Residents of Hex

Latest revision as of 23:41, 8 May 2011

Much like The Haunted House, Hex is also inhabited by intriguing characters that lead visitors through the ride who happen to tie in with the story.

[edit] The Main Players

The worlds most powerful hoover

[edit] Charles Talbot

The 15th Earl of Shrewsbury and victim of the curse brought onto him by the hag. After a branch fell from the oak tree and a member of his family died, he ordered it to be chained up to prevent any more deaths.

But you should know that the story didn’t end there.

He intended to banish the curse through science and dragged the branch from the woods to the Towers for experimentation, although all he ever managed to get done was a montage video of himself looking cool mixing dyed water and eyeballing tesla coils. He got bored of trying to banish the curse and instead invented television, founded Vekoma and made the world’s most powerful hoover... all by accident.

[edit] UV Earl

The UV Earl, whom has recently reappeared, stands in the window to the right of the scaffolding in the Octagon. Dressed in the same garb as the portrait with a noble grin, he truly stands out as a prat to the audience for not giving the old Hag a farthing.

[edit] The Hag

Her two Octagon forms.

Since the Towers complex was expanded and constructed, the Hag has been haunting the area for the past 200 years and is rumoured to be a lost house cleaner from Yorkshire travelling to Leek. This is thought to partially explain why she pressed the Earl so much for a farthing and why her cloak was decievingly dirty and big to the human eye.

As well as the generic human form, the Hag appears in two other not-so-generic forms within the Octagon of Hex, just for giggles.

If you encounter her you should consult The Hag Survival Guide by Michael Tyler.

[edit] UV Hag

The UV (Ultra Violet) Hag has only recently reappeared in the window to the left of the scaffolding alongside the UV Earl after being switched off at the mains for a fair few years. This Hag is known to frighten the bejeezus out of visitors because she's so unpredictable in appearance.

[edit] Fake Hag

The Fake Hag, also known as the Dummy Hag and Scaffy Hag, hangs around on top of the seemingly permanent scaffolding on the left hand side of the Octagon room with sinister low green and neutral lights. The Fake Hag has been around much longer than the UV Hag and so assumes a higher authority for being low budget whilst being simultaenously spooky.

[edit] Root Demon

The Root Demon hides underneath the floorboards of the Vault upon some rather lovely tiles from the local floorware shop, regularly thought to be an evolution from the Oak branch after the Earl did nasty experiments over 200 years ago. Nobody is really sure why the Root Demon is there or what it's purpose is... aside from the obvious fact it has flashing red eyes with an ability to rave.

[edit] Supporting Players

[edit] The Talbot Hounds

The Talbot Hounds are featured everywhere on the ride and around the Towers, both in family crest and statue form, but the two most prominent sit outside the ride entrance with their own little crests on show. It is thought the Earl in Gozer-style could awaken them from slumber stone to do such menial duties like, 'fetch the newspaper', 'fetch the slippers' or 'fetch the pipe'.

[edit] The Workers

Les Davies - A very shifty man obsessed with the history surrounding this strange tale.

Damian Varley - Responsible for finding the Earl's secret ~~Vekoma Mad House~~ vault as well as the delay on finding it

Restoration Workers - Can be frequently heard making banging noises with all sorts of equipment through the roof and around the first half of the attraction (Queue, Portrait, Pre-Show). Some wonder if they just happen to accommodate the ride too.

[edit] Jim Carter

Jim Carter

The narrator/instructor/host of Hex. Rumour has it he was chained up in a control room and was forced to provide his voice live. This rumour was denounced however, as an access all areas tour revealed that Jim Carter is not present within the ride. For years it was a mystery as to where his voice comes from. Some people said it was the soul of the towers itself speaking out to guests, some said Carter had the power of psychic projection and some said its pre-recorded. At the conclusion of The Story of Alton Towers DVD it is revealed that Carter is in fact the re-incarnated form of Charles Talbot.

