There's Something in the Dungheap - Revision history

Leah at 19:53, 27 August 2015

2015-08-27T19:53:49Z

Jordan: category

2013-02-27T23:34:53Z

DanDan: Adding category. Noticed it was placed as ride. Pff, lawlz.

2010-12-13T10:41:41Z

Adding category. Noticed it was placed as ride. Pff, lawlz.

James6: cleanup

2010-11-19T22:41:53Z

cleanup

CoasterCrazyChris: Another small tidy up of headers and opening passage.

2010-08-11T19:06:41Z

Another small tidy up of headers and opening passage.

CoasterCrazyChris: Tidying up the page. Adding grammar/extra gags here and there.

2010-08-11T19:00:44Z

Tidying up the page. Adding grammar/extra gags here and there.

CoasterCrazyChris: moved The dungheap to There's Something in the Dungheap: Full title, and appropriate capitals.

2010-08-11T18:44:46Z

moved The dungheap to There's Something in the Dungheap: Full title, and appropriate capitals.

Delta79: Adding link to Riverbank Eye Spy...

2010-08-11T11:25:37Z

Adding link to Riverbank Eye Spy...

JaykeAT: Created page with '== Dungheap == ''also known as Theres Summat in t'duneap'' == History == The Dungheap is one of Alton Towers longest planned attractions, from 1996 when the [[A…'

2010-07-20T21:27:49Z

Created page with '== Dungheap == ''also known as Theres Summat in t'duneap'' == History == The Dungheap is one of Alton Towers longest planned attractions, from 1996 when the [[A…'

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== Dungheap ==
''also known as Theres Summat in t'duneap''

== History ==
The Dungheap is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions, from 1996 when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened (and later Splash Landings) all the waste from the toilets has been collected and stored until 2006 when construction on the poopile began.
One cleaner single-handedly collated all the poo (removing any wet or mishapen poo) then slapped it all next to the Riverbank ride.

== Attractions ==

Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - its a family resort you know.
Beyond the main poopile is the furthest extension of the Rita queue-line, like the rest of the Rita queue it is just a wooden fence.
Bog - an actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it, caution, it children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
Tarmac - all children love it.
Bins - somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, please add this to the poopile)

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-'''''There's Something in the Dungheap''''' (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction are invited to play on the available attractions.
+'''''There's Something in the Dungheap''''' (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') was a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction were invited to play on the available attractions.
 ==== History ====
-''The Dungheap'' is one of Alton Towers' longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
+''The Dungheap'' was one of Alton Towers' longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
 The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.
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 ==== Attractions ====
-*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know. Also doubles as a communal toilet.
+*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile was a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know. Also doubled as a communal toilet.
-*''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile is the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
+*''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile was the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
 *''Bog'' - An actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it. Caution: children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
 *''Tarmac'' - All children love it.

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 ==== History ====
 ''The Dungheap'' is one of Alton Towers' longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
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 ==== Attractions ====
 *''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know. Also doubles as a communal toilet.
 *''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile is the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
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 *''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, this can simply be added to the poopile).
-<!-- we could do with an "Attractions" category but Ride will do for now -->
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-[[Category:Ride|D]]

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-There's Something in [[The_dungheap|the Dungheap]] (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction are invited to play on the available attractions.
+'''''There's Something in the Dungheap''''' (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction are invited to play on the available attractions.
 ==== History ====
-[[The_dungheap|The Dungheap]] is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
+''The Dungheap'' is one of Alton Towers' longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
 The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.
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 *''Tarmac'' - All children love it.
 *''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, this can simply be added to the poopile).

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-There's Something in [[The_dungheap|the Dungheap]] (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large toilet around the back of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]].
+There's Something in [[The_dungheap|the Dungheap]] (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') is a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction are invited to play on the available attractions.
-== History ==
+==== History ====
 [[The_dungheap|The Dungheap]] is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.
 The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.
-== Attractions ==
+==== Attractions ====
-*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know.
+*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile is a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know. Also doubles as a communal toilet.
 *''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile is the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
 *''Bog'' - An actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it. Caution: children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
 *''Tarmac'' - All children love it.
-*''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, please add this to the poopile)
+*''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, this can simply be added to the poopile).

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 == History ==
 The Dungheap is one of [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] longest planned attractions, from 1996 when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened (and later Splash Landings) all the waste from the toilets has been collected and stored until 2006 when construction on the poopile began.
-One cleaner single-handedly collated all the poo (removing any wet or mishapen poo) then slapped it all next to the Riverbank ride.
+One cleaner single-handedly collated all the poo (removing any wet or mishapen poo) then slapped it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]].
-−
 == Attractions ==