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In other news, Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki>'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
 
In other news, Warwick <nowiki>Castle</nowiki>'s Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
  
(As written in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_department|marketing department]])
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(As written in the style of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] [[Marketing_Department|marketing department]])
  
 
*Note: When a trip to the <nowiki>castle is ruined by rain, explore castle</nowiki> for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
 
*Note: When a trip to the <nowiki>castle is ruined by rain, explore castle</nowiki> for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
  
 
Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.
 
Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

Revision as of 18:57, 15 November 2010

Warwick Castle... The ultimate castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.

Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.

In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.

(As written in the style of the Alton Towers marketing department)

  • Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.

Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.

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