Skyride - Revision history

DanF8708 at 18:41, 27 January 2020

2020-01-27T18:41:54Z

Jordan: category

2013-02-27T23:34:18Z

Jonathan at 00:30, 27 February 2013

2013-02-27T00:30:36Z

Neuros at 19:29, 11 November 2011

2011-11-11T19:29:14Z

Lewis.Navex at 13:18, 30 December 2010

2010-12-30T13:18:20Z

Lewis.Navex: Fiddly erorrs with the lyrics

2010-12-30T13:17:23Z

Fiddly erorrs with the lyrics

Lewis.Navex at 13:12, 30 December 2010

2010-12-30T13:12:48Z

Lewis.Navex: 'Skyride to Hell' addition

2010-12-30T13:12:02Z

'Skyride to Hell' addition

Cheese: Added links to fire.

2010-12-02T13:56:24Z

Added links to fire.

Cotda: /* Multiple Burning Incidents */

2010-11-16T21:14:58Z

‎Multiple Burning Incidents

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	Skyride to Hell		Skyride to Hell
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		+	==Public Opinions==
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		+	The Skyride is considered by many, the most intense and thrilling "ride" in the entire park. Due to this, the queue often reaches up to 5 hours. Many bored queuers use expert parkour skills to slide along the wire (hoping it will not snap) and break into a "capsule". Many riders suffer mental (and sometimes physical) scarring from being threatened with a slightly sharp sided Merlin Annual Pass or being thrown out and spiked on the pagoda.

	[[Category:Alton Towers]]		[[Category:Alton Towers]]

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	Skyride to Hell		Skyride to Hell
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		+	[[Category:Alton Towers]]

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 The skyride reopened for the 2010 season, with a lovely new station and sponsorship deal with Swan Vesta Matches.
-The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Towers Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
+The next [[fire]] was scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Towers Street station. This did not happen, saving Alton Towers from more bad press. It's entirely possible that the Towers Street station will end up on fire at some point, but when will this happen???
 [[Category:Ride]]

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 The skyride reopened for the 2010 season, with a lovely new station and sponsorship deal with Swan Vesta Matches.
-The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
+The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Towers Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
 [[Category:Ride]]

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 I'm on the Skyride to Hell
-the Skyride to Hell
+Skyride to Hell
 I'm on the Skyride to Hell

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 Going easy
-Ridiing free
+Riding free
 Season ticket for the whole way round
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 I'm on the Skyride to Hell
-On the Skyride to Hell
+the Skyride to Hell
 Skyride to Hell

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	I'm on the Skyride to Hell		I'm on the Skyride to Hell
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	On the Skyride to Hell		On the Skyride to Hell

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	The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.		The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
	[[Category:Ride]]		[[Category:Ride]]
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		+	==Skyride to Hell==
		+	Since it has a bad reputation, a certain 'ACDC' song's lyrics were changed to fit the ride's predictable nature
		+
		+	Going easy
		+
		+	Ridiing free
		+
		+	Season ticket for the whole way round
		+
		+	Round in circles
		+
		+	Leave me be
		+
		+	Taking all the sights and sounds in my stride
		+
		+	Don't need coasters
		+
		+	Don't need rides
		+
		+	Ain't nothing I would rather do
		+
		+	There's a fire
		+
		+	Over there
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		+	In the station I am going to, eh
		+
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+
		+	On the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+
		+	No stop signs
		+
		+	It just stops
		+
		+	Waitin' for a wheelchair to get on the ride
		+
		+	Like The Blade
		+
		+	Swinging round
		+
		+	Get out my bouncy ball and throw it 'round
		+
		+	Hey Valley
		+
		+	Under Me
		+
		+	Pagoda's not on today
		+
		+	Hey Momma
		+
		+	Look at me
		+
		+	I'm over 50 feet above the ground, woah
		+
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	On the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+
		+	Mmm, don't drop me
		+
		+	Eh, Eh, Eh
		+
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	On the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	On the Skyride to
		+
		+	Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	I'm on the Skyride to Hell
		+
		+	Skyride to Hell

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 The official cause has never been determined (ghosts probably) and after 6 months of closure the Skyride reopened midway through the 2008 season.
-The gondolas were replaced with shiny, new, brightly coloured one for the 2009 season, after it was noted that the originals now looked liked a "sepia-tinted Thatcherite nightmare". However, in true Greek-tragedy style, in July 2009 the [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]] station burned well and truly to the ground. The second fire in less than 2 years. Fatties and enthusiasts alike were crestfallen. Reports that the fire was started by "the spark of innovation" from [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] remain unconfirmed.
+The gondolas were replaced with shiny, new, brightly coloured one for the 2009 season, after it was noted that the originals now looked liked a "sepia-tinted Thatcherite nightmare". However, in true Greek-tragedy style, in July 2009 the [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]] station burned well and truly to the ground. The second [[fire]] in less than 2 years. Fatties and enthusiasts alike were crestfallen. Reports that the [[fire]] was started by "the spark of innovation" from [[Th13teen|Th13teen]] remain unconfirmed.
 The skyride reopened for the 2010 season, with a lovely new station and sponsorship deal with Swan Vesta Matches.
-The next fire is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
+The next [[fire]] is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
 [[Category:Ride]]

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	The skyride reopened for the 2010 season, with a lovely new station and sponsorship deal with Swan Vesta Matches.		The skyride reopened for the 2010 season, with a lovely new station and sponsorship deal with Swan Vesta Matches.

		+	The next fire is scheduled to take place in 2011 at the Tower Street station. The cause is as yet unknown although TTF will be following the story as it happens. It has been confirmed that the ride will reopen in 2012, completing the 6 year renovation plan.
	[[Category:Ride]]		[[Category:Ride]]