Roland Mack
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'''Roland's love train'''<br> | '''Roland's love train'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | '''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (AKA Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's tax returns'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's leiderhosen adventure'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's tache'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's happy hour'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's Merlin hotline'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty'''<br> | ||
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | ||
Revision as of 10:06, 3 June 2010
Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a god by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:
Roland's love boats
Roland's love wagons
Roland's saucy love cups
Roland's love train
Roland's love bobs
Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (AKA Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)
Roland's tax returns
Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza
Roland's leiderhosen adventure
Roland's tache
Roland's happy hour
Roland's Merlin hotline
Roland's non-existent concept of modesty
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.
