Von Roll - Revision history

DanDan: /* History */

2011-04-13T15:00:53Z

‎History

DanDan: =D Nehahahahahahaha.

2011-04-13T14:48:48Z

=D Nehahahahahahaha.

DanDan: Reformatted slightly.

2011-01-03T22:06:19Z

Reformatted slightly.

Ben at 21:40, 3 January 2011

2011-01-03T21:40:19Z

Ben at 12:31, 27 October 2010

2010-10-27T12:31:16Z

DanDan at 12:40, 28 June 2010

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DiogoJ42 at 16:22, 3 June 2010

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DiogoJ42 at 16:21, 3 June 2010

2010-06-03T16:21:29Z

DiogoJ42 at 16:20, 3 June 2010

2010-06-03T16:20:47Z

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2010-06-03T16:20:06Z

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Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:

[[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]]

- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.
- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers [[Skyride]] stations with a box of matches.
- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.
- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.

His main [[nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].

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 == History ==
-Von Roll Holding was born in 1803 within a glacier crevice somewhere in the Jungfrau region of Switzerland, created by Mother Nature whom was bored at the time out of pine tree bark, a big blob of mud and ice with the amusing decor of deer horns. From there the newly born villain struggled with life on the fantastically freezing and near deserted plateaus and soon fashioned his own name after screaming ''"VON ROLLING HOLD TREE"'', i.e. his first words, down the mountains and landing head first into a hibernating marmot's family home instead of grabbing onto the tree like he wanted to.
+Von Roll Holding was born in 1803 within a glacier crevice somewhere in the Jungfrau region of Switzerland, created by Mother Nature whom was bored at the time out of pine tree bark, a big blob of mud and ice with the amusing decor of deer horns. From there the newly born villain struggled with life on the fantastically freezing and near deserted plateaus and soon fashioned his own name after screaming ''"VON ROLLING HOLD TREE"'', i.e. his first words, down the mountains and landing head first into a hibernating Alpine Marmot's home instead of grabbing onto the tree like he wanted to.
-And at that moment Von Roll swore (Quite rudely) that instead of him having to roll down mountainous regions to walk back up them later, because they gave him really bad headaches, he would create his own kind of transport that would take him and him only up and down mountains. But before he could do that, he had to fix the marmot's house.
+And at that moment Von Roll swore (Quite rudely) that instead of him having to roll down mountainous regions to walk back up them later, because they gave him really bad headaches, he would create his own kind of transport that would take him and him only up and down mountains. But before he could do that, he had to fix the Alpine Marmot's house.
 So he travelled by foot to England in 1807, mainly by taking a pickaxe and shovel to Calais and furiously digging a hole down on the beach all the way to Dover under the Channel, to find out more about transport there as Europe was all about the horse drawn rural state rather than industrial revolutions. When he realised how stupid he looked with deer horns, he <s>stole</s> willingly lightened an old woman of her black cloak after she asked ''"Farthing for an old beggar?"'', thinking she was asking for payment and wrapped the cloak around his body like a turban. From there he discovered the first tram railway system in South Wales among many other interesting ways of travel and decided to settle down there. And it just so happens that his first ever house on Barry Island is where his nemesis (lololololololol) [[John Wardley]] would live over 180 years later.
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 And from thereon Von Roll decided that he would become an evil genius who would punish anyone who dared to stand in his path of making his own private transport, punishing those who made fun of his private transport and who wouldn't dare to purchase one so he could visit their place, because he really couldn't stand rolling and walking around every day.
 == Incidents ==

