed new ride was placed in Ripsaw's place, the now-iconic [[Forbidden Sweep]].
+During the course if it's lifetime it's been known to be an active fighter against obesity with punishing larger riders the denial of a ride leading to that individual rider singly disembarking with all of the other riders, staff and a gathering of spectators who'd built up wanting to see the "large" person do the fat walk of shame.
 ==Know your programmes==

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 In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it suspended them mid air to try and correct them.
-At the end of 2015 season, Chavs overpowered security and began dismantiling Ripsaw.
+At the end of 2015 season, Chavs overpowered security and began dismantiling Ripsaw. The implementation of the [[Towers Loving Care]] scheme in 2016 meant that all of the staff were too busy building higher fences, so nobody was available to put the ride back together in time for the 2016 opening day. However, to the relief of theme park fans everywhere, a highly acclaimed new ride was placed in Ripsaw's place, the now-iconic [[Forbidden Sweep]].
 ==Know your programmes==

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	In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it suspended them mid air to try and correct them.		In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it suspended them mid air to try and correct them.
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		+	At the end of 2015 season, Chavs overpowered security and began dismantiling Ripsaw.

	==Know your programmes==		==Know your programmes==

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	Ripsaw also operates as a secret shower and detergent facility for [[Chav\|chavs]], who really need <s>drowning</s> cleaning.		Ripsaw also operates as a secret shower and detergent facility for [[Chav\|chavs]], who really need <s>drowning</s> cleaning.
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		+	In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it suspended them mid air to try and correct them.

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 ==Know your programmes==
-Ripsaw runs a number of preset sequences.  The ride has nine in total, but some of them are not used with guests for various reasons.  To avoid feeling left out during TTF discussions about Ripsaw, here's a quick guide to the key programmes:
+Ripsaw runs a number of preset sequences.  The ride has nine in total, but some of them are not used with guests for various reasons.  To avoid feeling left out during TSTF discussions about Ripsaw, here's a quick guide to the key programmes:
 * 9 - The legendary 'banned setting', reportedly too intense for use with guests.  This fabled setting is the holy grail amongst Ripsaw fans. 25 minutes of continuous flyovers.

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	Setting 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4brFlNucYk		Setting 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4brFlNucYk
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		+	Setting 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYOSVFtSWX4

	Setting 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KBSDHUDkw		Setting 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KBSDHUDkw

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 * 1 - One Flyover. Not even worth it!
 * 0 - Broken Down - If you're in the queue, you've just wasted 30 minutes of your life..
 ==External Links==
 Setting 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4brFlNucYk

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 Setting 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4brFlNucYk
 Setting 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KBSDHUDkw
 Setting 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0FHoVOAW8
 Setting 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZvqkW1ZV5I
 [[Category: Faff Ride]]
 [[Category: Ride]]