Roland Mack
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| − | Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a god by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories: | + | Roland [[Mack|Mack]] is is a deity, revered as a [[GOD|god]] by [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories: |
[[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]] | [[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]] | ||
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'''Roland's love train'''<br> | '''Roland's love train'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | '''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)'''<br> | + | '''Roland [[Mack|Mack]] and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)'''<br> |
'''Roland's tax returns'''<br> | '''Roland's tax returns'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br> | '''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br> | ||
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'''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br> | '''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's big baps'''<br> | '''Roland's big baps'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland Mack's Goblet of Fire'''<br> | + | '''Roland [[Mack|Mack]]'s Goblet of Fire'''<br> |
'''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> | '''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> | ||
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | ||
| − | See [[Europa Park]] | + | |
| + | == I Love Roland! == | ||
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| + | When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TTF meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland [[Mack|Mack]] - the man who makes people smile. | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
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| + | [[Europa Park]] | ||
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| + | [[Category: Meet Memes]] | ||
Revision as of 14:07, 18 June 2010
Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a god by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:
Roland's love boats
Roland's love wagons
Roland's saucy love cups
Roland's love train
Roland's love bobs
Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)
Roland's tax returns
Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza
Roland's leiderhosen adventure
Roland's tache
Roland's happy hour
Roland's Merlin hotline
Roland's non-existent concept of modesty
Roland's Blue Frier (Europa's ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)
Roland's Hollywood monumental movie
Roland's Merkel Madness!
Roland's big baps
Roland Mack's Goblet of Fire
Roland's Frankfurt forest
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.
I Love Roland!
When riding a Mack ride on a TTF meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland Mack - the man who makes people smile.
