Thorpe Park: The Musical
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*"Insert Name Here" went to Thorpe Park and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt. | *"Insert Name Here" went to Thorpe Park and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt. | ||
Revision as of 01:33, 20 March 2011
Thorpe Park: The Musical is a brand new project recently announced by Merlin Entertainments Ltd as their first attempt to branch out into the theatre industry as an entertainment company, with a budget of £6 and planned premier in the Arena at Thorpe Park.
Tickets are rumoured to be: Stalls at £1,000. Lower Circle at £2,000. Upper Circle at £4,000.
Fasttrack for this show is also rumoured to be £50456833546 to enter the Arena 1.1 milliseconds before everyone else.
Contents |
Plot
Rumoured to be written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, "... an action adventure within a Staines theme park, combining romance, tragedy, monologues about the sheer pain Chavs go through to be accepted in society... and lemurs..."
Act 1
Rides break down at Thorpe Park.
People complain. Rides get better. They break down again.
Act 2
Someone has a epiphany. Nobody really cares. Another ride breaks down.
Act 5 3
Agnes gives birth on X:\WTF. Nobody still really cares.
Act 4
Something happens.
Act 5
Someone has a cup of tea and they wait for all this to blow over.
Proposed Main Cast List
- Michael Ball - Marius the Mechanic
- Michael Crawford - Erik the Phantom Mechanic
- Lee Mead - Trevor the Varicoloured Chav
- Lea Michelle - Trevor's Pregnant Girlfriend, Agnes
- Richard O'Brien - Igor the Time-Warped Ride Operator
- Elaine Page - Doris the Guest Services Cat
- Tim Curry - The Real Nick Varney
- Barbra Streisand - Barbra Streisand
- Jasper Carrott - Waldey
- Jonathan Ross - Man on SAW: The Ride
- Mazz Murray - Killer Queen (Laura Friedman - Head of Marketing)
- Louie Spence - Ride Operator
Song List
Although only half of the song list has been released, it has been rumoured Elton John will be working on the music with Barry Manilow on the lyrics, accompanied by Lil' Wayne and T-Pain as musical contributors.
- All Chavs Allowed
- Who Wants To Ride Anyway
- Queue Jumper! (Prosecutor!)
- Technical Delay - The Mechanic's Song
- Kumbayah! ([Ride] Is Broken, My Lord)
- The Pizza Hut Buffet Blues
- Let Me Detonate You
- The Rumba Rapids Rumba
- Stealthy
- One Delay More
- Fire Exit (No Way Out)
- There's Nothing Here For The Kids (feat. Kid Cudi)
- Another Man Rides The Rush
- The Music Of The Fright Night
- I Am The Agnes
Other rumours tend to suggest that French House Band Daft Punk will be scoring the musical. Naturally this makes the musical awesome.
- One More Ride
- Da Funky Stench Near SAW
- Robot Rocks Near Colossus
- Aerodynamic (Song for Stealth)
- Ride it, Break it, Fix it, Test it, Break it, Tape it, Kick 'n' Destroy it.
- Something About Colossus
- Rollin' and Scratchin' the floor with our feet.
- Alive (Just)
- Burnin' Witches
- Advertisments Rules The Nation
Never Coming Soon.
Merchandising
Original Cast Recording Soundtrack
- Digital Download (96 Kbps mp3!)
- Standard CD (Burnt onto a Tesco Value disc)
- Strictly Limited 2 disc edition (Second Disc featuring ride noises, some examples are "Exciting Chain lift!" and "Hydraulic Launch!")
- Strictly Strictly Limited Vinyl Edition (smashed, naturally)
Clothing Range
All clothes by Bench and Henleys.
- "Insert Name Here" went to Thorpe Park and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt.
