Valhalla - Revision history

Billionaire'sShortbread at 14:15, 14 August 2015

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Wardbjuk at 00:47, 15 December 2011

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Wardbjuk at 00:44, 15 December 2011

2011-12-15T00:44:54Z

Wardbjuk at 00:39, 15 December 2011

2011-12-15T00:39:26Z

James6 at 22:23, 16 June 2011

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James6 at 22:20, 16 June 2011

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Brad at 02:54, 14 June 2011

2011-06-14T02:54:39Z

Brad at 02:54, 14 June 2011

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Brad at 02:53, 14 June 2011

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Brad at 02:53, 14 June 2011

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	At the end of 2011, the rocky front was removed from Valerie, revealing a concealed clothing factory making quality T-Shirts for the park's many outlets. It was heavily rumoured in enthusiast circles that the Valhalla's flume system merely acted as a cost-effective washing machine before the shirts made their way to the park's numerous souvenir shops.		At the end of 2011, the rocky front was removed from Valerie, revealing a concealed clothing factory making quality T-Shirts for the park's many outlets. It was heavily rumoured in enthusiast circles that the Valhalla's flume system merely acted as a cost-effective washing machine before the shirts made their way to the park's numerous souvenir shops.
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		+	"To fight the horde, Singing and crying, Valhalla, I am coming!"- Robert Plant
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 Rumoured to make a profit on rain mac sales alone, this ride has two purposes - to wet you to the skin, and to break the record for the world's first unreliable warehouse flume. Guinness have been unable to verify the record, however it is a commonplace fact that Valhalla regularly breaks down due to water getting into the sensors.. (Who would have thought it on a water ride, eh?)
 Should you survive the ride without [[chavs]] chucking ice at you in the snow room or being burnt alive in the fire room, you may wish to purchase an on-ride photo, which captures riders at the most important point of your experience - the end.
 [[Category:Mandyland]]

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−	[[File:~~watervortex.jpg~~.png\|400px\|thumb\|right\|Those who dare to ride Valerie speak much of its wetness.]]	+	[[File:valhallawatervortex.png\|400px\|thumb\|right\|Those who dare to ride Valerie speak much of its wetness.]]

	'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names\|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness\|Unacceptable Wetness]].		'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names\|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness\|Unacceptable Wetness]].

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		+	[[File:watervortex.jpg.png\|400px\|thumb\|right\|Those who dare to ride Valerie speak much of its wetness.]]
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	'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names\|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness\|Unacceptable Wetness]].		'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names\|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness\|Unacceptable Wetness]].

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-'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''Valerie'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about.
+'''Valhalla''' (colloquially known as ''[[Alternative ride names|Valerie]]'' or ''Mandy's Warehouse O'Water'') is a corrugated warehouse taken from a nearby industrial estate in [[Blackpool]], and placed within the confines of [[Mandyland]] Resort. Noticing their current Log Flume was falling apart, the park decided to design the wettest ride in the country, and open it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness|Unacceptable Wetness]].
 Rumoured to make a profit on rain mac sales alone, this ride has two purposes - to wet you to the skin, and to break the record for the world's first unreliable warehouse flume. Guinness have been unable to verify the record, however it is a commonplace fact that Valhalla regularly breaks down due to water getting into the sensors.. (Who would have thought it on a water ride, eh?)
 Should you survive the ride without [[chavs]] chucking ice at you in the snow room or being burnt alive in the fire room, you may wish to purchase an on-ride photo, which captures riders at the most important point of your experience - the end.