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Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by B&M. She is widely known as the best [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in the world. Manta is also the worlds sexiest coaster, and is just amazing!
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Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by [[B and M|B&M]]. She is widely known as the best (flying) [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in <s>the world</s> Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest [[Roller_coaster|coaster]].
  
 
==Penis envy==
 
==Penis envy==
  
Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy from the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the better and ride.
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Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy towards the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, with a sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the best <s>flying</s> fish themed [[Roller_coaster|coaster]] in Seaworld.
  
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[[Category: Roller Coaster]]

Latest revision as of 07:06, 12 October 2010

Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by B&M. She is widely known as the best (flying) roller coaster in the world Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest coaster.

[edit] Penis envy

Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy towards the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, with a sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the best flying fish themed coaster in Seaworld.

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