After sleepless nights thinking about the phenomenon, Alton Towers management called in Most Haunted and by using a P.K.E. meter were able to source the voice to the portrait of Charles Talbot. It was concluded that Carter is the chosen form of the spirit of Talbot however the spirit was inclined to return to its original point of manifestation; the towers. After frequent bouts of schizophrenia Carter arrived at the towers to perform a complex ritual in which he was able to transfer the spirit into a significant and personnel artefact of its past life, the only known portrait of Charles Talbot that resides in the towers. The spirit is now confined to the portrait and has taken on the voice of its last occupant, Carter. It seems that the cosmic DNA of each soul was mixed, making Talbot feel inclined to narrate Hex and giving Carter a fear of branches...that’s where the voice comes from.

[edit] External Links

British Oaks: A Concise Guide by Michael Tyler
The Hags cameo in Hot Fuzz
The Hags Performance in Drag Me to Hell
Ash Williams fights the Super Hag in Evil Dead 2
The Super Hags cameo in Poltergeist
The Super Hags cameo in Lord of the Rings

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-These are the residents of [[Hex]]. The word 'resident' is used very loosely here.
+Much like [[Duel|The Haunted House]], [[Hex]] is also inhabited by intriguing characters that lead visitors through the ride who happen to tie in with the story.
 == The Main Players ==
-[[File:hoover.jpg|thumb|right|The worlds most powerful hoover]]'''Charles Talbot'''
+[[File:hoover.jpg|thumb|right|The worlds most powerful hoover]]
-The 15th Earl of Shrewsbury and victim of the curse brought onto him by the hag. After a branch fell from the oak tree and a member of his family died, he ordered it to be chained up to prevent any more deaths. But you should know that the story didn’t end there. He intended to banish the curse through science and cut off another branch to experiment on, although all he ever managed to get done was a montage video of himself looking cool mixing dyed water and eyeballing tesla coils. He got bored of trying to banish the curse and instead invented T.V.s, founded [[Vekoma]] and made the world’s most powerful hoover.
+=== Charles Talbot ===
-'''The Hag'''
+The 15th Earl of Shrewsbury and victim of the curse brought onto him by the hag. After a branch fell from the oak tree and a member of his family died, he ordered it to be chained up to prevent any more deaths.
-Throughout history the hag has been cursing oak trees. If you encounter her you should consult the hag survival guide by Michael Tyler;
+But you should know that the story didn’t end there.
-[[File:Hagsurvival.jpg|thumb|right|The Hag Survival Guide by Michael Tyler]]'''''The Hag Survival Guide'''''
+He intended to banish the curse through science and dragged the branch from the woods to the Towers for experimentation, although all he ever managed to get done was a montage video of himself looking cool mixing dyed water and eyeballing tesla coils. He got bored of trying to banish the curse and instead invented television, founded [[Vekoma]] and made the world’s most powerful hoover... all by accident.
-''1.You see the hag<br>
+==== UV Earl ====
-''2. Do not attempt to interact with the hag<br>
-''3. If hag speaks, cover your ears<br>
-''4. The hag will run in the direction of the nearest oak tree<br>
-''5. If the hag is lost Consult British Oaks: A Concise Guide by Michael Tyler<br>
-''6. Locate nearest oak and head towards it in fast transport<br>
-''7. If the hag is seen on the way, flip her off<br>
-''8. A chainsaw should be carried at all times<br>
-''9. The chainsaw should be used to cut down the oak tree*<br>
-''10. You are safe...unless the hag appears (In this case start at No.1)<br>
-''11. In the event of the hag succeeding use chains on branches<br>
-''12. Unfortunately there is no cure, please donate to hagresearch.co.uk to prevent this<br>
-'''''*Warning. Do not use chainsaw on the hag, this will duplicate her'''''
+The UV Earl, whom has recently reappeared, stands in the window to the right of the scaffolding in the Octagon. Dressed in the same garb as the portrait with a noble grin, he truly stands out as a prat to the audience for not giving the old Hag a farthing.
+=== The Hag ===
+[[File:UV hag.jpg|thumb|right|Her two Octagon forms.]]
+Since the Towers complex was expanded and constructed, the Hag has been haunting the area for the past 200 years and is rumoured to be a lost house cleaner from Yorkshire travelling to Leek. This is thought to partially explain why she pressed the Earl so much for a farthing and why her cloak was decievingly dirty and big to the human eye.
+As well as the generic human form, the Hag appears in two other not-so-generic forms within the Octagon of Hex, just for giggles.
