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Billionaire'sShortbread at 14:13, 14 August 2015

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MattyH: /* History */

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Alexander at 00:33, 22 December 2012

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Sammy at 15:44, 11 October 2010

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Sammy at 08:47, 16 June 2010

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GAGrathea at 20:55, 4 June 2010

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Delta79: Created page with 'Submission is a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at Alton Towers. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim …'

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Created page with 'Submission is a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at Alton Towers. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim …'

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Submission is a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim is hard to verify as approximately only 3 people have ever ridden it... and one of those was "for a dare".

== History ==
Submission was developed in secret under the codename 'SW4.5' (Sore Willy 4.5) and inflicted upon an unwitting public in 2001. It is thought by many to have inspired [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s eventual collection of twisted torture devices aimed at the "young teen" demographic.

While labelled as a "Chance Double Inverter", it is nothing of the kind. [[File:Submission.jpg|300px|thumb|"I'll only ride it if you do."]] The mythical 'second arm' (a topic which was found in a recent study to constitute approximately 68% of all posting of TTF) is a fake, or 'dummy' arm, installed to give the impression of a popular, high capacity, queue munching visual spectacle. It has ''never'' worked. Nor will it ever. Ever. So stop going on about it.

In its distinguished history, Submission (the name being a throwback to an ill-fated sponsorship deal with Subway) has thrilled literally... some guests.

== Recent Controversy ==
Submission recently hit the headlines, when incredibly reliable and accurate scientific studies found that it increased riders' chances of developing a combination of paranoid schizophrenia and diarrhoea by as much as 93%.

== Trivia ==
Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.

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−	Submission is a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at [[Alton_Towers\|Alton Towers]]. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim is hard to verify as approximately only 3 people have ever ridden it... and one of those was "for a dare".	+	Submission was a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at [[Alton_Towers\|Alton Towers]]. It is considered by many to be "a complete load of old bollocks", however, this claim is hard to verify as approximately only 3 people have ever ridden it... and one of those was "for a dare".

	== History ==		== History ==

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	In its distinguished history, Submission (the name being a throwback to an ill-fated sponsorship deal with Subway) has thrilled literally... some guests.		In its distinguished history, Submission (the name being a throwback to an ill-fated sponsorship deal with Subway) has thrilled literally... some guests.
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		+	At the end end of the 2013 to the joy of the Enthusiast community, submission finally submitted and was burned and replaced with the Submission Memorial Garden, at the end of which was a pointless pointy post with a pointless tap.

	== Recent Controversy ==		== Recent Controversy ==

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 Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.
-The ride is immortalized in the Meshuggah song [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCT8fgdo2-g]The Exquisite Machinery of Torture[/url]
+The ride is immortalized in the Meshuggah song 'The Exquisite Machinery of Torture'
 [[Category: Ride]]

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	Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.		Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.

		+	The ride is immortalized in the Meshuggah song [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCT8fgdo2-g]The Exquisite Machinery of Torture[/url]

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 Submission was developed in secret under the codename 'SW4.5' (Sore Willy 4.5) and inflicted upon an unwitting public in 2001. It is thought by many to have inspired [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s eventual collection of twisted torture devices aimed at the "young teen" demographic.
-While labelled as a "Chance Double Inverter", it is nothing of the kind. [[File:Submission.jpg|300px|thumb|"I'll only ride it if you do."]] The mythical 'second arm' (a topic which was found in a recent study to constitute approximately 68% of all posting of TTF) is a fake, or 'dummy' arm, installed to give the impression of a popular, high capacity, queue munching visual spectacle. It has ''never'' worked. Nor will it ever. Ever. So stop going on about it.  In attempt to disguise this fact, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] occasionally rotate the entire ride 180 degrees to give the impression that both arms are genuine, a technique that appears to fool the vast majority of the park guests.
+While labelled as a "Chance Double Inverter", it is nothing of the kind. [[File:Submission.jpg|300px|thumb|"I'll only ride it if you do."]] The mythical 'second arm' (a topic which was found in a recent study to constitute approximately 68% of all posting of TST) is a fake, or 'dummy' arm, installed to give the impression of a popular, high capacity, queue munching visual spectacle. It has ''never'' worked. Nor will it ever. Ever. So stop going on about it.  In attempt to disguise this fact, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] occasionally rotate the entire ride 180 degrees to give the impression that both arms are genuine, a technique that appears to fool the vast majority of the park guests.
 In its distinguished history, Submission (the name being a throwback to an ill-fated sponsorship deal with Subway) has thrilled literally... some guests.

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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
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 == Recent Controversy ==
 Submission recently hit the headlines, when incredibly reliable and accurate scientific studies found that it increased riders' chances of developing a combination of paranoid schizophrenia and diarrhoea by as much as 93%.
 == Trivia ==
 Submission is known to be the favourite ride of BNP leader Nick Griffin.