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Bert2theSpark at 18:43, 8 April 2018

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Bert2theSpark at 18:40, 8 April 2018

2018-04-08T18:40:48Z

Bert2theSpark: Added true facts

2017-12-07T22:02:04Z

Added true facts

Jordan: category

2017-04-13T20:55:04Z

Billionaire'sShortbread at 14:35, 14 August 2015

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Lewis.Navex at 18:09, 11 November 2010

2010-11-11T18:09:43Z

Sammy: moved X:/No Way Out to X:\No Way Out: It's X colon backslash no way out, not X colon forwardslash no way out

2010-10-27T16:21:00Z

moved X:/No Way Out to X:\No Way Out: It's X colon backslash no way out, not X colon forwardslash no way out

John at 08:36, 27 October 2010

2010-10-27T08:36:26Z

DanDan at 15:49, 21 October 2010

2010-10-21T15:49:03Z

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	X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".		X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".

−	Now known as NEW FOR 2018 '~~The~~ Walking Dead: Da Ride' just to appease the chavs, Screw all the families that visit Thorpe!	+	Now known as NEW FOR 2018 'Dur Walking Dead: Da Ride' just to appease the chavs, Screw all the families that visit Thorpe! Interestingly the zombies commissioned the same people as The Bourbon's did for Stick Man, only expect this time it was absolutely S&!@. It suffers from Thorpe Park syndrome where management's OCD will get triggered if there isn't at least 3 actor heavy attractions in the park, but of course after opening week all the zombies left the ride and left their cousin manikin Bob to do all the work for them, lazy sods.

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	X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".		X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".

−	Now known as 'The Walking Dead: Da Ride' just to appease the chavs, Screw all the families that visit Thorpe!	+	Now known as NEW FOR 2018 'The Walking Dead: Da Ride' just to appease the chavs, Screw all the families that visit Thorpe!

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 X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".
-Currently Merlin Magic Making are working to slap a dark 'Walking Dead' shipping container filled theme on to the ride.
+Now known as 'The Walking Dead: Da Ride' just to appease the chavs, Screw all the families that visit Thorpe!
 [[Category: Roller Coaster]]
 [[Category: Thorpe Park]]

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 == History ==
 X was constructed in 1996, as the park's first Non-Powered rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 retheme, where it underwent a change to a theme of "An epileptic's worst nightmare" and had a name change to "X".
 [[Category: Roller Coaster]]
 [[Category: Thorpe Park]]

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	[[Category: Roller Coaster]]		[[Category: Roller Coaster]]
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 [[Image:Xcolonbackslash.jpg|right|thumb|YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THE QUEUE!]]
-No: Way Out To Sex was originally designed to disappoint guests and make them leave thinking about how much time they wasted in the queue. It is located in a pyramid so guests cannot see how poor the ride actually is and will still waste their time standing in a long queue to experience a piece of crap, this is obvious by the guests' disappointed looks as they exit the pyramid and remarks such as " it was sh*t". The ride also features random manikins on the many brake runs, which are designed to distract the guests from how poor the coaster actually is. The height restriction is 1.4m to save the younger children from wasting their time, when they should be <s>in Octopus Gardens</s> on [[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]].  During the ride it is a common place for riders, however childish, to replace the stereotypical screams of a [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] with different expressions of the word "Ow!"
+X (Previously "No: Way Out To Sex") was originally designed to disappoint guests and make them leave thinking about how much time they wasted in the queue. It is located in a pyramid so guests cannot see how poor the ride actually is and will still waste their time standing in a long queue to experience a piece of crap, this is obvious by the guests' disappointed looks as they exit the pyramid and remarks such as " it was sh*t". The ride also features random manikins on the many brake runs, which are designed to distract the guests from how poor the coaster actually is. The height restriction is 1.4m to save the younger children from wasting their time, when they should be <s>in Octopus Gardens</s> on [[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]].  During the ride it is a common place for riders, however childish, to replace the stereotypical screams of a [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] with different expressions of the word "Ow!"
 It's also <s>the world's</s> [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]]'s first backwards in the dark [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]... not that it means anything.
 [[Category: Roller Coaster]]

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	It's also <s>the world's</s> [[Thorpe_Park\|Thorpe Park]]'s first backwards in the dark [[Roller_coaster\|roller coaster]]... not that it means anything.		It's also <s>the world's</s> [[Thorpe_Park\|Thorpe Park]]'s first backwards in the dark [[Roller_coaster\|roller coaster]]... not that it means anything.
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		+	[[Category: Roller Coaster]]