+If you encounter her you should consult <i>The Hag Survival Guide</i> by Michael Tyler.
+==== UV Hag ====
-== Variations of the Hag ==
+The UV (Ultra Violet) Hag has only recently reappeared in the window to the left of the scaffolding alongside the UV Earl after being switched off at the mains for a fair few years. This Hag is known to frighten the bejeezus out of visitors because she's so unpredictable in appearance.
-[[File:UV hag.jpg|thumb|right|Hags]]
+==== Fake Hag ====
-The hag can appear in several other forms. Here are some of them
+The Fake Hag, also known as the Dummy Hag and Scaffy Hag, hangs around on top of the seemingly permanent scaffolding on the left hand side of the Octagon room with sinister low green and neutral lights. The Fake Hag has been around much longer than the UV Hag and so assumes a higher authority for being low budget whilst being simultaenously spooky.
-'''UV Hag'''
+=== Root Demon ===
-The UV (Ultra Violet) hag is known to appear in the octagon room of Hex. In the window to the left of the scaffolding to be precise. Fortunately she is rarely sited so people are mostly safe.  She will constantly beg for money. Hagresearch.co.uk has found that pretending to be foreign will allow you to keep your money without being cursed.
+The Root Demon hides underneath the floorboards of the Vault upon some rather lovely tiles from the local floorware shop, regularly thought to be an evolution from the Oak branch after the Earl did nasty experiments over 200 years ago. Nobody is really sure why the Root Demon is there or what it's purpose is... aside from the obvious fact it has flashing red eyes with an ability to rave.
-'''Fake Hag'''
+== Supporting Players ==
-The fake hag is used by the hag as a distraction so she can pick pocket your farthings and/or curse you.
+=== The Talbot Hounds ===
-'''Super Hag'''
+The Talbot Hounds are featured everywhere on the ride and around the Towers, both in family crest and statue form, but the two most prominent sit outside the ride entrance with their own little crests on show. It is thought the Earl in Gozer-style could awaken them from slumber stone to do such menial duties like, 'fetch the newspaper', 'fetch the slippers' or 'fetch the pipe'.
-The Hag will only transform into Super Hag if you really p*ss her off. She will transform into a giant humanoid oak tree. The only way out of her making you feel very dizzy is to get her to chant the curse which will make her curse herself and her branches will slowly deteriorate. Unfortunately this will mean a lot of your family will die so make sure you are with a large group of people and are furthest away from her.
+=== The Workers ===
+* '''Les Davies''' - A very shifty man obsessed with the history surrounding this strange tale.
-== Other ==
+* '''Damian Varley''' - Responsible for finding the Earl's secret <s>Vekoma Mad House</s> vault as well as the delay on finding it
-'''The Talbot Hounds'''
+* '''Restoration Workers''' - Can be frequently heard making banging noises with all sorts of equipment through the roof and around the first half of the attraction (Queue, Portrait, Pre-Show). Some wonder if they just happen to accommodate the ride too.
-The Talbot hounds are included in the earls of shresbury's badges and crests and can be seen many times around the towers. Charles Talbot used to set them on trespassers with a cry of "Release the Hounds!". It would be intresting to find out how many times they appear but nobody can be bothered to count them, and that includes me.
-'''Lee Davies'''
-Very shifty man obsessed with the chained oak. Rumoured to be the hag in disguise.
-'''Damian Varley'''
-Responsible for finding the earls secret vault. You would’ve thought he would of found it quicker.
-'''Restoration Workers'''
-Can be frequently heard making banging noises from the roof to make it sound like there doing something.
 == Jim Carter ==
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-== Externel Links ==
+== External Links ==
 [http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1847970419/ref=s9_simh_gw_p14_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=01BSFRGN72R2CDRT1AQ7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=467128533&pf_rd_i=468294 British Oaks: A Concise Guide by Michael Tyler]<br>
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 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQfeq8bX3JY&t=0m41s Ash Williams fights the Super Hag in Evil Dead 2]<br>
 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qweaPhmWqo The Super Hags cameo in Poltergeist]<br>
-[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmCPzpWdGY&t=2m9s The Super Hags Caemo in Lord of the Rings]<br>
+[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmCPzpWdGY&t=2m9s The Super Hags cameo in Lord of the Rings]<br>
-[[Category:Characters and Mascots]]
+[[Category: Characters and Mascots]]