Flamingo Land
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| − | Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death. | + | '''Flamingo Land''' is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death. |
| − | == | + | == Rides and Attractions == |
| − | + | === Rollercoasters === | |
| − | * | + | *<s>Not the real</s> [[Corkscrew]] - A cheap way for [[Alton Towers]] fans to regain that feeling. |
| − | * | + | *[[Kumali]] - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning. |
| − | * | + | *Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France. |
*Velocity - Like [[Rita]], but on a bike, and not as good. | *Velocity - Like [[Rita]], but on a bike, and not as good. | ||
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| + | === Thrill Rides === | ||
*Cliff-Hanger- Lighthouse themed drop tower, that makes [[Alton Towers]] very jealous. | *Cliff-Hanger- Lighthouse themed drop tower, that makes [[Alton Towers]] very jealous. | ||
| − | + | *Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off. | |
| − | * | + | *Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'. |
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| + | === Water Rides === | ||
*Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire. | *Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire. | ||
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| + | *Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet. | ||
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| + | === Family Rides === | ||
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| + | === Kids Rides === | ||
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| + | === Misc === | ||
[[Category: Theme Park]] | [[Category: Theme Park]] | ||
Revision as of 13:20, 6 December 2010
Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.
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Rides and Attractions
Rollercoasters
Not the realCorkscrew - A cheap way for Alton Towers fans to regain that feeling.
- Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning.
- Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.
- Velocity - Like Rita, but on a bike, and not as good.
Thrill Rides
- Cliff-Hanger- Lighthouse themed drop tower, that makes Alton Towers very jealous.
- Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.
- Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.
Water Rides
- Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire.
- Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet.
