Wardmas - Revision history

Jordan at 14:49, 15 July 2015

2015-07-15T14:49:09Z

2013-02-27T01:34:57Z

‎Well Known Wardmas Celebrator Groups

2011-09-05T12:26:33Z

2010-11-30T13:28:01Z

I take it you meant "conduct", not "compose"?

2010-11-30T13:14:32Z

*giggling.

2010-11-30T13:12:31Z

Oh my gosh. I can't stop gigling now.

2010-11-30T12:52:34Z

ITHOTMK

2010-11-21T23:22:18Z

Heheh.

2010-11-19T18:15:57Z

‎Well Known Wardmas Celebrator Groups: Nobody is going to get this gag unless they have seen "Duel Fans have souls", but still... :P

2010-11-19T02:56:22Z

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-'''Wardmas''' is the [[TowersTimes|enthusiast]]'s alternative holiday to Christmas, celebrating the life of [[John Wardley]], just a little later celebrated upon <s>December</s> March 25th whence the blessed parks of [[Alton Towers]] and [[Chessington World of Adventures]] reopen in Britain.
+'''Wardmas''' is the [[TowersStreet|enthusiast]]'s alternative holiday to Christmas, celebrating the life of [[John Wardley]], just a little later celebrated upon <s>December</s> March 25th whence the blessed parks of [[Alton Towers]] and [[Chessington World of Adventures]] reopen in Britain.
 [[File:Wardmas.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Note: Surprisingly and very thankfully, we '''DO NOT''' do this.]]
 It is a time of good will, good cheer and good time with fellow enthusiasts, rejoicing the work of Wardley aka [[Theatrical Brilliance]] at either blessed park. Mainly Alton Towers.

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 === Well Known Wardmas Celebrator Groups ===
-*The fairly obvious enthusiasts, to be specific [[TowersTimes|TTFers]]
+*The fairly obvious enthusiasts - to be specific, TSTers
 '''The more specific groups''':

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 ''Eer. Don't know.''
-That is the annoyingly correct answer.
+That is the ''annoyingly'' correct answer.
 However, enthusiasts including devoted members of the '''Cult of Wardley''', archaeologists and historians have equally theorised in collaboration that Wardmas derives from the late 1980s, possibly 1987 when many people flocked to the first great blessed site, Chessington when his creations and ideas became a true success within the British theme park industry.

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 '''This is normally accompanied by:''' ''This may vary from person to person''
-*Pretending to compose the entire 2 minutes and 35 seconds with hands
+*Pretending to conduct the entire 2 minutes and 35 seconds with hands
 *Head swaying/bobbing
 *Unconventional dancing

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 However, enthusiasts including devoted members of the '''Cult of Wardley''', archaeologists and historians have equally theorised in collaboration that Wardmas derives from the late 1980s, possibly 1987 when many people flocked to the first great blessed site, Chessington when his creations and ideas became a true success within the British theme park industry.
-It is, though, at a great loss to describe the incredible lack of information from earlier Wardley years, specifically during his first ride creations at Barry Island Amusement Park when he envisioned the now very late Uncle Frankenstein's Scream Machine among a few others. But mainly that one.
+It is, though, at a great loss to describe the incredible lack of information from earlier Wardley years, specifically during his first ride creations at Barry Island Amusement Park circa 1970s when he envisioned the now very late Uncle Frankenstein's Scream Machine among a few others. But mainly that one.
 === Celebrating Wardmas ===

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 Afterwards is a good time to get thoroughly sloshed at [[Splash Landings Hotel|Ma Garritas Bar]] in commemoration of his underlying insanity and enthusiasm for rides, then re-enacting his best quotes upon the mini stage as drunkenly as possible.
-==== Well Known Wardmas Celebrator Groups ====
+==== Wardmas' Official Anthem ====
 *The fairly obvious enthusiasts, to be specific [[TowersTimes|TTFers]]

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 *Altonists
 *Wardleyists
 ** Cult of Wardley
 *** Nemesites
-***Haunted House Craving Conservatives
+*** Wardleyologians (Alumni Nemesites)
-−
 [[Category: Wardley's Index]]