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-Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[Monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
+Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived with a passion for blowing things up and pyromania, mainly the latter. He also happens to be a well known manufacturer when he isn't causing trouble to others, creating [[Monofail]]s and Cable Cars for his own personal travel despite visitors confusing it for public transport on a daily basis.
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 [[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]]
+Police have issued a photo to the right and warned park-goers to be vigilant.
-'''- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.'''<br>
-'''- He has been spotted loitering around the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Skyride]] stations with a box of matches.'''<br>
-'''- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.'''<br>
-'''- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.'''<br>
 His main [[Nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].
-=== Rumours and Speculation ===
+Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agencies are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
-==== Latest Von Roll Update ====
+== History ==
-[[File:Von_Roll.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Control Box Of Doom]]
-Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agencies are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
-==== Von Roll Strikes Again! ====
+Von Roll Holding was born in 1803 within a glacier crevice somewhere in the Jungfrau region of Switzerland, created by Mother Nature whom was bored at the time out of pine tree bark, a big blob of mud and ice with the amusing decor of deer horns. From there the newly born villain struggled with life on the fantastically freezing and near deserted plateaus and soon fashioned his own name after screaming ''"VON ROLLING HOLD TREE"'', i.e. his first words, down the mountains and landing head first into a hibernating marmot's family home instead of grabbing onto the tree like he wanted to.
-Von Roll's latest evil attack on theme parks worldwide took place at Universal Studios: Island Of Adventure, Orlando on 1st January 2011, when part of Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls was caught on a <s>quite small</s> '''HUMONGOUS BLAZE OF NOT EXAGGERATED FIRE!''' The fire raged for about 30 minutes until firefighters brought it under control, the fire was out within one hour but still kicked back with a few '''HUMONGOUS BLAZING AND NOT EXAGGERATED ASHES!'''
+And at that moment Von Roll swore (Quite rudely) that instead of him having to roll down mountainous regions to walk back up them later, because they gave him really bad headaches, he would create his own kind of transport that would take him and him only up and down mountains. But before he could do that, he had to fix the marmot's house.
-Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause.
+So he travelled by foot to England in 1807, mainly by taking a pickaxe and shovel to Calais and furiously digging a hole down on the beach all the way to Dover under the Channel, to find out more about transport there as Europe was all about the horse drawn rural state rather than industrial revolutions. When he realised how stupid he looked with deer horns, he <s>stole</s> willingly lightened an old woman of her black cloak after she asked ''"Farthing for an old beggar?"'', thinking she was asking for payment and wrapped the cloak around his body like a turban. From there he discovered the first tram railway system in South Wales among many other interesting ways of travel and decided to settle down there. And it just so happens that his first ever house on Barry Island is where his nemesis (lololololololol) [[John Wardley]] would live over 180 years later.
-The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings, as revenge for Universal Studios for not purchasing a [[Monofail]] many years ago... Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.
+After much research, building and constructing, a bit more research, a few accidents involving recycled firelighters and more construction, Von Roll soon moved back to Switzerland sometime in the 1900s to create his new transportations system, the Cable Car, to and from a local village to the top of the Jungfrau region.
-But we can only wait and see what his next target is...
+And from thereon Von Roll decided that he would become an evil genius who would punish anyone who dared to stand in his path of making his own private transport, punishing those who made fun of his private transport and who wouldn't dare to purchase one so he could visit their place, because he really couldn't stand rolling and walking around every day.
 [[Category: Manufacturer]]

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-Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
+Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[Monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
 [[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]]
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 '''- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.'''<br>
-His main [[nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].
+His main [[Nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].
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+=== Rumours and Speculation ===
-'''Latest Von Roll Update'''
+==== Von Roll Strikes Again! ====
 Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause.
-The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings. Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.
+The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings, as revenge for Universal Studios for not purchasing a [[Monofail]] many years ago... Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.
 But we can only wait and see what his next target is...
 [[Category: Manufacturer]]

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 '''Latest Von Roll Update'''
 Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agency's are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
 [[File:Von_Roll.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Control Box Of Doom]]
 [[Category: Manufacturer]]

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 [[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]]
-'''- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.<br>
+'''- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.'''<br>
-- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers [[Skyride]] stations with a box of matches.<br>
+- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers [[Skyride]] stations with a box of matches.'''<br>
-- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.<br>
+- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.'''<br>
-- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.<br>'''
+- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.'''<br>
 His main [[nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]].