Forbidden Sweep
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| − | Forbidden Sweep | + | Gone but not forgotten, Forbidden Sweep was a classic example of a <s>overpriced</s> pay-per-use attraction located in [[Forbidden Valley]] which was bought from a Total Wipeout auction. |
| − | The player | + | The player had to dodge and jump over two rotating beams for a very generous twenty seconds before the operator turned it up to full speed and cleanly knocked the player over the trees and into the garden lake. Following complaints, the Chinese Pagoda was fitted with a net in order to catch the players who then gently slid off directly into an Accurist advert. |
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| + | TS Law dictates that discussion about Forbidden Sweep must at some point include a protracted flat-delivery yell of "FORBIDDEN SWEEEEEEEEEP", as if said by a scenery-chewing gameshow host introducing a popular round. | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:57, 4 April 2018
Gone but not forgotten, Forbidden Sweep was a classic example of a overpriced pay-per-use attraction located in Forbidden Valley which was bought from a Total Wipeout auction.
The player had to dodge and jump over two rotating beams for a very generous twenty seconds before the operator turned it up to full speed and cleanly knocked the player over the trees and into the garden lake. Following complaints, the Chinese Pagoda was fitted with a net in order to catch the players who then gently slid off directly into an Accurist advert.
TS Law dictates that discussion about Forbidden Sweep must at some point include a protracted flat-delivery yell of "FORBIDDEN SWEEEEEEEEEP", as if said by a scenery-chewing gameshow host introducing a popular round.
