Come Ride With Me

Revision as of 17:46, 27 January 2011

To make Come Ride With Me, the TTF's cameras have been given unprecedented access to one of Britain's busiest Theme Park Resorts. For months, the producers have followed anyone and everyone to produce this portrait of life at the cutting edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from low-cost theme park owners to their customers, all human life is here!

Precious Little

Deep in the heart of Katanga Canyon, Precious Little is operating the Runaway Mine Train.

• "Sit back, hold tight, PRAAIISE THE LORD!"

However today, the ride has had to close early.

• "Evil things have happened, got distracted me from putting the bolts inbetween the cars, are tragically the train has snapped in the tunnell. God works in mysterrriouss waayyys! But the Lord, in all his wisdom, has allowed me to spend the rest of the day getting a hand manicure from the shrimps in Sharkbait Reef. PRAAIISE THE LORD!"

Peter and Judith

At Guest Services, guests Peter and Judith have been queuing to make a complaint.

• Judith: We have ahd the THEME PARK VISIT from HELL. It all started when we missed the turning for Thorpe Park and ended up at Alton Towers. Oh hum we thought, lets make the best of a terrible situation.
• Peter: We were walking up the Oblivion que-
• Judith: I'll take it from here Peter. We were walking up the Oblivion queue when some ride host pulled the chain over the queue line to let single riders past. Never mind I thought, until I noticed that in doing so she had sliced Peter in two. Not one to complain I made Peter drag his bottom half up to the station. Blood was spirting everywhere and it was a terrible mess, then to make matters worse, Peter was too short to ride, and we were shown the exit. We have had the THEME PARK TRIP from HELL! We should have went to Thorpe Park