Flamingo Land
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*Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France. | *Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France. | ||
| − | *Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride ' | + | *Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'. |
*Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off. | *Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off. | ||
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Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.
Thrill Rides
- Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning,
- Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.
- Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.
- Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.
- Velocity - Like Rita, but on a bike, and not as good.
- Corkscrew - A cheap way for Alton Towers fans to regain that feeling.
Water Rides
- Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet.
- Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire.
