Warwick Castle - Revision history

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2013-03-05T23:07:50Z

Sammy: link fixed

2010-11-15T18:57:47Z

link fixed

Sammy: Removed username to comply with rules. Sorry Mr Dude.

2010-10-02T19:19:49Z

Removed username to comply with rules. Sorry Mr Dude.

Sammy: removed hundreds of pointless links

2010-08-12T16:20:03Z

removed hundreds of pointless links

Sammy at 16:15, 12 August 2010

2010-08-12T16:15:23Z

BigDave at 23:47, 4 June 2010

2010-06-04T23:47:14Z

BigDave at 23:45, 4 June 2010

2010-06-04T23:45:46Z

Craig at 15:27, 4 June 2010

2010-06-04T15:27:58Z

Alastair: Created page with 'Warwick Castle... The Ultimate Castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one. Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, k…'

2010-06-02T22:41:29Z

Created page with 'Warwick Castle... The Ultimate Castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one. Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, k…'

New page

Warwick Castle... The Ultimate Castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.

Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.

In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.

(As written by Gloomy Dude, in the style of [[Morwenna]])

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	Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.		Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.
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 In other news, Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki>'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
-(As written in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
+(As written in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_Department|marketing department]])
 *Note: When a trip to the <nowiki>castle is ruined by rain, explore castle</nowiki> for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
 Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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 In other news, Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki>'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
-(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
+(As written in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
 *Note: When a trip to the <nowiki>castle is ruined by rain, explore castle</nowiki> for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
 Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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-Warwick [[Castle|Castle]]... [[The_Ultimate|The Ultimate]] [[Castle|Castle]]. Every [[Castle|castle]] you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.
+Warwick [[Castle|Castle]]... <nowiki>The ultimate castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.</nowiki>
-Warwick [[Castle|Castle]] is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.
+Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki> is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.
-In other news, Warwick [[Castle|Castle]]'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
+In other news, Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki>'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
 (As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
-*Note: When a trip to the [[Castle|castle]] is ruined by rain, explore [[Castle|castle]] for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
+*Note: When a trip to the <nowiki>castle is ruined by rain, explore castle</nowiki> for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
 Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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-Warwick Castle... The Ultimate Castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.
+Warwick [[Castle|Castle]]... [[The_Ultimate|The Ultimate]] [[Castle|Castle]]. Every [[Castle|castle]] you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.
-Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.
+Warwick [[Castle|Castle]] is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.
-In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
+In other news, Warwick [[Castle|Castle]]'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
-(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of [[Morwenna]])
+(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
-*Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
+*Note: When a trip to the [[Castle|castle]] is ruined by rain, explore [[Castle|castle]] for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
 Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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	*Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.		*Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
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		+	Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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	(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of [[Morwenna]])		(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of [[Morwenna]])
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		+	*Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.

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	In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.		In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.

−	(As written by Gloomy Dude, in the style of [[Morwenna]])	+	(As written by [[Gloomy Dude]], in the style of [[Morwenna]])