Thorpe Park - Revision history

Bert2theSpark at 21:20, 28 January 2019

2019-01-28T21:20:31Z

Jordan: category

2017-04-13T20:43:33Z

Jackthorpegeorge: /* Water Rides */

2017-04-06T12:54:45Z

‎Water Rides

Jackthorpegeorge: /* Rollercoasters */

2017-04-06T12:50:22Z

‎Rollercoasters

Jackthorpegeorge: /* Rides & Attractions */

2017-04-06T12:49:47Z

‎Rides & Attractions

TwistedBreannamation: /* Rollercoasters */

2015-09-12T14:51:32Z

‎Rollercoasters

Billionaire'sShortbread: /* Reliability record */

2015-08-27T16:16:40Z

‎Reliability record

Billionaire'sShortbread: /* Reliability record */

2015-08-27T16:16:19Z

‎Reliability record

Djtruefitt: /* Misc */

2014-12-26T02:32:36Z

‎Misc

Djtruefitt: /* Misc */

2014-12-26T02:32:22Z

‎Misc

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 ''This article is about the only pikey stronghold south of Nottingham, for the caravan park in Cleethorpes, see [[Thorpe Park (the original and best)]].''
-''(Some of this is graciously stolen from Unencyclopedia. Thanks!)''
+''(Some of this is graciously stolen from Shawn Sanbrooke's shed. Thanks!)''
-[[File:Thorpe.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Their slogan is 'Twisted Pleasure... Twisted Pleasure in conning you out of your money, your dignity, your life's existence and '''NEW FOR 2014! THORPE PARK Resort waterside shipping container hotel! (oh and Angry Birds Land)!''']]
+[[File:Thorpe.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Their slogan is 'Twisted Pleasure... Twisted Pleasure in conning you out of your money, your dignity, your life's existence and '''NEW FOR 2014! THORPE PARK Resort waterside shipping container hotel! (oh and Ansty Turds Land)!''']]
-THORPE PARK (also known as [[Fail|Fail]] Park, Thorpe Krap, Hell or The place which we do not speak of) is one of Britain's worst nightmares and the British enthusiast's dream gone horribly wrong with added <nowiki>FAIL</nowiki>. A [[Chav|chav]] breeding ground and so called 'Thrill Capital', it's only thrills are the queuelines and the fact rides break down every day, on the hour and every hour. It is a place of terror for any family within children under 12 and no wait... let me rephrase that... it is Britain's most voted place of terror. Please note as of 2014 THORPE PARK is now known as THORPE PARK Resort (yes THORPE PARK is still in capitals, yet Resort isn't! Why you ask? We haven't a clue!)
+THORPE PARK (also known as [[Fail|Fail]] Park, Thorpe Krap, Hell or The place which we do not speak of (It angers people on Discord if you mention it) is one of Britain's worst nightmares and the British enthusiast's dream gone horribly wrong with added <nowiki>FAIL</nowiki>. A [[Chav|chav]] breeding ground and so called 'Thrill Capital', it's only thrills are the queuelines and the fact rides break down every day, on the hour and every hour. It is a place of terror for any family within children under 12 and no wait... let me rephrase that... it is Britain's most voted place of terror. Please note as of 2014 THORPE PARK is now known as THORPE PARK Resort (yes THORPE PARK is still in capitals, yet Resort isn't! Why you ask? We haven't a clue!)
 The Scottish equivalent to Thorpe Park is [[M and Ds]]. No arguments. It just is.
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 *[[Stealth]]
 *[[SAW: The Ride]]
-*[[X:\No Way Out]] - Now running forwards and killing epileptics!!
+*[[X:\No Way Out]] - Now with extra Merlin.
 *[[The Swarm]]
 *The Flying Fish
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 *[[Lost City|Vortex]]
 *[[Lost City|Samurai]]
-*[[Canada Creek|Slammer]]
+*[[Canada Creek|Slammer]] - Now SBNO because birds made it their nesting facility
-*[[Calypso Quay|Detonator]]
+*[[Calypso Quay|Detonator]] - Now with b-tec big chungus
 === Water Rides ===
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 ===Dark Rides===
-*Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Rise of the Disappointment NEW FOR 2017!!!
+*Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Rise of the Disappointment
 === Misc ===
 *[[SAW:Alive]]*Only open on the 5th Friday of every Month, during a full moon, when it snows.
-*[[Time Voyagers]] NOW ANGRY BIRDS LAND 4D! !1!
+*[[Time Voyagers]] NOW ANGSTY TURDS LAND 4D! !1!
 *<nowiki>Tidal Wave</nowiki> Wetzone
-=== The One Nobody Likes ===
+=== The One Nobody Likes but still maintains the highest queuetimes in the park===
-*2011 new attraction: A '[[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]', the literal Cypress Gardens castaway!
+*2011 new attraction: A '[[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]', the literal Cypress Gardens castaway and it's not even been painted up!
 [[Category:Theme Park]]
 [[Category:Thorpe Park| ]]

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 *[[Tidal Wave]]
-*[[Loggers Leap]]
+*[[Loggers Leap]]-SABR (Standing And Becoming Rusty)
 *[[Neptunes Kingdom|Depth Charge]]
 *[[Ribena Rumba Rapids]] ''(Due to the recent addition of Storm Surge Rumba Rapids suddenly doesn't feel so bad)''

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 *[[Stealth]]
 *[[SAW: The Ride]]
-*[[X:\No Way Out]] - Now running forwards!!
+*[[X:\No Way Out]] - Now running forwards and killing epileptics!!
 *[[The Swarm]]
 *The Flying Fish

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 *Quantum
 *Storm in a Teacup
 === Misc ===

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 == Reliability record ==
-Absolutely terrible. Put it this way - if you want to ride anything, don't bother spending £49, just walk round your local chav-infested town centre, it's a pretty similar experience as you usually cant ride anything decent at Thorpe anyway!
+Absolutely terrible. Put it this way - if you want to ride anything, don't bother spending £49, just walk round your local chav-infested town centre, it's a pretty similar experience as you usually can't ride anything decent at Thorpe anyway!
 == 2011 Pass Holder Preview Day ==